"In winter, the wheat covers the three-layer quilt, and the next year sleeps with steamed buns!" Several heavy snowfalls last winter brought plenty of moisture to the land around Youzhou, and by the golden autumn of October, the smell of corn wafted everywhere. Crouching Tiger Pavilion' has also obtained a year of ripening; the farmers who have been busy for a year can finally receive the golden corn at home; looking at the full warehouse of grain, thinking that their family will not be hungry again this year, everyone's faces show a happy smile, for the ordinary people of China, it is the greatest happiness to be able to eat a full stomach, and for an emperor, as long as he can make all the people under his rule have a full stomach, he will be called a holy monarch, and the people take food as the sky! ……

As usual, after practicing boring in the river, Xiao Yi took the 'cabbage' back to Wuchou House to prepare a few cups of pain, dredge the blood, and drive away the fatigue of the body.

Xiao Yi drinking is very simple, no need for any snacks, no need to sing and dance, even the wine bowl is saved, directly pat open the sealing mud, hold the jar to drink, the current Wuwu wine is extremely strong after secondary distillation, the strongest man is usually drunk with a sea bowl, and the ancient generous and sad people in the land of Yan Zhao have always been able to drink spirits as a real hero, and now seeing Xiao Yi's momentum of drinking, the guests in those stores all applauded. As for the 'cabbage', people have their own wide-mouthed wooden barrels for drinking, and after the man pours the wine, he has to put a pot of side dishes for him to drink--- cabbage heart!

'Cabbage' put its big head into the barrel, drank the wine like a black dragon sucking water, drank the wine, and then ate the cabbage heart, and the beautiful it kept shaking its long tail...... It is said that now the amount of wine in 'cabbage' is getting bigger and bigger, and it can be drunk on a par with Xiao Yi, and now the scene of this person drinking wine has become a scene in the Crouching Tiger Pavilion, and everyone is amazed to see it.

After drinking happily, Xiao Yi found that only the shopkeeper Cao Fatzi and some handsome guys were busy in the hotel today, while Da Niu, Ma Liu and others were nowhere to be found; After the curious inquiry, all the guys were silent, one by one, like a failed rooster, just pointing to the location of the small temple in the center of the Crouching Tiger Pavilion.

There is a small temple in the center of the Crouching Tiger Pavilion, the perennial gate is locked, and no one has ever gone to the incense to make a wish, so that Xiao Yi still does not know where to offer which gods, with a strong curiosity, riding the 'cabbage' to the square in front of the small temple, it turns out that the cow and the horse are with other guys who are not worried about curing are actually practicing dancing here, and this posture is uniform, and the rough and simple mysterious dance immediately attracted Xiao Yi's attention.

Because this year's dealer is ripe, happy to harvest a bumper harvest, and the business of worry-free wine is booming, so that the people of the Crouching Tiger Pavilion have benefited greatly, and the old pavilion chief and the three elders have discussed, and unanimously decided to hold a 'Da Da' to celebrate.

Da Da is a traditional folk ritual of beating drums to drive away epidemic ghosts; The performers of the Nu dance, cloaked in animal skins, holding a shield, and making a sound of "Nu Wu" in their mouths. Everyone was red-haired and clothed, holding a whip several feet long, shaking loudly, chanting the names of various gods who specialize in eating evil spirits, and dancing to the music of gongs and drums. It is expressed in the content of exorcism and ghost hunting, exorcision of diseases, etc. In the hearts of the ancient Chinese, gods can be invited, ghosts can be frightened, and typical bullying the soft and afraid of the hard......

And Da Niu, Ma Liu and others are practicing the dance on the 'Da Da', and the dance must be performed by strong young people, and now all the outstanding young people in the Crouching Tiger Pavilion are basically working in Xiao Yi's worry-free house.

Since crossing over, Xiao Yi, who has basically no entertainment to speak of except hunting and fishing, immediately burst out with great interest in this kind of folk party-style entertainment, and actively hoped to participate in it, but as soon as this wish was proposed, it was immediately resolutely rejected by all the guys led by Niu and Ma.

The dignified 'worry-free home' big boss will be rejected by a group of guys, which is very depressing!

The reason for the rejection made Xiao Yi cry and laugh, it turned out that to dance the 'Wu Dance', you must choose those burly, hideous and ugly men to do it, only such people can dance out of that primitive and rough momentum, so this time the selection of the performance are all burly and meaty guys, as for those delicate-looking cream boys, they all stay in Wuwu Ju to serve the plates,' Da Da', those people can only be the best cheerleaders in the audience, and now 16-year-old Xiao Yi has sword eyebrows and eagle eyes, wolf back and bee waist, he is definitely handsome, especially the two 'dimples' on his face add a bit of cuteness to this handsomeness......

After finally figuring out why the guys who stayed in the careless house were like defeated roosters one by one; Xiao Yi's face was immediately covered with black lines, it turns out that being handsome is sometimes an original sin......

If there is a difficulty, if there is no difficulty, it will create difficulties, and after overcoming it, you still have to go up, touch your little face, if you cut a few knives on it, you can really become ugly immediately, but Xiao Yi is really reluctant, after all, it is his own face, and he is still very emotional, so Xiao Yi began to squat on the ground and pull out his hair again......

Indeed, a handsome person may be suitable for reading, socializing, and more likely to be liked by girls, but he is not suitable for the battlefield; Fighting a war is the most masculine and rigid move between heaven and earth, the longer the ugly general, the more psychological pressure can be brought to the enemy on the battlefield, it is best to have a blue face and fangs, and the enemy is scared half to death before the fight starts, which is the best among the soldiers, and those little white-faced generals, the beautiful name said: "Confucian generals!" "But even if you win a hundred battles, it is difficult for the enemy to fear from the bottom of your heart, just ask, who would be afraid of a little white face?

After squatting on the ground and touching his little face and thinking for a long time, Xiao Yi finally remembered a person in history who was connected with the same disease, there was once a military god, who was brave and champion of the three armies on the battlefield, and could be described as invincible and invincible, but because he was born with a soft appearance, comparable to the peerless beauty, the enemy was always not afraid of him, and often made fun of his handsome face, which brought him a lot of troubles, and finally he thought of an excellent way to make the enemy frightened after seeing him, and the name of the commander was --- Lanling King!

After thinking of a way, Xiao Yat immediately returned to Wuchou Ju, took out pen and ink and began to conceive a face mask; "It has to be powerful, mysterious, and terrifying, and what is the most terrifying?"

"Midnight Bell! Sadako? Shaking his head violently, he was immediately vetoed by Xiao Yi, this is a 'big da' dance, not a disgusting horror movie......

"Bull head and horse noodles?" Although this is not disgusting, it is far from deterrent enough......

"Then the rest can not only make people fearful, but also have religious mysteries, but also make people recognize and worship from the bottom of their hearts; There is only the number one demon god in China---- Chiyou!

'Chiyou' is a tribal chief in ancient times, the first demon god in mythology, once fought with the Yellow Emperor for the world, and fought fiercely in Zhuolu.

Legend has it that Chiyou has three heads and six arms, copper head and iron forehead, invulnerability, incomparably brave and fierce in battle, and never stops dying; The Yellow Emperor is invincible, so please ask the gods to help him break it. The sky was dark, and the blood flowed like a river. Chiyou was finally killed by the Yellow Emperor, and the emperor beheaded his head and buried it, and the head turned into a blood maple forest. Later, the Yellow Emperor was especially the "master of soldiers", that is, the god of war. His brave image is still feared, and the Yellow Emperor painted his image on the military flag to encourage his army to fight bravely.

Before the ancient Chinese army set out on the expedition, it was necessary to worship this demon god Chiyou, which shows its status in the minds of the Han nation. Thinking of this, Xiao Yi picked up the brush and brushed a little bit to give himself a 'Chiyou ghost face' according to the image of the demon god Chiyou in the horror movies of later generations, and then ran to the blacksmith overnight......

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Three days later, the night, the moon and stars are scarce. The big sacrifice of the Crouching Tiger Pavilion officially began, up to the pavilion chief, the three elders, and down to an ordinary townman, all wearing their most beautiful clothes, happily gathered in the square in front of the small temple, and even the 'out of the dust' old Taoist wore a brand-new yin and yang water and fire robe.

On the square, beside the blazing fire, dozens of sturdy young men stood neatly and solemnly, one by one wearing animal skin shorts, shirtless, and their chests were painted with countless mysterious patterns painted by colorful dyes, especially the young man standing at the forefront of the procession was more than eight feet tall, with a wolf's back and a bee's waist; Wearing a terrifying black mask on his face, the mask made of iron has green fangs, and countless mysterious and twisted snake-shaped markings are engraved on both sides of the cheeks, which makes people look frightened, and the two ghost horns on the head that are bent like the bright moon are reflected from time to time under the illumination of the firelight, and the position of the eyes is a gaze that seems to be able to devour all things. What a heroic boy!

In the sound of drums, dozens of burly teenagers began to dance, the movements were simple and mysterious, with a hint of the atmosphere of the desolate era, and there was a singing sound......

"Shake all the weight, let my unicorn rush.

Clear and clear water, dancing the neon dress in my hand.

Flying green clouds, the moonlight is shining brightly.

Standing majestically in the mountains, galloping in the sky......

Dance, drink, party! The night of celebration is also a romantic night, under the cover of night, countless young men and women in the pavilion ran to the depths of the woods in pairs, whispering sweetly, you and me; When he saw Da Niu and Ma Liu each carrying a happy girl and running towards the darkness, Xiao Yi's eyes almost popped out with envy, and his saliva flowed all over the ground!

It stands to reason that as a young and handsome, talented and golden Xiao Lang, there should be many girls who came over to date him, but, this is not the case, there are a lot of enthusiastic girls, but when you count them, they are all little Loli around 10 years old; Probably because people always see Xiao Yat and the 'Queen' playing together, I don't know when it began, 'Xiao Lang loves Lori!' The reputation spread everywhere, and as a result, the current situation was created, all the young girls hid away sadly when they saw Xiao Yi, and those little Loli always had something to do with him.

Looking at a group of little girls who were still shaking their fingers, in order to prevent them from collectively dropping golden beans, in desperation, Xiao Yi, who couldn't cry or laugh, had no choice but to pat the loli's head while handing out wheat candy and said, "Good! Hehe! That's good! Uncle loved to play with the kids......"

At this point, Xiao Yi's notoriety of loving young girls has been completely confirmed, and in the future, all the people who go to the 'Shenwei Tiance General--Wushou-Xiao Yi' house to give gifts know that as long as you bring two things, one is a beautiful little Lori under the age of 10, and the other is that! Naturally, it is a whole vehicle of Chinese cabbage! Hehe!

"Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms-Book of Wei" records: Wu Wu Hou Xiao Yi, sexual abnormality, like young girls, every festival, courtiers often send beautiful young girls, and the house is full of loli; Xiao Yat is to teach the team, the military formation, and the women's army! ”

And another unexpected thing is that because of that Chiyou mask, from this night on, Xiao Yi has a resounding name----- Ghost Face Xiao Lang!

In the future, as Xiao Yi led the army to fight in the south and the north, he blocked the east and killed the west; This name has spread all over the north and south of the river, on both sides of the Yellow River, in the north to the desert, and in the west to the quicksand.