"Oh, my old man is vulgar, don't laugh at me. I believe you must have heard of the saying that a person has obtained the Tao chicken dog ascends to heaven, let me tell you, the person in a high position, there is always a large number of chickens and dogs around him, chickens, it is a woman, it is eager to take the initiative to send x hugs, dogs, it is better to understand, it is the dog legs raised by the big people, from time to time for their masters, to do that dirty business......"

"Understood. Uncle, you have a point, it is indeed the case, the rich are rich and the poor are so poor. ”

And those "emperors" who are in high positions have made a big absurdity of "why not eat minced meat".

Wu Zhi thought for a while and said, "Uncle Wang, that's the case, I think you still have to listen to Uncle Pan's advice." ”

The old dynasty was stunned and said, "What do you mean?" Call me a grandson? Master Bao said, you can be good in the face of good people, but you must not be in the face of evil people, you take a step back, he deceives. If they dare to come again, they must first ask about my knife. ”

"Uncle, your knife ......"

"This knife of mine was used when I followed Master Bao, I don't know how many thieves have cut off their heads, and how many wicked people's blood have been drunk, although it is not a good treasure knife, but I believe it is enough to deal with this kind of scum old man......"

"Uncle, I mean your knives are rusty......"

"The knife is rusty, how good it is to sharpen it with the head of a wicked man!" The old dynasty really deserves to be a good man.

"But, Uncle Wang, your meal is so good, and your mood should be cheerful, since this is the case, you should be open-minded, there is no need to fight with that kind of villain."

"Why, you think I'm an old man and useless? I'll tell you, the knife is rusty, but my brain isn't rusty......"

"Uncle, don't worry, I mean to say, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood. Even if it's Lord Bao, I don't see him blindly doing it, right? ”

"Okay, you say, what should I do?"

"Cool office."

"What is a cool office?"

"Simple. You listen to me, three steps. The first step is called procrastination. You invite a mother-in-law or a tooth man to take the initiative to visit and tell Zhang Shouchu and Mrs. Yu that it was really impulsive to cut people just now, and they don't want to make a big deal anymore, so the two sides simply ordered, you give up the shop, and they will calm down. From now on, everyone will go to the sky, and they will go their own way. Otherwise, it's a big deal to break up in two, and the swords and soldiers will meet each other......"

"You let me give up the shop? No, it's absolutely not going to work. Why do you think I'm doing this? Do you think I don't let it for money? I'm in it for one breath. Heaven and earth have righteousness, why do we ordinary people do a good job, but we always have to make way for those who are officials? ”

"I know. Uncle, you are for a breath, without this breath, it is no different from death. You don't want to be the walking dead, that's why you don't want to swallow that foul breath. But will you listen to me before you decide whether or not to do it? ”

“……”

"As I said, the first step is to procrastinate. The mother-in-law or tooth man who is called is very important, the attitude must be resolute, to let them know your determination, uncle, you want to shop, it is very simple, you have to be civilized, if it is a martial arts, no one is afraid of anyone. If you dare to touch me, I will have to ask you to pull out the skin and break the tendons, and it will never make you feel better, so that the shop will belong to him, and the cloth and silk in it will also belong to him, but he will need a few days of grace, so that you two old men can find a place to move......"

"The satin belongs to him too?" The old dynasty blew his beard and glared.

"To Him, of course to Him, all to Him." Wu Zhi looked at the old dynasty and said with a smile: "Uncle, what are you anxious about, anyway, it's just an empty promise, and it may not really belong to him, what's wrong with being generous?" ”

"And then?"

Then comes the second step, which is called Liangban. You agreed with Zhang's mansion to move out when you found the next place, and then closed the shop, and even if he came to the king, Lao Tzu would not open the door. ”

"Aren't you doing business yet?"

"If you don't do it, you'll be a ghost. Post a notice directly at the door, explaining that you want to transfer the shop to Zhangfu, pay attention, there is a little article here, and you must let the people who have read the notice find out between the lines, that is, the transfer of the shop is not something you are willing to do, but completely forced, you are also involuntarily, forced to do so, but there is a mouth, there is a weak heart, although the heart is painful, but have to ......"

"Why is that?"

"Looking for help!"

"Looking for help?"

"That's right. After posting the notice, remember not to care about anything, and must maintain the principle of coolness: "You don't know, these days, the world is very polarized, and the gap between the rich and the poor does not know how huge and huge it is. It is the same life, but everyone does not have the same life. Some people work hard all their lives, but they live at the bottom, taste the heat and coldness of the world, read all the people's hearts, and live a life of cold and warm self-knowledge, and some people live happily for a lifetime, as if living in the clouds, like the stars holding the moon, and there are chickens and dogs everywhere around them......"

"What is a chicken dog?" , as a handshake shopkeeper. It's like it's none of my business, waiting to watch the fire from the other side......"

"Watching the fire from the other side?"

"Yes. If the second step can be successful, then you can smoothly move to the third step, and the third step is called reversal. ”

"Reversed?"

"Yes. As long as the cool office has worked wonders, it's time for us to reverse it. At this time, all you have to do is report to the officer. ”

"The county officials are all dead on the job, what else do you report to the officials? Don't you know that Zhang Shouchu is a new official? ”

"I know. He's a thousand-family, but so what. I've heard that the new prefectural order is coming down soon, and it may be a clean official. You go up with a complaint and go to court with Zhang Shouchu, as long as you win the lawsuit, forgive him and never dare to mess around in the future......"

"But what if the second step doesn't work out?"

"If it doesn't work out, then the odds of the third step will be cut in half. But it doesn't matter, even if you don't live for a lifetime, it seems to live in the clouds, like the stars holding the moon, surrounded by chickens and dogs...... "If you can win, it's not too late to choose the next step." If you want to back down or fight hard...... In short, things are man-made, and there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain......"

Wu Zhizhi point to the end.

The "......" dynasty is in deep thought.

"How's it going, Uncle Wang? Do you fight hard with them, or do you take a detour for a while, and when the time comes, you can kill them again? ”

"Okay, I'll listen to you. Kill them one back with a rifle! Wang Chao slapped his thigh and made a decision.

"Okay." Wu Zhi smiled: "Remember, the most important part of these three moves is the second step, Liangban." Only when you hold your breath can you control the enemy. ”

"Understood. Anyway, I've been with Master Bao and Mr. Gongsun for so many years, and I know a little bit about these Wendou strategies......" The old dynasty stroked his beard and smiled.