Chapter 140: Cadre Mo Evil
Zilan wiped her sweat and said timidly: "The old man is saying, don't be in a hurry to drink, first explain the matter of food to Chun Shenjun and General Jingyang." ”
Chen Zheng looked at Huang Xie and Jingyang and smiled: "I had a misunderstanding with Uncle Wang before, the so-called don't know each other if you don't fight." Before entering the palace, Uncle Wang had already sent someone to release my people, and not only that, Uncle Wang also personally drove me and Mr. Zou Zi to the palace, and promised to give as much grain as he wanted in front of the King of Chu. Since Uncle Wang is so generous, I can't be petty, in other words, my trip to Chu is not for Zhao, it is also for profit, who makes many people say that I am a person who sells cheap and expensive! That's right, I'm a businessman who can't afford to be profitable, and the grain of Chu is also exchanged for a drop of sweat by the people of Chu State, I can't take it for nothing, just the gold cake I brought this time, let's exchange it at the same price. As soon as you come, even if the Qin State knows about it, it has nothing to do with the Chu State, and when the time comes, you will put the blame on me, if Prime Minister Fan wants to blame, he will blame himself for making friends carelessly. Second, I will take these grains back to Zhao State, even if I don't earn ten times the profit of Zhao State, and there is no hard work and fright fee for dozens of boxes of gold, Zhao Guo will not want to get a grain of rice into his teeth. Today in front of the King of Chu, there are also Xinlingjun, Chunshenjun and all of you present, everyone will be a witness together, tomorrow morning we will exchange gold for food, and I will take people all the way north, haha! This time I can see that this grain is much more valuable than jewelry, and a person can still be alive without jewelry, but without food, even if he is rich, when he starves to death, the gold will still belong to someone else. In the future, when you fight your battles, I will do my business, and the more lively you fight, the more I will earn. Hahahaha! ”
Chen Zheng made an impromptu speech, and everyone was confused, and the Lu Gongzi in front of him seemed to be a different person?
When Xiong Wan heard that grain could be exchanged for gold, his heart suddenly became much more balanced, and a smile bloomed on his face.
"Uncle Wang actually drove himself? This king only heard that when Zhang Yi was in Chu State, Uncle Wang drove for him and gave him the gift of honor. The king has never enjoyed such a courtesy! ”
Zilan's face turned from red to blue, from green to green, from green to black, and she couldn't tell what color it was for a while.
Zou Yan turned his head to look at Chen Zheng and smiled: "Young Master Lu, listening to what you just said, isn't Gongzi making a fortune in a national disaster!" ”
"Huh! Even if I am making a fortune, it is still filling the stomach of the family, in exchange for something that cannot be eaten, drunk, brought alive, or taken away after death, it is much better than those who export war and sell arms, right? Hahahaha! ”
"Arms? What is munitions? ”
"The munition is Gatling, oh no, it's the sword and halberd used in war, it's the bow and crossbow."
Zou Yan was stunned: "Those can also be sold?" ”
"Let's put it this way, you sell the spear to this side, sell the shield to the other side, let them fight around, you just watch the excitement on the side, and then upgrade the spear and shield alternately when you are idle, both sides have to keep looking for you to buy contradictions, right?!"
Xiong Wan high-fived and said, "High!" It's really high! Create contradictions for others, just sell contradictions, let others fight inextricably, and when they all stop, clean them up together. Brother Lu really impressed my little brother! ”
Chen Zheng waved his hand: "Where, where!" Actually, there are even higher. You export a lot of spears and shields to others, and after a long time they can't make weapons on their own, so they have to rely on you. You coldly cut them out of stock, and how can they fight you with rusty spears and shields? So, the defense industry depends on itself..., oh, it's far, it's coming, it's drinking! ”
Xiong Wan nodded and said, "Brother Lu's extraneous voice has already been understood, that is..."
Chen Zheng interrupted: "What is it?!" Big brother, I'm leaving tomorrow, let's not talk about anything else, just drink. Come on, come on, according to what Pingyuanjun said, there are still three bottles after drinking this bottle. ”
"Wait!" Xiong Wan raised his hand, and then beckoned to the attendants in the hall and said, "Bring the generous gift prepared by this king." ”
Gift? Chen Zheng was stunned.
After a while, two waiters walked up to Chen Zheng with a lacquer box and a lacquered square plate with a stack of clothes on it.
"Hahahaha!" Xiong Wan laughed and said, "I don't know why Brother Lu is dressed so shabby, but my little brother has a few clothes to give." The younger brother also heard that Brother Lu and Xinling Jun exchanged the Zhan Lu Sword and the Fish Intestine Sword in exchange, how could I, the king of Chu, not join in the fun. Since Brother Lu transferred the Zhan Lu Sword to others, how could he lack self-defense?! ”
"Is this...?" Chen Zheng stood up and pointed to the two rectangular boxes.
"Hahahaha! The eldest brother opened it and saw it. ”
Chen Zheng walked over and opened the two lacquer boxes in turn, and there were clearly two short swords inside.
At this time, Huang Xie, Wei Wuji, Zou Yan and Jing Yang, who were present, all came over.
Chen Zheng picked up one of the short swords, and when the blade was unsheathed, a cold light flashed in the palace hall, and when he looked at it again, a tortoiseshell-like pattern faintly appeared on the blade.
Wei Wuji picked up another short sword with great curiosity, and as soon as the blade was unsheathed, a sparkling light pierced everyone's eyes, and a wavy pattern faintly appeared on the blade.
The two short swords emitted a humming sound at the same time, which seemed to come from far and near, and the sound rippled and shook everyone's eardrums in the palace hall for a long time.
Huang Xie exclaimed: "King Chu! ”
Everyone was stunned, what did Chun Shenjun do when he shouted to King Chu at this time?
"I only heard that the two divine swords of this cadre and Mo Xie were hidden by the first king, but the old man has never seen the true face, today the king of Chu has to give this pair of divine swords to Brother Lu?!" Huang Xie spoke with a trill, staring at Xiong Wan with pity.
"Hahahaha!" Xiong Wan laughed and said, "This pair of divine swords is indeed hidden by the previous king. To tell the truth, if it weren't for the fact that this king pretended to be a coachman and fled back to Chu in time, this pair of divine swords would have been put into the coffin of the previous king. Now that Brother Lu has come all the way to Chu State, he is leaving tomorrow, and this king can only endure the pain of parting his love. ”
"Why should the king give away a pair of divine swords, it's okay to leave one!" Huang Xie couldn't hold back a little.
"Eh~, don't you know that this pair of divine swords is a male and female sword, how can there be a reason for separation."
Wei Wuji looked at Chen Zheng and said with a smile: "King Chu has a good intention, Brother Lu just has to laugh." After speaking, he took the cadre sword from Chen Zheng's hand, returned the male and female swords to the sheath respectively, and handed them to Chen Zheng together.
Xiong Wan also stepped down from his seat and waved his hand to signal the two waiters holding the empty box to step back.
Chen Zheng has repeatedly said that the clothes can be accepted, but the pair of male and female swords dare not win people's love.
When they were holding each other, Zilan stood up, took advantage of everyone's unpreparedness, bypassed a pillar in the main hall, and quietly slipped out of the hall.
Just as Zilan's right foot was about to step out of the hall, Zou Yan greeted with a smile: "Where is Uncle Wang going?" ”
Only then did Chen Zheng and the others realize that Zilan's seat was empty.
Zilan turned her head to look at Zou Yan, and said with pain on her face: "The old man is not feeling well, so he went back to the house first." With that, he took a step and ran out of the hall.
Chen Zheng chased out with two swords, the cadre and Mo Ye.
I only heard a "plop" outside the hall, followed by a scream of "ah", and everyone in the hall walked out of the hall to see what was going on.
Poor Uncle Wang Zilan, slid down against the steps, unlike Huang Xie, this time gravity completely defeated friction, Zilan slid straight to the bottom of the steps before landing on the ground with an old face and stopped.
The palace guards on both sides have seen someone playing speed skating on the steps of the palace hall for the first time since they joined the work.
Suddenly, one of the guards shouted, "Snake! ”
I saw a black-brown poisonous snake about one meter long in the middle of the steps, spitting out a letter with its head held high, staring at Xiong Wan and the others who had just come out of the main hall.
Huang Xie was stunned: "How can there be such a thing in the palace?" ”
Xiong Wan pointed at the poisonous snake and shouted, "What are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you kill this thing for this king?! ”
When the guards heard the king's order, as if the Decepticon had just been filled with energy blocks and the chimpanzee had just eaten a banana, they surrounded the poisonous snake with the momentum of a hungry tiger pounced, and after a sound of "click", a living poisonous snake turned into an eel on the spot, and a pair of snake eyes slowly closed.
Xiong Wan and Chen Zheng and others walked to the middle of the steps, looked down at the bloody eel Duan Er on the steps, and couldn't help but let out a sigh of "tsk", who knew that the snake suddenly opened its eyes, revealing sharp fangs, so frightened that Xiong Wan took a step back, and instantly tripped on the steps, fortunately there was Huang Xie behind him, otherwise he would have broken the new historical record of speed skating in the palace hall in the history of Chu State.
Chen Zheng pulled out the sword and stabbed it towards the snake's head, but the blade of the sword was not finished passing through the snake's head, and it pierced straight into the steps for more than three inches, Chen Zheng stepped on the snake's head with his foot and pulled out the sword, not only was the blade uninjured, but there was no trace of blood.
The sword was unsheathed, and everyone sighed at the great power of the male and female swords, wondering why this snake suddenly appeared in the palace.
The palace guards touched their heads, feeling as if something was going on? Why is it in my head, but suddenly I forget it? When he looked around blankly, hey, Uncle Wang was still lying down there!
When Wang Shuzilan was set up, both eyes were full of bruises, and she had already transformed into a baby panda.
Everyone shouted for a long time, but Zilan didn't react, just closed a ball of black eyelids and fell unconscious.
Chen Zheng shouted: "There are snakes!" ”
Zilan's originally dark eyelids opened in an instant, revealing two frightened whites of her eyes.
A guard somehow had a whim, took three steps and two steps to pick up the snake head on the steps, took it to Zilan's eyes and shook it twice, and said in a tone of invitation and reward: "Uncle Wang, don't be surprised, the snake has been killed by us on the spot." ”
Zilan rolled her eyelids and immediately fainted.
Xiong Wan was puzzled, beckoned Huang Xie to send Wang Shuzilan back to the mansion, and arranged for the palace imperial doctor to go with him.
Chen Zheng squeezed his eyes at Wei Wuji, and smiled at Xiong Wan: "Since my brother and I are going to leave the Chu State tomorrow, I don't dare to go to Chunshenjun's mansion, it is better to live in Uncle Wang's mansion today, so I can take care of Uncle Wang." ”
Huang Xie was just about to speak, but Zou Yan echoed: "What Lu Gongzi said is very true. Uncle Wang just fell unexpectedly, a little skin injury, the old man is a little familiar with medical skills, He Lao went to the imperial doctor, there is the old man and Lu Gongzi to take care of Uncle Wang, the king of Chu can rest assured. ”
Chen Zheng saw that Xiong Wan was still hesitating, and hurriedly said, "I will accept this pair of divine swords and clothes." Xinling Jun will also return to Wei tomorrow, and the King of Chu and General Jing Lao will fulfill the friendship of landlords. ”
Wei Wuji smiled: "Brother Lu doesn't go to the gentle township in Chunshenjun's mansion, and he also has a different temperament. That's it! The eldest brother and Mr. Zou Zi can go with Chun Shenjun to take care of Uncle Wang, and I will ask for advice from General Jing in front of the King of Chu. As he spoke, he grabbed Jingyang and teased: "Later, General Jing will let me have a few points, hahahaha!" ”
Originally, he planned to leave the palace and go to Jingyang in Zilan's Mansion to see Xiong Wan, and then look at Wei Wuji, but he was left with a helpless face.
When the group came to the palace gate, Xiong Wan, Wei Wuji, and Jing Yang watched Chen Zheng and Zou Yan get into Huang Xie's carriage, and the two palace guards carried Zilan to another carriage, one serving as a coachman in front and the other serving as an escort in the carriage.
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Halfway through, Chen Zheng and Zou Yan looked at each other and smiled, beckoning the driver to drive in the other direction.
Huang Xie looked out the window, where was this going?
Chen Zheng didn't wait for Huang Xie to ask a question, and said with a smile: "Chun Shenjun is a little restless, and he will see it later." ”
The two carriages circled around and finally stopped.
The three people in front got out of the carriage, Chen Zheng walked to a high-gate compound, and tapped lightly on the door a few times, only to see Xu Fu probe out, and the gate immediately opened.
Huang Xie looked around outside the door, and Zou Yan smiled on the side: "Does Chun Shenjun know where this is?" ”
“……”
"Hahahaha! It's a place of hidden mysteries! ”
Suddenly, Li Mu and Jing Hammer ran out of it, and they were all overjoyed when they saw Chen Zheng.
When Li Mu saw Chen Zheng holding two short swords in his hands, he couldn't help but walk closer, and pulled out the swords in his hand, and let out an exclamation of "tsk" in his mouth.
The thorn hammer on the side was surprised: "Are these two swords for me?" It's a whole thing! How does the master know that I am good at using dual sword drops?! ”
Chen Zheng's eyes widened: "You can cut yourself to death with a sword, and you still want to stick a knife in both ribs, oh no, do you want to stick a sword in both ribs or what?!" ”
Li Mu returned the male and female swords to Chen Zheng after returning them to the sheath, and hurriedly beckoned the hammer to take over the unconscious Wang Shulan from the two palace guards.
Chen Zheng sent two guards back to the palace to resume his life, and before leaving, he did not forget to advise: "Just say that Uncle Wang will be sent." ”
The two guards looked at the cadres and Mo Ye in Chen Zheng's hands, and then at Huang Xie and Zou Yan who were present, their eyes fluttered, and they knelt on the ground and said, "Uncle Wang has been sent back to the mansion." After saying that, he stood up, turned back on the spot, raised his arms and trotted all the way.
Chen Zheng turned to look at Huang Xie who was at a loss, and smiled mysteriously: "Chun Shenjun, please?!" ”
At this time, Li Mu and Jing Hammer had already carried Zilan in.
Huang Xie looked at Chen Zheng and Zou Yan smiling, and pretended to be calm and ordered the coachman outside the door: "Wait here." Then he strode through the door.
Chen Zheng stretched out his hand to greet Zou Yan and said, "Mr. Zou Zi, please." ”
Zou Yan also waved his sleeves: "Lu Gongzi, please." ”
When everyone entered the courtyard, Xu Fu stood outside the door and closed the door, sat in the driver's seat of the carriage behind, and looked around vigilantly from time to time.