After wearing the clothes inside first, and then layer by layer, after tearing off the outer clothes or taking off them and throwing them to the enthusiastic audience, the last body inside was suddenly revealed......

This is a trick commonly used by celebrities to raise the emotions of fans at concerts. As for the scale, it is generally just right......

However, at this moment, Wu Zhi was embarrassed, because after putting on this new set of underwear, he found that Jin Lian didn't seem to have a good grasp of the scale when sewing them......

The pants are actually an open crotch again!

It's really warm to wear this one in other places, but it's cool in key parts......

This!

Before, Pan cut made an open crotch pants, why is it that now Jin Lian also makes a pair of open crotch pants for herself, even if she opens her crotch, she also opens such a big hole, isn't this the wind blowing the pants and the eggs are cold, this is a little too much, and the good ones are warm, but they can't be favored, especially the baby brothers, they must not be treated badly......

Do you understand, the truth of thermal expansion and cold contraction!

So he couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Jin Lian, this, why is there a big hole in this pants?" How do I wear it? ”

Jin Lian glanced into the dressing mirror and replied without looking back, "I don't blame me." ”

"You're the one who makes clothes, why don't you blame you?"

"Does it fit?"

"Fit."

"That's right. It's nice to be able to do it the right size, but what more could you want? ”

"But there's a hole here!"

"Cool?"

"What?" Wu Zhi was stunned, at this time, Jin Lian actually said cool words? It's bad!

She's so bad, and she's so cold!

But I heard Jin Lian say: "It's cold, then you have to blame yourself." ”

Wu Zhi didn't believe it: "Why do you blame me?" ”

"Originally, the clothing and silk were enough, and I also planned to make you an improved version of the pants, not the kind of open crotch pants that used to be, just make a slit there, so that you can not only cover your shame, but you will not be able to breathe the wind, but you are to blame for yourself, and you have lost that place......

"What do you mean?"

"Do you know where your fig leaf has gone?"

"Run? Could it be that it still has legs? ”

"When it grows on a man's face, it's like a leg."

"What?"

"Yes, the fig leaf that belonged to you is now Tie Yuxiang's face covering. If you want, you can go and ask her for it back, and I'll sew it up for you. ”

“……”

Wu Zhi listened, his head was big for a moment, and he was embarrassed now, he knew that it was better not to ask this question, just let it go, whether it opened its crotch or not, whether it was airtight or not, whether it was airtight or not, it was good now, the festival fell to the ground, and was mercilessly ridiculed by Jin Lian.

No wonder I always felt just now, how could this finished product be so similar to the masking towel that Jin Lian made for Yuxiang last night......

It turns out that this is the same reason as an indirect kiss, and the two of them inexplicably wear the same pair of pants......

Oh my god!

Wu Zhi closed his mouth, closed his legs, put on his jacket honestly, got up in a gray manner, went out, and greeted the guests who had just arrived.

But it said that it was at the door of the Heavenly King Hall.

More and more people are coming. Before entering the door, everyone noticed that the red couplet posted at the entrance of the courtyard had been replaced - it was originally only half of the five-character couplet, but the rest of the place was empty, and now, the upper and lower couplets and the horizontal batch are all there, and it is still the handwriting of the iron doorman, only to see that the couplet is written:

A bowl of northwest wind warms people's hearts

A bowl of Chinese soil to secure my belly

The horizontal batch is four words: fireworks people!

When everyone saw it, they applauded. It turned out that Shanglian was added three words after the original "a bowl of northwest wind", but it was rewritten, this meaning is understood by everyone, beef noodles are good and cheap, warm the heart and stomach, and make people eat refreshingly.

As for the newly written couplet, I don't know what it means, but I think there must be a new food supply, so I'm happy and want to try it.

The horizontal criticism of the four words "fireworks people" is both simple and very freehand, showing a warm and open-minded attitude.

Everyone walked into the courtyard, but found that there was also a blackboard more than half a person high in front of the high hall in the courtyard, and there was already a today's notice written by Wu Zhi with dust-free colored chalk on the blackboard:

Available today

Red Refreshing: Beef Noodles (Removed from the shelves)

Dark Cuisine: Hot Dry Noodles (Today's Staple, New on the Shelf, Wuwen One Bowl) Chinese Soil (Today's Staple, New on the Shelf, Six Wen One Bowl) Coca-Cola (New on the Shelf, Three Wen One Listening) Zero Coke (New on the Shelf, Five Wen One Listening)

The traditional characters on this notice were all taught to Wu Zhi by Jin Lian last night.

At this moment, everyone recognized the notice and talked about it.

"Oops, why did the beef noodles go off the shelves......"

"Yes, there is no northwest wind, what do we eat......"

"There's an extra hot dry noodle, what is a hot dry noodle?"

"It's still the main hit, and I don't know if it's delicious or not......"

"It's strange, what kind of thing is this Chinese soil, is it something to eat?"

"Yes, a bowl of six texts, it's not expensive, it's really curious......"

"Coca, Coke? This name is really awkward, what does it mean? Is it an opera? Is it food or listening......"

"And this Coke Zero, it's written in five words, it's really confusing......"

"You only notice the back, but you don't notice the front, you see, you say, what is dark cuisine?"

"So, the beef noodles are classified as red and refreshing, which is really incomprehensible......"

"yes, it's incomprehensible, it's incomprehensible......"

The crowd was gossiping.

Wu Zhi smiled, jumped on the high platform and said, "Everyone, thank you for coming over today." Listen, today is the day of the Father and the Son, only one day, and it will not expire. Anyone who won the lottery yesterday can eat it with an open belly. It's still the old rule, only one copy of each thing. Don't be greedy, be content. ”

Someone shouted: "Wuda, why is the northwest wind off the shelves?" ”

Wu Zhi was about to answer, but Jin Lian came out with the snow lion cat in her arms, and rushed to answer for him: "My husband has been working day and night for the noodle restaurant, and he has already injured his hands, and yesterday he held a dinner party for everyone, and now it is getting more and more sore. ”

"Besides, you can't drink the northwest wind every day, isn't ......?"

Jin Lian just didn't drag the mud and water, and with the witty words in the back, everyone listened to it, although they regretted it, they had no objections.

But when he asked what Chinese soil was, what Coca-Cola was, and what "I heard" was, Wu Zhi only replied with one sentence: "You will know if you eat it." ”

And so the day begins.