[021] The king of stories

"[Alien Beast] Sun Wukong, since then, he has been favored by the immortal master 'Bodhi Ancestor', obtained the 'secret treasure' [somersault cloud], learned immortal art [seventy-two changes], and practiced very quickly. Until this day, he frolicked with his fellow disciples, and had the appearance of boasting, which made the ancestor unhappy and was expelled from the mountain gate......"

“……”

"I saw that the 'Lord of the [Empty Gate]" came to Rulai, laughed, and cast the immortal technique of [Qiankun in the palm], holding the [Alien Beast] Sun Wukong with one palm, passing through the nine heavens of the sky, crossing the sea of clouds in the heavenly court, and blasting into the mortal world. Since then, the palm of the Lord of the [Empty Gate] has turned into a mountain, called the 'Five Elements Mountain', and has suppressed this beast for five hundred years......"

It has been more than 20 days since the departure of the [Disaster Relief Group], and after the [Immortal Arts] practice, Yan Xiaoyi told the story.

It's not like other people who travel through the country, in order to pretend to be a ghost and deceive, it's really just a result of boredom.

And the so-called "stories" all originate from the pirated books sold in the "previous life" bookstalls and a few often read -

"Journey to the West", "Water Margin", "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness", "Mirror Flowers" and so on.

King Yan has no ability to forget, and only remembers a rough outline of the stories in these books. Yes, even the most familiar "Journey to the West", he spoke intermittently and stumbling.

Fortunately, the audience is just Xiu'er and a few small beasts, more than ten fish, and the picture is fun and harmless.

However, some of the questions that Ren Xiu'er raised from time to time made King Yan feel that his head was extremely big.

"Great King, is the Jade Emperor the 'Heavenly God Taiyi'?"

"After people die, will they be locked by the horse-faced bull head and go to the 'Netherworld Mansion'?"

"Crystal Palace, is it beautiful?"

"King, King, I want a somersault cloud too."

"Can those green peaches in [Taoyuan Immortal Township] prolong their life for tens of millions of years like the queen mother's peach?"

In the face of Xiu'er's curiosity, at first. King Yan can also explain one or two with "Eastern Emperor Taiyi, Central Jade Emperor". But the more he talked, the more chaotic he became, and in the end he simply prevaricated with the sentence "There may be a land, or a life can be extended, and the anecdotes of the fairy family are difficult to investigate the root of it".

Xiu'er quieted down rather regrettably, but after King Yan spoke again, she offered a bunch of "yes", "why", and "yes".

King Yan, who gradually felt that he was "poor in reasoning and words", had to break off the story of "Journey to the West" with the sentence "You want to know what happened next, and listen to the next decomposition" after telling "Chen Xuanzang, the heavenly spiritual root, and the order of thousands of miles to go to the fairy township".

Xiu'er's watery eyes widened, looking at him expectantly.

King Yan hurriedly said: "Let's tell another story." ”

"What's the story?"

"The story of one hundred and eight heroes."

However. The stories of heroes and heroes in "Water Margin" are not popular with the audience in [Xianxiang]. Xiu'er listened drowsily, and a few small beasts and a small fish were not as focused as when listening to "Journey to the West", only Derpy was stupidly suspended on the side, as if listening was not listening.

In desperation, King Yan turned the conversation around and talked about "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness", and the situation improved a little.

The story goes to "Thunder Xuanwei, fox refuge." Three times to get married", Derpy's thunder body was blazing, and the nine-tailed fox squinted his eyes; When the twin brothers Ding Zhaolan and Ding Zhaohui appeared, the two little cranes flapped their wings and landed on the shoulders of King Yan; Then to the "Nanxia" exhibition, Xiong Fei's "Yuewulou Performance" won the title of "Royal Cat". The little national treasure, which was lazy in the bamboo forest, also twisted his hairy buttocks and crawled over.

As for Xiu'er, she was first angry because "Bao Zhengfang was abandoned when she was born", and then because of "Tiexian Guanzhong." Save the righteous servants, get rid of the stubbornness" from the life of joy.

At least when Bai Yutang, the beautiful and chivalrous "brocade mouse", "died and rushed to the sky", the little girl was teary-eyed and whimpered. King Yan hurriedly tried to persuade him, and then the rain cleared.

"Xiu'er. Do you know that in the thirteen states of the Han Dynasty, if you compete in martial arts alone, who is called the first? When it comes to beauty, how many women are out of the dust? ”

While wiping the tears on Xiu'er's face, King Yan opened his mouth to ask two questions that had been debated in the old forums and post bars to divert the little girl's attention.

"The territory of the Han Dynasty is millions of miles, and there are countless more people, who dares to call the first martial arts and the most beautiful? However, people like Senior Brother Guan and Senior Brother Xianzhi are also unique characters in ten thousand, right? ”

"Xiu'er still remembers the Jiuyuan Lu Bu you mentioned before."

"Lu Bu? When the king says 'first', is he talking about? ”

"Hmm. If you talk about martial arts alone, this person can be called the first. There are very few people in the world who can compete with them. There may be one person in the Nanban, and as for the others, Qu ...... Well, very little in short. ”

"Who is the beautiful one?"

"Jiuyuan Lu Bu has a general under his command, called 'Qin Yi', and his wife Du can be included in the 'top ten'. Wuwei Zhang Ji's wife - Zou Shi, Guiyang Zhao Fan's sister-in-law - Fan Shi, is not comparable to him. In addition, Zhao Ji, the daughter of Cai Bojiao, the second daughter of Lujiangqiao, the daughter of Sun Wentai of Wu County, Zhongshan Zhen's, Donghai Mi's family, and Peiguogan's family all have national colors. ”

"However, according to the king, if the women in the world are beautiful, there is still one person!"

"Who?"

"This woman, Xiu'er, you also know her."

"I know?"

"That's right."

King Yan replied with a smile, and seeing that Xiu'er was still confused, he took a bronze mirror from the [Peach Forest] thatched house. took a look at the little girl, then pointed to the image in the mirror, and said with a smile: "Although the world is big and there are many beauties, in the eyes of this king, there is no one who is better than this woman." ”

Xiu'er's face turned red, she jumped up from the ground, lowered her head and ran away.

King Yan's laughter immediately spread all over [Xianxiang].

……

"The king, under the command of the inner disciple Dong Zhongying, the cavalry captain Huaxiong, meet the king!"

Under [Xianxiang], a burst of human voices suddenly came, interrupting King Yan's laughter.

"Hua Xiong?" King Yan rode down the clouds, looked at the nine-foot-long man in front of him, remembered Dong Zhuo's request before, and asked, "Are you here to participate in the [White Tiger Competition]?" ”

Hua Xiong nodded hurriedly.

King Yan then ordered him to go to [White Tiger City] and [Yuelai Inn] to find a place to live, and then he could participate in the big competition. After Hua Xiong thanked him repeatedly, Fang went down the mountain to meet Hu Zhen, Fan Chou and others who came with him. Then, settle down at [Yuelai Inn].

King Yan was about to turn back [Xianxiang], and Yuan Shu, the son of the Yuan family, came from the bottom of the mountain and bowed down; "Great King, the disciple has come to fetch [the immortal beast]."

[Penglai Immortal Township] is a place where [Immortal Beasts] advance. As soon as the disciples have sufficient [gold] and [contributions], they will send their own [immortal beasts] to increase their strength and potential.

Yuan Highway's [immortal beast] is the fat pig-like groundhog. King Yan waved his hand and threw it down [Xianxiang], and Yuan Shu hurriedly caught it.

"How's your [Tu Dun] practice?" Yan Xiaoyi asked.

A month ago, when Yuan Highway was browsing the [Immortal Secret Realm], he had a whim. After that, he poured all his [gold] and [contribution] and selected a [immortal art. Soil Escape]. After that, he went deep into the [White Tiger Back Mountain] and spent several days capturing a [Alien Beast. Groundhog] returned.

King Yan looked at it interestingly, and allowed him to "owe 10,000 [gold] and [contributions] on credit, so that this groundhog can climb [Penglai Immortal Township] to seek advancement."

Half Moon Kung Fu, [Immortal Beast. Groundhog] has skyrocketed in size, and Yuan Shu has also become familiar with his [Immortal Art. Soil Escape].

"Haha, [Tu Dun] is a little successful, dare to ask the king for advice!"

"Okay."

The two walked to the foot of the mountain, and Yuan Shu shouted "Tu Dun". Before the words fell, the loess in front of him suddenly rippled like the surface of the water.

Yuan Shu rode on the fat groundhog and jumped suddenly into the "ripples".

There was no "plopping" sound of falling water, and there was no splashing of dust and loess, and a person and a rat went straight into it.

After a breath, a zhang of loess returns to its original state.

Then, King Yan felt a vibration coming from the ground under his feet. Far and near, strong and weak.

"This [immortal art. Tu Dun], but it is similar to the ability of Tu Xingsun in "Fengshen List". It's amazing indeed. ”

When King Yan was sighing, he suddenly heard a muffled sound of "bang", and the vibration of the ground disappeared.

"Big ...... King...... Save ......"

Next to the mountain road, under a huge rock, the voice of the Yuan family's sister-in-law came like nothing. (To be continued......)

PS: Alive