Chapter 1 A world that can't even afford a name
"monk, wake up!"
"What are you going to be? There are so many people in line, Ben Wu has no time to talk nonsense!"
Liang Liang slowly opened his eyes, a pair of cloudy and dull peach blossom eyes, and looked at the two strangers in front of him with a confused expression.
"monk, what do you call me, who are you...?" Liang Liang muttered to himself, and found that his accent was very strange, and it didn't seem to belong to him.
Syllable!
"Hey, I..."
Smack!
"Really fighting?"
Bang Bang Bang!
"No, you..."
Bang bang bang!
Liang Liang's cheeks were hot and painful, and his head was bursting with tinnitus.
"Obscene monk, dare to rob the nun with the poor Tao, this time I am stunned? I know that I am afraid, it is too late!" The person who spoke was the one who started beating people, a Taoist priest with a horse face.
"Poor Dao, nun, Nima, a divine beast master, Lao Tzu was still in full swing on the basketball court one second, why is it the next second...?"
Liang Liang struggled to realize that he was tied up in a sturdy knot, and the stripes were fixed on a large-character torture rack.
"Wait, I'm going to it, the two stunned centers in the second class of law slammed into me, and my eyes went black, and then, then... I@#¥%......&*!Where am I? What are you going to do, acting? Let go of me!
"Xue Shenwu, this kid is talking nonsense and is stupid?" asked the horse-faced Taoist priest.
“... What kind of strange torture instrument is this, cosplay chainsaw? What kind of crew do you have, do you have no human rights in group performances? Ahhhh Ahh
"Pretend to be crazy and stupid, delay time!" Leng Ao Dawu didn't talk nonsense, wearing a gold silk black robe to show his noble temperament, "If you don't speak, you'll be a dog!"
"What's the dog, what are you going to do?" Liang Liang wanted to cry without tears, didn't Lao Tzu keep talking, what did you still let Lao Tzu say, saying that the two strange uncles I love you, please let me go home?
Liang Liang looked to both sides, and then realized that he was not the only one who was tied up and waiting for execution.
But the other prisoners were all blind, withered, and like walking corpses, as if they couldn't hear the noise on Liang Liang's side.
"Besides, this body, it's not quite right, isn't it... Not mine?" Liang Liang lowered his head and realized that there were six abdominal muscles in his abdomen, and the soles of his feet were surprisingly large.
This is Mao, it won't be crossed, right? If it's really crossing, what about the golden finger, what about the system, and what about the peerless exercises?
None of them? At least don't give a memory inheritance, isn't it! Could it be that a white map is free to explore? Lao Tzu is not GPS!
"I haven't lived long enough! Aren't all dead people in the book to cross? Won't I be hit and crossed? Lord, are you still unreasonable?" Liang Liang wanted to cry without tears.
Lord, don't intend to be reasonable.
Because the Lord doesn't care...
Great Witch: @#¥%......&*!
The Great Witch really couldn't stand this, and his buzzing brain hurt. So the speed of reciting the incantation was a little faster than usual.
“... Please don't do strange things to me, okay?I..."Liang Liang struggled desperately, only to see a black sun divine light flash, it was the Great Witch who finished reciting the spell and made a move.
Woof... Barking...
"Okay, quiet. Da Wu said coldly. Noble and cold.
"Xue Shenwu, Xue Shenwu, please stay..."The horse-faced Taoist priest pulled the big witch aside and stuffed something into the other party's sleeve, "This is a little bit of the villain's heart, besides, this dog..."
"This Chow Chow, you, want?"
The horse-faced Taoist priest nodded with a smile, "Dao Ancestor is merciful, Daoist I..."
"Add money!"
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The horse-faced Taoist priest is surnamed Ma.
Ma Daochang was in a good mood, holding the little chow chow in his arms, humming a little song and strolling on Guanghan Street in Xiangyue City. His rival in love has become a dog, and he has lost all the memories of being a person, so he is very happy, and it is strange that he is in a bad mood.
Although it is a cold day, it is more like the climate of the south, and the streets are bustling and noisy.
"Sister, sister, you see that the puppy in the arms of the Taoist priest is so cute, I want to hug it!"
"Yo Yo Yo, really, you see, it doesn't have eyes. Sister's little heart oh, oh oh, oh, my sister's heart is crisp..."
It's the little maids who are kicking shuttlecocks on the street, the moon god Chang'e's house.
Ma Daochang was in a good mood and laughed, "Come, Dao Ye is kind enough to give you a hug!" Ma Daochang handed the chow chow in his arms to one of the round-faced girls.
The nameless world is beautiful in circles.
"Ahh Ahh He didn't lose his memories and became a real dog, which is probably the only good news so far.
"I... Turned into a dog? And was held in the arms of a beautiful lady in ancient costume?"
"No, no, I must be dreaming. ”
"Well, it's not bad to be a dog... Squish..."
Drip...
"The host of this world is willing to be a dog!
"The host biological family of this life: Canidae. ”
"Farewell to the host of this world: the way of the beast..."
Liang Liang heard a clear mechanical and electronic sound in his ears.
"Ah, no, I don't want to be a dog, Lao Tzu, no, little brother, I was joking just now, the system gave me a chance to enter the Heavenly Dao, and the Shura Dao can also be used!"
"Level: Level 1"
"Health Bar: 10"
"Blue Bar: 5"
"Function: Pets"
"The First Master: Ma Buwei"
"Skill: Dog Leash"
"Qualification:..."
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The next few Liang Liang were not in the mood to listen, and their ears began to chirp again, even if there was dog hair around at this moment, it was all cool from the dog's head to the dog's tail.
The starting point is low, you can only be a pet, what kind of skill is your sister's "dog belt"?
"System Dad, I want to go home, Mother Earth, I miss you..."Liang Liang finally couldn't bear it anymore, his heart was sour, and tears came out of his eyes.
"Yo Yo Yo, sisters, look, look, this dog is crying!"
"It's so pitiful! It's so cute! I like it so much! Dao Chief, we love this little chow chow so much, can you give it to us? No, we'll give you silver, ten taels of silver, do you see enough?" begged the round-faced girl with her beautiful eyes.
Ten taels of silver is enough for an ordinary family of three for a quarter, and it is more than enough to buy a pet dog. If it weren't for the good treatment of the Moon God Chang'e Mansion, a group of little maids would easily not be able to take out so much cash.
Seeing that the Taoist chief was still hesitant, the little maid hurriedly added: "Don't worry, we will take good care of it, sisters, do you say?"
The other maids nodded yes, and they all showed pleading looks, and the eyes couldn't refuse if they were a man.
Ma Daochang was surrounded in the center, but he thought in his heart, "At most, it's just a meal of dog meat in my hands, and it's not bad to sell it, but I need to show off to Xiao Nan before I talk about it." ”
Xiao Nan, the common name of the little nun that Ma Daochang and Liang Liang fell in love with Xiao Shami in their previous life.
Liang Liang's mind at this time finally began to be instilled with the memory of the original owner of the body, the little novice method "Enlightenment", lived for 18 years, all in the temple to eat fasting and chant Buddha, until fate met Xiao Nan...
"Prisoner, prison girl, this name is not good. Liang Liang said in his heart.
"However, this is really equivalent to a blank map to explore freely!" Liang Liang found that in Wuxin's mind, except for the temple and Xiao Nan, the rest of the information in this world was almost blank. What is simple is like a blank piece of paper, Liang Liang can be regarded as a teacher.
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"Three years!" Ma Daochang raised three fingers, and suddenly looked sad, "Dao Ancestor is merciful, all things are animist, this dog, I have been traveling south and north for three years, and my love is deep and righteous, how can I be underestimated?"
"But, we're really happy..."
"I think you really like it," Ma Daochang interrupted with a raised hand and sighed, "The so-called origin and extinction are determined by God, and mortals cannot reverse them." It's just that I can't see parting with Taoist priests, so if you give us three days, don't you have time, okay?"
The little maids felt the same and were very moved, "The Taoist Bodhisattva has a heart, we are already loved by others, and I am ashamed." Don't say three days, thirty days will be done!"
"Okay, three days later, on the fifteenth day of the lunar month, still here, I will transfer my dog to Yu Er and others, and besides, there is another matter..."
"What more could you ask for, but it doesn't matter!" the round-faced maid assured, patting her chest.
"Since you have a relationship with my dog, you shouldn't have asked for money..."
"No, no, no, Dao Chief, it is difficult for us to be strong, and we will pay three times the silver!"
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Half an hour later.
The mountains behind Liutai Mountain, the clouds are hidden.
The clouds are deep and the fog is hidden, the sky and the earth are vast, this is definitely the best place to watch the sea of clouds under the sky, but it is not known. Especially when you look at the sea of clouds at night, the starry and moon projection is like the aurora splitting the sky, and the fantasy and magnificence are incomparable.
Strange pines, strange stones, sea of clouds, galaxies, the first in the world... Pickled girl mecca.
Xiao Nan will come to the clouds and sit in the stream every night, and sit until dawn. Because this is where she and Wuxin first met. And tonight, Ma Daochang just wants to let Xiao Nan see that the man you can't let go of in your heart is now just a beast!
It was still early before dark, and Ma Daochang sat on the strange rock in a hurry, angry that time passed too slowly.
"Enlightenment, enlightenment, I really can't help it, you and I have no grievances, what about Dao Ye and I, I don't want to harm you, but why don't I harm you, how can Xiao Nan obey me with all her heart?"
"Hey, speaking of which, you are really pitiful, according to the reincarnation of cause and effect that your Buddha family talks about, you must have done evil in your previous life, and this life fell into the hands of the Taoist master. Dao Ancestor is merciful, Dao Ye tonight, I will be kind enough to help you liberate, do you say it's okay?"
"Relief?" Liang Liang was puzzled, "It's not a matter of time, you want to send me to Chang'e Mansion as a pet? Didn't the other party pay a deposit?" Liang Liang was really curious about what the legendary fairy Chang'e looked like, and when he thought of his prospect of being a cute pet, it seemed to be bright.
"But I never thought that before you died, you could help Dao Ye and me earn a sum of money. Tonight, Master Dao, I will first peel your skin and bones in front of Xiao Nan and stew you into a pot of dog broth, by the way, you must give Xiao Nan a taste too! Then, tomorrow, I will find a Chow Chow dog that is the same as you and sell it to those silly girls..."Speaking of this, Ma Daochang couldn't help but feel a little proud, and almost laughed out of his folds.
"Dao Chang's account is from the book, right? It's really a good calculation! I said why do you need three days!" Liang Liang was a little angry. Just now, he wondered why Ma Daochang and the little maids agreed on the date of handing over the dog so long after three days!