Chapter 311: Oba Bear

One ps: It's the end of the month, ask for tickets. Starting tomorrow, let's pick up the pace!

When he heard the title "Bane the Pig Slayer", the mud on the young guard's face could not hide his embarrassment.

"Hahahaha......" "That's a good title!" "Bane, this is for you!"

The guards burst into laughter, and the scene was filled with joy for a moment.

"Woo-woo-woo-"

At this time, the stupid bear behind Edward and the others also seemed to sense the pleasantness of the atmosphere, or that his own existence was being ignored, and couldn't help but roar loudly.

These two roars were indeed very attention-grabbing, but for a moment, the joyous atmosphere between the scenes was gone.

The guards turned pale with fright, trembled hands and feet, and one by one they picked up their weapons in intermittent panic, preparing to protect the safety of His Majesty.

The two girls were also frightened and bloodless, and hurriedly pulled Edward's clothes and ran forward with some trembling, their steps unsteady.

Seeing the guards looking fully armed and nervous, Edward waved his hand gently, "Don't worry, it's just my new pet!" Don't make such a fuss! ”

Hearing this, the hearts of the guards suddenly fell a lot, but the muskets and bows and arrows in their hands still did not put down, obviously, such a behemoth of scale is something that individuals will naturally be afraid of, human nature.

The two maids beside him pounced on Edward with a disgraced face, and in his ears, a strong voice blamed him.

In front of so many people, Edward generously patted them on the back, and after whispering a few words, the two of them wiped their tears delicately and stepped back behind him.

"Come here—" Edward said, turning to look at the stupid bear with his mouth wide open and drooling.

The stupid bear tilted his head, as if in memory, and after a few seconds, he walked slowly on his short, thick limbs.

Then he looked up and looked at Edward with a wistful expression, saliva flowing from between his sharp teeth like a stream.

Seeing this, Edward reluctantly moved his footsteps, searching among the prey of the guards, and when he found a rabbit, he looked back and saw that the stupid bear's hair stood on end, his eyes widened, his limbs erected, his mouth opened slightly, and he kept growling forward.

Seeing this, Edward still didn't understand that the stupid bear regarded the bloody boar as an enemy, so he made a vigilant statement.

"A stupid bear is a stupid bear, can't you even see that people can't die anymore? Sure enough, the art is not perfect, it is so hanging! ”

Edward shook his head, convinced by the stupid bear.

He picked up a rabbit in his left hand, walked up to the boar, kicked the boar lying on the ground with his right foot, and then said, "Come here—"

Stupid Bear hesitated for a moment, tilted his head, and walked over step by step, the speed inversely proportional to his size.

Walking up to Edward, his nose sniffed vigorously, and then his eyes widened, as if he understood that what he was in front of him was really a dead pig, and he hurriedly leaned over, opened his mouth wide, and bit the neck of the wild boar with sharp teeth, and the blood vessels of the wild boar were cracked on a large scale, and the blood flow was more ferocious.

And after the stupid bear finished biting, he stood on the boar with a proud face, his head up, and began to roar, and the smug cry was audible to everyone.

Seeing this, not to mention others, it was the group of guards, who all laughed, and the original fear dissipated a lot in an instant.

Edward almost covered his face and fled, there is such a shameless bear in this world, it is almost a disgrace to the royal family.

Edward now regretted adopting the stupid bear.

"Eat! It's all yours! "Originally, Edward was going to eat roast wild boar, but when he saw this stupid bear take a bite, who knows how many bacteria there are, forget it!

"Bane, I'll go straight to Luna later, I think you'll get a good number!"

Edward turned his head and said to Bane, who was covered in mud with a distressed face.

"Bless you, Your Majesty!" Bane immediately responded with joy on his face, and he could tell that he was satisfied.

The other guards looked at him with envy, and the prey was sold directly to the king, saving both the effort and time spent on the road, and the amount of money they received was even greater, which was a rare and good deal.

On the other side, the illegitimate son John. Perrot finally came to his senses, walked over as usual, and bowed to Edward.

"Mr. Perrott, wait a minute, it's a lively party!"

Edward smiled at him, then pointed to the prey all over the ground and whispered.

Then, Edward shouted to the other envious guards, "Today, I will buy all the prey here, according to the market price!" ”

"Hooray—"

"Long live Your Majesty—"

"His Majesty the Great King—"

…………

Suddenly, the guards shouted excitedly, and all kinds of praise came in an endless stream, which made Edward's face soften even more.

"And you, Bane, will be rewarded with a hundred pounds for your bravery!"

Suddenly, the joy on Bane's face became even stronger.

Edward looked directly at Bane and continued, "And, you're going to get a chance, a chance to go to the Guard!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Edward heard a burst of inhalation, and it was obvious that this small act of buying people's hearts had already paid off.

Next, the guards consciously collected firewood and lit a fire, and in less than half an hour, dozens of fires had been raised, and the prey had been strung onto wooden racks and grilled back and forth.

The big stupid bear on the side ate the big boar weighing about five hundred pounds with relish, and from time to time cocked its short tail, and Edward was also drunk with that self-pride.

And on this side, next to a large fire, Edward sat in the middle, with Luna and Lucy on the right, and the bastard John on the left. Perrault.

The four of them formed a circle, a deer leg was roasted on the fire in the middle, Luna sprinkled cumin and pepper from time to time, and a brush brushed with sesame oil, and slowly, the whole camp was filled with fragrance.

The other guards could only look at this place with envy, but our Uncle Xiong didn't care so much, and walked over directly, sniffing with his nostrils.

Its belly was tied with twine, tied to a stout tree, but it was close enough to Edward to come close.

And it seemed to know how to beg for food, and it sat on the ground with its forelimbs raised, its tongue sticking out, and whispering hey-hey-hey, like a pet dog begging for food hundreds of years later, but it was much larger.

"Your Majesty, this bear of yours is still quite smart!"

On the side, John, who was carefully tasting the food, looked at the stupid bear who came over to beg for food with interest, and whispered to Edward.

"I think it's smarter in terms of eating, and in other aspects, hehe!"

Hearing this, Edward shook his head helplessly, this kind of brazen, greedy bear and afraid of death was also the first time he had seen it in his life.

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Edward directly bit a large piece of the barbecue in his hand, overflowing with oil and water.

At this time, the big stupid bear unconsciously made a sound of swallowing saliva and roared.

Luna and Lucy, who were on the side, seemed to be a little unbearable, seeing the stupid bear so well-behaved, they couldn't help but put the barbecue in their hands in front of it.

Uncle Stupid Bear just glanced up, and then buried himself in hard work, with its clumsy movements, it was quite fun.

"Huh!" When Sister Luna saw such a funny picture, she burst into a wind chime-like laugh.

"Your Majesty, what is its name?" Seeing that Lucy was happy to hunt and liked a clumsy pet a little, she turned her head and asked softly.

"What's it?" As soon as Edward heard the name, his head suddenly became a little bigger, and he tilted his head, and a spoof name suddenly came to mind.

"Its name is Oba Bear—"