Xu Xiaole is not interested in this kind of tepid drama at all.

He prefers to watch some fights, especially somersaults. He remembered seeing an old student named Tietou somersault before, who could turn eighty-four in one go! At that time, everyone was counting in the audience, and Xu Xiaole counted very loudly.

Zhang Da'er saw Xu Xiaole watching the play seriously, and then paid attention to the stage.

Xu Xiaole is actually very boring, I don't know how many times I've heard this story. Not only in the Kun dialect, but also in the commentary, in the Huangmei opera, and in all the local tunes.

Until-

Liang Shanbo: Virtuous brother, in fact, foolish brother...... Foolish brother to you...... Quite admirable!

Xu Xiaole said secretly: Hey, has it changed here? Didn't Zhu Yingtai confess first?

The little student who played Zhu Yingtai was a man, and when he heard the words, he suddenly twisted. He was so good-looking, every bone on his body was in a circle, and he was more charming than a woman, which caused the audience below to applaud.

"Zhu Yingtai" walked a few steps to the edge of the stage, got out of the scene, faced the audience and pretended to block Liang Shanbo, and then said in vain: "Hey, my good brother is finally an elm pimple opener today!" It's worth my friendship! ”

This is the inner monologue of "Zhu Yingtai", so "Liang Shanbo" naturally can't hear it. He also seemed to forget that he had just confessed, just staring at the void, waiting for "Zhu Yingtai" to come back to "God" to talk to him.

"Zhu Yingtai" made another look of confusion and monologue to the audience: "It's weird, does my good brother already know that I am a female bird?" It's hard for him to sleep in the same bed with me for three whole years, and there is no rudeness, and he is really a true gentleman! My Yingtai and him are in love, and it is a good marriage. ”

After the monologue of "Zhu Yingtai", he returned to the position of dialogue with "Liang Shanbo", which can be regarded as starting the conversation between the two again. This time he didn't have a monologue, and sang a meaty joke about you and me. When he led "Liang Shanbo" to the front of the stage, the two had already hugged each other, which was quite a bit of a private life.

Xu Xiaole peeled the edamame and threw it in his mouth, and said in his heart: This is what Sister Hu said "not serious". But after they changed it, it was better than the two of them dying in vain and becoming butterflies.

Over there, "Zhu Yingtai" and "Liang Shanbo" were grinding their ears and temples, and they had to do shameful things in public. "Zhu Yingtai" seemed to remember, snuggled in the arms of "Liang Shanbo", and asked in front of the audience: "My good brother, when did you know that I was a woman?" ”

"Liang Shanbo" suddenly changed color, as if he was greatly frightened, pushed away "Zhu Yingtai", lifted his sleeves to cover his face, and shouted tremblingly: "What! You're a woman! ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Xu Xiaole almost choked edamame into his throat, stroking his chest and coughing vigorously, so as to avoid the doom of being murdered by edamame.

- So that's the real injustice!

Xu Xiaole couldn't help but shout.

Zhang Da'er laughed for a while: "I just look like it, and sure enough, it's the Xianggong team!" ”

Xu Xiaole was puzzled.

Zhang Daer explained: "You always know that the troupe is divided into men and women. ”

Xu Xiaole nodded. Today's opera troupes are either all men or all women, and the so-called Qianban Kun class will not be mixed with men and women - the mixed men and women are the teachers of the Qinglou Academy.

Zhang Daer continued: "If these grass stage teams do some private work, they will perform in the night show. For example, this Liang Zhu is to tell everyone that they are also doing business, and let people take the dry road. ”

Xu Xiaole showed admiration on his face, and asked sincerely: "Then if Kun Ban is willing to sell his body, how can they act?" ”

Zhang Da'er smiled and said, "As long as they are interested in your performance, they are naturally willing." Once I was watching a play in Kunshan, the Tsing Yi Hua Dan in that team only wore a thin veil and came out. ”

Xu Xiaole was quite moved when he heard it, and he also wanted to see with his own eyes what it was like to wear only a layer of tulle, and said sincerely: "This kind of rare wonder in heaven and earth has been encountered by Brother Big Ear, admire, admire." ”

Zhang Daer also forgot the pain of the hemorrhoids for a while, and looked up and smiled: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say." He is an expert on this kind of "impropriety", and he is a treasure when it comes to these indecent things.

Xu Xiaole's age is here, endorsement is homework, and he is more interested in the purest thing at the beginning of people. At this moment, listening to the various routines of half-truths and half-blowing with big ears is really eye-opening.

Because of this, the two bridged the estrangement and chatted with friends like friends.

The story on the stage is becoming more and more explicit, and "Liang Zhu" is followed by "Will Be Harmonious", which is also changed beyond recognition. Lin Xiangru and Lian Po became a couple who fell in love and killed each other, but in the end, the misunderstanding was clarified, and the two hugged each other.

Most of the scenes in this play are **** with the upper body and showing off his figure, which is obviously the same intention as Kunban's tulle appearance.