Chapter Seventy-One: The Martial King Lifts the Crown
Two horses, with hooves facing west, carrying Chen Zheng and Wei Wuji, braving the wind and snow and running snot, you say it's not easy! What demons and monsters, what beautiful women paint skins, what swords, mountains and fires, what traps and tricks, as long as you have ideals and carry morality on your shoulders, evil can't beat justice.
After entering Xianyang, Wei Wuji found a non-star luxury hotel in the Warring States period to live in, and did not hesitate to repackage Chen Zheng inside and out. Although Chen Zheng still has short hair, when he wears a high crown, he is also a jade tree with extraordinary instruments.
Wei Wuji arranged Chen Zheng properly, and then got into a carriage and rushed to the Prime Minister's Mansion of the Qin State, instructing Chen Zheng to be calm and not to be impatient, and to wait for good news.
When he arrived at the gate of the Prime Minister's Mansion, Wei Wuji was dumbfounded on the spot, only to see countless envoys from various countries standing next to the rows of carriages, all waiting for the number to be called inside! It is said that some messengers squatted at the door with a boxed lunch the night before, but the strange thing is that the Prime Minister's Mansion does not play cards according to the routine, why? Because I don't know which doorman invented the method, the lottery! If you draw a lucky number every day, you will be met for half an hour, and you will not wait for one more.
Not to mention that a weak country has no diplomacy! Now that Qin Guo is the boss of the seven gourd babies, he can beat whoever he wants to beat if he is unhappy, and the other six younger brothers can not catch up with him!
Sure enough, as soon as the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion opened, a person came out of it, holding a small wooden tube in his hand, and the crowd outside the door hula surrounded him, and his expectant eyes focused on the person.
"Everyone, be quiet and listen to me. Prime Minister Fan Cheng said that in order to reflect openness, fairness and justice, the lucky number must be shaken out in front of everyone. After the man finished speaking, he took out a few bamboo slips from his bosom and put them in a small wooden tube, and then shook them.
With a sound of "bang, bang, bang", a bamboo slip was shaken out, the man picked it up and looked at it with concern, raised the bamboo slip above his head and said: No. 3, the envoy of Yan Kingdom. Is the envoy of the Yan Kingdom here? I didn't come, so I shook the next one!
The crowd instantly raised a hand, and saw the envoy of Yan Kingdom excitedly squeezing out of the crowd, a mouthful of Northeast Mandarin: Borrowed, everyone, I'm sorry, this whole thing, how embarrassing!
The people around were unconvinced, why was it Yan Country yesterday, and today it is still Yan Kingdom, what is the little swallow of Yan Kingdom that made a nest in the Prime Minister of Qin State? ! He is the old Wang Xie Tang Qianyan, and he should fly to the homes of ordinary people, why are he still flying here endlessly? !
Everyone watched the envoys of the Yan Kingdom fly into the gate of the Prime Minister's Mansion, and they drooped their heads one by one, alas! Finally, I have to carry forward my style, so I have to come to the lottery tomorrow.
"I said, why don't we go to King Qin's palace and talk to King Qin?" One person in the crowd asked the other.
"Hey! Do you really not know what, now the state affairs of the Qin State are all made by Prime Minister Fan, and the King of Qin is obedient to this Prime Minister Fan. Are you looking for King Qin? Even if King Qin says that he won't beat you, Prime Minister Fan crooked his lips, then the wild wolves of Qin will have to kill you at your doorstep. Don't say anything, come back tomorrow! ”
In the blink of an eye, Wei Wuji's carriage was left at the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion of the Qin State.
An attendant stood outside the carriage and whispered: Xinlingjun, let's go back first, right?
Wei Wuji sat in the carriage, opened the curtains of the carriage, and said sharply, "What are you going back?!" It's a shame that you've been with me for so long, and you can't even understand this. To give! Malier did it. ”
The entourage took the two golden cakes handed over by Wei Wuji, turned around and walked to the gate of the Prime Minister's Mansion, and pulled the one who had just drawn the number aside and muttered for a while, the two strangers who couldn't hit the eight poles were like brothers who hadn't seen each other for many years at the moment, they were really talking, laughing, fighting, and making trouble, and they didn't pay attention to the pedestrians passing by at all, after all, they were pure and work-related.
After a series of farewell actions such as shaking hands, hugging, kissing the back, and kissing the cheek, the entourage returned to the carriage with a cigarette, and three words popped out of his mouth: Proper drop.
Wei Wuji nodded to his entourage, lowered the curtains of the carriage, and ordered the handlebar, the prince's mansion, and open the way.
The carriage galloped all the way through Xianyang City and came to the front of the Prince's Mansion of the Qin State.
Hearing that Xinling Jun arrived, the prince Yingzhu slapped his face and jumped out, happier than Cao Cao when he saw Xu You!
"Oh, alas, yes, ah, when will Brother Wuji arrive in Xianyang, brother, I miss you!" Yingzhu pulled Wei Wuji's arm and greeted him for a while.
"An Guojun, we really haven't seen each other for many days, and we miss it very much! Brother, I miss you too. No, as soon as I arrived in Xianyang, the first one came to visit An Guojun. Can the seven or eight beauties of Wei that my brother gave to An Guojun still be used? ”
"Brother Wuji saw that his brother was still An Guojun long and An Guojun was short, just call Brother Zhuzi! Hahahaha! Your King Wei is really polite, those seven or eight beauties are all smart, can they not be used! Hurry up, let's have a drink! ”
Walking into the living room of the Prince's Mansion, I saw more than a dozen young and beautiful women standing inside, all of them were charming and moving, and Wei Wuji was also a little flustered and fluttering.
Wei Wuji pointed at the women and said, "What are these?"
Yingzhu pointed with his finger and introduced: Oh, those few are from Qi State, and they are full of roasted cake flavor when they speak, those few are from Yan State, and they have thirteen flavors in one mouth, those few are from Shu County, and they are full of hot pot seasonings, and they are still beauties from Wei State! It's also medium, medium, medium, it's really real!
Wei Wuji was happy, they said that "middle" is not counted, An Guojun, oh no, Brother Zhuzi said "middle", then it is really middle.
Yingzhu beckoned his subordinates to prepare the food and drinks, and then sat there with a long sigh.
Wei Wuji was stunned, what was on Brother Zhuzi's mind?
Yingzhu stared at Wei Wuji and said: Since I became the prince, it is the first time that we have met. Now, when I see you, I think of the past, and I immediately let my blood rush to my brain!
"Oh? Brother Zhu might as well talk about it. ”
Yingzhu said slowly: If you want to say, I don't have anything to do with the position of the prince, and I am happy to be at ease. Which Cheng thought, my hard-working brother stayed well in your Wei Kingdom, and suddenly died in Daliang. Tell me, how good it would be if I had a few more brothers, and my father would not have left me with a son. I don't understand, what's so good about this prince, so many pairs of eyes staring every day, following so many people everywhere he goes, and even talking has to weigh and weigh, I'm almost suffocating! If it weren't for these beauties by my side, I'm afraid my brother would have been depressed a long time ago!
Wei Wuji smiled, when your brother Wang was hostage to the Wei Kingdom, I and my King Wei didn't treat him badly!
Yingzhu nodded again and again, that's that, although my brother is a hostage in your Wei country, the king of Wei and Xinlingjun have nothing to say to him, not only do they entertain him with good wine and food every day, but also let him be the groom every month, and there are mothers-in-law in every village, so much so that I want to go to Wei as a hostage for him. If only he lived, I wouldn't have to be locked up in this prince's mansion to suffer this crime.
You can't say that, now that my brother is the prince of Qin, I will be the king of Qin in the future, who in the whole world dares not to be afraid of my brother, and when the time comes, my brother will order the princes like driving slaves, wouldn't it be happy? !
Yingzhu sighed again and again: Xinlingjun don't make fun of my brother, don't you know me?! This crown prince is a treasure in the eyes of others, but it is a piece of soil in my eyes! What's the point of making the whole world afraid? In the future, he will be the king of Qin, and he will not worry about this or that, he will be full of fighting and killing, and he will not be able to sleep well at night. Instead of having so many worries on the stall, it is better to have a beautiful woman as a companion every day, and have nothing to do to hunt, fight a dog, watch singing and dancing, and drink a drink!
Wei Wuji was secretly happy in his heart, but there was no reaction on his face. I thought to myself, the only successor of the Qin State in front of me said this, it would be the blessing of the six countries in the East! When the prince of Qin was a hostage in Wei, the king of Wei found that the man was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he said sweet words, delicious wine and food, singing and dancing with warblers, and beautiful women like clouds of sugar-coated cannonballs. One prince fell, and another stood up. No matter how powerful the king of your Qin State is and how capable the prime minister is, I will make your future successor a gentleman, squinting, driving a luxury car in a nightclub all day long, haha, no matter what second generation you are, you will become a crying generation. As long as there are no more demons in the Qin State, the good days of the six eastern countries will be longer.
Wei Wuji is still testing Yingzhu: Brother Zhuzi is now in his prime, I heard that there are more than 20 sons alone, and there are countless daughters, so he rushed to this momentum, and he will be the king of Qin in the future, he must be a generation of heroes, don't say such things, you don't pick who to pick the burden of the Qin State?!
Yingzhu smiled bitterly, Xinling Jun doesn't want to make fun of his brother again, the first kings are heroes, and I will be a stubborn master at best. Let's take the first king as an example, what a wise and powerful martial artist, but unfortunately he was killed by Ding. The father has the right-hand men of Prime Minister Fan Cheng and General Bai, who are also popeyes with left hook and right hook. Let's take an analogy, the first king is the fat tiger in Dora A's dream, the father is the little husband, and I am just a big bear.
It turned out that Qin Huiwen Wang Yingsi, who was a merchant in the car split, had several sons, one of whom was the fat tiger Yingdang born to the queen, and the other was the little husband Yingji born to the concubine Mi Bazi.
Ying Dang is also the eldest son of King Qin Huiwen, and he inherited the throne naturally. But this guy is simply possessed by a fat tiger, commanding the tiger and wolf division of the Qin State to rain blood for a while, and blow a bloody wind for a while, and he will definitely snatch all the toys in the world to his own home.
After capturing Yiyang in South Korea, Yingdang personally went to the front line to check the captured various remote-controlled planes and Transformers, and felt that he was not happy after being proud, and heard that the Taimiao Square of the Luoyang Zhou royal family was wide and a good place to play drones, so he led a large group of people to break in without buying tickets. When Yingdang saw the Kyushu Baoding lined up in the Taimiao, he pointed to the nine tripods of "Jing, Liang, Yong, Yu, Xu, Yang, Qing, Yan, Ji", and said that the Dingding of Yongzhou belonged to the Qin State, and even the words "Yingdang came here for a visit" were too lazy to engrave on it, so he wanted to carry the Longwen Chiding home.
The tour guide and docent of the Zhou royal family is not dry, how can you visit the scenic spots so much, come out to travel, the quality of people scribbling "visit here" is low enough, you can be good, which one you look at and carry it home directly, your teacher did not teach you the most basic civilized etiquette? Didn't they teach you the bare minimum of ethics?
Yingdang glared, no, I was punished for standing and calling parents since I was a child, and I was either standing outside the classroom or on the way to call parents during those classes, I haven't heard it, what's wrong?!
The tour guide is also drunk, I see that you haven't heard of it, but you don't take that course if you take the exam.
Yingdang is also anxious, regardless of whether our school has that course or not, this Ding I am going to decide.
The tour guide stretched out his leg and took a step back, stretching out a hand: Since you are so willful, then please, if you can carry this tripod away, you are amazing.
Meng Ben, the strong man brought by Yingdang from the Qin State, couldn't help it on the side, let me try it first! As a result, his eyeballs fell to the ground, and Na Ding was only a little away from the ground.
In order to show that he is the reincarnation of Hercules, and in order to carry Longwen Chiding home to pickle Shaanxi white radish pickles, in the stimulation of the tour guide and Meng Ben's cheering, Yingdang instantly turned into a Hulk, but after carrying Dading, the big pants collapsed, and the eyes oozed blood. The people who followed Qin Guo next to him were so frightened that they hurriedly stepped forward to raise the tripod, and when they looked at it again, Yingdang's right foot seemed to have been stepped on by a peerless master who was unique in ten thousand, and it became a plane geometric pattern.
Poor Yingdang died that night in a howl of pain at the age of twenty-three.
A nation shall not be left without an owner for a day. Yingdang died, and there was no son, and the other brothers began to stage a battle for the heir.
There is a saying in the world: opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared. But the throne is often reserved for the unprepared. Those heirs to the throne who are in full swing and fight to the death often end up being torn off their famous brands and directly out. However, it is those who have fled abroad, have no home to return, and are so hungry that they either eat human flesh or soil, and become the ones who have the last laugh. With the care and help of Wei Ran, the prime minister of Qin, and Zhao Yong, the king of Zhao Wuling, Yingji returned to Qin from the state of Yan, which was full of civil strife and war. Wei Ran has the merit of supporting the establishment, Zhao Yong has the confidence to talk to the Qin State, Yingji has become the king of Qin, and another new drama that everyone is happy to play has begun.
At this moment, Wei Wuji looked at the pillar brother in front of him who fell to the ground and couldn't help himself, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, it seemed that the Qin State after Yingdang and Yingji could stop for a while.
In the back and forth of the rows of maids, the table full of bronzes was filled with meat and wine, and Yingzhu and Wei Wuji raised their bottles to drink and watched the live performance of the Qin Kingdom Dance Troupe.
During the interval between drinking, Wei Wuji asked Yingzhu about the news of the imminent war between Qin and Zhao. Who knew that this pillar brother knew nothing about the war, and he just prevaricated at Wei Wuji, and he couldn't get a word of valuable information out of it.
Wei Wuji saw that this Yingzhu was not pretending to be stupid, but really stupid, so he had no choice but to give up.
While drinking, the gate guard of the Prince's Mansion hurriedly came to Yingzhu, and instantly transformed into a cassette recorder and flew to the table, Yingzhu picked up the headphones and listened, and immediately transformed into a cannon barrel and flew out.
Wei Wuji was stunned on the spot, what kind of work are you doing, is it the Red Spider who has defected again or the Autobots have called? What did Sonic send to Megatron that made him so excited?!