Gongsun Long's eyes widened in anger and said, "You..., you..."

"What are you? Let me ask you, are you human? ”

"Of course the old man is human."

"Okay." Chen Zheng pointed to the hole next to him with his hand: "Then is this son a person?" ”

Everyone present stared at Gongsun Long.

"Yes..., so what?"

Chen Zheng smiled: "Then let me ask you, are you him?" Is he you? ”

"Of course not."

"Since you are not him, he is not you, that is, it is not true that both of you are human beings, and one of you is not human. Let me ask you again, is the old man a human being? ”

“……”

"According to you, the white horse of the horse is not a horse, that is to say, the old man among the people is not a person, are you an old man?"

"I..., I..."

"You are an old man just now, naturally you are an old man. Since an old man is not a human being, you are an old man, that is, you are not a human being. Chen Zheng looked at Zhao Sheng and the others: "I don't know if you agree with this inference?" ”

Zhao Sheng pondered: "This..."

Yu Qing said with a smile: "Young Master Lu, you are not a human being, but you threw me and a few others into it." ”

Chen Zhengyi arched his hand: "Lord Yu is not strange! It is indeed absurd to say that Mr. Gongsun's white horse is not a horse. The white horse and the horse are originally contained, the white horse is contained in the horse, and if you ask for a horse, the white horse is only in it, and if you ask for a white horse, then the yellow and black horses are outside, and that's it. However, Mr. Gongsun said that the inclusive relationship between the white horse and the horse is a completely different relationship, doesn't it want to separate men and women from people, and men are not people? Women aren't human beings either?! ”

"Hahahaha!" Zhao Sheng laughed and said, "What Lu Gongzi said is not unreasonable. ”

Gongsun Long said angrily: "What contains relationships, completely different relationships, is simply unheard of, a bunch of nonsense!" ”

Chen Zheng said: "Since this is the case, I don't need to talk to you about the same relationship and intersecting relationship. Don't forget, stupid people are human too. If the white horse is not a horse, then the stupid person is not a person, then you..., forget it, I still won't say it, you can experience it yourself! ”

"You..., you..." Gongsun Long pointed at Chen Zheng, trembling with anger.

Kong Chuan arched his hand to Chen Zheng and said: "Zi once said: See the virtuous and think together, and see the unvirtuous and introspect yourself." Lu Gongzi really talked about it. I just don't know, does the son have any opinions on Mr. Gongsun's Zang three ears, chicken three legs, fire is not hot, and Li Jianbai? ”

“……”

"Hahahaha!" Gongsun Long, who was slightly inferior just now, saw that Chen Zheng was speechless for a while, and said proudly: "Does Gongzi Lu know what Zang San'er is?" ”

Zheng Zhu, who was sitting opposite Chen Zheng, interjected: "How can Gongzi Lu not know Zang San'er?!" Doesn't that mean that the waiters have three ears? ”

Lou Chang said: "The old man has also heard of this, but he doesn't know the deep meaning, and he hopes that Mr. Gongsun will teach him." ”

"Huh!" Gongsun Long waved his hand proudly and said, "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be!" The so-called Zang San's ears means that those who are driven by people have three ears, two ears on the outside and one ear on the inside, why? These people are very good at reading words and feelings, and they can hear the words outside the words, and sometimes you teach them to go east, but in fact you teach them to go west, and you teach them what to do, but in fact they must not do that thing. What the two outer ears hear and the inner ear often hear are the opposite and diametrically opposed, and don't they have three ears? Hahahaha! ”

Zhao Sheng nodded after hearing this: "It seems reasonable!" The waiters in my house know my thoughts best, and sometimes when I don't speak, I just look at me and cough, and they can know what I'm thinking. So, they still have three eyes? ”

Chen Zheng smiled: "Three eyes? Then aren't they all Erlang gods! Pingyuanjun, according to what you just said, it's nothing more than that they have been around you for a long time, and they have already figured out your temper, how can they have three eyes. As for what three ears, it's just nonsense, according to this, those who see the leader, oh no, when they see the boss, they flatter, slap the horse, and when they see their subordinates, they shout at them and command them, aren't they donkeys with a horse's mouth on their lips?! Those who see people who are useful to them will have a hippie smile and a flying eyebrow, and one day you will be cold and cold when you see that you are useless to him, and the people with dead noses and eyes are not all two-skinned faces?! ”

Yu Qing agreed: "There are indeed a lot of people in this world that Lu Gongzi said!" ”

Zhao Sheng asked, "Who is Erlang God?" ”

“……”

In front of Chen Zheng, Kong Piercing briefly introduced Gongsun Long's three-legged, fire is not hot, and is far from Jianbai, and after Chen Zheng listened, the small universe hidden in his body burned.

"The chicken mentioned by Mr. Gongsun has three legs, that is, there are two claws that can be seen on the chicken's body, and one claw is the name of the chicken's feet, that is, the so-called invisible claws. If so, wouldn't Mr. Gongsun also have three legs and three legs? Don't we all have two heads and three hands? Everything in the world has a name and a reality, one is the attribute of things, and the other is the ontology of things, how can they be generalized and confused?! Fire is not hot, away from the white and chicken three-legged in the same way, heat is one of the attributes of fire, hard is one of the attributes of stone, you are not close to the fire but you don't feel the heat, how can you say that the fire itself is not hot? Just looking at the white stone with your eyes, of course, you can't feel its hardness, just because the stone isn't hard. What is the saying? Making complex things simple is a contribution. Something that is obviously very simple has to be complicated, and this can only be done by the stupid people of the world. ”

Gongsun Long stood up angrily: "You..., you..., you..."

Chen Zhengyi waved his hand: "Do you say anything else besides you, you, you?" You have to stand firm on three legs, or you can point to me with your third finger and let me see what you're doing on that eighth-floor second-way car. ”

Sitting in the middle, Kong was stunned: "Zi once said..."

Chen Zheng covered his stomach and said with a painful face: "Can you stop saying it and go straight to the next sentence!" ”

"What is a two-way car?"

"The second bus is where this Mr. Gongsun goes to work, and he has to be busy for a while every year."

“……”

"Hahahaha! I'll leave it at that! Yu Qing laughed and said: "I think that when Mr. Gongsun was a guest at Zhuangzi's house, he stretched out his hand and pointed to a chicken paw to ask if it was a chicken claw, and then stretched out his hand to ask if the other was a chicken claw, and then stretched out two fingers and pointed at the two chicken claws at the same time to ask if it was a chicken claw, which is the origin of the 'chicken three-legged'." Do you know what Mr. Zhuangzi said? ”

Kong Chuan's hand arched and said: "Zi once said: Sensitive and studious, shameless..."

Chen Zheng raised his hand and said, "Stop!" If you continue to say it, you will use the wrong words, can you go through your own brain before reciting the quotation?! Are you a repeater or what?! ”

Yu Qing said: "Gongzi Lu doesn't have to be embarrassed for Gongzi Gao. At that time, after Mr. Gongsun said that chickens have three legs, Mr. Zhuangzi and another guest ate two chicken feet, but taught Mr. Gongsun to eat the so-called third chicken feet, which shows that Mr. Zhuangzi did not agree with Mr. Gongsun's opinion. In my opinion, Mr. Gongsun might as well accept Zigao Gongzi's student and teach him some useful knowledge, so as not to get entangled in this senseless controversy! ”

Gongsun Long raised his hand: "The old man's knowledge is beyond the reach of ordinary people." Then he pointed at Chen Zheng: "What's more, an unknown junior who buys cheap and sells expensive!" ”

"Okay, you deceitful and famous, if I hadn't thought that Xinlingjun had arrived in Handan today, I wouldn't have bothered to come here to talk to a senseless person like you. Didn't you say that the fire is not hot? Alright, let the waiter bring a brazier, and you can put your hand in front of me and wait, and I'll see if you can play the Terminator live! ”

The waiters in the living room looked at Zhao Sheng with brushes.

Zhao Sheng coughed, waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay!" Zigao Gongzi came from a long way from Lu State, and we should do the friendship of the landlord. Mr. Gongsun was a guest of my house in his early years, since Mr. is unwilling to give up the saying that white horses are not horses, you should not be strong! Oh yes, I heard that Lord Lou Chang bought a good horse from the Western Regions with more than 100 gold cakes, which is not only tall and mighty, but also can travel thousands of miles a day, but unfortunately the fastest horse in my house has an impatient temperament, and he accidentally sprained it a few days ago, otherwise, he would have to compete with Lord Lou's horse. ”

Lou Chang received Zhao Sheng's signal to change the topic, and answered with a sense of clarity: "How can my horse be compared to Pingyuan Jun's horse. If you want to talk about thousands of miles of good horses, there are countless in the palace of the king! Why don't you wait for the horse on the Plains Monarch's Mansion to recover from its injury, how about you and I hold a horse racing conference in this Handan City? ”

"Good, good! That's what I thought. Zhao Sheng's face was flushed: "At that time, we will invite the king to watch the battle." By the way, General Lian also has a good horse there..."

Chen Zheng interrupted: "Now that the Qin army is about to fight, Pingyuan Jun and Lord Lou don't want to think about how to defend Handan City, but they want to hold a horse racing conference, and they also want to bring the king in, which is really anxious for Zhao Guozhi!" ”

Zhao Sheng and Lou Chang's faces flushed, and they didn't know how to answer for a while.

Yu Qing smiled: "Lu Gongzi doesn't know anything. Pingyuan Jun and Lord Lou held a horse racing conference for the sake of Zhao State, and when the Qin army was overwhelmed, wouldn't the BMW horses in Handan City have to be filled with troops to defend Zhao State. Pingyuan Jun and Lord Lou are close ministers of the king, how can they spare a few horses?! ”

Zhao Sheng said with a smile: "What Lord Yu said is extremely true. However, I heard that Lou Daren's horse is very delicate, there are more than a dozen people waiting for it every day, and the horse not only has an amazing amount of food, but also eats better than people, I'm afraid that I am reluctant, Lou Daren is reluctant, right? Hahahaha! ”

Lou Chang glared at Chen Zheng, and in a flash, he returned to his grinning appearance: "As long as you can repel the Qin army, what a horse is!" Don't say it's one horse, even if it's ten horses and a hundred horses, the old man has nothing to say. Besides, is there anything wrong with holding a horse racing tournament to select the best horses to use on the battlefield? ”

Gongsun Long sneered: "The old man heard that this Lu Gongzi is a merchant who sells jewelry, why don't you take this opportunity to sell some horses, aren't you and other people who are engaged in business all profit-seeking." Hahahaha! ”

Chen Zheng ignored Gongsun Long's cynicism, stood up and bowed his hand to Zhao Sheng: "If it is really as Lord Yu Qing said, it is indeed a blessing for the people of Zhao State. I still have something to do, so I won't bother you. However, since it is for the sake of the people of Handan, I might as well say that the injured horse only needs to wrap the wound with hawthorn root, which can help to promote blood circulation and dissipate stasis. As for wild and untamable horses, it is not difficult to domesticate them as long as they are accompanied by their kind with a docile temperament. Leave! ”

……

In the case of repeated attempts to save him to no avail, everyone present watched Chen Zheng's back disappear outside the living room.

Lou Chang was puzzled: "I didn't expect that Gongzi Lu was still a person who understood horses." ”

Zhao Sheng waved his hand: "Maybe it's the red-haired jockey in the Western Regions who told Brother Lu, but it's not necessarily." Forget it, Brother Lu is about to go to Chu State, and it seems that he will miss the horse racing conference. ”

Gongsun Long smiled: "Go to Chu State? I'm afraid that the Qin army is coming, so I went to the other side of the Chu State to watch the fire, right?! ”

Zhao Sheng shook his head and said, "Definitely." Brother Lu went to Chu State for..."

At this moment, Yu Qing coughed loudly and interrupted Zhao Sheng's words.

Zhao Sheng and Yu Qing's eyes made eye contact, and then he beckoned to the waiters present and said, "Why don't you bring the good wine in the mansion, so that Zigao Gongzi and the adults can taste it?!" ”

A waiter hesitated for a moment, then came to Zhao Sheng's side and whispered, "But the good wine sent from the wine shop..."

Before the man finished speaking, Zhao Sheng shouted: "Do you still need to ask?!" Neither do you look at who are here today. The best wine, the best, can you understand people?! ”

The man beckoned the other waiters to go in a hurry, and after a while, he brought up the good wine that Zhao Dan couldn't drink from the wine shop.

Zhao Sheng suppressed the anger in his chest, and scolded in his heart: This thing doesn't have a third ear! I asked you to take the best wine, and you really brought it, and I'll send you away later!"

……

Chen Zheng walked out of the plain monarch's mansion, and the old servant drove the carriage to the front.

"Master, why do I see that your face is so ugly?" The old servant said with concern.

"Forget it! When I came to you, I didn't look good. Alas! Don't go to a dinner party you shouldn't attend, and don't drink alcohol you shouldn't drink! Go home and go! ”

……

Back in front of his own courtyard, Chen Zheng got out of the carriage and was just about to enter the door, when the corner of his eye seemed to feel that someone was looking at the corner of the street not far away.

Chen Zheng glanced in the direction of the suspicious person and returned to the mansion quietly.

Jing Hammer was practicing his sword in the courtyard, and when he saw Chen Zheng coming back, he suddenly practiced more energetically. Suddenly, there was a "dang bang", and the sword in the hammer's hand fell off his hand and fell to the ground.

"Master, this is a new sword technique I have developed, when I deliberately dropped the sword in my hand to the ground, and when the opponent hesitated, I knocked him down with my fists." The hammer gestured with its fist outstretched.

"Okay, okay, don't practice yet, the more you practice, the more you eat. You come here first, I have something to tell you. ”

Chen Zheng whispered in Jing Hammer's ear, and after the hammer nodded, he picked up the bronze sword from the ground, went all the way to the corner door in the backyard, pulled the door bolt and walked out.

Thornhammer circled around the courtyard wall, and saw the back of a man in the distance, where he was sneakily leaning out to look at something.

"Did the guy surnamed Lu just go in?" Hammer whispered behind the man and whispered in the direction of the man's gaze.

"yes, just got in." The man didn't look back, and replied casually.

"Is there anything suspicious?"

"I've been here for a long time, and I just saw him come back, what can I find?!"

"Why are you alone? Where did the others go? ”

"Lord Lou sent me alone, how can there be anyone else?!" The man said that something was wrong here, and when he suddenly turned around, he was startled: "Who are you?" ”

The hammer stretched out his index finger and put it on his mouth: "Shh~!" Be quiet, my own people, I was also sent by Lord Lou. ”

"Oops! You've come just in time, I'm in a hurry! I can't hold it back anymore. You keep an eye here, and I'll come when I go. The man was about to turn away when suddenly, a cold bronze sword was placed around his neck.