Chapter 129: Discoloration
The weather suddenly warmed up, and the little eunuchs who played Buku in the field were still wearing jackets, wrestling, and somersaulting, and after half an hour, they were all red-headed and red-faced, sweating profusely.
The little emperor also sweated on his head.
He did not personally "go down" to wrestle and do somersaults, except for pointing fingers and shouting, his greatest interest was to "turn exquisitely" -- to ask the little eunuch to lie on a stool, raise his arms, bend his legs, and arch his back, and only use his butt to connect the stool, he pressed the little eunuch's small belly with his hand, and rotated violently to see how many turns this little eunuch could make?
This trick of "turning exquisite" was taught to the little emperor by the "horn" of a troupe when he was in the "outer house". According to the "Jiao'er", the people of the troupe, in their spare time, often play in this way, and sometimes, they will work in pairs to take the "Zhuan Linglong" gambling game, and those who turn more circles will win, and those who turn less will lose, and the loser will lose to the host, or invite the restaurant to go down, or ask to "call the strip" -- at this time, it is the "Xianggong" prostituting the "sister".
The "corners" of the troupe are all stretched legs, lower waists, and big tops when they are young, and they practice kung fu in various ways, and their bodies are flexible and flexible, far from being comparable to others. In addition, the little emperor's hand strength was weak, and he didn't know how to master his strength, so often he didn't turn half a circle, and the little eunuch fell off the bench.
At this time, the little emperor shouted loudly: "Useless things, come again!" ”
Or: "Useless stuff, next!" ”
The little eunuchs are miserable!
The nose and face are swollen and light, the head is broken and the blood flows, and the bones and tendons are broken. But. The little emperor never tired of it. As soon as he arrived at Dabuku, the audience was full of his shouts:
"Useless stuff, come again!"
"Useless thing, next!"
The sun was fierce, the weather was very hot, and the little emperor couldn't take off his shirt like a little eunuch, and he was shirtless, and he couldn't bear it anymore. Xiao Li Zi looked at the little emperor's expression, and said with a smile: "Long live Lord, the hour is almost up, it's time to go back to the Taiji Hall to wipe your body, otherwise, you will sweat a lot and blow the wind, but it will be easy to catch a cold." On this day, it was hot during the day, and after the sun went down. But it's still cold, so you still have to be careful. ”
The little emperor frowned: "Spoiled!" ”
But. He was really hot, and after turning dozens of "Linglong" with great interest, he was a little tired after all, so he didn't insist much, and said, "Okay, let's go back first." ”
Turning his head to the little eunuchs in the field, he shouted: "You practice first, don't be lazy!" ”
As soon as he returned to the Taiji Palace, Xiao Lizi instructed people to boil water - although it was starting to heat up in the day, it was not yet summer, and the little emperor's endowment was very weak.
The two eunuchs came in with a large wooden basin filled with half a basin of hot water, followed by Xiu'er, holding a large copper kettle in her hand - cold water in it, which was used to adjust the hot water in the basin to a suitable temperature.
Putting down the wooden basin, the two eunuchs immediately retreated, Xiu'er leaned down and poured cold water into the basin, filling it with her hands while testing the temperature of the water.
Xiao Lizi began to change clothes for the little emperor, the little emperor tilted his head slightly, and in the corner of his eyes, Xiu'er, who was half-squatting and half-kneeling, was connected into a wonderful curve.
He was already sweating, but now, he felt even hotter, and his lower body was also hot.
"You go out," the little emperor said in an astringent voice, "just leave Xiu'er alone." ”
Xiao Li Zi was stunned, and then understood what the little emperor meant, he snorted a few times, and finally didn't say anything, gently replied "yes", stopped, silently retreated, and closed the door.
The little emperor's bathing and purification, before that, were all in charge of Xiao Lizi, and he never asked the palace maid to serve alone.
Xiu'er is dumbfounded, long live the lord...... What is this to do? How shall I serve this messenger?
"You're woody?" The little emperor frowned, "I haven't stripped off my clothes yet!" ”
"Huh? Yes, yes, slave ......"
Xiu'er's voice trembled, hesitated for a moment, turned behind the little emperor, and stretched out her hand tremblingly.
Looking at Xiu'er's helpless appearance, an inexplicable pleasure appeared in the little emperor's heart: Before, I accidentally "missed" on you, it was because I was "just starting out", and now, I am a person who has "experienced a hundred battles"! Look how I'm going to clean you up today! I have to call you......
The thought turned here, and I remembered a sentence in "The History of the Embroidered Bed": "I will plow the skin three times, pour deep into the hairless, smash its nest and sweep away the fishy flesh, and then myself." ”
Haha, that's it! Well, it is not too much to tell you to "bow your head and surrender, hang your head down, and the humiliation of Huiqin"!
was "quoting scriptures", thinking happily, only to hear Xiu'er exclaim softly behind him: "Ah?!" ”
This is "loss of etiquette", the little emperor shouted: "What are you shouting in fright? Are there any rules? ”
Xiu'er immediately knelt down and said in a trembling voice: "Long live the back, ...... on the back"
"What's wrong with my back?"
"Uh, uh, long live the back, there are some ...... Red dots, uh, slaves don't quite understand......"
"Mirror!"
"Huh? Yes, yes! ”
Xiu'er hurriedly moved a mirror over, knelt behind the little emperor, and raised it tremblingly.
"Invisible! You lift high! ”
"Yes, yes!"
"Still invisible! Oops, that's stupid! Forget it, you stand up! ”
Xiu'er got up from the ground.
The angle is wrong, and I still can't see it.
The little emperor was impatient, turned around, bumped into Xiu'er, and went straight to the big dressing mirror, Xiu'er stumbled, almost fell, stumbled a few steps, and finally stood firm.
The little emperor turned his back to the big dressing mirror and tried to turn his head away.
This time, I saw it and saw it clearly.
On the back, there are many pale red spots, bright in color.
The little emperor panicked: "What is this?" ”
He shouted, "Little plum! ”
Xiao Lizi heard the sound and entered.
"Look, what is this?"
Xiao Lizi saw it and couldn't help but let out a "huh".
"Is it a rash?"
"Well, the minions can't say it either......"
"Doctor Legend! Pass on the Imperial Doctor! ”
Taking the initiative to shout about the imperial doctor is rare for the little emperor.
The Tai Doctor who came was Wang Shouzheng, the left judge of the Tai Hospital.
The supervisor of the Tai Hospital is the hospital envoy, who is the fifth grade, and the deputy supervisor is the left and right court judges, and the sixth grade. At present, the hospital envoy is temporarily vacant, the left is higher than the right, and this left court judge Wang Shouzheng is the de facto top supervisor of the hospital.
After the salute, undressing and inspecting, at a glance, Wang Shouzheng felt a "chuckle" in his heart, and his face couldn't help but change slightly.
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(Small preview: two shifts tomorrow, one shift at 10 a.m., two shifts at 5 p.m.)
*(To be continued.) )