Chapter 280: Nezha of the Heavens in One
"You are?"
Li Jing looked at the child-faced strong man in front of him, and asked with some unacceptable questions on his face.
"Oh, Dabi, you're so annoying, of course I'm your most beloved little Nezha!"
The boy-faced strong man said and hugged Li Jing.
As a result, because of too much force, a mouthful of old blood squeezed by Li Jing squirted out.
"Dadby, what's wrong with you, Dadby?"
Nezha saw that Li Jing was vomiting blood, and thought that Li Jing was going to die from some internal injury, so he kept shaking Li Jing and asked Li Jing.
“emmmmm......”
"Don't shake it!"
Li Jing said to Nezha with a faint breath.
Originally, he was just pinched by Nezha's pectoral muscles, but now after being shaken a few times by Nezha, he actually had a concussion!
Do you know you're a King Kong Barbie, your brother bastard!
Li Jing complained in his heart.
"Ahem~"
"I said Brother Jing. You're a bit of a great son!"
At this time, Yue Buqun coughed and crawled out of the rubble.
Although Nezha was infinitely powerful, and the sneak attack was successful just now, in fact, Yue Buqun was not harmed.
After all, Yue Buqun's dragon elephant is not practiced in vain, and Yue Buqun's flesh is already an extremely high-intensity existence.
If Yue Buqun is slaughtered, peeled and dismantled, that Yue Buqun's bones are also excellent refining materials.
Not to mention other attributes, it is definitely a hard bone!
......
"Well, you're alright?"
"What do you want to do?"
"I will never let you hurt my dad!"
Nezha stood beside Li Jing and said to Yue Buqun.
Yue Buqun: "......"
"I hurt the hammer!"
"I'm friends with your dad, and I just had a test with your dad!"
Yue Buqun said to Nezha.
Nezha: "Is it true?"
Nezha glanced at Li Jing and asked Li Jing.
Li Jing: "Well, it's true!"
Li Jing nodded and said.
......
Yasuo: "I said, Mr. Li, how did you raise this son of yours?"
"How can you do it!"
Yasuo asked Li Jing.
Li Jing: "???"
"How do I do it?"
Li Jing asked Yasuo with a confused expression.
Yasuo: "Look at your son, how old did you say your son is?"
"Three?"
"What kind of devilish training did a three-year-old child go through to train such a muscle!"
Yasuo asked Li Jing viciously.
Li Jing: "......"
"How do I know ......"
Li Jing glanced up at Yasuo and said.
Yasuo: "???"
"What do you mean?"
"You still ask me how I know, isn't that your son?"
Yasuo said to Li Jing: "As long as you tell me the training method, I won't pursue it!"
Yasuo said to Li Jing.
Li Jing: "???"
"Why do I think there's something wrong with this?"
Li Jing turned his head and said to Yasuo: "This is my family matter, why should you take care of it?"
Li Jing asked Yasuo.
Yasuo: "......"
"Ahem!"
"This is a skill I just learned!"
"It's called Moral Sanctions!"
"As long as you grasp the apex of virtue and stand up, you will be able to defy some enemies!"
Yasuo smiled and said to Li Jing: "But it doesn't seem to be of any use......"
Yasuo said with a sigh.
Yasuo: "Still, I want to know, how did you train Nezha to be like this?"
Yasuo asked Li Jing with some curiosity.
"I also want to be like Nezha!:"
Yasuo said with an envious expression.
Bai Suzhen: "Seriously, if there is really a way, I also want my family officials to practice well!"
Bai Suzhen said to Li Jing with wide eyes.
Li Jing: "......"
"I don't know!"
"This isn't my son either!"
Li Jing said to Yasuo with a sad face.
“???”
"Not your son?"
"I said, Li Tianwang, are you making trouble?"
The people in the group chat asked Li Jing with some disbelief.
Li Jing: "......"
"Why am I lying to you?"
"I'm telling you, my son doesn't know what's wrong, and he always changes his personality every few days!"
"And the conjoined body type is also changed!"
"Seriously, I don't even know if I gave birth to a son or a daughter......"
Li Jing said to everyone with some blankness.
Nie Xiaoqian: "......"
"You've got something!"
Nie Xiaoqian looked at Li Jing and said to Li Jing.
Li Jing: "......"
"I'm so hard!"
"I don't even know what's going on!"
Li Jing said to everyone with a melancholy face.
The Lord of Honkai: "The current Nezha is the Nezha in "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes"!"
"Your son is still in the world of ten cold!"
Zhang Yuan said to Li Jing.
Li Jing: "......"
"Group leader, can you tell me what's going on?"
Lord of Honkai: "This is a bit complicated to say, but you can simply understand that Nezha is connected to all of himself in the heavens and worlds......
"So by chance there will be some FM status!"
"That is, the state of identity swapping!"
Zhang Yuan said to Li Jing.
"So you can often see your son change someone!"
Li Jing: "......"
"So what should I do?"
Li Jing asked Zhang Yuan.
Zhang Yuan: "What else can I do?"
"Of course I went to find it!"
"If your son's body dies in another world, then you won't have a son!"
Zhang Yuan said to Li Jing.
Li Jing: "???"
"What the hell am I ......"
"So what do I do, what do I do?"
Li Jing took a deep breath and asked Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "What else can I do?"
"Of course it's to be a qualified daddy!"
"Otherwise, why do you think the group chat would give you this task?"
"Heaven-level mission!"
"Hurry up and go to Shileng to find your son!"
Zhang Yuan said to Li Jing.
Li Jing: "......"
"How do you get to Shileng?"
Lord of Honkai: "The World Gate will be able to go!"
Because this King Kong Barbie Nezha's body has coordinates that belong to the Ten Cold World, it can be teleported directly with the world gate after extraction.
"Okay, thank you, leader!"
After Li Jing apologized and thanked Zhang Yuan, he was about to leave immediately.
Yasuo: "???"
"I said you, you don't even have a Honkai point, how do you go?"
Yasuo asked Li Jing.
Li Jing: "emmmm." ”
"How much does it cost to use the World Gate?"
Yasuo: "A Thousand Honkai Points!"
"I'll pay for you!"
"You can go now!"
Yasuo said to Li Jing.
Li Jing: "Thank you for asking for your chest!"
Yasuo: "No thanks, you can give me back 2,000 when the time comes!"
Yasuo had a treacherous smile on his face.