Chapter 54: Eating noodles face to face

Wu Zhi was about to be amused by the two of them, and asked, "Why don't you two fight for the first place, but fight for the first place from the bottom?" ”

The two brothers replied in unison, "This is what my uncle taught me." "This is what my dad taught me."

"What?" The two brothers' voices were together, and Wu Zhi didn't hear them clearly.

"It's what my uncle said, you have to enjoy eating slowly, you don't have to fight to finish it first, otherwise I'm sorry for the food." The older kid said.

"Yes, my dad said that. My dad never urged me to eat. If he finishes eating first, he'll wait for me. The little one said:

"He said he could eat as fast as he could, no need to compare."

"Your uncle and your father are right."

Wu Zhiyi said with a smile. It turned out that these two very likable children were actually cousins. It can be seen that they adore the "uncle" and "father" in their respective mouths.

From the expressions on their faces and the words of the parents he heard indirectly, Wu Zhi could guess that the living conditions of this family must be simple with some amusement and joy, and it is the kind of healthy and harmonious relationship.

Here the two brothers are talking and laughing and eating noodles.

The Tiemen over there are serious, it's a bit like what their parents said about eating slowly and not in a hurry, and the interesting thing is that it is reflected in the Tiemen Daoist, and it feels like he is not just eating a bowl of noodles, but also cultivating immortals.

The Tie Fei Daoist is not in a hurry, and he has to rest for a while after eating a chopstick.

I don't know if it's because the taste doesn't suit him, or if he wants to taste the taste and savor it.

There was no additional information on his quaint and solemn face.

In short, it is incomprehensible.

To describe it in four words, it is called slow and logical. But the Iron Gate Daoist has his own rhythm and thoughtfulness.

Everyone stared at the Iron Gate Daoist and the two children next to him. Speaking of which, the Iron Doorman was indeed a bit old-fashioned, and the two little children just filled his boring boredom.

A moment later, the bowl of noodles in front of the Iron Gate Daoist was finished. The bowls of the fat and thin brothers are also about to bottom out, but the two also said one after another that they can't eat.

There are still some left of each.

After all, Wuzhi's bowl of noodles is very large, and the sea bowl is not small. It is based on the amount of food for adults, which is both delicious and full.

Therefore, although it was a bit of a waste of food, in order to prevent the two cute babies from eating their stomachs, Wu Zhi took the initiative to stop for the two of them and put down the chopsticks.

There's no need to force it.

"What does the chili taste like?" Wu Zhi asked the big child.

"Okay, it's spicy, but I still want to eat ...... after eating"

"Okay, remember to put less spicy next time, otherwise it will hurt, understand?" Wu Zhidao.

"Yes." The older child nodded seriously with the younger child, and the younger child continued: "I think mine is just right, and I can put so many chili peppers next time." ”

"What? Brother, you're amazing. ”

Everyone laughed together.

The fat brother had already burst into tears, while the onlookers were amused by the two children and burst into tears.

Hahaha......

"Uncle, what do you think it tastes like?" Wu Zhi turned to ask the Iron Daoist again.

"Don't make any noise, let's see what the Tie Dao people say about the bowl of noodles in Wuda!" Someone shouted, and the courtyard fell silent for a moment.

"Let's not talk about this for now, I didn't answer last time you had a couplet, but let me think about it again. Besides, just now, I came up with another couplet to ask if you could ...... right."

"Okay, sir, please."

"Shanglian is, face to face noodles!" Tie Daoist pointed to the fat and thin two brothers eating noodles on the table next to him and said.

"This ......"

Wu Zhi was stunned for a moment, this joint is not right.

Some of the people in the courtyard have read books for a few years and have followed one or two gentlemen, as long as the people who are a little bit more educated have listened to the upper link of the Iron Gate Daoist, they immediately began to think deeply, and one or two are wondering if they can rush to answer this lower link.

Just five words, it is a scene that is happening in the courtyard at this moment, very simple and simple, there is no rare word, even if it is a big character and a farmer who knows one can easily understand its meaning.

Wu Zhi thought about it for a while, and threw the pot to Jin Lian: "Lady, this couplet is simple, otherwise you will come to the pair." ”

Jin Lian was sitting on a chair and looking at the situation in the courtyard with cold eyes, and was suddenly named by Wu Zhi, first stunned, glared at Wu Zhi angrily, and then seemed to wake up, not to be outdone, he replied the following link he thought of:

"Let me think about it...... Yes, there is, the next link is, eye to eye staring! ”

This is really "learning" and selling. She just glared at Wu Zhi, and immediately used this scene flexibly, worthy of being a ghost.

It's kind of interesting.

The onlookers kept sweeping their eyes back and forth on the bodies of Jin Lian and Tie Daoren, and one or two thought to themselves, it turned out that this little lady could actually write poems.

Sounds right.

Before Wu Zhi could make a sound, at this time, one of the two children who stopped to watch the excitement suddenly raised their hands, looking eager to try.

Wu Zhi asked: "This is not a class, what are you raising your hands for?" ”

"Report to uncle, my brother said he thought of the answer." Said the little child.

"You say." Wu Zhi said to the big child.

"I figured it out, but I just couldn't say it," the older kid said shyly......

"What are you afraid of, say it out loud." Wu Zhi encouraged the big child.

"My answer is ......" The big boy really raised his voice, but it was only a few words louder, and then the voice behind it was as small as a mosquito:

"Mouth-to-mouth kiss!"

"What?" Wu Zhi didn't hear clearly.

"Mouth-to-mouth kiss!" There are good things in the back of the adults who say it out loud for the older children.

As soon as they heard these five words, the whole room burst into laughter.

It's interesting, it's so interesting, even Jin Lian is happy......

The eldest child was laughed at by everyone, his face was red to the base of his neck, and he wanted to explain: "Brother, that's the case, I just saw you and the big sister doing it there, doing this action, I just thought of it, she said and stared, I said, say this, it's ......"

While speaking, the fat boy also learned the action of Jin Lian's staring and pouting at Wu just now, but as a result, this description became darker and darker......

The crowd of onlookers laughed more and more, and the little lady Jin Lian laughed embarrassedly, her face was swollen, and she couldn't explain it when she wanted to explain, so she opened her mouth and had to stop again.

Wu Zhi was defeated, kid, it's really too naΓ―ve for you to say such a link in front of so many adults!

However, this link is indeed a good link. Of course, it is still the same as the one that Jin Lian has faced, and has the same problem.

The Tie Daoist touched his long beard and commented: "It's neat and neat, but my uplink, the three 'face' words, have two meanings." ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it carefully, indeed, the upper link of the Tie Dao people is not comparable to the lower link of the fat boy and Jin Lian, although it can barely be closed, but it is not as good as the upper link.