Chapter 61: The Emperor is Happy
Outside the imperial dining room, a huge crocodile was lying there, no longer lifeless.
Li Er was alarmed, Princess Li Mingda of Jinyang was alarmed, and the black-bellied prince Li Zhi was also alarmed, as for those princes who had not yet been separated and the princesses who had not yet been married, they were also alarmed, such as Li Zhen, King of Yue, Li Shen, King Ji, Li Fu, King of Zhao, Li Ming, Princess Gaoyang, Princess Changshan, Princess Xincheng and some women that Cheng Chubi didn't know.
The Li family is good at everything, it is sex, Li Shimin's countless wives and concubines are not enough, all the women he likes are trying to get into the harem, it is said that a certain talented woman is just eight years old, he was called into the palace, and now some of his harem are the concubines of the hidden prince Li Jiancheng, some are Li Yuanji's wives, and some of them are the wives and daughters of his enemies. This guy has a really big heart, and he is not afraid of a woman with a grudge stabbing him to death.
The big crocodile is indeed a very rare thing in this era, although everyone has seen it, but it is definitely the first time that they have come close so closely. Just like in later generations, although lions and tigers are often seen in the zoo, if someone suddenly catches a tiger in the mountain, it will definitely attract the whole village to his house to see the rarity, not to mention the tiger, even if it is a wild boar and a monkey, it can attract the attention of the whole village.
"Is this beast the legendary Jiao?" Li Shimin took a step forward and sighed: "It's really a huge thing." ”
"Sage, this ...... This is not Jiao. Cheng Chubi hurriedly stood up and said.
"Huh?" Li Shimin squinted at Cheng Chubi, and the style of the leaders who said the wrong thing and was pointed out by their subordinates in later generations was exactly the same.
"Saint, this is Jiaoye." Li Zhong hurriedly stood up, and then kicked Cheng Chubi's leg.
"This is a big crocodile, a bay crocodile, what could it be." Cheng Chubi said in a low voice, ancient bay crocodiles are very common, especially in the south, which used to be a pest, and can only be seen in foreign countries in later generations.
"Humph!" Li Shimin snorted coldly rather dissatisfied, and then left with a group of concubines, and the others who had been waiting next to him for a long time hurried forward.
"Pony pony, did you hunt this Jiao?" Er'er came to Cheng Chubi's side and asked with admiration.
"That's right, this is a predator who has been doing evil in Kunchi and is ready to turn into a Jiao, and today I happened to meet this horse, ho, how can this horse let this guy go?" Cheng Chubi suddenly looked energetic, without Li Er's presence, he immediately talked to the wild horse that had been scattered, and said endlessly: "At that time, I asked why this evil Jiao did evil in Kunchi, and the harmful children didn't dare to go to Kunchi to play, I didn't expect this evil Jiao to stare at me with big nostrils, and then pounced on a certain with a wagging tail." ”
As he spoke, he also made a hungry tiger pounce on food, which frightened the little girls next to him to scream again and again.
Cheng Chubi continued, and said: "At that time, a certain angry person rushed to the crown, and rushed up directly, rushing up first came a dragon in the eighteen palms of the dragon descending Kanglong regretted, and then a six-vein divine sword, which directly hit Da Jiao's head, you see, the wound on Da Jiao's head is the six-vein divine sword that hit a certain one. ”
This group of little children looked at Cheng Chubi, and they were immediately full of admiration, amazing, this Cheng Pony is simply too powerful, really amazing.
Listening to Cheng Chubi's words, the corners of Li Zhong's mouth, who was standing next to him, couldn't help but move, this guy is really good at nonsense, obviously the first person who wanted to run when you saw a crocodile was yourself, just now you said it was a crocile, but now it has become a Jiao.
"You'er, you're angry, eating the meat of this big Jiao can nourish your body and replenish your qi, eating more can make you stronger, you wait here, I'll give you stewed Jiao soup now." Cheng Chubi walked towards the imperial dining room with a smile, then took out an extremely sharp kitchen knife, came to the thigh of the big crocodile, and cut off about a catty.
Then I found a jar inside, washed the fish and stewed it, there were not many ingredients in it, that is, some salt, but soon a strong aroma spread.
After waiting for almost half an hour, Cheng Chubi walked out of it with two bowls of broth, this crocodile meat is white, it is between fish and pork, take a bite, it is quite delicious.
"Come on, son, this is delicious." Cheng Chubi handed one bowl to Yu'er, and the other bowl was eaten by himself, he had been busy for so long, and he hadn't eaten yet, not to mention that this time it was crocodile meat.
It's a pity, but it would be even better if you stew ginseng, cordyceps, etc.
"Gollum ......"
Suddenly, only a sound was heard, and Cheng Chubi followed the sound to look over, and it was Li Zhi's little guy who was staring at Cheng Chubi's bowl and drooling, and there were some royal little children like him.
"Want to eat?" Cheng Chubi asked.
"Eun." Li Zhi and the others nodded hurriedly, these guys are still young, although they are trying very hard to make a little adult, but children are children after all, even if they are royal children, they are children.
"Gurgling...... Cheng Chubi ate the crocodile meat in the bowl with three strokes and two clicks, and then looked at the group of bear children and said, "You want to eat and say it early, you see, you only said after I finished eating, where is it now?" ”
Hearing Cheng Chubi's words, many people were really aggrieved in their hearts, and even Li Zhi's face showed a trace of grievance, this black-bellied little guy is not Tang Gaozong now.
"Okay, teasing you, you wait, I'll go stew a pot of Jiao meat for you now. Eat slowly, don't worry. Cheng Chubi smiled slightly, then turned around and walked towards the imperial study, hearing Cheng Chubi's words, the people present showed excitement one by one.
Cheng Chubi looked at these bear children, and couldn't help but sigh secretly, it was so good when he was young, there were not so many intrigues, and it would be good if these guys could still be like this when they grew up.
After cutting more than a dozen catties of crocodile meat, Cheng Chubi found an iron pot and stewed it, and soon the air was filled with a strong smell of meat, Cheng Chubi quickly took out a piece, and then tasted it, I ate it too fast just now and didn't taste it.
"Cheng Yuma, are you okay with this soup?" Li Zhong walked in and asked.
"Okay, what?"
"Give a bowl to the saint."
"Your Majesty also eats crocodile meat?"
"This is the flesh."
"It's a crocodile, what kind of Jiao, just coax a child, and a certain is not a child, and I can't tell the difference between a Jiao and a crocodile?" Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes and said.
Li Shimin is still quite good as an emperor, as long as what you say makes sense, he will not care about you very much, if it is those emperors in later generations, Wei Heizi doesn't know how many times he has been cut. Those courtiers who followed him to conquer the world, as long as you don't rebel, your descendants will be prosperous and rich.