Ah Si said lightly, Tianci is like a frosted eggplant, wilted. This was a big surprise to the villagers, everyone's curiosity was seduced at once, and their eyes were all focused on Tianci's body, and Tianci felt uncomfortable as if he was pricked all over his body.

The scene in the cave room last night, he still thinks about it and scratches his heart.

He happily and impatiently uncovered Xiao Wu's head, Xiao Wu covered his face with his hands and refused to move it. He only thought she was shy and didn't force her, although he wanted to see Xiao Wu's true face immediately.

When the matchmaker was a matchmaker, she sent a portrait of Xiao Wu. In the painting, the hands are like soft wattles, the skin is like clotted fat, the head of the mantis is like the eyebrows, and the beautiful eyes are looking forward to it! As soon as God saw it, his eyes fell on the portrait, and he was reluctant to blink. Half of his soul was hooked off on the spot, and he agreed to this family affair without even thinking about it.

In the swaying of the heart flag, Xiao Wu said softly: "Official, listen, someone has come to make trouble in the cave room." ”

Tianci turned his face sideways and pricked up his ears, Xiao Wu took advantage of his unpreparedness, blew out the red candle in one gulp, and with a "bang", he couldn't untie his clothes and got into the quilt.

The new house was pitch black, and I couldn't see my five fingers, but I only heard Xiao Wu's breathing urgently, blowing like an orchid. God's throat and eyes were on fire, and his blood was rising. said that it was too late, but it was fast, and a hungry wolf pounced on the food and pounced on Xiao Wu......

The dust fell, Xiao Wu turned his back to Tianci and quickly fell asleep. Extremely satisfied and sweating, he quietly got out of bed and lit the red candle again, the candlelight reflected the red curtain and the sleeping Xiao Wu.

Tianci heard Xiao Wu breathe evenly and slowly flip Xiao Wu's body, his smile suddenly froze.

Under the candlelight, Xiao Wu's forehead protruded forward, his eyes were sunken, his eyes were as small as slits, and his nostrils were upturned, which was indescribably ugly. Godci was dumbfounded: Did I just sleep with Yaksha?

The portrait of Xiao Wu sent by the matchmaker is still in his pocket, and he carries this painting silk all the time.

Tianci trembled and took out the painting silk and compared it to Xiao Wu on the bed. There is no doubt about the posture, skin color and Xiao Wu of the people in the painting, but the faces are infinitely beautified.

Tianci's face was more ugly than crying, and he asked himself: "Will I face this ugly face every day in the future?"

The red candle was shining, Xiao Wu looked more and more coarse, and Tianci rushed out of the new room, vomiting heavily, and even vomiting the bile in his stomach.

After vomiting for a long time, Tianci turned back to the new house in a daze, and saw Xiao Wu sleeping sweetly, and a feeling of being deceived hit his whole body like lightning.

He was furious, made up his mind, took a pen and inkstone, and repaired a letter of resignation on the spot.

"It's only your mother's fault for deceiving me with people's paintings." He threw away his pen and inkstone and walked out of the new house in indignation.

The rooster crowed twice, and Tianci walked into the new house with one foot and one foot shallow, and the book was still there, and Xiao Wu was nowhere to be seen. He was saddened, without the slightest pleasure of revenge, but with an inexplicable sense of guilt.

"You have a round house, don't you have a house?" Tianci took the letter of resignation and found his uncle for the first time, and his uncle's eyes were bigger than copper bells.

The heaven-sent voice was like a mosquito: "It's round." ”

"Tut-tut." Uncle was as anxious as an ant on a hot nest, "The life of the parents, the words of the matchmaker." After worshipping heaven and earth and rounding the house, the husband and wife should live a life of affection and love and repay the grace of heaven and earth for nurturing them. You are good, take marriage as a child's play, on the night of the cave room, you slept with a girl, and a letter of divorce divorced her, which is simply unreasonable. ”

Tianci argued: "She deceived her nephew first." ”

"Even so, you shouldn't ...... You shouldn't start first. It is reasonable, you have to protect the innocence of the girl, and then divorce her to be righteous. Uncle trembled with anger.

Tianci knew his grievances, his face was terrified, and he opened his mouth and said, "What...... Which...... How is it good? Uncle has to help his nephew...... Mind. ”

The uncle was worried: "I'm afraid that I will be laughed to death by my neighbors when I spread it." As soon as he saw the letter of resignation in Tianci's hand, he slapped his thigh, "There it is!" ”

Tianci asked in a low voice: "You have a good trick for the elderly." ”

The uncle's face was happy: "I'm afraid that Xiao Wu will find her two cousins to support him." On the fifth watch, I went to the field canal to see the water, and saw Ah San and Ah Si were grazing horses. ”

Tianci said excitedly: "So Xiao Wu didn't know that Ah San Ah Si came to the village and went back to his parents' house by himself. ”

The uncle's eyes showed a sly look: "Xiao Wu didn't take the letter of resignation, this is easy to do." Just don't do it endlessly, splash this basin of dirty water on Ah San and Ah Si, and insist that they kidnapped your lady and let the brothers carry this disaster. ”

Tianci was worried: "Ah San Ah Si knows martial arts, and he has provoked the two of them, but I am afraid that my nephew will not have good fruit to eat." ”

Uncle won the battle: "This can be assured, if Ah San and Ah Si use force, they will plant this dirty." ”

God was overjoyed: "That's very good." Uncle, look at it. ”

The uncle immediately decided: "Without further ado, I will mobilize the villagers to tie them up first." ”

As expected, when the villagers surrounded Ah San Ah Si, Ah San Ah Si did not resist, and was driven to the door of Tianci's house by the villagers and tied to the horse pillar.

"What have you done, don't you count it in your heart?" Right now, Ah Si's words hit the heart of Tianci, and Tianci was speechless for a while.

The uncle's face was pale, and he secretly screamed badly. Xiao Wu obviously looked for Ah San and Ah Si, and it turned out that she knew that her cousin had come to the village.

Fortunately, the letter of resignation is still in the hands of God, and it will not be hopeless. Thinking of this, the uncle replied for his nephew: "Listen to the meaning of your words, the god-given daughter-in-law ran out to date you in the middle of the night, and Tian shamelessly said about her and the heaven-sent clouds and rain?"

Uncle took the lead.

Ah San saw him tearing his face, and he wanted to make a big deal out of it, so he was furious on the spot: "Phew! If you take it, it's easy to sell it, it's really not worth it for Xiao Wu. ”

Tianci blushed and lowered his head. As soon as the uncle stomped his foot, Tianci raised his head again and complained: "The matchmaker shouldn't lie to me about the person in the painting." ”

The two were-for-tat, one said that the other party was easy to sell if he took possession, and the other said that the matchmaker deceived him with the person in the painting. The villagers and the second monk were puzzled: who took whose advantage, and who suffered whose loss?

Ah San huffed: "What's wrong with the person in the painting?" Isn't Little Five good-looking? What's worse than the person in the painting?"

Tianci snorted: "That's the difference between heaven and earth." One is glamorous, the other is extremely ugly. ”

"Who do you say is ugly?" Ah Si roared angrily, like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and the villagers' eardrums buzzed.

It's okay to beat the brothers and scold the brothers, but it's not okay to say bad things about Xiao Wu.

Ah Si gnashed his teeth, like evil, and Tianci was so frightened that he trembled.

The public says that the public is reasonable, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is reasonable. It is difficult for a clean official to decide family affairs, and he can't figure it out. Cui Hu saw that Ah San and Ah Si were not at a disadvantage, and his heart was naturally a lot more relaxed.

He ordered the village chief to let go of Ah San and Ah Si. In front of everyone's eyes, Ah San and Ah Si couldn't run anywhere.

The village chief sent two villagers to loosen the ties of Ah San and Ah Si. When Uncle Tianci saw the village chief come forward, he was so angry that he couldn't do it, but it was not easy to stop it.

The village chief calmed the people: "These two brothers, if you know where the daughter-in-law is hiding, tell the godsend." What do the two have to do with each other, treat each other honestly, and talk about it, why don't you understand. ”

Ah San's eyes are like a lying bow, and he can't wait for an arrow to penetrate his heavenly chest. He said angrily to the village chief: "It's Xiao Wu who was forced away by this guy himself." ”

As soon as this remark came out, the villagers were shocked.