Chapter 45: It's You, the Unlucky Ass

The villagers of Pony Village discussed the results and immediately took action, and the tiger demon must be eliminated as soon as possible, otherwise who knows who the tiger demon will harm next, and the most feared is the neighbor of Ma Bolt's house, who will make his family the closest to Ma's house!

The villagers went to buy four-color gifts, especially the neighbor of the Ma family, although he was illiterate and had not read any books, but he knew a few people who had studied, and I heard that if he wanted to give gifts to learned people, he had to give bacon, and he had to send good bacon!

The neighbor specially prepared two large strips of bacon and put them in the gift, he didn't ask for anything else, just asked Guo Shanchang to hurry up and get rid of the tiger demon, so as not to let his family suffer, his family is not as rich as the Ma family, if the house is also burned, there will be no ten or eight years, but there is not enough money to build a new one!

Everything is ready, the respected villagers in Pony Village and the three members of the Ma family rushed to Shangyang Academy together, there are many strong men left in the village, in case the tiger demon comes to set fire to the house again, someone has to put out the fire!

Pony Village is not too far from Shangyang Academy, and they arrived at the academy in the early afternoon, and the villagers entered the mountain gate and asked to see the mountain chief, Guo Youjun.

Guo Youjun was drunk again, and Zheng Gangling didn't leave, Zheng Gangling wanted to leave today, but Guo Youjun wanted to see him off, and if he wanted to see him off, he had to drink, and the two of them discussed some academic issues while drinking.

Zheng Gangling was an official in Xingyang, and he rarely had the opportunity to discuss purely academic issues with like-minded people, but the more the two of them discussed, the more excited they became, and the more excited they were, the more they drank, from morning to noon, and then naturally they got drunk, and were helped back by the students of the academy, and now they are still asleep.

The student in charge of receiving the villagers is still Hu Wei, this Hu Wei received Fu Guibao last time, and as a result, he made a joke that Fu Guibao defecated under the shadow wall, this time he was very cautious and did not dare to neglect his duties again.

Hu Wei saw such a large group of villagers, and he was a little confused, but when he saw the gifts in the hands of the villagers, including bacon, he thought that these people were here to apprentice, because generally speaking, bacon is a kind of tuition fee for teachers.

Hu Wei asked, "Which of your children wants to enter the academy to study, why are there so many people?" ”

"We're from Ponyville Village, and we're not here to send our own children to study, we're here to ask Commissioner Guo to catch monsters!" The anxious villager shouted.

Hu Wei's face changed, and asked Guo Shanchang to catch monsters? He said angrily: "What are you talking about, my teacher is a Confucian, not a Taoist priest who draws talismans and burns paper, you want to catch monsters, but you have come to the wrong place!" ”

The neighbor of the Ma family pushed away the anxious villager and stepped forward and said: "Don't be angry, Mr. Xiao, he didn't make his words clear, we came to make a statue according to the appearance of Guo Shanchang, put it in the mountain temple in the forest, and rebuild the mountain temple, because recently the tiger demon in the forest has appeared again, and it has also run to our pony village to harm people, if we don't get rid of it, I don't know how many people will suffer!" ”

Hu Wei didn't understand, what kind of mess, what kind of tiger demon is it, is there a tiger near Shangyang? I've never heard of it! He said, "You want to make a statue of a god in the image of the head of my mountain?" I'm afraid this won't work, our academy is full of Confucian disciples, I don't believe in ghosts and gods, let my mountain chief be a mountain god, this is definitely not good! ”

"Then you don't need Guo Shanchang to be the mountain god, as long as it is a Wenqu star in the academy, we just want to be the same, because the mountain god used to be a scholar, so we can't make statues according to other people's appearance!"

"Yes, yes, we just want to be a Wenqu star!"

"There are a lot of Wenqu stars in your academy, just find one of them!"

"You can't just look for it, you have to read well!"

"Okay, okay, okay, okay!" Hu Wei was very annoyed, this is strange, what is the mountain temple, is the temple collapsed, so it has to be rebuilt? But why did you rebuild and run to Shangyang Academy, isn't this nothing to do!

Hu Wei was trying to drive away these ignorant and stupid villagers, and suddenly, he thought: "Although these people are stupid, they didn't come to me, and after talking for a long time, no one wants to use my appearance to make statues, so in this case, they didn't come to me, I can't help but report it to the mountain chief, so as not to be punished in the future, in case the mountain chief also wants to be a mountain god and enjoy the incense in the mortal world, this is an inaccurate thing!" ”

Thinking of this, Hu Wei said: "Then you wait here, and I will go in and tell the mountain chief." After that, he went to find Guo Youji.

Walking halfway down, Hu Wei thought that the villagers had never thought about using their own appearance to shape the statue of the mountain god, could it be said that they were not good-looking, or that they didn't look like Wenqu Xing?

He couldn't help but feel uncomfortable and a little lost, and then he began to get angry again, scolding those stupid villagers in his heart, who have no eyes!

When he arrived outside Guo Youjie's study, before he entered the door, he heard a loud snoring inside, and when he looked inside, he saw Guo Youjun and Zheng Gangling both lying on their backs, sleeping without any image, saliva flowing down their cheeks!

Hu Wei hesitated, he knew that it was useless to wake up Guo Youjun at this time, Guo Youji must be dizzy, and he couldn't think about the inexplicable question of the tiger demon and the mountain god at all.

Hu Wei turned around and wanted to leave, but suddenly heard someone calling him behind him, and when he looked back, it turned out to be Li Rizhi and Fu Guibao's bastard thing!

After Li Rizhi and Fu Guibao got out of class, they came to see Zheng Gangling, it is estimated that Zheng Gangling will not be able to leave today, as a nephew, he has to persuade his uncle, drinking alcohol hurts his body, it is better to go back to the yamen as soon as possible to deal with the affairs, for example, hurry up and close the case of Qin Thimble.

Qin Thimneedle and Lu Lu, as well as Xu Sheng, were taken back to Xingyang Yamen by Duan Baokang, and the mayor of the town brought a few people to help, and now there is only Zhang Laoliu left in Shangyang Academy, who is specially waiting for Zheng Gangling's return.

Li Rizhi asked, "Senior Brother Hu, are you here to find my uncle, or is it Guo Shanchang?" ”

Hu Wei knew Li Rizhi's identity, he was the nephew of the county order, and he couldn't afford to offend a character, so he smiled and said: "There are some mountain village men outside, I have to say that the mountain chief will catch monsters for them, it's inexplicable, but since they are here, they can't refuse to let them out, so I still have to talk to the mountain chief, whether I want to see it or not, it is up to the mountain chief to decide!" ”

Li Rizhi sighed and said, "Monster? Last night, I met a person who was almost killed by a monster, could it be that there are a lot of monsters here? ”

Fu Guibao shouted: "Go and see, go and see, this kind of excitement is rare!" ”

Li Rizhi glanced into the study, and saw that his uncle was snoring, and Guo Youjie's snoring was not small, so he said to Hu Wei: "Why don't we go and ask what the specific situation is, if we really have to ask the mountain chief to come forward, then we can wait for him to wake up and tell him what happened!" ”

Hu Wei nodded hurriedly, thinking: "Yes, you should ask what happened clearly, and it is best to record it, such a simple thing, why didn't I think of it, it seems that the children of the official eunuch family just know a lot!" ”

Hu Wei really wants to be an official, and he thinks that what Li Rizhi said is the one in the official government, the sooner he knows, the better!

When the three of them went to the entrance of the academy, they saw that there was already a large group of people gathered there, not only the villagers of Ponyville Village, but also many students.

Li Rizhi and Fu Guibao are both young and can't squeeze those adult students, but fortunately, there are several villagers who tell the story, and there are many students who ask questions, so they only listened to it for a while. Nine is not far from ten.

Fu Guibao also heard it almost well, he turned his head to look at Li Rizhi next to him, and said, "How do these people know that it must be the one robbed by the Tiger Demon?" ”

Li Rizhi was frowning and thinking about things, and when he heard him say this, he said curiously: "Then how do you prove that Li Guiniang was not snatched by the tiger demon?" ”

Fu Guibao said proudly: "You can't think about everything, you must pay attention to human and material evidence, if you want to prove that Li Guiniang was snatched away by the tiger demon, then you must first prove that the tiger is a male, not a female, if it is a tigress, then what's the use of snatching Li Guiniang, the tigress doesn't need to have Mrs. Pressing, what the tigress needs is the husband of Pressing!" ”

Fu Guibao spoke very loudly, plus he was still a child, and it was relatively sharp, but after he finished saying this, the large group of people at the door all heard it, and they were silent in an instant, and everyone turned their heads to look at Fu Guibao!

Everyone thought: "Although what this little fat man said is somewhat similar to fart, who can prove that the tiger demon is male or female, whether he wants to touch it, or to see the tiger's buttocks?" However, he said that the tigress would not snatch Li Guiniang, but it was very reasonable! ”

For a while, everyone was speechless about Fu Guibao's words!

Li Rizhi smiled and said: "Maybe it's not a tiger, if it's a man, wouldn't it be strange to snatch Li Guiniang!" How can you be sure that the one hiding in the abandoned mountain temple must be a youkai, or it may be a man! ”

Regarding Fu Guibao's words, everyone was speechless, because his words were like farting, and no one could prove that the tiger demon was male or female, but Li Rizhi's words, everyone had a word for it!

The horse bolted and suddenly shouted: "You, why do you look like black and white impermanence ghosts, you, are you also yang?" ”

When Li Rizhi and Fu Guibao didn't speak just now, he didn't look this way, but now as soon as the two of them spoke, his attention turned around, and when he saw them, he immediately recognized them!

In an instant, the horse tied his scalp and became numb, and the roots of his hair exploded, and he was so frightened that he wanted to escape, but there were people all around, blocking his way to escape, and now that his father and mother were also present, he didn't dare to run, he couldn't leave his father and mother behind, this was absolutely impossible!

Li Rizhi also saw him, sighed, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it's you, you were knocked unconscious by the monster, and your daughter-in-law was robbed by the monster again?" It turns out that the unlucky bastard is really you! ”

The horse was still trembling, trembling all over, and he said: "Dad, mother, they, they just caught the black and white impermanence of the wrong person, why, how did they run to the yang world?" ”

He was so frightened that he couldn't speak clearly, and his teeth kept hitting each other and making gurgling sounds!

However, no matter how scared he was, no one believed what he said!

In the eyes of everyone, there were two people standing in front of them, one was a young man with white teeth and red lips, and the other was ...... It's a lewd little fat man!

But, no matter how you look at it, they are not black and white impermanence ghosts!