Chapter 116: Pretending to be Sick and Breaking Rumors (Asking for Subscription)
Following.
Is what you're saying true? Xiaoyi, is he really back? β
Really, really, I saw the lights and candles in his house on last night. β
"You have to pay attention, now you can't be called Xiaoyi, you have to be called Xiaozun Treasure Immortal." β
Yes, yes, we need to pay attention in the future. β
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'Why is it so noisy!' Who is so immoral, he went downstairs to someone else's house early in the morning to chat. β
Han Yi slept late last night and drank a lot of wine, so he didn't get up at this time, originally he slept very soundly, after all, wine can help him sleep, but downstairs suddenly sounded a burst of talking, which woke him up, which made him very annoyed, and it was a very unpleasant thing to be interrupted from his morning sleep, and it was a very unpleasant thing for anyone.
However, his complaint did not stop the chatter downstairs, but instead seemed to be more and more people talking.
What's the situation?
Han Yi sat up suddenly, walked to open the wooden door of the balcony, but as soon as he opened a crack, he immediately closed the door.
Didn't they come to the door so quickly?
Han Yi wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, secretly pulled a crack open, and looked downstairs, only to see a dense crowd of people standing upstairs, the Yang family and the Guan family were among them, anyway, all of them were from Meicun.
As soon as the rebels retreated, Yang Zhanfei immediately opened the city gate and let the people go back, and the villagers of Meicun had already returned one after another yesterday.
Don't think about it, Han Yi also knew why they came, his eyes turned, he walked to the door lightly, opened the door, and quietly came to the staircase, where he could hear someone talking downstairs.
'Big sister, these uncles and uncles are so strange what they are doing standing outside, inviting them to come in, but they won't come in. β
This is Brother Xiong's voice.
I heard Xiao Yun say again. "Hmph, this is not caused by your big brother Han pretending to be a ghost, I want to see what he does now." β
This mother-in-law is still gloating here. I haven't had a good life, can you still hide, really. Han Yi rolled his eyes when he heard this.
Hearing this, Ono said slowly: "Sister, do you mean--- they also --- think that Brother Han is --- immortal?" β
Xiao Yun said: "Who knows, I don't care. I went to do the laundry. β
With that, she walked out.
Could this be the legendary catastrophe that flies separately? I can see you clearly, and the next time you pretend to be drunk, I will pretend to be drunk too, and then I will be drunk and promiscuous, well, so decided.
As soon as Xiao Yun went out, Han Yi stood at the top of the stairs and shouted softly: "Chubby, Xiaoye." Chubby. β
Xiao Ye'er turned his head and looked up, 'Han ---γ β
As soon as he said a word, Han Yi hurriedly made a silent gesture to stop him from continuing, and then Brother Xiong also reacted and looked up at Han Yi.
Han Yi beckoned to them.
The two saw that Han Yi was very careful, although they didn't know the cause, they also became very cautious, and walked upstairs lightly.
When he came upstairs, Han Yi asked in a low voice, "When did those people outside come?" β
Ono said: 'It's --- just dawn. Just --- came. β
Brother Xiong pouted and said, "We were woken up by them." β
Han Yi asked again: "Then did they say who they came to?" β
Brother Xiong looked puzzled and said, "I went out to ask them if there was anything wrong with me, then Second Uncle Yang asked Brother Han if you are at home." I'll just say you're still sleeping, what do you have to do with Brother Han. He said it was okay, it was okay. Then I'll go back to the house, but wait until the big sister gets up. They hadn't left, and then the big sister went out and invited them into the house, but they wouldn't, and the big sister didn't say anything more, and we sat in the house all the time, and they stood outside. β
And so it was. Han Yi said in a low voice, "You go and help me get some flour and a basin of cold water." Don't let people see the flour, just get a small packet, you know? β
Ono nodded and said, "I --- I know." β
But Brother Xiong was very curious and said, "Brother Han, what do you want these for?" β
Han Yi said: "You go and get it first, and you'll know later." β
The two of them asked no more questions, and immediately went downstairs.
After a while, the two took the water and flour to Han Yi's house, but Han Yi didn't let them wait inside, but let them wait outside, and closed the door.
Brother Xiong was a little depressed in his heart, Han Yi's approach was really a bit similar to crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, and asked Ono: "Ono, what does Brother Han want to do?" β
Ono shook his head and said, "I'm neitherβI don't know. β
Brother Xiong pursed his fat lips, and listened with his ear against the door, but there was no movement inside.
There was no way, the two of them could only wait patiently outside.
After a long while, the door finally opened, and Han Yi came out of it.
As soon as Brother Xiong saw Han Yi, he immediately opened his mouth, Han Yi seemed to be prepared, covered Xiaopang's mouth with one hand, and said, "Don't scream, I'm fine, these are all disguises." β
But seeing that Han Yi's face is as white as paper, and even his lips are white, this is simply a terminally ill rhythm!
Brother Xiong's eyes widened and he nodded slightly.
Han Yi let go of his hand at this time.
Ono asked, 'Brother Han, your face ---γ β
Han Yi said, "If you two want this look, it's very simple, just soak it in cold water for a while, and then apply flour to your lips." β
Brother Xiong said, "Brother Han, you asked us to serve water just to make your face look like you were sick. β
Han Yi nodded, the reason why he didn't call Brother Xiong and Ono in was because of their expressions, because there was no mirror now, and he could only use other people's reactions to tell himself the effect of the disguise.
Ono said: 'But--- but why did you do this? β
Han Yi shook his head downward, "It's not for them, let's go, go down." β
'Oh! β
The two of them turned around and prepared to go downstairs.
'Wait! β
Han Yi hurriedly pulled the two over, "Please, I'm a patient now, you have to help me." β
Brother Xiong smiled and hurriedly helped Han Yi, but Ono refused to be left behind, and held Han Yi's other hand.
Han Yi suddenly remembered something, and commanded a few words in Ono's ear, Ono nodded with a snicker, and jumped directly to the back window of the house.
The second floor is too low for Ono. It's not challenging at all.
Brother Xiong said curiously: "Brother Han, where did Ono go?" β
Han Yi smiled and whispered a few more words in his ear.
Brother Xiong nodded when he heard this
In front of Han's house, a group of villagers wandered freely in front of Han's house. From time to time, he glanced to the second floor.
'Ahem, cough, cough, cough, ---, cough, cough, cough! β
Suddenly, there was a violent coughing sound from inside the house.
It seems to be the voice of the little --- Zunbao. Yang Lin listened curiously.
'Yes, but how can the little Venerable Treasure Immortal cough? β
Before everyone could react, the door opened, and I saw Han Yixiong walking out with the help of Brother Xiong.
'Ahem, ahem. Second uncle, what are you doing standing here? Why don't you go into the house and sit, cough cough, where did Xiao Yun go, I really don't understand any politeness. β
Han Yi was stunned at first, but when it came to the back, he was angry.
'Oh no, no, the little lady has already invited us to sit in front of her, and we ourselves are going to stand here. β
When he spoke, Yang Lin was full of shock. Don't talk about him, the rest of the people also looked at Han Yi in shock.
I saw that Han Yi's face was pale, his lips were also white without the slightest blood, and his eyes were also bloodshot, of course, this was not disguised, but because he didn't sleep enough, and he was constantly coughing.
'Small--Respect --- Art,"
Yang Lin saw Han Yi like this, but he didn't know what to call it. Vaguely said, 'What are you doing?' β
Alas, I accidentally suffered from the wind and cold, and I didn't pay attention for a while. The result is getting worse and worse, and it's really a sin, cough cough cough. β
Han Yi shook his head and said in a weak tone.
It turned out that he was sick, no wonder he didn't get up at this hour. Many people nodded thoughtfully.
Aunt Guan suddenly said: "Aren't you a little treasure immortal, why are you sick?" β
"Huh? Tiny - yes, yes. I'm Xiao Zunbao. Han Yi was stunned for a moment, and then nodded a few times.
"Then how did you get sick?"
Han Yi hesitated, "This-this." β
Brother Xiong immediately said, "Brother Han, aren't you overcasting?" β
"Oh yes, yes, yes!"
Han Yi nodded again and again, and said: "I remember wrong, I remember wrong, it's overcast, overcast, look at me, my brain is confused, how can I get sick, no one will believe it if I say it." β
"Overcast?"
A cadre of villagers looked at Han Yi suspiciously, you are too fake, I said earlier that I was suffering from the wind cold, and I overcast the spell when I turned around.
Han Yi glanced at them, coughed twice, and said with a smile: "I'm really sorry, I've been hiding from everyone for so long, in fact, I'm actually a little treasure immortal in the sky, and I was ordered to go down to catch the goblins." β
If you catch goblins like this, I don't think you're lucky not to be caught by goblins.
Everyone looked at him suspiciously.
Yang Yun suddenly said: "If you are an immortal, why didn't you save Uncle Han in the first place." β
"Huh? This--I hadn't come down to earth at the time. β
"No, didn't you say that you turned into that lightning bolt?"
"I-this."
"Do you immortals have to kill people when you go down to earth? Brother Han died because of that lightning. β
"Ahem, ahem!"
Han Yi was so anxious that he coughed violently.
Uncle Zhang Liu suddenly said: "Xiaoyi, are you lying to us?" β
"No, no. How could I lie to you. Han Yi covered her mouth and coughed in pain.
'Ouch, why did you come out, you're still sick!' β
Hearing a sharp cry not far away, everyone turned their heads to look, only to see Xiao Yun put down the wooden basin in his hand, walked over quickly, supported Han Yi, and said to Xiao Pang: "Xiao Pang, you know that your eldest brother Han is suffering from the cold, how can you help him out, what if the condition worsens, you kid is really too ignorant." β
Han Yi said in a low voice and eagerly: "There are so many people here, don't talk nonsense!" β
Xiao Yun was stunned, looked at everyone, and immediately closed his mouth, pretending not to say anything.
After doing it for a long time, it turned out that I was really suffering from the wind and cold, and I didn't cast any spells excessively, it was all a lie.
In this way, everyone is convinced.
Yang Lin said unhappily: "Xiaoyi, you have learned badly, how can you deceive people." β
"I-I-cough-cough." Han Yi stumbled several times and coughed violently again.
"We are all your elders, how can you lie to us? You weren't like that before. β
"You're too much, you're just disrespectful."
"Brother Han is such an honest and kind person, if he has a spirit in the sky and sees you become like this, how sad it will be."
"Me."
Han Yi was so anxious that he was about to cry in the face of everyone's accusations.
Xiao Yun said suddenly: "Uncles and aunts, don't force him anymore, this is what Yang Ergongzi ordered him to be, and he has no choice." β
Han Yi stomped her feet and said: "Why did you say it, if this matter spreads, it will ruin the second son's big thing, we will all have to fall to the ground, cough cough, cough cough, and even affect everyone." β
Yang Ergongzi? Head-to-head?
"Little lady, what did you just say? We didn't hear anything. β
"Yes, yes, we didn't hear anything just now."
"Little Venerable Treasure Immortal, you have overcast your spell, you have to rest well, don't break your body-immortal body."
"It's really a crime to disturb the rest of the immortals, so we will leave first."
"Farewell, farewell."
"Everyone, everyone, don't hurry to go, come in and sit down."
If you sit again, you may not even die. The people were suddenly scattered, and no one dared to stay here.
Xiao Yun looked at the backs of those Second Uncle Yang and them leaving, and looked at Han Yi narrowly: "You are really good at deceiving people, in this way, not only will they not believe that you are a little treasure, but they will also not spread the news of your return." β
What's that, that's a little bit! Han Yi reciprocated Li Dao: "You're not bad! β
Xiao Yun said proudly: "That is, it doesn't look at whose wife I am." β
'Uh----γ β
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