Chapter 47: Mistakes
Zhao Ji ran out of the small clinic, like a childe looking outside, hehe, what's the situation? Why did you come out when you ran? Why hasn't Brother Lu come out yet?
What's this?! Your brother Lu took this opportunity to ask the doctor to check the pulse, and said that their men's waists and kidneys were all about their men's waists, so I ran out.
Oh? Rugongzi saw that Zhao Ji's expression was a little strange, and he was half-convinced, what the hell was Lu Buwei doing inside? I wasn't allowed to go in just now, but now I have to go in and take a look. Thinking of this, Ru Gongzi took a step and walked straight into the clinic.
Chen Zheng still wanted to talk to the old doctor for a few more words, but when he heard the footsteps at the door, he turned his face and saw Rugongzi standing behind him, yes! I can't ask or say anything. Chen Zheng immediately glanced at the old doctor and shook his head slightly, the old doctor also understood, didn't you just let me keep it secret for you!
Rugongzi hugged his fist to the old doctor, and dared to ask this old man, what was the illness of that sister just now?
The old doctor looked at the beads of sweat on Chen Zheng's forehead and smiled lightly, haha, it's just a little cold, just go back and recuperate a little.
Oh? Don't you need to take medication?
Hehe! No, no, you can recover without taking medicine, so why take medicine?!
Rugongzi looked at Chen Zheng again, Brother Lu, since my sister's illness has been finished, why are you still here?
I'll go! Why are you so nosy?! Chen Zheng waved his hand at Rugongzi, you go outside and wait first, and I will come immediately.
After the son went out, the old doctor smiled mysteriously, haha, I didn't expect this son to be very happy!
Well? What do you mean by that?
Childe's two younger sisters were born naturally beautiful, delicate and moving, isn't it a blessing from the previous life?!
Yes?! Two younger sisters? Also two tigers! Doctor, there was only one woman in my cousin just now, why did I have two younger sisters?
The old doctor thought to himself, pretend! Reload! It's really loaded! Do you think I can't see the woman who came in disguised as a man? We little magpies have clairvoyant eyes. Hahahaha! Since Childe doesn't want to say it, I'll just pretend I don't know! However, Childe and the one who came in just now are a bit husband and wife!
Husband and wife? Which one?
Just came in and urged you to go that.
What? Doctor, you are wrong, you can't even tell the difference between men and women, and you claim to be able to see through, and I am also convinced!
All right! Let me ask you, do you have a jade wall hidden on your body? Do you have a mole on your shoulder?
Chen Zheng unconsciously covered He Shibi with his hand, and his heart was suddenly shocked, can you see this? Can you travel back with me, let's open a clinic together, you are responsible for the consultation, and I am responsible for collecting the money. Ah! Since he saw me so clearly, that Rugongzi was really a woman dressed as a man? I said, I look so handsome, I've been a beauty for a long time, and I have a husband and wife, which means I'm also handsome! Such as Childe? Belle? King Wei's favorite concubine?
Hawks! Could it be that she is the work of Ruhime?! Ruji, who teamed up with Xinling Jun Wei Wuji to steal talismans to save Zhao, is this nosy girl?! No wonder! Wei Wuji came to Handan to look for Scarface and brought her here, and it turned out that he had come to avenge his father in person. That King Wei is too, knowing that Wei Wuji and Ruji came to Handan to chase and kill Scarface, and he still signed Ruji's leave slip to agree, and he is not afraid that Scarface will be sold after he is caught!
Think about it in the long run! Doctor, I would like to ask one last question, very sincerely, do you have the secret recipe for the clairvoyant eye? I also want to heal and save people, give me a chance! Is the secret recipe sold or not? Make an offer!
The old doctor's expression was grim, that Fang Zi has not been tested for more than 20 years and cannot be passed on, it must be a righteous gentleman with noble character and a frank mind, don't say that I don't have it now, even if I have it, I can't sell it to you.
I'm also a decent man!
Top your peach blossoms flying all over the sky! The old doctor thought to himself, you are still wandering in the Peach Blossom Tribulation, let's not talk about the secret recipe. Childe, this matter is not negotiable, please go back!
Chen Zheng was unwilling to go out and get into the carriage, alas! Back then, in order to practice see-through eyes, Sun Monkey was smoked and roasted by the Samadhi real fire in the gossip furnace, and Taishang Laojun made up as Ali Baba, holding a fan and shouting: Come and taste it! Two cents a skewer, authentic monkey meat skewers, make sure you want to eat one skewer and want two skewers, and eat two skewers and ten skewers! As a result, the Jade Emperor walked over and asked him if he had a license. Fortunately, the old lady did not have a license, and the Jade Emperor tore up the ticket on the spot, and Wukong had a sharp eye. Now that I can drink medicine and see through the eyes, this old doctor is not a seller, it seems that when I go back, I will have to be a teacher, and the brand of "gynecology expert" will not be hung up.
Plains Junfu drops, go!
Brother Lu, that's not right! Didn't you say that you still have to take your sister to settle the marriage? We can't change our hexagrams!
Chen Zheng looked at the young man in front of him, and he was depressed, was she sent by a monkey to fix me. I thought, what can I do if I change my hexagram?! But before he could speak, Zhao Ji took it seriously, what? Marriage? Great, Brother Lu, you are really my brother, I know what my sister is worried about every day. Let's find a place to calculate, see where my Prince Charming is at this moment, and see if I have a relationship with Han Gongzi and Rugongzi.
Plains-kun, they're waiting for us to go back! This matter will be talked about another day, how can a fortune teller be so ready-made.
As soon as Chen Zheng's voice fell, a voice came from outside the carriage: In this life, the marriage was predetermined, and there was no chance to meet on the other side. The prince and grandson are not proud, and he is ashamed of each other. Fortune telling, I know 30 years before, 30 years later, and I don't want money.
Damn, is my plot in Sengoku designed? Why is everything so coincidental!
But Zhao Ji was so happy that she hurriedly beckoned the hammer to stop, and got out of the car excitedly.
Okay, pull over, I'll open my eyes again, and see what is going on with the gods of the Warring States.
Chen Zheng and the others got out of the car to take a look, it was really a coincidence, a person was sitting cross-legged on the side of the road, and there was a strip of cloth hanging next to it, on which were written the three big characters of "God Operator".
What "god operator" is, it is all a big fool in the rivers and lakes. When it comes to fortune-telling among the ancients, the most admired is the unknown gentleman of the Western Han Dynasty.
Thinking that Dou Yifang's family was so poor that the pot was leaking, Dou's father looked at the three children who were about to starve to death, so he had to take the risk to go fishing in the mountain stream, but fell to his death. Dou Yifang was very smart when he was a teenager, and he was sent to the people by Liu Bang to drive an excavator to the palace, and because of his beauty, he was intercepted by Empress Lu and became the palace maid of the Queen Mother. After Empress Lu trained the palace maids around her to become Mossad, she sent these palace maids to become the wives of the kings, who knew that Dou Yifang, who wanted to return to Zhao State, accidentally followed the most unfavored acting king Liu Heng, and became the queen in a few years, and with Liu Heng's cock silk counterattack, she became the queen again, you look at the life of others, then it is really unstoppable luck!
The pitiful one is Dou Yifang's younger brother Dou Shaojun, who was abducted and sold by traffickers at a young age, and was handed down several times in the middle, and finally ended up as a migrant worker. When he followed the contractor to work as a mason in the mountains, he encountered a mudslide when he slept at night, so he and the foreman survived, and the two came to the capital Chang'an to hide from debts. Dou Shaojun took out a copper plate from his body and calculated a hexagram, guess what people say? How dare you say it! The gentleman actually said that this little migrant worker covered in mud would be able to be sealed in a few days, and I wondered if this gentleman was coaxing him to be happy at that time, and wanted to cheat a few more copper plates when he was about to faint from hunger. In the Han Dynasty, even General Li Guang, who shocked the Huns, did not become a marquis in his life, what is the basis of this little peasant worker? Just because he met a group of thieves on the train, did it happen to be Uncle Ge and Brother Dehua?! It is estimated that this Dou Shaojun learned when he was grabbing steamed buns with his beggars that when the queen was a fellow villager with him, and his surname was Dou, he actually performed a drum to recognize his relatives, and he told the plot of his sister washing his hair before leaving, and directly changed from Dou Shaojun to Dou Taijun, and the "local tyrant three-piece suit" of villas, Land Rover, and big gold chains were all matched! A crumpled lottery ticket, scratched off, showed four words: rich and powerful, it is simply angry and unbearable! Do you say that gentleman who set up a stall in Chang'an City is a cow?!
At this time, looking at the so-called god operator in Handan City in the Warring States Period, he really looks sorry for the audience, he is so thin that he doesn't speak, and he speaks in a weird way.
Zhao Ji was the first to step forward, sir, give me a calculation of marriage! Where is my husband? Send me a location.
The god operator looked at Zhao Ji for a moment, oops! This girl's life is good! Your life is simply the women's three-meter board diving, that is, the triple jump of the crown princess, the queen, and the queen mother!
When Chen Zheng heard it, isn't this! You made Zhao Ji a diving queen, which directly made her expectations explode, can she still take a fancy to that poor Yingyiren?!
What about location? Where shall I find him? Zhao Ji asked.
Ha ha! Ten copper plate drops were brought.
Zhao Ji directly took out a large string of them, say quickly!
All right! Since you are so sincere, I will tell you that your prince is in Handan City, and it won't be long before you can meet!
Zhao Ji looked disappointed, it turns out that I haven't met him yet! Who could that be?
Li Mu is on the side, hey Yile, sir, you can give me Brother Lu a calculation.
The god operator looked Chen Zheng up and down, well, this son, rich, willful, but his status is a little lower.
Zhao Ji gave a thumbs up, Mr. is accurate!
But!
Well? And there is no more! But what?
But this son's fate is strange, it is indeed incredible, you are a new new new newcomer, right?
Oops, I'll go! Are you the kid who occupies a seat in the study room, I said buddy, I see that I should be a family, and I am still helpless about your Warring States clan, and the last voice has to carry forward the style, and I am going to give away this girl in front of me! Do you have a meeting at 3 p.m.? Isn't it 2:60 now? See you soon, dear!
Chen Zheng was about to turn around and leave, but Rugongzi stood there without moving. Hey? What kind of moths are coming out of them?
Truth be told, I have an enemy who I don't share, can you tell me the whereabouts of this person?
This Ru Gongzi is really that Ru Ji, Chen Zheng looked at Ru Gongzi, sighed in his heart, and waited to hear the answer.
A wicked smile appeared in the corner of the god operator's eyes, enemy? Want to know the whereabouts of this person? A golden cake and the answer will be announced on the spot!
Chen Zheng took out a random one from his arms, hehe, I'll give it to you if I can say it, if I can't say it, this one is still mine.
I saw this gentleman pinching his fingers, muttering with his eyes closed for a long time, and suddenly opened his eyes, haha, this son's enemy is nearby now, bring the gold cake, I'll tell you where it is.
Rugongzi snatched the golden cake from Chen Zheng and threw it to Mr. God Operator, don't be verbose, say it quickly!
Ha ha! The thief's eyes rolled around, and he stretched out his hand to point in the direction of the south of the city, this person is now at the south gate of Handan City, and he won't see anyone if he goes late.
"This is what you said, if you lie to someone, come back and get you to ask!" Ru Gongzi turned his head and walked towards the carriage.
Eh, eh! Zhao Ji is also in a hurry, you just go, my prince hasn't figured out who it is!
Chen Zheng saw this situation, just right! Save Zhao Ji from being fooled and lame in front of this person, the south gate is the south gate, and then leave here first.
Everyone got into the carriage, and only Zhao Ji was unwilling to ask the last question, sir, tell me who that person is?
Seeing that these people were deceived by themselves to go to the south gate, God Operator was ready to slip away, hehe, when you find out that you have been fooled, I have already disguised myself as a mutton skewer seller. Seeing that this girl was still asking, she pointed casually with her hand, this person, in that direction, there is a large group of guards in front of the door, and he lives alone, he will be old and rich in the future, you can find it yourself!
Zhao Ji still had to ask carefully, but Chen Zheng was in a hurry to urge in the carriage, so he had to give up.
got into the carriage, Zhao Ji was still muttering: There is a large group of guards at the gate, and he lives alone. This must be a prince! Otherwise, how could there be so many people guarding the door, and how could they live alone in a big house! Brother Lu, you know a lot of people, the god operator just now pointed the way, which prince's big house is there?
Chen Zheng was in a hurry to get into the car just now, he didn't bother to look back at all, and he was impatient to look at Zhao Ji, which direction?
"That's it." Zhao Ji stretched out his hand and pointed in the northwest direction, "However, I remember that there are slums in that direction, where are the mansions of princes and princes?!" ”
Who knew this finger, Chen Zheng was happy in his heart. Isn't that snail dwelling in the northwest direction? Sister, what did that big fool say just now, you say it again.
He said that there was a large group of guards, and he was alone!
Oh, I'm a clever guy and a crooked hit! There was a large group of guards at the gate, and he lived strangers. Hey! Why do I want to run back and kiss that god operator! What is it called? That's fate! I don't know if it's your Zhao Ji's fate or Chen Xiaozheng's fate, Qin Shihuang has not yet been born, and he is already going to go public through a backdoor listing!
Chen Zheng looked at Zhao Ji and smiled, don't worry, brother is digging three feet into the ground in that direction, and he will also find your true prince.
At this time, Ru Gongzi had a serious face, and from time to time he stuck his head out of the carriage, urging the baby panda and the hammer to hurry up to the south gate.
Hey, I said like a child, you still took the big fool just now, he said that the south gate is the south gate! Let's go back to the Plains Junfu as soon as possible, otherwise Brother Wuji will be in a hurry.
When Zhao Ji heard it, eh? Brother, I just told you that my prince is in the northwest, and you are still happy to go and find me! Now you say that Mr. God is a big liar. Do you still have a score to speak? You say, is that person accurate or not?
Permit! Absolutely! Your prince is 100 percent in the northwest waiting for you to wake him up!
Isn't that the end of it? Since you said that people are accurate, let's go to the south gate now to see what's wrong?
That's right! Absolutely, yes! South Gate, must go!
Chen Zheng originally thought that when he arrived at the south gate of Handan City, it would be a symbolic circle, so that this young man would go back without anything to say. As a result, when I went to the south gate, I went! I saw hundreds of people surrounded by the three layers inside and outside the door, all watching the excitement? Hammer, you are dexterous, squeeze in and see.
The hammer tossed and moved in, and then moved out, and reported to his master, and seven or eight men with wounded faces were intercepted at the gate of the city, and the soldiers defending the city were preparing to interrogate them one by one.
It seems that closing the door and beating the dog has achieved initial results! Since we can't squeeze in, let's go to the city gate tower and look down for a while.
How do you know that the soldiers guarding the city don't buy the accounts of these people at all, and want to go up to the city tower to watch the excitement, who do you think you are?! Sell tickets not? Don't sell! Stay on the side.
Li Mu stepped forward to introduce for a long time, what is he a guest of Lord Yu Qing, this is a guest of Pingyuan Jun, and that is a friend of Xinling Jun, all of them are still not good.
All right! I, Li Mu and Rugongzi stayed. The baby panda and the hammer went to the Pingyuan Junfu to say something, and said that I, Lu Buwei, were waiting for them at the south gate to watch the excitement together. After the briefing, the two of you are responsible for sending Zhao Ji's sister back to the house.