Chapter 16: A Good Show
There is no moon on this night. Wu Zhi pushed open the courtyard door, but did not find half a figure.
"Li Zhong......" Wu Zhi called softly.
"Brother Wu......" In the dark, only then did two figures stand up and walk towards Wuzhi. They are none other than Li Zhong and Gu's sister-in-law.
"How's it going?"
"It's almost ......"
"I'm here to help! What is it? ”
"We borrowed a broken car and brought all the quilts, and when we were done, we slept on it first......
"I've wronged you!"
"Go, what's the big deal!"
So, Wu Zhi also picked up the hoe, and the three of them quickly finished it, digging a low pit in the north corner of the courtyard, and then, Wu Zhi entered the temple, and Li Zhong and Gu Sister-in-law lay down in their clothes, lying on top of the broken car, and did not avoid suspicion, and covered the quilt together.
At the end of the day, Bai Yulian really went to the appointment. Wu Zhi opened the door and let her into the room on the left, and then continued to sit at the offering table and wait patiently.
Time flies slowly, and it's a bit hard.
Finally, the ugly bang rang! Zhang Shouchu is coming!
After some more time, Wu Zhi heard a knock on the door. It turned out that this Zhang Shouchu was old after all, although he slept early, he still almost overslept, and it took several bangs to finally wake him up, so he hurriedly got up and rushed to this side.
Wu straightened up, quickly walked out of the temple gate, and welcomed Zhang Shouchu in. At the same time, Li Zhong and Gu's sister-in-law slipped out of the temple gate.
"Please come in!" Takeshi pointed to the room on the left.
"You've done a good job, and when I'm done playing Golden Lotus, you'll have a reward......"
The door of the room was hidden, Zhang Shouchu got in like a thief, only to hear a click, and the door was locked from the inside.
Wu Zhi behind him smiled, his eyes were shining in the dim, hum, the white jade lotus was hooked, and this old immortal greedy stealing x fishy cat also appeared in the cage, very good......
in the house.
Zhang Shouchu was still a little bit of a thief, and tiptoed to the head of the bed. And Bai Yulian, who came to the room first, has already been waiting anxiously, since this hour, she has not fallen asleep at all, in order to cater to the elderly Zhang Shouchu, she has already peeled herself naked and waited, at this time as soon as she heard the movement, she immediately became excited, Zhang Shouchu just touched the head of the bed, she took the initiative to throw x arms to hug up, only to hear an oops, Zhang Shouchu threw himself into Bai Yulian's arms......
After all, as soon as this woman's clothes are taken off and she fishes in troubled waters, which man can still care about truth and falsehood, and he only remembers humming......
The two of them were messing around in the dark, and soon, Bai Yulian cleaned the clothes for Zhang Shouchu, and then, I heard the creaking of the wooden bed, but the duration of this sound was inevitably a little cold, and Doremi shivered and Lassi only sang for a course of treatment and then came to an abrupt end, that is called a hurry to come and go......
Wu Zhi was happy, and immediately sang a song in his heart: Come and go in a hurry, hate not to meet, love to hate in a hurry, everything with the wind......
It turned out that Zhang Shouchu had never thought that the other party would be so enthusiastic and hungry, he was old and frail, in fact, for women, he was just a giant in thought and a dwarf in action.
At this moment, Wu Zhi knew that this Shouchu had been completely arranged by himself, and it was time!
Uh-huh-
Wu Zhi suddenly coughed loudly twice, like a thunderclap in the flat ground.
That's the code.
Then, there was a sharp and violent knock on the door.
"Zhang Shouchu, you old immortal, you come out for me!" A female voice as sharp as an earth-shattering voice came from outside the door.
Zhang Shouchu, who had just deflated his breath in the room, was so frightened by Wu Zhi's cough that he dispersed first, and before he could breathe, he was shocked by the sudden sound of calling the door like a storm, and the three souls went to two and a half souls......
He rolled helplessly off Bai Yulian's body.
It's broken, it's Yu!
It's over, it's blocked!
Zhang Shouchu scratched and touched in the dark, trying to find his clothes, but he didn't grab any of them.
At this time, there was a gentle knock at the door, and Wu Zhi's voice came in: "Master Zhang, come out quickly......"
"I can't go out, the door is blocked by my wife......" Zhang Shouchu's voice trembled.
"Master Zhang, don't be afraid, come out quickly, I'll take you through the side door......"
"There is a side door?"
"Yes, it's too late if you don't come out, my god ......"
Zhang Shouchu felt a glimmer of hope, but he was still a little hesitant: "Brother Wu, I can't find clothes......
Outside, there were shouts and cries, men and women:
"Zhang Shouchu, don't want to run, the temple gate has been blocked by me, I let you steal people, I have to skin you, and take you to the streets!"
"Master Zhang, Madam is really angry, you just come out and admit your mistake, Madam won't beat your ......"
Squeak –
The door was opened, Zhang Shouchu shrank his head, walked out of it with his waist bent, and only held a piece of Bai Yulian's inner skirt that he had touched in the dark just now, covered it with his hands in the critical area, and hurriedly said to Wu Zhi: "Quick, little brother, take me through the side door!" ”
"Follow me!"
Wu Zhi couldn't help laughing, Li Zhong and Sister-in-law Gu outside are really good, don't bluff this old guy, see if he dares to steal x fishy next time!
Wu Zhi took the lead, opened the main entrance of the temple, led Zhang Shouchu to the north corner of the courtyard, pushed the broken cart away, pointed to the pit just dug at night with his foot, and motioned for him to climb out from there.
What can Zhang Shouchu do, he had to lie on the ground, like a lost dog, probing his brain to look into the hole, he was still hesitating, Wu Zhi had already changed his face at this time, pushed him impatiently, and pressed his head into the black hole, Zhang Shouchu was defenseless, and fell into the dirty soil, and couldn't help but let out an "ouch" sound in his mouth......
As a result, Gu's sister-in-law's pungent voice immediately came from outside the temple gate: "Zhang Shouchu, you damn it, open the door quickly, I heard your voice......"
Zhang Shouchu's head was stuffed in the mouth of the cave, and he only vaguely heard a "lion's roar", but he didn't hear what was shouting outside!!
This old immortal, so seedless, can't even manage his own body, but he still wants to be lighted, if he lets the Yu mother-in-law know, I'm afraid I have to be slapped in the face!
At this moment, Wu Zhi really disliked this goods, so he made a boo, signaled the old guy to stop screaming, and then directly and rudely stuffed his body into the hole......