Chapter 73: The love between men and men is more misunderstood, and the son of Ruyu is obsessed
When Hawkes heard this, he said angrily: "Who said that Lao Tzu was a street captive, Lao Tzu wanted to marry her, Lao Tzu is not small, what is wrong with marrying a mother-in-law to warm the quilt?" ”
When Yunxi heard that Hawkes was still thinking about marrying Ruoyun, he was even more annoyed, and said angrily: "If you want to marry someone, you have to be willing to do it, what kind of hero is robbing someone on the street?" When Hawkes heard this, he said angrily:
"Who said that Lao Tzu was a prisoner on the street, Lao Tzu wanted to marry her, Lao Tzu is not small, what is wrong with marrying a mother-in-law to warm the bed?"
When Yunxi heard that Hawkes was still thinking about marrying Ruoyun, he was even more annoyed in his heart, and said angrily:
"If you want to marry someone, you have to be willing to do it, what kind of hero is robbing someone on the street?"
Hawkes also became more irritable and said:
"Lao Tzu likes her, wants to be good to her wholeheartedly, and if he doesn't snatch it back, how can he be good to her?"
Yunxi couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily:
"Disobeying military orders, robbing people on the street, and arguing with strong words, I don't know what to say? General Ben will teach you a lesson today and let you remember it for a long time. ”
After Yunxi finished speaking, he shouted outward: "Come on, Hawkes disobeyed the military order, robbed the people's girl on the street, pulled him out, and punished him with a cane for thirty years to set an example!" ”
As soon as Hawkes wanted to resist, the subordinates of Yunfu were all soldiers, and they rushed up and pulled Hawkes down.
Yunxi said hatefully:
"Grandpa, I want to rob people with Lao Tzu, you are so beautiful, beat you with thirty boards to make you have a long memory!"
Hawkes is a general, and the thirty boards really can't kill him, but the flesh and blood, the thirty boards, also have to be beaten with skin and flesh, and they have to be cultivated for a while. Yunxi finished beating people, and asked people to send Hawkes back to his own mansion without mentioning it.
Yunxi was jealous, didn't calm down, and hit Hawkes, of course this matter spread to Mo Nan, Mo Nan Wang Ah Moti and Qi Xia are not fuel-efficient lamps, so naturally they have to investigate this matter, but this Mobei, Yunxi is very well defended, and it is not easy to find out.
So it's not a big deal at the moment, Ruoyun and Yunxi don't have much pressure.
In the past, Yunxi was thinking about following Ah Moti's orders to govern the prosperous Mobei, but now that he knows that he is a Tang person, of course, he will no longer obey orders like in the past, and now that his sweetheart is here, he is bent on staying with his sweetheart and coaxing her to be happy.
But Yunxi's poor memory after amnesia has never coaxed the little girl at all, so I really don't know how to start! But even if he doesn't have amnesia, he has no experience in coaxing a little girl!
But it's not a big deal at the moment, Yunxi and Ruoyun are in the desert these days, thinking that they can come out, but they don't have time to rest, so it's serious to get a good night's sleep now! So Yunxi put down everything first and went to make up for sleep.
On this day, Yunxi finally slept enough, and began to think hard about how to get the favor of his sweetheart, but after thinking about it, he couldn't find a good solution, so he called his own personal soldier: Xiao Yaxi.
This Xiao Yaxi came to the desert from Yunxi, and followed Yunxi, who is also Yunxi's intimate person, Yunxi called Xiao Yaxi, but he was a little shy, and he didn't know how to speak, Xiao Yaxi came to the study and stood for a while, Yunxi kept staring at him without speaking, Xiao Yaxi was stared at by him, that careful liver, like a bucket!
This really can't blame Xiao Yaxi for thinking more, since he followed the general, he has never seen him go to the flower building, and most of the Hun women are open, the general is so handsome and charming, and the little girl who throws himself into his arms is really countless.
Every time I meet this little girl who throws herself into my arms, my own general wrinkles himself, the eyebrows that even the man looks at are moved, and the wrinkled one is called a dead tight, as if it is stained with something dirty, and when I go back, I will go to the shower immediately, which is really incomprehensible?
If it is said that it is because the woman who threw herself into her arms is not beautiful, then Princess Qixia is very beautiful, and she has not seen her own general pretend to be a little pretended, every time the princess asks him to accompany him, he is on guard, as if someone else's princess wants to force him!
But why is he so ...... today? Staring at himself eagerly, could it be that the general actually likes men? Oh, my mother, don't you like men? General, although you are beautiful, although the little admires you, the little one is a straight man! It's really straight, this man really can't have it!
Just when Xiao Yaxi was trembling with this little heart and thinking, if the general expressed his love to himself, how could he refuse to save the general's face and keep his innocence, Yunxi finally spoke:
"Little Yasi, I would have asked you a question today, and you have to answer it truthfully."
Although it was to ask for help, Yunxi felt that in front of his own soldiers, he still had to put on an official show!
Xiao Yaxi said in his heart that it was a blessing or a curse, and he couldn't avoid it, and the time to come finally came, so he said:
"Small...... Be sure to tell the truth. ”
Xindao: Don't you tell the truth? The little one still wants to go back and marry the little tweed in the village, and give birth to two big fat boys to pass on the family lineage, my God, I have to say, this little guy thinks really long-term!
Yunxi asked, "Do you have anyone you like?" ”
Xiao Yaxi's face turned pale, and he said in his heart: Look, you really have thoughts about me? Hurriedly replied:
"Yes, yes, general, the little one and the little flower flower over there in my hometown have been in love for a long time, and I promised to marry her when I go back."
The implication is, General! The little one has a daughter-in-law, don't worry about it, let the little one go!
Yunxi looked at Xiao Yaxi with a strange and aggrieved expression, isn't it very happy to have someone you like? Why is your face so aggrieved?
But thinking that people think that liking is a matter of grievance, this is not their own care, people love to be aggrieved, just aggrieved! Let's talk about my own business, and then asked:
"If you have someone you like, how do you know how to please someone you like?"
Xiao Yaxi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the person the general likes is not himself! Amitabha, Amitabha, all the gods bless! Thankfully! But when he thought about the general's question, he made another difficulty, and the general asked himself how to please his sweetheart? But I like women, how to please men, how do I know?
Xiao Yaxi peeked at his handsome general, looked at his general's impatience, and said in his heart: What should I do? Why do you think such a good-looking man is crooked? Alas, creation makes people!
It is estimated that his sweetheart may be straight, and people are not happy to bend with him, if he can't get his sweetheart, will he retreat to himself to find comfort? Mother, when Xiao Yaxi thought about it, she felt full of crisis.
Is this, the friend of the dead Dao is not the poor Dao, he must help his general achieve his wish and bend that person, otherwise, what should his own general do if he fights his own idea?