452, figure big bone
Tu Dagu is not surnamed Tu, and Dagu is not the name of Zheng'er Bajing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info But because everyone has called it this for more than ten years, "Tu Da Gu" has become the name of Tu Da Gu. As the leader of the beggar gang in Datong City, Tu Dagu is in charge of the business of several streets in the south of the city, including Shangru Street, where the Shangru Inn is located.
Originally, this street was a small street that no one went to, and there were few families on the street, all of whom were so poor that they were clanging in poverty. There is also an inn, and the funny thing is that the innkeeper almost starved to death. I don't know why, suddenly one day there was a word from the threshold of the yamen that someone was going to clean and watch the streets. Since it is the meaning of the yamen, of course there is no room for bargaining, anyway, you can make a difference by stuffing useless waste in the past.
But now it's like a ghost. Suddenly, the side street was on fire. There was a constant stream of people, and many little beggars found their way to make money there, and the people there seemed to be extraordinarily kind-hearted, and were always willing to give a few copper coins. However, because it has been neglected for a long time, the jurisdiction is unknown, and the beggars of different factions have fought several times, and the beggars with high seniority are also ready to move, thinking about eating tea and talking about peace.
Tu Dagu firmly believes that this is his own territory, and naturally he can't let others grab it. In order to have a deeper understanding of his own territory, he asked several beggars, only to find out that the Shangru Inn had changed hands, and the new owner had a younger brother who was a miracle doctor, and those people came to see the miracle doctor.
When Tu Dagu heard the news, his index finger beat, and his heart said that he had finally waited for the day when the cake would fall from the sky. As long as there is such a miracle doctor, he has a stable source of wealth. So he found his right-hand man, a man named Li Dazui, named Huazi, and ordered: "Dazui, you will go to Shangru Street tomorrow and find a reliable person to take over there." By the way, who was sent before? ”
Li Dazui smiled and said, "It's a man named Lao Bai, who fled from Liaodong." ”
Tu Dagu didn't bother to listen to the man's name, waved his hand and said, "That side will be handed over to you in the future." Remember, don't disturb the doctor. He's our hen, you know? Killing chickens and taking eggs is what fools do! ”
Li Dazu said: "Understand, it's best to ask him to lay eggs for us every day." ”
Tu Dagu waved his hand in satisfaction and let Li Dazui go. The reason why he handed over this fat difference to Li Dazui was also because Li Dazui had a simple temperament and was black enough, which was the best way to consolidate his territory and defeat the enemy who invaded from outside. This was originally a very wise decision, but he didn't understand Xu Xiaole.
I'm afraid there aren't many people in the whole world who know Xu Xiaole.
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Li Dazui rushed to Shangru Street with his men early the next morning. The first thing he was looking for was Lao Bai. However, to his surprise, there were no mats for beggars to spend the night on the entire street, let alone Lao Bai's figure.
"It's not like it's freezing to death, is it?" Li Dazui touched the back of his head: "It's not cold these days." ”
"Uncle, Lao Bai, Lao Bai ......" The dog leg who came with him took Li Dazui's hand in horror.
Li Dazui looked over and saw an old man. The old man was dressed in linen, with a little bun on his head, wrapped in a cloth towel, and his face and hands were cleanly washed, without a trace of sludge. Li Dazui stared at the old man for a long time, and shouted tentatively: "Old Bai? ”
Lao Bai was holding a broom, originally to clean the street, but when he saw Li Dazui and the others, he was quite frightened, standing at the door and not daring to step out. Although it is only a foot high, it is completely two worlds. Lao Bai subconsciously believed that as long as he stood in this threshold, no one would be able to take him away, so that he could grow old in this wonderful world.
"Lao Bai! What are you doing? The entourage beside Li Dazui shouted at Lao Bai: "Don't you come here to kowtow to Li Ye?!" ”
Lao Bai hesitated for a moment, and finally couldn't resist the fear in his heart, crossed the threshold, knelt down for Li Dazui from a distance, and shouted, "Uncle, you are here." ”
Li Dazui looked at Lao Bai, and was about to speak, when he suddenly heard someone in the inn shouting: "Lao Bai, don't sweep the floor first, come and help carry the table first." ”
Lao Bai hurriedly turned his head and responded: "Shopkeeper, this is coming." He didn't wait for Li Dazui to speak, he stood up and hurriedly ran inside.
Li Dazui's entourage scolded one after another: "You old man, you are fat!" Dare not to put Li Ye in his eyes! As he spoke, he was about to step forward and scuffle Lao Bai.
Lao Bai was so frightened that he hurriedly squatted down with his head in his hands, ready to take a few kicks, and suddenly a gust of wind blew around him, and before he could open his eyes, he heard the sound of "oops" constantly.
Lao Bai trembled when he heard this, and secretly opened his eyes, only to see Tong Wanqing standing beside him with a Qi Mei stick in his hand. Just now, between the lightning and flint, those second-rate beggars were defeated by Tong Wanqing.
Li Dazui kept standing behind and watching, and said in his heart that these dogs were really useless, and they were beaten like this by a woman. So he shouted, "Get up for the master!" I said earlier that you should be temperate, otherwise you will die on a woman's belly sooner or later, and now it's okay, you can't even beat a woman! ”
Tong Wanqing took a step forward: "Hey, I said what kind of medicine did you take, a reckless man, and came to my door early in the morning to look for death." I warn you, my family is the home of the eunuchs, so if you know each other, hurry up! ”
Li Dazui squinted at Tong Wanqing, and pulled out the crotch of his pants with one hand: "Little lady, you are very pretty, do you have a husband?" ”
The corners of Tong Wanqing's mouth rose slightly, and she glanced at Li Dazui's hand: "Are you itchy there?" ”
Li smiled lewdly: "Are you itchy there?" ”
In an instant, the stick came out like a dragon and hit Li Dazui's crotch. Li Dazui seemed to hear the sound of an egg breaking, and the sharp pain that followed made him faint.
When Li Dazui opened his eyes again, there was neither Lao Bai nor the long-legged pretty girl around, only a young man with a sven text and a strong man like an iron tower.
It was Xu Xiaole and Luo Yun.
Li Dazui's entourage squatted in a row next to the wall, silent as cicadas, and did not dare to say a word.
Unlike Li Dazui fainting, they saw Tong Wanqing's super combat power with their own eyes, and they also saw Luo Yun's terrifying power of slapping the two of them with one hand. At this time, he had already confessed, and of course he didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore.
Li Dazui soon felt the sharp pain coming from his crotch and shouted, "What do you want to do!" I'm a Tu Ye! ”
Xu Xiaole smiled happily: "Is your family master very powerful?" ”
Li Dazui bluffed and said: "My family Tuye stomped his feet, and Datong City will also tremble!" ”
Xu Xiaole nodded slightly: "Do you know who I am?" ”
Li Dazui hadn't figured out the path of the young man in front of him, and he didn't realize that he was already in the backyard of the Shangru Inn. He endured the discomfort under his crotch, and said stiffly: "Report the number, maybe your grandfather will call me uncle!" ”
Xu Xiaole raised his eyebrows: "According to what you say, the saint still wants to call you uncle today?" ”
After a short period of inexplicability, Li Dazui suddenly realized that there was a strong smell of medicine in his nose. When he looked at Xu Xiaole again, he had already guessed that this young man was afraid that he was the hen that could lay eggs.
Li's big mouth and face suddenly twisted into a mess, and he barely put on a smile that looked like he had eaten and pretended to be very delicious. He said, "Master, don't entertain the little ones. ”