After a long battle, the Iron Gate Daoist decided to come up with a killer weapon and use the unsolvable palindrome to hit with one hit!

"Draw a lotus monk painting!" The magic of this sentence is that there is a sense of meaning, and the second is a palindrome, which is the same whether it is read forward or backwards.

"Book Linhan stickers Hanlin book!" This is the most neat way to deal with the law, the upper and lower connections complement each other, a book and a painting, each with a world; Monk and Hanlin, one monk and one layman, and full of fun.

"People have passed the Great Buddha Temple, and the Temple Buddha has been bigger!"

"The monk travels to the Yunyin Temple, and the temple hides the Yunyin monk!"

"It's your turn!"

"Shanghai's tap water comes from the sea." You use ancient questions to make it difficult for me, and I will simply use modern questions to challenge you.

"What is Shanghai?" The Iron Gate Daoist was puzzled.

"It's a city in the South."

"How come I've never heard of it?"

"Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean it doesn't exist." Wu Zhi used this sentence to prevaricate the iron doorman: "People are the magic capital!" ”

"I can call it 'all', I don't know?"

"Don't be sad, sir, there's still a lot you don't know! Although you are good at poetry and books, this is geography...... For the sake of your thirst for knowledge, I'll be kind, I might as well tell you, the four major magic capitals of the world, listen up, London, New York, Tokyo and Shanghai...... Hey, Shanghai is far away, it's normal if you haven't heard of it, so you don't have to be sad, probably you call it Huating? And the other Tokyo is not this Tokyo, you don't have to think about it, you can try to talk about this palindrome first! If you don't, admit defeat, I promise I won't laugh out loud! ”

"Oh, you said Huating, of course I know Huating...... I was born in Shandong and grew up in Shandong......" Tie Fei Daoren's face was red and white for a while, it was very unpleasant, Wu Zhi thought he was about to lose, but he didn't expect that after he calmed down and thought about it, he actually succeeded in the next couplet:

"Shandong peanuts fall and flowers fall in Dongshan."

"The origin of the apes is said to be the origin of the ape-man!" Wow, since you've broken the game, I'll take you again!

"What is this?"

"It's biology. Meaning, the origin of human beings originated from ape-man. ”

"......" Tie Daoist's face began to become distorted, sweat broke out on his forehead, and he wanted to ask him with palindrome poems, but he didn't expect him to use palindromic poems to scare himself instead...... This time, he thought about it for a quarter of an hour, and kept waving his hands in the process of waiting, signaling Wu Zhi and Li Zhong not to disturb him, he would never admit defeat, and he would never let the two go.

If Wu Zhi was together, he would force Wu Zhi back into the chair.

Finally, there is an answer, and the face of the Iron Gate Daoist showed the kind of great joy that can only be seen on the face of a person who has finally smoothed out after a long period of constipation, and saw him wave his big hand, as if pointing out the country, and said his next couplet:

"Yellow Mountain larch, pine falling, yellow. Haha-"

It's really proud. At this moment, the Iron Gate Daoist is like a child, as if he has rejuvenated, and he is very happy.

Wu Zhi smiled, old guy, ruthless, and then general: "The South China Sea frigate guards Hainan!" ”

The Iron Gate Daoist was stunned for a moment, the squib, and the joy that had just appeared on his face instantly froze there, and he began to pace in the room again, still not allowing the two to go.

But this time, after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't think of a lower link that could be opposed, so he had no choice but to give up his fist to Wu Zhi, and said to the left and right:

"Brother Wu, you just said that you are the boss of the Heavenly King Hall, could it be that you are a military man?" The Iron Doorman asked.

"Not a military man. Presumably the old man also knows that since the Taizu Cup of Wine released the military power to launch the centralized power, this dynasty has been emphasizing literature and suppressing the military, and today, the Tianwang Hall has been gradually abandoned, I want to revitalize it again and build a restaurant. ”

"So, the boy turned out to be a craftsman. Listen to me, I have a riddle poem here, just in response to your identity, if you can guess, it is my advice to you, if you can't guess, even if we tie, how about it? ”

"Make."

"Then you listen well: the heavy rain is blowing on the wet wall, and Zhuge has no plan to find Zhang Liang. Guan Gong ran away from the red rabbit horse, and Liu Bei danced with knives and guns. ”

"Uncle is reminding me that the taste of this restaurant can't be too bad, and it can't lack flavor, right?" Wu Zhi said eloquently: "The first sentence, the heavy rain is blowing on the wet wall, that is, there is no eaves, the second sentence Zhuge has no plan to find Zhang Liang, it is for no calculation, the third sentence, Guan Gong ran away from the red rabbit horse, it is unreined, and the last sentence naturally refers to no general, to sum up, it is no salt, no garlic, no ginger, no sauce, and it is naturally picky about the taste......"

"Boy is amazing!" The Iron Doorman gave a thumbs up.

"What homework does my husband usually do?" Wu Zhi also asked him rhetorically.

"For most of my life, I have only been accompanied by books, and I have also taken care of a few elementary school students." The iron door is humane.

"It turns out that my husband is a teacher. I also have a poem here, for my father-in-law, please listen: Shanglian is, a piece of chalk with two sleeves of breeze, a three-foot podium with four seasons of rain and rain, plus five viscera, six bows, seven mouths, eight tongues, nine thoughts and ten frosts, the teaching must be in a good way, and the dripping sweat is all over the world; The next link is, ten volumes of poetry, nine chapters of Pythagorean, eight Suo literary history, seven latitude geography, together with six arts, five classics, four books, three literature, two elegance and one heart, tireless teaching, a little effort to cultivate talents Ze Shenzhou! ”

"Well said, well said!" The Iron Gate Daoist was happy, Wu Zhi's poem was like a broom, sweeping away his frustration because of losing in an instant, and like a gust of wind, blowing away the embarrassment in his heart because of the loss, and he only felt happy at the moment.

"Quick, please take a seat! Orchid, quick, toast fragrant tea! The Iron Gate Daoist jumped for joy, and while holding Wu Zhi's hand and pulling him to the other main seat beside him, he shouted into the inner room.

After this competition, his attitude has unconsciously undergone earth-shaking changes, and he is deeply impressed by Wu Zhidou's ability to fight against his son.

There are also terms such as "washing in the gutter", "magic capital Shanghai", "biological origin", etc., which were unheard of in the past, which made him have to shoot the case, how could he not be "excited"!

So these changes are directly reflected in his hospitality tone, and his words have risen from the previous "tea", "tea", "sit" and "please sit" all the way to "toast fragrant tea" and "please take a seat"!

That's the proof!

"The kid is really talented." The Iron Gate Daoist exclaimed.

"No, the old master is really well-read and knowledgeable." Wu Zhi and he exchanged praises.

"It's been a long time since I've had such a good time, and a man your age came to visit me before, but I drove him away without seeing him......"

"Could it be that the old man is talking about the distinguished guest from the capital?" Looking at the two of them from the side, Wen Dou was dumbfounded, and Li Zhong, who had been unable to interject, finally interjected.

"What a broken guest? It's true that he is from the capital, but that level is really a bit shabby, and I don't look down on him......"

"I heard that he waited in front of your door until sunset, and spent most of the day, but no one answered the ......door in your house," Li Zhong said curiously.