Chapter 249: New Year's Gift
"Don't worry. He said that this is the same as going out to play, except that usually playing outside is a change in space, and this one also adds a change in time. ”
“……”
He also said that this one is safer than going out to play. Because there aren't so many rampage vehicles, and so many impetuous garbage people. ”
“……”
"My dad also said that if a man doesn't leave home, he will never grow up."
"Your dad was right. But little thing, you two really aren't fooling me? ”
"What are you fooling you for? Don't you always say that you are a time-traveler, why don't you believe us? ”
"This ......"
Wu Zhi was stunned, and after thinking about it carefully, these two children are indeed different from the people here, for example, they know chili peppers, they also recognize robots, and they speak with modern vocabulary.
"So, you're here for a vacation, and I'm here to be miserable......" Wu Zhi complained.
"Who called you an adult, adults open their eyes and close their eyes from morning to night, and their minds are full of tyrants and women, we are different, we are children, so we don't want to do that, so we ...... easily"
"And what's going on in your head?"
"I don't want anything."
"Don't want anything? Don't lie to me. ”
"Who lied to you?"
"You don't want to live in a big house, drive a big car, and don't want a little girlfriend?"
"That's the idea of water in your adult heads."
"What?" Wu Zhi didn't expect to be complained about so ruthlessly: "I've heard, you children are not serious now, one or two are precocious, you will hug and hug during kindergarten, you call me husband, I call you girlfriend......"
"That's what you think you are, but in our eyes, it's just playing with the house, it's you who live the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain."
"Heh, you have become gentlemen, and we have become villains?"
"Yes, if you look big on the outside, you are a real adult? Maybe it's a giant baby. ”
"......" Wu Zhi gasped, how can he be called a "cool" now!
"If you don't want anything, why do you keep crying?" Wu Zhi was not convinced, and asked again.
"Is it a matter of thinking to cry your nose? I cried when I was sad. ”
"Why are you sad?"
"Not why. When you are sad, you cry, and when you are happy, you laugh. ”
"When was the last time you were sad?"
"I don't remember."
"......" Wu Zhi gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "Sure enough, only women and villains are difficult to raise." ”
"We're not villains." The fat and thin brothers sternly refused and opposed.
"Well, you're little adults." Wu Zhi changed his words.
"Can you please not always put a small print in front of you?!!!"
“……”
This is the first time that Wu Zhi has been scolded by others, and the other party is still a pair of children.
Don't underestimate elementary school students.
Otherwise, you'd be wildly wrong.
Every elementary school student was once a king, and the only thing that could clean him up was one thing, and that was - when his dad came!
"Okay, let's not talk about that, now I'll teach you a song." Wu Zhi recovered to a serious attitude.
"Now? Wow, wow, wow......"
The song is not complicated, the three little tigers are quite smart, and they quickly comprehended it, so Wu Zhi let them practice quietly by themselves for a while, and remember to keep it secret first, so as not to let others hear it.
Then he got off his post and went to the Tiemen Dao family.
"What are you doing here?" The Iron Doorman asked.
"Uncle, we are all so acquainted, why do your words still seem so cold and stiff?"
"You come, you will be bad. Tell me, why is there a dinner party tonight, and it inexplicably pulls me in? ”
"Uncle, look at what you said, we are up and down the post, what's wrong with coming to the door? Why is it bad for life? As for the dinner, it was a school opening ceremony, and it was inevitable. ”
"The beginning of the school is the beginning of the school, the ceremony is the ceremony, what does it have to do with eating and drinking? Are they going to learn, or are they going to eat and drink? ”
"Uncle! People take food as the sky, if you want to study better, of course, you have to eat first, I know your temper, in short, just like this, you don't have to worry about administrative matters, just go to this dinner today, and then just be responsible for teaching wholeheartedly, OK? ”
"What?" The Iron Gate Daoist was said to be confused.
"Oh, OK is Eagle Language. I'm just asking you, can you do it......"
"So what you mean, I don't have to worry about administrative matters? So, I'm just a professor, and you're in charge of it? ”
"Isn't it good? Professor Tie. ”
"Then do you plan to divide half of the tuition fee for this academy?"
"Haha......" Wu Zhi laughed: "Uncle, I thought you really learned that you don't eat fireworks in the world at all, but you are really still an iron rooster." ”
"What nonsense are you talking about? I call it, public is public, private is private. ”
"Understood. Uncle, you don't have to explain, otherwise the more you describe it, the darker it gets, don't worry, I don't want the tuition at all, not only will I not share half with you, but I will also give you money. ”
"Why are you giving me money?"
"I'll be in charge of sorting out the tuition fees for you and handing them over to you. You make a price, how much does it cost. ”
"Good. The public is public, the private is private, and at my level, the market price should be one or two pieces of silver. ”
"How?"
"A student, one or two silver per semester."
"So expensive?" Wu Zhi deliberately shuddered: "I don't know what a semester is?" ”
"The heat and cold change. Twelve months a year, excluding holidays, a semester is about four or five months. ”
"That's good. In this way, in the first half of the semester, we set a summer vacation and a two-month vacation, and in the second half of the semester, we set a winter vacation, and the vacation is also two months. I'll rely on you, a semester, a student, to give you a tael of silver, no problem. ”
"What about you, don't you want a cent?"
"You don't have to worry about me." The little one said, "My dad." The big one said, "My uncle." ”
"Oh." Wu Zhi was stunned for a moment, and remembered that when he met these two children on the first day, he heard them mention it all the time, one was called "Dad" and the other was called "Uncle".
"What are you doing here?"
"My dad said it was a New Year's gift for us." Small way.
"Yes, my uncle said, it's a New Year's gift for us." Big road.
"Did your dad come along?"
"No, just the two of us."
"Just the two of you?"
"Yes. He said let's come and have an experience. ”
"He's not worried about your safety?"
"You kid, I don't know what Ann's intentions are. I can tell you, if I don't have a penny, I will send you to the official. "I'm in charge of the term, and a semester is about four or five months. ”
"That's good. In this way, in the first half of the semester, we will set a summer vacation, and the tuition fees will be sorted out for you for two months and handed over to you. You make a price, how much does it cost. ”
"Good. The public is public, the private is private, and at my level, the market price should be one or two pieces of silver. ”
"How?"
"A student, one or two silver per semester." Yes, don't think that if you don't need money, you can worry about Yuxiang. ”
(End of chapter)