Chapter 47 Candles in the Cave Room
Chapter 47 Candles in the Cave Room
Zhao Kai and Sanniang are like two butterflies fluttering in the sky. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Sanniang burst into tears with excitement, and she finally found her sweetheart. This is a providence of God. But he is a martial artist, he is a literati, can he be happy with him?
No way!
I have to test him again! Let's see if he can pass the test and make himself his woman!
"Look! Immortal couples have descended from the sky!"
The shouting crowd below interrupted Sanniang's thoughts. Sanniang looked down, wow! That's a lot of people! It seems that everyone in Yuncheng has come to see this bride of their own! I'm so happy! What a view! Since ancient times, she has been the first bride to fly to the sky.
See! The woman's eyebrows were furrowed, and everyone looked at her with envy, but her face was full of jealousy. As a woman, I can see her jealousy of herself in her eyes. Not bad! Can make such a beautiful woman jealous of herself and think that she is a successful woman.
The sound of ticking suona sounded, and the drums sounded. The music of the birds and the phoenix sounded, and a pair of maids dressed in red makeup came over, each carrying a tray in their hands, in which the clothes of the bride and groom were placed.
Zhao Kai and Sanniang stepped off the hot air balloon under the gaze of everyone. Soon the red cloth was enclosed, and Zhao Kai and Sanniang began to change their clothes.
After a while, Sanniang appeared in front of everyone in a phoenix crown, and Zhao Kai was dressed as a groom.
The audience was stunned when they saw the two of them appear, this is the real talented woman, this is the real fairy couple, this is the perfect pair in people's minds, what kind of pig and what match Sanniang is just a pity that a flower is inserted in cow dung, now! It's a match made in heaven.
Listening to everyone's discussions, Sanniang was happily intoxicated.
Looking at the intoxicated Sanniang, Zhao Kai was secretly happy in his heart: Wang Ying, you go all the way! Your wife will be taken care of by me, and you will go to the eighteenth layer of hell to serve your sentence!" Atonement for your own burning, killing, looting!
Zhao Kai led Hu Sanniang to the county government in the sound of everyone's blessings. After three salutes, the wedding ceremony began under the auspices of Song Jiang.
Sanniang's father sat on the main seat, which was specially arranged by Zhao Kai, and his parents couldn't come, so he let Sanniang's father and aunt replace him.
One worships heaven and earth, and the other worships the high hall.
Zhao Kai saw his father-in-law's satisfied expression, and his aunt seemed to have let go of the burden of his daughter, Zhao Kai thought to himself, has history not changed? My wife is angry with my aunt? But he married Hu Sanniang, Wang Ying has become a ghost, and he has changed history!
He designed Wang Ying to be a decapitated ghost under Liu Tang's knife. I killed three birds with one stone, not only destroyed Wang Ying, but also made Qingfeng Mountain and Liangshan unable to unite from now on, I can break them individually, and the final profit is myself, I am a beauty to give me a hug, fame and fortune, cool! Thinking of this, Zhao Kai showed a knowing smile.
"The bridegroom laughed," the flower monk shouted.
"It seems that the eldest brother is in a hurry to enter the cave room!"
Ha ha! The crowd laughed.
Husband and wife worship each other!
Sent to the cave room
Under the auspices of the master of ceremonies Song Jiang, the tedious wedding ceremony finally came to an end.
Monk Hua shouted: "Big brother, send your sister-in-law into the cave room, let's have a big drink!" We're all waiting to drink your wine! ”
"Big brother, what did you get? How can you fly into the sky? Could this be what the old man with the white beard told you in his dream? Monk Hua asked loudly while toasting.
Well, everyone's eyes looked at them in unison, and their faces were full of curiosity, why?
Zhao Kai smiled with satisfaction when he saw this scene, his grandmother's Lao Tzu gave his life in order to say a word to the beauty before he crossed over. Now that Lao Tzu casually reveals something, they don't understand, it's so fucking cool! That's what you want to be a human being.
"This is highly confidential," Zhao Kai whispered.
Hearing this, everyone's curiosity was even more aroused. Seeing the appearance of everyone, Zhao Kai's mind rose again, so he said mysteriously: "Have you ever heard of the prophecy and legend of Jiuding?" ”
Everyone nodded fiercely after hearing this, and Zhao Kai said mysteriously: "This is a sharp weapon to deal with the northern dog thieves!" Now it's kept secret, you can't let anyone know, you know? ”
As soon as everyone heard that it was a matter of state secrets, they held back their curiosity. Zhao Kai saw that they were itching as if they had been scratched by a cat, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, and he teased them again. It's so fun!
Seeing this situation, Zhao Kai wanted to play tricks on them and have some fun by himself.
"We are all our own people, I am telling you a secret, this is a big killer weapon for us to recover Liangshan!" Zhao Kai looked at everyone and said mysteriously.
The curiosity that everyone had just pressed was hung up by Zhao Kai, and they all looked over, but Zhao Kai didn't say anything.
The curiosity that everyone had just put down was raised, whether to put it or not, not to let it go. It's like a hundred cats tickling them. They couldn't sit still.
Monk Hua was anxious and shouted: "Big brother, don't sell the guanzi, you are in a hurry to kill us!" ”
Zhao Kai looked at everyone and said with a smile: "All of you here are my good brothers, but these tea doctors, Xiao Er, may all be their own people!" They may have Liangshan's spies! Do you think I can make it public? ”
After Zhao Kai finished speaking, he looked at Monk Hua, who scratched his head with an embarrassed smile and said, "Can't!" ”
Zhao Kai laughed again, and he played tricks on them again. In the laughter of everyone, Zhao Kai returned to the cave room drunk.
There were many whispers behind him: Listen to the corner tonight and see what the eldest brother and sister-in-law are talking about tonight?
In the cave room, the red candle was shining, and Hu Sanniang sat there quietly wearing a red hijab, listening to Zhao Kai's heavy footsteps, her heart was like a deer.
Zhao Kai lifted Sanniang's red hijab with excitement, and looked at the beauty under the lamp, Sanniang was even more beautiful, just like the Nine Heavens Fairy descending to the mortal world.
Zhao Kai was stunned.
Sanniang looked at her husband, and was doing a fierce ideological struggle in her heart, do you want to test your husband?
Looking at the blushing Sanniang, Zhao Kai smiled: "Does Sanniang want to be in a hurry?" Then let's hurry up and blow out the lamp and go to sleep together! ”
Listening to Zhao Kai's words, Sanniang's face turned even redder.
"Can't the lady wait? Come and give your husband a wide coat! Zhao Kai looked at Sanniang's redder face and hurriedly said.
Zhao Kai said that he was about to come up and strip Sanniang, "Come and dress for the husband and the lady!" ”
Sanniang is in a hurry, why is her husband so anxious! Before he could speak, he was in a hurry.
Sanniang knocked off Zhao Kai's outstretched monkey paws, and said with a smile: "Husband hasn't passed the last hurdle yet!" You can't untie the concubine's wide clothes! ”
"Lady, please ask the question!"
"Please give a poem to the two of us for the candles in the cave room! As a commemoration! ”
"Good! Good! Good! Zhao Kai said loudly: "But the lady also has to promise her husband a condition!" ”
"The concubine agrees!"
"It's easy! It is necessary for the lady to cooperate well! ”
"Hmm!" Sanniang answered in a low voice.
"No repentance, you must cooperate unconditionally, and finally the husband will write a poem for you!"
"Good!"
After Zhao Kai finished speaking, he walked over with a smile. "Lady, let's go on a tour of the mountains and rivers together, okay?"
Sanniang was stunned! What is this for? Tonight, the cave room is full of candles, why do you want to play in the mountains and rivers?
Outside the cave room, Lin Chong listened with doubts on his face, and the second monk was even more confused, and asked in a low voice: "Second brother, how can the flower candles in the cave room travel in the mountains and waters?" ”
Lin Chong shook his head and said he didn't know, and everyone continued to listen carefully to the movements in the house.
"Lady first of us, let's climb the mountain!" Sanniang looked at Zhao Kai's outstretched hands, her face was flushed, she was just about to dodge, Zhao Kai spoke: "The lady can't regret it, she has to cooperate unconditionally!" ”
Sanniang's face turned even redder, and the electricity all over her body reached her heart, and she was unbearable.
After climbing the mountain, we came to explore the plains. Sanniang's face turned even redder, but she couldn't move or dodge, so she had to blush and say, "My husband is dead!" ”
......
Let's visit the primitive forest people again.
"Husband, you're bad!"
The flower monk outside the house was in a hurry, thinking to himself, his eldest brother was just traveling with his sister-in-law in the mountains and forests, why did his sister-in-law say: My brother is dead! How is he bad? He really wanted to open the door and go over to see how his eldest brother traveled to the mountains and saw the forest, but as soon as he left, he was caught by Lin Chong, and he realized that people are candles in the cave room! What are you involved with?
"Brother Niangzi is hungry! I want to eat steamed buns! Are you hungry? I've got ham here for you to eat! ”
Monk Hua was even more stunned, why did the flower candle in the cave room eat? Could it be that the eldest brother didn't eat and drink enough outside just now?
There was a sound of sucking inside.
"Brother is so bad! My brother hasn't written poetry yet! ”
"Lady, we just said okay, you have to cooperate unconditionally, and I will compose a poem! We're not done yet! Why do you ask me to compose poetry? ”
"Let's explore the secrets! Then compose a poem! "No!"
The two of them talked in the house, but they were in a hurry to Monk Hua, you said that this sister-in-law is so ignorant! How can literati compose poetry without exploring the secrets?
He was just about to shout and persuade Zhao Kai, but his mouth was blocked by Lin Chong, Lin Chong pulled Monk Hua and left, Monk Hua was in a hurry, just don't go, listen to what poetry the eldest brother does?
"Alright! This time, I will listen to the lady finish the poem for her husband, let's find the secret, okay? ”
Monk Hua pricked up his ears and didn't hear his sister-in-law's promise, he was in a hurry. But I heard Zhao Kai compose poems.
wedding
Dedicated to dear Sanniang
Born a fairy cave,
Infinite scenery is at the dangerous peak;
Life must be full of joy,
Don't let the spear be empty to the moon.
"Expedition!"
"Husband is good or bad!"
The lights in the house went out. Lin Chong pulled the questioning flower monk and left. Song Jiang is secretly happy in the back!
On the second day, Zhao Kai finally came out of the cave room, and the flower monk asked with red eyes:
"Big brother that, what?
Born a fairy cave,
Infinite scenery is at the dangerous peak;
Life must be full of joy,
Don't let the spear be empty to the moon. What does that mean? You're going to kill me, tell me? ”
Later, Hu Sanniang listened to Monk Hua's words, and turned her head in shame and walked back.
Seeing Zhao Kai smiling and not answering, Monk Hua was anxious and shouted: 'Sister-in-law, can you tell me?'
Zhao Kai smiled and said, "Third brother! Hurry up and find a daughter-in-law and you'll know!' After Zhao Kai finished speaking, everyone laughed.
Everyone laughed, Zhao Kai looked at everyone and said: "Brothers, since your sister-in-law is already my person, Liangshan thieves and thieves will wash Zhujiazhuang with blood, I will destroy Shuibo Liangshan and avenge your sister-in-law and the people who died in Zhujiazhuang!"