117, minor punishment

Xu Danxiu thinks that she is an adult and has a large number of Anping little girls if it is her who offends her, since the emperor has imprisoned her in the royal temple, then she will forget it.

But Princess Anping went around in such a big circle, not to mention the people behind the scenes, let's just say that she herself dared to detain such a big crime on Han Han.

This, she Xu Danxiu can't bear it!

The dragon has reverse scales, and Xu Han is Xu Danxiu's reverse scales.

She looked at Mama Fang, motioned for her to let the coachman drive the car aside, and then asked where Princess Anping's pomp was now.

The resentment provoked by Princess Anping was too great, and it didn't take much effort for the person sent by Xu Danxiu to ask Princess Anping that she was now in the fat powder shop.

Xu Danxiu smiled, lifted the curtain of the car, got out of the car with a good demeanor, and went to the fat powder shop where Princess Anping was.

That rouge shop is the most famous in the capital, but all the nobles and nobles who can be said to be famous are proud of owning this rouge, although Xu Danxiu has a big temperament.

But these years of noble lady life made her fall in love with these, the shopkeeper saw Xu Danxiu take someone in, although he didn't know him, he could see Xu Danxiu's demeanor, and he was serving with little care.

followed the shopkeeper to the second floor, passed by a private room, and vaguely heard the sound of talking inside, Xu Danxiu looked at it, and it happened that the next door was empty, so he nodded his chin and said reservedly,

"This is it."

The shopkeeper was a little embarrassed, "There is a stable not far behind this house, and these days, the windows are a little broken, so ......"

Close to the stable, the smell is naturally not very beautiful, and the window is broken, and the natural smell is getting heavier.

Xu Danxiu's face was gentle, and Mama Fang stepped forward at the right time and said,

"It's okay, let's rest, buy something to give away, and leave immediately."

Even if the guest insists on this, the shopkeeper will naturally not refuse, but his attitude is more and more respectful.

In the next room, Princess Anping was losing her temper, she didn't do anything, and her father sent her to the royal temple to be locked up.

It is said to be a temple, but in fact it is a prison in disguise, and it is inhabited by the royal ladies who have made mistakes.

She is a junior, what can she get if she goes inside?

Pity her for crying and begging all night, not only did the mother concubine not help her, but the third brother also lost his temper at her because he was lost face by Xiao in his uncle's mansion.

Who is she doing this for? It's not for the good of the third brother!

Xu Han was so ignorant of promotion, he didn't even accept the third brother's wooing.

She also knew that her father originally intended to recruit Xu Han to be his concubine, but Xu Han refused!

Although she likes Brother Xiao, she is a dignified princess, and she dares to be disliked by others! If she doesn't die, how can she do it!

Thinking of Xiao Wei, the resentment in Princess Anping's heart became heavier and heavier, Brother Xiao turned out to be a good man.

When she thought of being trapped in the monastery in the future, her years were empty, and she was tortured, and her anger became more and more uncalm.

The palace people who served Princess Anping on the side were newcomers, and seeing Princess Anping's distorted face, they knew that she was in an extremely bad mood, but they still reminded her dutifully,

"Princess, let's leave after reading the rouge gouache, otherwise Your Majesty will not be able to make a difference there."

Princess Anping looked at the rouge box in her hand, and suddenly smiled coldly, "What do you see, when you go to the temple, you are dressed as a Nine Heavens Fairy, who are you going to show it to?" ”

The palace people who served didn't answer, but Princess Anping muttered to herself,

"Brother Xiao is really blind, this princess is so captivating, he doesn't like it, he actually likes a rabbit master......"

"When I go to the temple, they don't want to be happy! When the third brother makes a move, hum, I'll see how he can bear it......"

This was said strangely, and seeing her determined appearance, the palace man serving on the side asked,

"Princess, what do you mean by that?"

"Xu Han, Xiao Xiao is ...... of all of them" Princess Anping suddenly came back to her senses, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and she regretted that she had lost her words in anger.

Over there, Xu Danxiu looked at the rouge gouache carelessly, thinking of Xu Han, who had grown so big that he had never used it once, and suddenly lost interest.

But he commanded the treasurer,

"Take a copy of these, plus some hand oil and the like, and send it to Xuanpingfang Xufu."

The shopkeeper has been standing on the side, seeing Xu Danxiu so generous, he was not happy, and when he heard Xu Danxiu say Xuanpingfang Xu Mansion, his face was a little strange......

Isn't that the old prince and the concubine who left the Zhenbei Palace?

When passing by Princess Anping's private room, the voice inside was faint, and Xu Danxiu sneered twice.

But I was curious, which rabbit master Xiao Wei liked, thinking of Xiao Wei's good looks, he turned out to be a good man.

Xu Danxiu couldn't help but feel a little pity in her heart.

went downstairs, Xu Danxiu did not go to the front door to wait for the coachman to drive the carriage out, but opened the curtain behind the house and walked out.

In order to facilitate the nobles who come to buy things, there is a big place in the backyard for parking carriages and sedan chairs.

That is, the stable that the shopkeeper just said.

The carriage she was riding in also stopped there.

Xu Danxiu looked around, Princess Anping's carriage was also parked here, with two guards guarding the side, and the coachman leaning on the car and napping.

"Mama, you go like this......" Xu Danxiu called Mama Fang over and whispered in her ear.

When Mama Fang heard this, she suddenly cried and laughed, and said, "Niangniang, why do you want to be angry with such a filthy person, if you really want to get angry, just beat it." ”

Xu Danxiu raised her hand and stroked her sideburns, "Hit?" Hands hurt and dirty, not worth it. ”

Her red lips hooked, smiling lazily and casually, with a charm of her own, which made people can't help but indulge in it.

Mama Fang shook her head, went inside, and then came out, and a person who looked like a maid came out and walked to the side of Princess Anping's carriage,

"The princess has bought a lot of things, can you please go in and mention them with the eldest brother of the guard?"

Two guards were sent to escort Princess Anping to the temple, which was not a very smooth errand, and when he ran into Anping, he finally struggled to put on a show.

The two of them cursed in their hearts, and had no choice but to follow the maid in to get something.

The coachman held the horsewhip and saw that there was nothing wrong with him, and he continued to nap without opening his eyes, Xu Danxiu lightly tapped his sleeping hole to prevent him from waking up in case of getting in the way, but he was very light, and after she finished doing it, she woke up.

The people who followed Xu Danxiu were all henchmen, and when they saw her like this, they were not surprised, but automatically and spontaneously alerted around them.

Xu Danxiu walked around, found a jar in the corner, and picked some 'golden taels' from the horse's stomach in the place where the horse was tied and put it in the jar, and then fished two pieces of thin ice from the sink and put them in the jar together.

She jumped into Princess Anping's carriage with the jar, put the jar crookedly on the top of the tent, took out a dagger from her sleeve, drew a small opening on the top of the carriage, and carefully hid the jar.

After doing this, she jumped out of the carriage and signaled that the guard could be lifted, and Mama Fang patted her clothes and came out of it.

"Let's go." Xu Danxiu felt that she was in a good mood.

Years of life as a noblewoman in the back house made her feel that life was not very interesting, and today, it makes her seem to have returned to her youth, playing horses and walking dogs with her brothers in Shudi, wanton publicity, so unhappy.

Xu Danxiu got into the carriage and asked the coachman to drive the carriage to an open place where he could see the street scene and stopped.

Watching Grandma Fang boil water and make tea with a small red clay stove, and when she drank a cup of tea, Princess Anping's carriage passed by on the road.

Xu Danxiu pinched the curtain, and he had already been with him, and the guards of the Xu family, who knew the opportunity, quietly threw a stone over and hit the leg of the horse pulling the cart of Princess Anping.

The foal raised its hooves and neighed, and one horse screamed, and the other followed suit.

The coachman was startled and subconsciously tightened the reins, and the whole carriage suddenly lost control and shook violently.

Princess Anping, who was sitting in the carriage, just wanted to ask what was going on, but before she could say it, she heard a bang on the roof of the car, followed by a biting cold dripping on her head, I don't know who it was or something else, and there was ice slag and a foul smell in it.

Princess Anping was stunned, and subconsciously raised her hand to wipe it, but she could only hear the loud screams of the palace people on the side.

"Princess, don't wipe it, it's horse manure ......"

Princess Anping suddenly froze, but the horse dung was half-soft and not hard stuck on Princess Anping's pearl hairpin, and some of it melted away, and with the carriage swaying, it slowly flowed down and flowed onto Princess Anping's face.

A 'strange fragrance' that could float out for ten miles spread in the carriage, and the strings in Princess Anping's brain finally broke with a 'crash', and she screamed hysterically.

Outside, the accompanying guards were helping the coachman to control the startled horse, and before they could control it, they heard the piercing and strange screams of Princess Anping inside, which frightened them to immediately turn around and pull the carriage.

The curtain of the car was opened, and I saw Princess Anping stiff, like a statue, with her eyes closed, shouting hysterically one after another.

It was when there were the most people on the street, and when they heard such a scream, they immediately gathered around to see the excitement, but it covered Xu Danxiu's sight.

The guards escorting Princess Anping were dressed in special clothes, and everyone knew that it was from the royal family at a glance, and they knew that it was a noble family sitting inside, and they became more and more excited when they saw the excitement.

What a rare thing for a noble person to make a fool of himself.

There is a woman who loves to watch the excitement, and the idlers are so happy that they can't see their teeth and eyes, and they don't say anything, and they call friends and ask everyone to come over to watch the excitement of unknown nobles.

The accompanying guards felt disgusted when they saw Princess Anping's black, black, yellow water flowing down her head.

A guard wanted to step forward to help her take down her things, but Princess Anping kept screaming, like a sharp sword, so that the guards didn't dare to step forward.

At this time, the front of the car was already surrounded by water, and I didn't know who it was, and said, "Isn't this Princess Anping?" ”

Suddenly, the crowd seemed to be boiling water, boiling, where did these people have the opportunity to see the princess on weekdays, taking this opportunity to take a closer look at Princess Anping from head to toe three or four hundred times.

"Princess? Aren't princesses all the same as fairies? It's not as good as the lady who sells pork in the alley......"

"That's it, you look at her eyes, as if she has had a stroke, so improper, ouch, like the flower girl in Hualou, tsk......"

"Heavenly Immortals, is there such a Heavenly Immortal with a head full of yellow soup and water...... This is a fairy, then my girl is not the queen mother yet......"

"Your girl wants to have a noble father, maybe she can be the queen's mother......"

Today's posterior position has been vacant for many years, and many people are rushing to it.

Princess Anping was about to go crazy, but in such a scene, where did she dare to move, as soon as she moved, she felt sticky and greasy.

However, the stench in the carriage was terrible, and the palace people on the side also opened the curtain to dissipate the stench.

There are people who can't see the appearance of Princess Anping at first, and they will also see it, and they see Princess Anping, whose face is covered with yellow water, trying to put on a crampy face that is high above, and can't help laughing.

I don't know who it was, so he said, "Why don't you shake that thing away, does Her Royal Highness the princess like this kind of gold taels for decoration?" That's still the color that my child pulled yesterday is better......"

The palace people serving on the side hurriedly went up to take down the semi-soft and hard pieces that were stuck in the beads, and they were all paste.

"Princess, go get some water and clean it for you?"

Originally, the palace people wanted to say whether to turn back and go to the palace, but there was already a distance from the palace gate, and if they had to stay up until they returned to the palace, they would be smoked to death.

Princess Anping pushed away the palace people, "Take the cloak to the palace, and the palace will also go down ......"

After speaking, he angrily scolded the guards outside, "What do you want you to do, these idlers will not be driven away, and all those who do not leave will be put in prison, and if they don't leave, they will be killed on the street." ”

Her voice was very loud, and the onlookers on the side naturally heard it, and suddenly, everyone quit.

It was she who made a fool of herself and was seen by everyone, and it was not them who put the gold taels on the heads of the nobles.

Besides, it's human nature to watch the excitement, who doesn't like to watch the excitement? And it's also the liveliness of the nobles.

Not only did everyone not leave, but they became more and more tight.

Princess Anping put on her cloak and got out of the carriage, trying to find a place to change and wash, but just got off the carriage, and before the carriage curtain was completely lowered, she heard the crowd screaming,

"Hahaha...... Look, there's a man with no clothes in the carriage......"

The crowd of onlookers let out all sorts of exclamations

Princess Anping has just gotten off the carriage, and there is a man in the carriage, where did the man come from?

She was just about to scold, when she saw the person who dared to come around the car lift the curtain of the car, and sure enough, there was a naked man lying on the side of the carriage.

The man was bound hand and foot, with a cloth in his mouth, and his face was terrified, trying to break free.

"Oh, it turns out that nobles not only like to use gold taels to make jewelry, but also like to come to this set......"

"In the carriage...... Tie your hands and feet like this, ouch...... Shake it, it feels good......" The lewd voice was accompanied by the sound of sloppy saliva.

"Is this really a princess? It looks like a little lady who hasn't left the cabinet...... "Someone pointed at Princess Anping, who was stunned.

"What does the little lady who hasn't come out of the cabinet have, which girl is too old to be a man......" said loudly with the man who had no words.

There is also a humane who pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade, "Seeing that this little lady was stunned, I guess she didn't hide it, right?" ”

"Liar! She was sitting in the carriage just now, if it wasn't her, who else could it be......" Pity Xiang Xiyu was ruthlessly exposed.

Princess Anping tightened her cloak, not allowing herself to show her face, her face was pale, and when she heard these gossips, her back molars were about to be crushed.

There was obviously no man in it just now, where did this naked man come out, in full view of everyone, he couldn't get to her car, he could only hide in it before.

Who the hell is it, who is trying to kill her!

Her heart was filled with rage, her eyes rolled, and she fainted.

The accompanying palace people were stunned, and hurriedly asked the guards to drive people away, and went to get a sedan chair and put Princess Anping on it, and for a while, they didn't know whether to send Princess Anping back to the palace or to the temple.

In the end, I thought that Princess Anping was going to go to the temple, if she didn't want to do something, what kind of rouge shop would she go to, where would such a thing happen.

"Ouch, let's go, is this a real princess? Even if it's a princess, if such an incident happens, for the sake of innocence, she should be hanged with a rope, right? ”

"You, say a few words, accumulate some virtue."

"The man has a rag around his head, maybe the princess hasn't had time to do anything yet."

"There's a rag around it, can't you still rub it in? Besides, what do you look so closely at? ”

"He has Lao Tzu and Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu is even bigger, look at what's going on......"

Xu Danxiu sat in the carriage, sipped tea, and watched the play leisurely, but when she saw the end, her brows furrowed.

She just put the jar with horse manure on top, why did a man suddenly appear?

Or did Princess Anping offend too many people, and someone did something after her?

It's just, how can a man hide in the carriage and not be discovered?

In the teahouse across the street, there were two men standing in front of the window, one of them looked like a master and a servant, the master looked very young, but in his early thirties, his body was lean, his shoulders were wide and his waist was narrow, and he was shaking a folding fan in his hand in the winter, and he looked like a man and a dog.

"Master, why did you help the woman send a man up?"

The servant behind him asked the man.

The man is small and suave, "The lady's means of revenge are so narrow, but I am not angry, I heard that the most important thing for women in the Central Plains is the name, a woman's name is lost, and it will be over, then I will help her." ”

The man's eyes were firmly fixed on the carriage, like a wolf eagle, and then thinking back to the lady's vigorous skills just now, as well as the smile of all kinds of styles, and pinched the paper fan in his hand.

The servant at the back hesitated a little, "Master, I heard that it was the princess of the Eastern Yuan Dynasty, you ......."

The man let out a 'whoop' and opened the fan, "What's wrong with the princess?" I didn't know she was a princess. ”

Xu Danxiu naturally didn't know about the conversation between the master and servant in the teahouse, and when the excitement dissipated, he ordered the coachman to go to the Funing Temple outside the city.

Although Xu Han didn't go outside the city to offer incense, she was not idle, she took care of these chores in the palace, and the rest was the barracks.

Thinking that there were still a few days of vacation, I thought I wanted to go to the camp to have a look.

Since he is ready to take over the palace, the military camp must be gone, and he must hold it in his hands.

She sent someone to the palace to ask, and learned that Xu Jun was called into the palace by the emperor, she thought about it, so she took Wei Ting and Xu Mian to the Xu family army camp in Dongshan.

"The barracks are heavy, and idlers are exempted." The soldiers guarding the camp raised their spears and looked at Xu Han and the others who were leading the horses, looking wary.