Chapter 64 Compensate me for my carbuncle!
Chapter 64 Compensate me for my carbuncle!
(The day before yesterday, I wrote that Yun Lang told Dongfang Shuo about the stalk of three crops of rice, deliberately colloquialized things, expanded a little, and then secretly looked at the readers' comments, very good, sure enough, there are a lot of criticisms, and see how I came back, the scolding brother is over, when reading this story, first think of Dongfang Shuo's background, this is the ancestor who likes to talk nonsense in the history of our country, I don't know how many times I deceived the emperor.)
The online article is a reader's biggest business, worried that the brother who scolded me suddenly stopped reading it and ran away, so I quickly explained that this is a stalk of Yun Lang and Dongfang Shuo falling in love and killing each other, and it will be mentioned later. )
"Are you going to train Xiaoguang to be your son-in-law?"
Su Zhi threw off his shoes, leaned on the brocade couch, took a bite of a pear, and asked Yunlang.
"You're thinking too much."
"How could I possibly think more? You don't seem to care about anything, you have a smile on everyone, but you're actually the most arrogant person.
You are willing to give a smiley face to someone who has nothing to do with you, because your smiley face is not valuable, and if you give it, you will give it, but it is related to your daughter...... Hmph, you're more protective than a tiger.
You know that there are no young people in the Han country who can be looked at by you, so you are ready to cultivate one yourself, just look at the books that Xiaoguang reads all day to know your mind. ”
"The books Xiaoguang reads are all the knowledge of Northwest Institute of Technology."
"That's right, so Xiaoguang will be another you when you grow up, seriously, you don't have a good impression of Xiaoguang's father and mother at all, the next time someone comes, you can come forward to say hello, and you can talk about marriage in the future."
"It's not that easy to marry my daughter."
"I know that's how it ......"
Su Zhi gave Yun Lang a big roll of his eyes, ate all the pears, wiped his hands casually, turned over and wrapped himself in a blanket to prepare for sleep.
Yun Lang went downstairs and saw his daughter kicking her legs with her waist in her hands, so he beckoned to her, and her daughter got into his arms.
Huo Guang was very painful, because He Chou had people tie his feet and neck and lifted him up hard, it seemed that this child's flexibility would not stop if He Chou You was not fully stretched.
"yes, my father-in-law pulled my leg, it hurts."
"Yeella, your leg will hurt even more."
"I don't want to pull my legs, Xiaoguang told me that he didn't dare to touch his legs when he slept at night, it hurt too much."
"Do you like to learn martial arts?"
"I like it, but I don't like it to hurt."
"I told you at the beginning, practicing martial arts is sinning, you have to practice, or we don't practice anymore, and learn embroidery instead?"
Yunyin's eyes were wide open, she seemed to remember something bad, she broke away from her father's embrace, and ran to He Chouyou's side and said in a milky voice: "Ancestor, I also pull my legs." ”
He Chou hugged Yunyin with a smile on his face and said: "Okay, take your time, pull a little a day, the ancestor guarantees that you will pull it all in ten days, come, let's squat first......"
After Yunyin took a step, He Chou You came to Huo Guang's side, who had completely opened his legs, and stepped on Huo Guang's thigh mercilessly with one foot, even if Huo Guang's painful cold sweat flowed, he would not let go.
"You are a man, the ancestor does not have to be polite to you, the meridians of the whole body are opened, and opening up is the basic requirement of a martial artist.
It's better to hurt now than to be stabbed in the future because of not practicing martial arts. ”
Huo Guang shouted in pain: "Come on, the master is not afraid!" ”
He Chou smiled cruelly: "I like a stubborn child like you the most, practice well, and it's not too late to call yourself a master when you can beat the old man!" ”
Huo Guang originally wanted to be tougher, but seeing He Chou's terrifying face, he swallowed back the following words, just this point, much stronger than his two hundred and five elder brothers, Yun Lang appreciated it very much.
There is no man in front of He Chou You, and even if there is, he would have been killed by him a long time ago, Yun Lang is very sure of this.
In the evening, the Yun family was busy, especially the smell of food wafting from the kitchen, which greatly reduced the labor enthusiasm of the domestic servants.
Lian Jie shrunk into a ball nest on a recliner to bask in the sunset, and when he saw Yun Lang coming, he opened his eyes and said, "The group of domestic servants who followed you at the beginning are no problem!" ”
Yun Lang nodded with relief and said, "This is excellent news, even if something goes wrong, I don't care very much about the rest." ”
"There are people sent by His Majesty......"
"I know, you just need to tell me who it is, and let him continue to live happily in the Yun Clan."
"Alas, I just found out how much your majesty attaches great importance to you, I have only found three so far, thinking about their status and errands, I think there should be two more, one family has five embroidered messenger secret agents, and the Manchang Changyun clan is still the first."
Yun Lang held down and struggled to get up and said: "Take your time, don't worry, don't let people target you, before the Yun clan, before attacking the enemy, you must first protect yourself."
One life for one life is a great loss for the Yun clan.
I hope that everyone can live such a good life for a long time, preferably until the end of life, when we can close our eyes without regrets. ”
Yun Lang's words were very sincere, and Lian Jie listened very carefully, and nodded slowly: "No one cares about a good guy." ”
"I'll wait until you're old and dead, when I'm going to put you in a box-like coffin."
"The box is a little bigger, and I want to grow taller in the next life, and I don't want to be a human ball."
People who have suffered will involuntarily pin their good hopes on the cycle of life.
And there were too many such people in the Han Dynasty, perhaps, this is the reason why Buddhism began to appear in the Han Dynasty.
Of course, the most important thing is Zhang Qian, Su Wu and others opened the closed window for the Han people, broadened people's horizons, and finally let foreign things gradually enter the life of the Han people.
When night came, it was time for the Yun family to eat, and people gathered from all directions in twos and threes to get the same meal from the same kitchen.
Only when delicious meals enter the stomach can you truly feel the beauty of life, therefore, Yun's kitchen has always had the status of a holy place in the hearts of Yun's people.
Song Qiao came back before dinner, and her whole body was full of energy, making Yun Lang and Su Zhi constantly guess what good things had happened to her.
Su Zhi has always been doing things to cheat people and make money, and the eldest woman of the Yun family only does good things to add glory to the clan.
Seeing that Song Qiao ate two large bowls of rice in a row, and also lovingly stuffed the fat slices in his bowl into the tiger's mouth, which was rare before.
Yun Lang was confused and accompanied them to finish eating, and finally returned to the room, so he hurriedly asked.
"What, you met a beautiful man?"
"Boom!"
"Have you met two beautiful men?"
"Get out of here!"
"I see you smiling, with a spring in the corners of your eyes, except for the explanation of meeting a beautiful man, it's hard to imagine anything else that can make you so happy."
Song Qiaosong stretched out her bun, shook her head slightly, her long black hair suddenly fell like a waterfall, and she glanced at her husband coquettishly, and then crossed the low table like a barefoot deer, came to the tall bookshelf, took out a thick roll of bamboo slips, spread them on the ground, and then carefully copied the words on the bamboo slips on the paper.
"True Arts? This is the secret of your Xuanji City, what are you going to do? ”
"Perfect him!"
"Got a new insight?"
Hearing Song Qiao say this, Yun Lang immediately became interested, and continuing to write "True Technique" can only show that Song Qiao has made new discoveries in medicine.
Song Qiao saw that her husband was very curious, so she put down the brush and said: "After you left today, a woman came, she led an eight-year-old girl, this girl is young, she has not yet come to the geranium, but the pain in the lower abdomen is terrible.
This symptom has lasted for three days, and by the time I arrived at the hospital, I was in a semi-comatose state.
After the concubine carefully probed the pulse, she ruled out colic, and thought it was an intestinal carbuncle, because the girl's right lower abdomen pain was the most obvious.
Husband, you also know that once the intestinal carbuncle attacks, it is a mortal disease, if the concubine does not move, the girl will not live for three days, the concubine can not stand the woman's pleading, so she boldly cut the girl's lower abdomen, according to the human body diagram drawn by Su Zhi, successfully found the location of the intestinal carbuncle, and according to the technique described by the husband, the affected area was removed, and then the sheep intestine suture was used to suture the mouth and drain the fluid.
When the concubine came back, the girl had already woken up, and after handing over to the nurse, the concubine went home, and the girl's pulse was stable, and if the wound did not fester, she was 90% sure that she would survive. ”
Su Zhi, who was squatting outside the door and eavesdropping, slammed open the door and shouted at Song Qiao in surprise: "You actually cured the carbuncle of the intestines?" ”
Song Qiao raised his head proudly and laughed, "Who told you and your husband to leave me alone to see the mountain view?" It's called Heaven has eyes! ”
Su Zhi immediately went crazy, and his fist rained down on Yun Lang's body and said unreasonably: "You accompany me to the carbuncle!" ”
Yun Lang rolled his eyes and said: "There are many patients with intestinal carbuncles, but most of them have been harmed by quacks and treated indiscriminately as other diseases, resulting in suppuration in the cecum, polluting the abdominal cavity, and finally dying of pain." ”
"I don't care, you can find me one back tomorrow."
Yun Lang finally controlled Su Zhi's hands and feet, and smiled at Song Qiao: "Congratulations to everyone Song, from now on, the name of a miracle doctor will finally fall on my Yun family." ”
Song Qiao stood up and playfully learned from the man's hand: "Thank you Yunhou for making a name for a certain family." ”
Su Zhi poked his head out of Yun Lang's arms and shouted angrily, "The method of cutting the carbuncle was my brainstorm. ”
Song Qiao spread his hands and smiled: "Yes, I was the first to implement it." ”
So, Su Zhi went crazy again and bit Yun Lang's arm...... She felt like she had dissected so many corpses for nothing......
After the commotion was over, he lay on Song Qiao's bed on all fours and didn't leave, Song Qiao smiled, and while he still remembered the whole process of the operation, he calmed down and carefully recorded what he saw, heard, and thought.
Yun Lang has no taboos about sleeping with three people...... And this night was not fragrant at all.
As long as Yun Lang and Song Qiao had eye contact, she would go crazy, lie between the two and start kicking wildly.