The eldest brother-in-law stood up and rolled up his arms and sleeves, and yelled at the Korean centurion: "Who are you, you? Who are you going to? Do you know what this place is not for you? Do you know who I am and not you? Why are you so arrogant? ”

Chen Zheng hurriedly blocked in the middle: "Brother-in-law, you are angry, I see that you have a very violent temper, why do you have a color on your face?" Could it be that you have a peerless master in this house? ”

The eldest brother-in-law glared at Chen Zheng: "Who are you?" What are you doing? Who is your eldest brother-in-law? Are you nosy? Believe it or not, I'll kill you? ”

"Look at you, eldest brother-in-law, why are you still in a hurry? Don't be anxious, you see that your eyes have been painted with dark circles, and if you are in a hurry, you should have corns. ”

The eldest brother-in-law jumped up: "Okay, you kid, see if I don't kill you!" As he spoke, he was about to swing his fist at him.

"him!"

With the order of the centurion, the South Korean special combat team rushed up and took down the eldest brother-in-law on the spot.

"Leave it all! What the hell? Do you know this is the eldest brother-in-law? Chen Zheng was also anxious: "Didn't you see that the eldest brother-in-law has been hurt?" Why can't you bear to do it with your eldest brother-in-law? You let go of the eldest brother-in-law, let the eldest brother-in-law give me a look in the eyes for a while, and I will be a companion to the eldest brother-in-law. Let go! ”

After the eldest brother-in-law was let go, he was also blindsided, and stood there and hesitated: "Brother, it's interesting!" Do we know each other? Why do I see you so raw? ”

Chen Zheng stepped forward and arched his hand: "Eldest brother-in-law, I came from the Mansion of Mi Chen and Mi Gongzi, and made a special trip to visit the eldest sister and eldest brother-in-law." No, it brought a little greeting gift, and it was not a tribute. After speaking, Chen Zheng waved his hand and motioned to the centurion to carry the box on the carriage.

The eldest brother-in-law walked over and opened the lid to take a look, oops! The dark circles on his eyes fell to the ground on the spot, and he hurriedly picked them up and put them back.

"You, who do you say you are?" The eldest brother-in-law began to stutter when he spoke.

"Haha! I was introduced by my eldest brother-in-law's brother-in-law. ”

"What are you? Who are you? ”

"Oh~! My surname is Lu, and this box of gold and a box of jewelry were given to my eldest sister and eldest brother-in-law. ”

The eldest brother-in-law pointed to the box: "You mean, these treasures still have my share?" ”

"Of course, who made you the eldest brother-in-law!"

As soon as Chen Zheng's words fell, the eldest brother-in-law pounced in front of a box and picked up a few gold cakes and stuffed them into his sleeves.

When Chen Zheng asked again why the eldest brother-in-law was outside the mansion, the eldest brother-in-law was just stumbling and didn't say why.

Chen Zheng vaguely guessed something, and patted his eldest brother-in-law on the shoulder: "Don't care if the eldest brother-in-law has any grievances, leave it to me, and I'll help you get it done in minutes." ”

Just as Chen Zheng beckoned the centurion to carry the box and was about to knock on the door, the eldest brother-in-law pulled Chen Zheng aside: "I said this Brother Lu, I think you are also a real person, the eldest brother-in-law reminds you, your eldest sister, I like others to praise her beautiful, remember?" I see that you have brought so many treasures, there must be something big to ask her, remember the words of the eldest brother-in-law, but I can only help here. Those golden cakes, you see? ”

"Don't worry, brother-in-law, I understand! Isn't there any gold cake in the box? The eldest brother-in-law is so righteous to me, can I sell the eldest brother-in-law?! ”

The eldest brother-in-law patted Chen Zheng on the shoulder: "It's interesting!" ”

"Bang bang bang..."

After a knock on the door, a doorman poked his head out, looked at Chen Zheng, looked at the two boxes, and closed the door again without saying a word.

What's going on?!

In the blink of an eye, the door opened again.

"Madame, please." There was arrogance in the doorman's tone.

Chen Zheng thought to himself, and he didn't ask me who I was, so he invited me in, is this inviting me in? Or do you want a box?

I followed the doorman all the way into the living room, huh? Why is there no one?

The Korean centurion led the people to carry the box into the living room, leaned over and said, "Master Lu, today's work can make our brothers tired enough, since it has been sent to the place, can we evacuate?" ”

Chen Zheng felt helpless for a while, although he was reluctant, he still arched his hand: "Okay, when my brother Han arrives in Xianyang, I will invite you to drink." Take care, don't send it slowly! ”

Looking at the disappearing backs of the South Korean special combat soldiers, a sense of loneliness enveloped Chen Zheng again, you guys got out, my grandmother's homework hasn't been finished today!

Wait, wait, Chen Zheng stood for half an hour before he saw two maids slowly appearing with an eldest sister in their arms.

Look at the eldest sister again, to say the least, she has a weight of two hundred and fifty pounds, the whole body of a standard gas tank, and the heavy makeup on her face is a mess.

Look at the two maids again, not to mention the third-level wind, a meter away can blow them into the air, and the face looks even more miserable, maybe it is the masterpiece of a plastic surgeon.

Chen Zheng thought to himself, did I go to the wrong door? My sister looks like this, has Mrs. Huayang's genes mutated? Otherwise, how could Yingzhu be loved to death?!

"Dare to ask, you, are you the eldest sister Mi?"

The eldest sister didn't even raise her eyelids, picked up a bronze mirror on the table in front of her, and took a photo.

Chen Zheng had chest tightness and shortness of breath for a while, don't take a picture of his grandmother! That bronze mirror is a demon mirror in your hand.

A maid standing behind the eldest sister spoke: "Presumptuous! Sister Mi is also what you can call? ”

The other maid continued, "Yes! Is that what you can call too? ”

Chen Zheng remembered the reminder of his eldest brother-in-law, and said with a smile: "You can't call Sister Mi, then I'll call you beautiful, right?" ”

A maid said, "What nonsense are you talking about?" ”

Another said, "Yes! What are the eight paths? ”

The eldest sister sitting in the middle coughed, turned around and looked at the two maids: "Isn't what this son said wrong?" ”

The two maids were stunned for a moment, and one of them hurriedly changed his words: "Yes! My wife is a great beauty. ”

Not far behind, the other was not far behind: "Yes! It's great beauty. ”

Chen Zheng smiled secretly in his heart, Mi Chen's two sisters are surnamed Mi, and it is more appropriate to call them Da Mi Grains and Er Mi Grains.

The eldest sister stared at the bronze mirror and floated out: "This son, tell you the truth, am I beautiful?" ”

Chen Zheng clutched his chest and almost retched.

"Huh? What does it mean that Childe is holding his chest? A maid pointed with her hand.

"That's right! What does it mean to hold your chest? ”

"Two beauties, I am saying in my conscience that Madame is really full of personality and very good-looking. But I have a small suggestion, if Madame combs two big braids on her head, it is super invincible Hot Wheels, and untying the braids is the Egyptian storm, which is now popular in the Western Regions. ”

"Oh? Has this son been to the Western Regions? No wonder the words are weird. Childe, please sit down, what are you looking for me? Only then did the eldest sister remove the bronze mirror from her eyes and look at Chen Zheng twice.

"Madame, won't you ask me who I am?"

"Hey! There were so many people who came to me for an errand that I couldn't remember any of them, so I simply stopped asking. Tell me, what do you want to do with my sister and brother-in-law? I see that you brought two large boxes, and you look very sincere, it must not be a simple matter. ”

Chen Zheng looked at it, this eldest sister was a second-class dealer, or simply a broker, which means that this kind of person himself has no ability, and he is known to the outside world as having a hard relationship and a wide range of roads, there is no yamen that cannot be entered, there is nothing that cannot be done, in the final analysis, it is still to talk with money. If you give money to this kind of person, it will be a bottomless pit for throwing money, and after all the boasting and promises, what about the money? It's spent. What's going on? It's a mess.

The broker is sometimes a middleman who earns the difference and has empty gloves for the white wolf, and sometimes he is a "civilized" bandit who cares about killing and burying it. In fact, this kind of person is more hateful than a robber who fights with open fire, because sometimes, when you are robbed by him, you have to say: Thank you!

It seems that the eldest sister in front of her relied on the banner of the prince and her sister to do a lot of business without capital and profit, sitting on the ground and collecting money.

However, for what Chen Zheng wants to do, the more undisciplined and bottomless the other party is, it is not a good thing.

Chen Zheng wanted to ask the eldest brother-in-law outside the door first, but after thinking about it, it was better to get down to business first.

"Great beauty, oh no, ma'am, can we talk alone?"

The eldest sister turned her head and glanced at the two maids, who moved to the box, opened it and looked at it, and then floated back to the main seat, muttering in the eldest sister's ear for a while.

The bronze mirror in the eldest sister's hand instantly fell on the table, rubbed her eyes to look at the box, and then at Chen Zheng, and gently raised a hand: "You two stand down." ”

The two maids glanced at Chen Zheng, twisted the waist of the water snake and disappeared.

"Childe, please take a seat, what do you say your name is?"

Seeing the eldest sister in this situation, Chen Zheng was already full of confidence in his heart, and after finding a seat and sitting down, he arched his hand: "My surname is Lu Mingbuwei, but he is a merchant who sells jewelry, and this time he made a special trip from Zhao to meet his wife." ”

"Lü Buwei? From the country of Zhao? Isn't it that King Zhao is afraid that our Qin State will send troops and send you to intercede? Say! I will transfer the two boxes you brought to the crown prince, and let the prince intercede with the king of Qin, maybe the king of Qin will look at my brother-in-law's face, and the matter between Qin and Zhao will be written off. As for the eldest sister, I don't want a golden cake, I just think it's just for the sake of Qin Guo and fewer people to die and do good deeds. But there is one sentence that we have to make clear, it is already a big face for my brother-in-law to say a word to King Qin, but whether he can get things done or not is between the two. If you want the prince to come forward and say something, leave the box and go back to wait for the letter. If you say that this is a must-do, the box will be moved, and it will be indefinite. Lu Gongzi, you can do it yourself! ”

Ah? This eldest sister is really proficient in routines, and she doesn't leak a drop of water in and out of her words, she swallowed two boxes of jewelry alone, not to mention, and said that she gave it to the prince and didn't take a penny herself, even if it can't be done, it's so regret, you think you're unlucky!

Unless, you want to go to the Prince's Mansion to find a draw in person.

"Madame misunderstood, I didn't come this time for the affairs of Qin and Zhao, but for Madame."

"Oh~? There are more people coming to me for errands, and for the first time I heard that I am here. Lu Gongzi, you make your words clearer. ”

"Madam, you said that there are too many people to come to you for business, do you know why not?"

"Do you need to talk about that? Isn't it that my brother-in-law is the crown prince, and my sister is the future queen! ”

Chen Zheng high-fived and said: "Madame is not only outstanding in appearance, but also a smart and understanding person in Bingxue. But..."

The eldest sister was stunned: "But what? ”

"Ma'am, is it safe to speak with you?" Chen Zheng looked around.

"Childe, don't worry, there is no safer place in Xianyang City than me."

"Oops! Madame, why did you faint? Chen Zheng suddenly burst out.

The eldest sister was startled, what's the situation?

Sure enough, the two maids ran out from the side.

"Madame, what's wrong with you?"

"yes, what's wrong?"

The eldest sister looked at Chen Zheng embarrassedly, twisted her face and scolded: "Get out!" Get away from the old lady. ”

Silence returned to the hall.

"Master Lu, your routine is also very deep!"

"Hehe, the city routine is deep, I come from the countryside, in order not to go back to the village, be more careful, this is also a last resort."

The eldest sister gave a thumbs up: "I just like to deal with people like you." Where did you just go? ”

"Madam, is there a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not?"

The eldest sister's eyes swept over the box: "Don't sell it, if you have something to say, there is a fart, uh..., hold it." ”

"Madam, you just said that your brother-in-law is the crown prince of Qin, that is, the future king of Qin, which is not bad at all. But can your sister be the queen? I don't think that's a real deal. ”

The eldest sister's eyes widened: "My sister can't be the queen, can she still let someone else be the queen?" Joke! ”

"As far as I know, Madame's sister doesn't have a son, right?"

"Huh? How do you know? ”

"Madame, think about it, in the future, your brother-in-law will be the king of Qin, so who will be the prince? Although the crown prince is very fond of your sister now, but when the prince is on the throne in the future, your sister can only get a horse next to the queen's throne. On that day, I can guarantee that the people who come to Madame for an errand will not come once or two a year, and the name must be remembered clearly. ”

The eldest sister's head was sweating: "That, that, then what do you say?" ”

When Chen Zheng saw it, he was sweating? With this IQ, the head is so white, and the neck is so thick.

"Madam, the solution is very simple, as long as you convey a few words to your sister, I will ensure that there will be an endless stream of people coming to you."

"What's the matter, Childe say it quickly!"

"Madam, what is this woman most afraid of? Isn't it just that sooner or later, you will become old and yellow and be disliked! If you just rely on your appearance to be lovable, then you will have nothing to rely on for the rest of your life. Now the prince bows down to your sister and obeys his words, but the two of them have not given birth to a son, in my opinion, why don't your sister find a person who is both virtuous and filial among the prince's more than 20 sons, and he will rely on Mrs. Huayang to be the prince and the king of Qin in the future, your Mi family is not as good as the sun in Xianyang, and the threshold of the eldest sister's family will have to be repaired every few days. ”

"Huh? Why don't you say it, keep talking, I'll listen! ”

"Alright! Your sister is now in front of the prince with 10,000 sentences, if you wait until she is disliked and keeps the empty house alone, the prince will not listen to 10,000 sentences. When I was selling jewelry in Handan, I heard that the son of Qin, Yiren, was sent to Zhao as a hostage since he was a child, and he was in the middle of your brother-in-law's son, and his mother was not welcomed. If your sister recognizes him as a son and asks the prince to give him a name, then won't he be moved by your family for a lifetime! Sister, what do you say? ”

The eldest sister slapped the table and pointed at Chen Zheng: "I see that you are not selling jewelry at all, you are a seller of insurance." ”

"Oops! How can the eldest sister say the same thing as Yang Quanjun? I'm from your brother's mansion, maybe he's enlightening your sister in the prince's mansion right now! ”

"Okay, you wait, ah, you wait!"

Chen Zheng was taken aback, what am I waiting for?

"I'm going to find my sister."

"If this matter is done, the eldest sister will remember to ask your sister to give me a certificate, so that I can take it back to Handan, so that the inhuman son will also be happy." In fact, what Chen Zheng was thinking about was how to make Zhao Ji happy and convinced, and live with another person with all her heart.

"Eldest sister, I take the liberty of asking, is that uncle outside the door the eldest brother-in-law? His eyes...? Chen Zheng pointed to his handsome eyes.

The eldest sister scolded and said, "You mean the one who is not angry." Lu Gongzi, you give me a comment, everything here and outside depends on me to maintain, even if he can't help, he even dares to hide private money, you say, does he deserve to be beaten? ”

"I think the eldest brother-in-law is so honest and personal, the eldest sister misunderstood, right?"

"Misunderstanding? Okay, with you here today, I'll call him in and let him say yes? ”

The eldest sister walked to the courtyard and shouted, and after a while, the eldest brother-in-law came over with his head down.

I saw the eldest sister pointing at the eldest brother-in-law's nose and scolding: "Who do you think you are, you? Are your wings stiffened? Do you dare to do it and still dare to admit you? Are you spending a lot of time drinking outside behind my back? ”

The eldest brother-in-law squirmed: "I, I didn't." ”

"I don't admit it yet! Today, in front of this Lu Gongzi, I will convince you. Come on, search for me! ”