100 Sessions Playmate Gluttony
After eating, find a place to rest for the skinny leopard.
The skinny spotted leopard went to rest for a while, and then went straight back to the camp, and the tiger naturally stayed with Abba. He had nothing to do, so he followed him step by step, shouting "Abba" for a while, and when Dia Bird looked at him, he replied "It's okay", and then jumped from behind Dia Bird and hung him by the neck, hehe laughed. Diao was so disturbed by him that he couldn't do anything, so he simply pushed away a few unimportant things, asked him to sit in front of him, and inspired him how to learn the art of war, in fact, he had already been inspired, inspired for a night, and in the morning he returned to their barracks and caught several looting soldiers, almost causing the army to rebel.
Dia Bird taught him to read complex maps, to use rulers, to measure distances, and to deduce battles.
Da Da Erhu is also using his brains, not much effort, thinking of a lot of ways to besiege the enemy, every time he speaks, he deliberately adds a "Qi Qi Father, the child thinks".
Probably because of the good education he received, when he was serious, he used the words very accurately, and the tone was not contrived, as if it was very suitable for his age, but it did not seem childish.
At this point Dia Bird is pleased.
Dia Bird grew up, it's not that he hasn't seen some old-fashioned children, at that time he hated such children, but when it came to his son, he didn't know if it was because it was his son, but he felt that it was just right, no matter how serious Ta Da Erhu was, he didn't have the feeling of being old-fashioned, he liked it in his heart, he was happy, and he stretched out his hand and went up and pinched his face twice.
In the evening, when the weather temperature dropped, the father and son went to the backyard to practice martial arts, one big and one small, turned around and shoveled their legs together, and stepped up to beat together, in the same step. The soldiers who were not busy at hand gradually became more and more, squatting far away, and said while watching: "Li Hu and the king are too similar." β
Finally, after a slow fist, the father and son calmed down and withdrew their hands together.
One of the guards hurriedly walked up to him and said, "Great King." Our army blocked Qinghua Beach, the three armies fought together, the enemy was defeated, Wu Ban sent people to report that the order of the king to withdraw from Qinghua Beach in the dark was outdated, and when the news arrived, the enemy general killed himself and had been completely annihilated by us. β
Someone brought a wet cotton towel, and Dia Niao half-squatted down, and said while helping Ta Erhu sweat: "It's not because of greed, right?" β
The guard said: "According to the report, it is not. They said that Tuoba Heiyun had also stopped attacking Gaonu, sent troops to help, and had arrived at Qinghuatan. β
Da Da Erhu snatched the cotton towel away and wiped it himself, and Dia Niao stood up and ordered: "Wu Ban wants to tell SΓΉ Gu, Tuoba Heiyun's heart may be shocked, and this time Qinghuatan should be sealed." No. Unsealed. The army was still withdrawn. He has already seen it in Heiyungu, and his courage is not big enough, if the follow-up army can't come up, he won't dare to cross Qinghuatan overnight, so that our army can rest and fight again. β
After a pause, he added: "Gather the captives, keep those who are willing to stay, and those who are unwilling to stay, feed them a meal, ask them who they are fighting for, why they are fighting, tell them that we are invincible in Dongxia, and to fight with us is to bring about our own destruction, and to send them back to preach military might for us." In addition, it is necessary to mobilize more Lang Zhong soldiers to treat the wounded prisoners, so that they can enjoy the same treatment as our army. β
The destruction of the Chen army that attacked Lingwu must have made Tuoba Heiyungou jump over the wall in a hurry, how he jumped, where he jumped, and what happened at night, it was difficult to predict, he felt that he should go to the base camp to sit in the town, and move with the enemy, so he pushed the tiger: "Go." Play on your own. Abba is no longer with you. β
As soon as he finished speaking, another guard came running and said, "The locals who came in the morning...... I sent two children, and you said that you gave them to me. β
Dia Bird let out an "oh", smiled, and hurriedly said to Da Erhu, "Ah Hu." Abba has found two partners to play with you, don't bully others. β
After speaking, he pulled the Da Da Er Tiger and strode away.
What he thought was that the Ta Da Er Tiger was finally played, and after he led the Ta Ta Er Tiger over, he quickly gathered the people in the base camp.
didn't expect to walk too fast, and Di Da Erhu was so caught by him that his feet did not leave the ground. The half-flying Clicker Tiger shouted behind him, "Abba." Abba. Are you going to take me to play with the kids, or are you going to throw me out? Dia Bird slowed down, threw him away, couldn't help but smile, Ta Erhu took the opportunity to tidy up his clothes, and said slowly: "Abba, I'm a general, can I leave some majesty?" β
After condemning Abba, he put his hands behind his back, puffed into his nostrils, and stepped forward with his head raised.
When they got outside, Dia Niao looked over, it was the slippery Tibetan cloth and the Meng Jinyan, they brought two servants, one of whom led a teenage child......
The tiger jumped up, came to the front, and carefully looked at the child in front of him, on the left was a black-skinned boy with a tiger head, and on the right was a girl, who seemed to be slightly older, twelve or thirteen years old, quite white, but he was thin, and he was crying with his head down. Dia Bird followed him, and when he saw that the two of them were about to salute, he made a gesture of holding them up, and said with a smile, "Thank you for bringing playmates to my son." Just let them stay. If you want to come and see them, I still have a few adopted sons, but they are all in Baolan, and when they come, you won't have to worry about the children having no one to play, and then you will come to pick up the children, at that time, I will prepare a big gift for each of your families. β
Ta Ta Erhu also said: "Two uncles." My name is Li Hu. I won't bully your children, and I will take good care of them for you. β
The slide table smiled and folded his hands to return the salute.
Meng Jinyan's expression was extremely strange, maybe he didn't expect that Dia Bird was really looking for a playmate for the child.
Dia Bird waved his hand at them, motioned for them to go, and turned around regardless of whether they walked or not. Meng Jinyan also quickly turned around and walked away, but the slippery Tibetan cloth refused, stood and waited for Da Da Erhu and the child to enter the hospital, waving his hands and shouting: "Tie Niu'er, you have to be obedient." β
Ta Da Erhu took advantage of the situation and grabbed the iron bull's shoulder, turned around and said, "Don't worry." Uncle. I had dinner prepared and taught them how to play chess. β
After entering the hospital, Tie Niu'er raised his voice and asked curiously, "Brother." Are you from Eastern Xia? β
Da Erhu thought for a moment and replied: "I am from Gaoxian, a place full of white mountains and black water, we don't have many old forests there, and there are still old forests everywhere in other places, there are all kinds of monsters and trees, have you ever seen a snow rabbit?" It's very different from a normal rabbit. β
The girl cowered and stayed aside.
Ta Ta Er Hu turned his face and said deliberately: "The fur and paws of snow rabbits are different from ordinary rabbits. Its fur, in particular, is most liked by women. Sister, when you make new clothes, I will have someone bring them to you from my hometown. What matters now, though, is to go to dinner. β
The girl didn't have a cheerful cry of "yes, yes, yes", and buzzed, "Childe." The slave did not dare. β
Da Da Erhu smiled and corrected: "My name is Li Hu." You just call me Ah Hu, they all know that it is called me, don't look at many people called Ah Hu. He was childlike and yelled in the courtyard: "Ah Hu." Di Heihu rushed out with a whoosh. Ta Ta Erhu pointed at him and showed them to the two of them, and said, "Yes." There are a lot of people in our family who are called tigers. Secretly sue you two, only me, the tiger, is a fake, a big wild cat. β
Di Heihu found that Da Da Erhu was deliberately shouting to himself to play, and reminded him: "You Abba, they are going to fight all night, don't shout at you." He said to the two children in a tone of lesson: "You two can play with Li Hu, it is a blessing from the immortal heaven, remember, don't run around, don't mess around with things and papers, and don't make a loud noise like Li Hu, do you hear?" β
The tiger pushed his ass and let him go.
He took the two children to dinner, and when the food came, his own eyes lit up first, and there were pig's tails, pig's ears and pig's feet for dinner...... He was used to eating in Gaoxian, but Dongxia was not very suitable for raising pigs, and he hadn't eaten for a while, so he was happy to share food with his two partners.
After Chen ruled Lingwu, he tried his best to prepare for the war, and the local food was scarce, and the two children also gobbled it up...... However, while eating, Tie Niu'er burped and couldn't eat anymore, but the girl suddenly rolled on the ground with her stomach in her arms, and Da Er Hu was still laughing and saying that she was funny, and suddenly found that her face was wrong, and there were beads of sweat the size of soybeans on her head, and she couldn't pretend to scream and moan, and hurriedly shouted.
A couple of clumsy guards ran in and held her down, but they didn't know what to do.
It didn't take much effort, Lang Zhong from the base camp ran in with a box under his arm, put the box on the ground, only checked it a few times, and said: "It's bulimia......
Di Heihu stayed in the Central Plains with Dia Bird, and in his impression, the big families in the Central Plains would not be too miserable, so he asked: "Isn't it possible for people who are hungry all year round to have binge eating disorder?" β
Lang Zhong smiled bitterly and said, "Not necessarily. But this girl is really used to starving, maybe her stomach will burst, and I am afraid that she will die for a lifetime. β