Chapter 17 Ziweixing descends to earth
Chapter 17 Ziweixing descends to earth
Huizong, who was dressed in a rolling dragon robe in the Zichen Palace, sat on the throne, looking at the talented civil and military officials below, he was very happy today, his son was going to fight with the Heavenly Master, it was really exciting!
Yesterday, his favorite minister Cai Jing was trampled on by his own son, if he didn't save him, he wouldn't be able to see him in the future, without him, who could know his mind? Do you rely on those civil and military officials? I can't die of depression! But his third son actually wants to fight with the Heavenly Master? Can he?
But who is more powerful today, the third son or the heavenly master? His own Taishi has already been trampled on, if the Heavenly Master is defeated, and the Taishi is being trampled by his own son, isn't it very shameless? Taishi never fights uncertain battles! Cai Jing's people will definitely win! It's exciting to think about it, knowing the past and the future, can you call the wind and rain, can your son do it? Definitely not!
While Huizong was thinking wildly, a Taoist priest in Taoist clothes walked in with a whisk in his hand. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info It's like floating down from the sky, giving people the feeling of a fairy wind and bones.
Cai Jing, who was in an old state of Longzhong, showed all the vitality and hurriedly went out of class and said, "Your Majesty, the Heavenly Master is here!" ”
Zhao Kai took a closer look, this person was dressed in a feather robe, wearing a yellow crown, and a delicate face, a standard little white face!
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Poor Dao Lin Lingsu greets Your Majesty" said this person bowed and saluted, and wanted to continue.
"Wait," Zhao Kai hurriedly went out of work to stop Lin Lingsu's following words.
"Daddy, yesterday the Taishi said that this person can call the wind and rain, can know the past and the future, the emperor dreamed last night that a purple star rushed directly into the mind of Erchen from the sky, and the purple star turned into a platinum star, and he granted Erchen three volumes of the Book of Heaven, so Erchen wants to fight with him today! Compare and match! ”
As soon as Zhao Kai's voice fell, all the civil and military officials were shocked, this is really a wave of unevenness, and the three princes of the big straw bag first became the champion, which was a big surprise! How can the straw bag turn into a dragon when it encounters a storm! How did you become an all-rounder? Bragging! O scum! It's still the eldest prince who is steady! This son was too frivolous, and soon everyone set a very low evaluation of Zhao Kai in their hearts, and this person was abolished!
Hahahaha! Huizong laughed, there is another lively scene to see today!
Huizong looked at the two of them and said with a smile: "Then take a best-of-three system, Kai'er, don't lose all three games!" ”
Hahaha! "Let's exercise Zhang Zhang's knowledge!" Huizong said to himself.
Cai Jing was overjoyed when he heard this, and it was right for him to win back a game to save face! Huizong is not optimistic about his son!
Zhao Kai, who was dressed as a Confucian student, and the heavenly master who was dressed as a Taoist were one in heaven and one underground. It seems that the winner has been decided.
Zhao Kai looked at Lin Lingsu and said with a smile: "This king can also know the past and the future, now let's compare what you want to say as the first game?" ”
Everyone was shocked when they heard this, is this a fool, how can this compare? Isn't this Confucius's move actually a loss?
Hui Zongle on the throne, this one hasn't said it yet, he already knows? It's amazing!
Soon two pen, ink, paper and inkstones were placed, Lin Lingsu thought to himself, I blow it, there is something more than me, I will write later, and when you finish writing, I will write nonsense, you can guess accurately? That's the sun coming out of the west! If you're wrong, I'll see where your face goes.
Soon Zhao Kai's pen was finished with a long brush, and the eunuch hurriedly took it and presented it to Huizong, who laughed secretly in his heart, stupid child! You can't change it anymore after you've finished writing, he can write nonsense and win!
Lin Lingsu looked at Huizong looking at Zhao Kai's words, and thought to himself that he couldn't wear a thousand sycophants. If you shoot Huizong's sycophant yourself, you will win.
So this guy wrote that there are nine heavens and the highest sky! The Emperor of Heaven Prime Minister Nine Heavens Things. The gods are called Tianfu.
All the Holy Lords of the Nether Realm are mostly descended from the Stars of God. Now the eldest son of the Emperor of Heaven, Yu Qingzi, was born in the south, known as the Immortal Emperor, and the monarch is His Majesty. Your Majesty can do the right thing for heaven. God naturally favors you.
The minister can see His Majesty today, and he is also connected in the same vein, and the minister's surname is Chu Minghui, because His Majesty went down to earth, so the minister also came to assist His Majesty.
Lin Lingsu finished writing and handed it to His Majesty Huizong, and Huizong read Kai'er's more and more joy the more he watched Lin Lingsu, and finally laughed.
The civil and military officials are the second monk who is confused, who won in the end?
After reading it, he passed the two copies to the hundred officials, Cai Jing was so anxious that he snatched it like a burning buttocks, and secretly said in his heart that Lin Tianshi had won. But after seeing his sallow face, his own Heavenly Master lost the first game. The sin of not knowing people will soon be ginseng of oneself!
Lin Lingsu looked at the two identical sentences, and his heart set off a storm, didn't he go out today to look at the yellow calendar? How can the door be opened!
"Immeasurable Tianzun, let His Highness win the first game, and there will be a poor way in the second game!" Lin Lingsu hurriedly said to Huizong.
Huizong nodded.
Lin Lingsu thought to himself that in the second game, I will compare my housekeeping skills with you, this game will be won, and the first game will give you face.
Lin Lingsu took a step and looked at Tiandao: "It's midsummer now, it's very hot in the palace, let's ask for rain for Your Majesty in the second game!" ”
Zhao Kai listened to the secret joy in his heart! I was lucky to get through the first game! I know the past and the future! But it is no coincidence that there is no book, I happened to read the conversation between you and your father for the first time when you entered the palace, and I was just a blind cat touching a dead mouse, and I was just lucky. It seems that there are real things in the history books!
The second level is also sure of yourself, Lao Tzu is a modern person, how to say that geography has been studied, look at the clouds and know the weather, I saw a little black cloud in the southeast this morning, it is a rain cloud! According to common sense, there should be rain in the afternoon!
Thinking of this, this guy stepped forward and said with a smile: "The Heavenly Master is an expert, Xiao Wang is a layman, since it is you who made the question, then I will pray for rain first!" ”
Huizong played on the line, Zhao Kai led everyone to the Prayer Rain Palace, looking at the scorching sun, Zhao Kai was sad, he wanted to be like Xiangzi and now dry under the scorching sun, and then pour a soup chicken. It doesn't taste good!
Looking at Kai'er with a sad face, Huizong, who wanted to see the excitement, hurriedly said: "Kai'er, you are temporarily using the golden-topped Huangluo umbrella."
When Cai Jing heard this, he hurriedly came out and sang the opposite: No! This doesn't make sense! Violating the ancestral system!
Huizong is in a hurry to see the excitement, how can he have these plans in his heart!
With a big wave of his hand. Zhao Kai stood under the gold-topped Huangluo umbrella.
How can you pretend to be forced? Zhao Kai thought to himself that he was lucky to pass the test last time, how could he fool his father and hundreds of officials this time?
Zhao Kai was so anxious that he almost scratched his ears and cheeks and turned into a monkey, but suddenly he had an idea, right Tai Chi! I learned a period of Tai Chi Kung Fu before I crossed over, so I did it!
So Zhao Kai took the sword and played Tai Chi. But in the eyes of Huizong and Baiguan, Zhao Kai is in circles all over the ground, and the sword in Zhao Kai's hand is in circles all over the ground. These three-year-olds are going to do this, can they do this?
This guy is not praying for rain, but drawing circles, and three-year-old children will draw circles! Taishi Cai Jing hurriedly appeared to block Zhao Kai, Huizong waved his hand, Taishi retreated, and he still had to watch the play! What chaos have you come to?
Swindler! Big liar! I've become a fool and watched a crazy man perform! But even Cai Jingjing was deflated, and no one dared to touch the mold.
Huizong didn't speak, and everyone had to watch with interest.
An hour later, Zhao Kai was tired and panting, and he glanced at the new life plan of the cloud queen on the horizon.
"Your Majesty! Just now the gods are out of the house! I summoned the Dragon King of the East China Sea with great effort, and he is on his way now! ”
After Zhao Kai finished speaking, Huizong listened to it with relish, and the hundred officials secretly scolded in their hearts: liar! Super big duar! I heard that this person used to be a super big straw bag! Where did the Dragon King of the East China Sea come from? That's all a lie to a child!
Zhao Kai saw that the time was almost up, and shouted that the wind woman obeyed the order: quickly open the wind bag to reduce the wind.
As soon as Zhao Kai's voice fell, he was gone! A hint of wind, followed by a gust of wind stronger and stronger!
God! What a god! The eyes of the hundred officials turned from contemptuous to hot!
Looking at the blazing eyes, Zhao Kai thought to himself that he had passed a small hurdle again, this is common sense!
It was windy before it rained. Especially the southeast wind, it's going to rain!
"Come to the clouds!"
Zhao Kai waved his sword and shouted loudly.
Under the blowing of the gale, the clouds were in all directions.
Huizong laughed happily: Okay! It's so cool!
Lin Lingsu is like ashes!
The time is almost up, Lei Gong listens to the order: thunder!
There was a click, and after the lightning, a huge thunder rang out.
The rain is coming! After Zhao Kai finished speaking, he collapsed to the ground tiredly.
Huizong was stunned, is this still his third son? First of all, I won the top prize! Now I want the rain to succeed!
Prince Zhao Huan's heart was like being scratched by 10,000 cats,
I must drive him away, otherwise my position as prince will not be guaranteed!
Cai Jing was even more surprised, if he ascended the throne, he would have no way to live, and he would definitely drive him away!
Everyone is intriguing. Pig horn Zhao Kai sat on the ground and gasped for breath. What he didn't expect was that his indecent practices today would become the most fashionable practices in the future. But what about praying for rain? But except for Zhao Kai, no one prayed for rain, but they stubbornly believed that what they had done was not good enough! The circle is not drawn enough, so they are all practicing drawing circles over and over again!
Zhao Kai secretly laughed in his heart when he heard this allusion in the future, and his brother's ugliness turned out to be a fashionable precedent!
When Zhao Kai was resting, Ah Xiang's car drove by in the sky, and the thunder roared. Thundershowers come and go quickly.
Soon the heavy rain stopped, the clouds cleared, and a red sun appeared in the west.
The heat in the temple is reduced by half.
Huizong laughed, Baiguan was surprised eyes fell to the ground, and dozens of duck eggs could be held in his mouth.
It was Lin Lingsu's turn to play, this guy was jumping and jumping, and there were words in his mouth, but an hour had passed, and the sky had not changed at all.
No! It's not that nothing has changed, and it seems to be getting hotter than before!
Lin Ling was sweating profusely! Huizong was sweating profusely.
In the end, Huizong smiled and waved his hand:
"Go down! You braggart guy! ”
turned around and said with a smile: "Master, you lost again!" ”
Cai Jing's face is redder than a monkey's ass when you listen to it! Zhao Kai hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty's son-in-law Shen Cai Jing is guilty of knowing unknown people!" Zhao Kai hurriedly took the opportunity to step on Cai Jing once.