Chapter 81: Bright and cheap are ruffians, and dark cheap are cute
At this time, everyone had already finished eating, and they had seen the excitement, and they began to leave.
Zhao Qi shouted: "Boss Wu, please bring me two more bowls of noodles......"
Wu Zhi smiled: "I'm sorry, one person is limited to one bowl per meal......"
Zhao Qi waved his hand again and again: "No, no, no, I didn't mean that, I didn't buy it for myself, but brought it to my Hun family and old mother......"
Wu Zhi was stunned: "You mean it's called takeout?" ”
Zhao Qi laughed and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, that's what it means, I want to take out ......"
After a few days of contact, some people who often come to Tianwang and eat noodles already know that Wuzhi's language is different from theirs, so it is not surprising.
"I'm sorry, but takeout can't either."
Zhao Qi was stunned, he thought that Wu Zhi would agree, but he didn't expect to be flatly refused, and he immediately couldn't hang up his face, and was a little frustrated, and asked, "Why can't you even take it out?" I'm not really adding it to myself, it's ......."
"Uncle, don't worry. I know you want to bring good things to your family to share, but because noodles are special and not easy to carry, by the time you take them home, the noodles are likely to be soft, and the noodles are not only not tasty, but also affect the taste of the soup, so in order to maintain the quality of this bowl of noodles, I don't do takeout......"
"Oh, that's ......"
"Yes.
After listening to Wu Zhi's words, Zhao Qi understood, and the complaint in his heart was gone, but ......
"You can take them to the Heavenly King Hall to eat a bowl of ...... yourself," Wu Zhidao said.
"Bring them over, come to this kind of place, and show their faces......" Zhao Qi muttered with a difficult look on his face.
"What's this, I'm not a bad place here, it's just a noodle restaurant, all the diners come here, everyone eats their own noodles, and there will be no disputes......
While saying to Zhao Qi, Wu Zhi waved his hand and said loudly to everyone:
"Everyone, please listen to me, welcome to bring the ladies of the family to the Tianwang Hall! If you have a wife, you can open the door and bring her here to eat noodles face to face, and then go home and kiss mouth to mouth behind closed doors, which is called affection; If you have an old mother, even if your teeth are not good, it doesn't matter, this bowl of noodles is smooth and refreshing, even if you are up to 80 or down to 3-year-old children, you can eat the same, and let the old mother taste a new taste, which is called filial piety......"
"Actually, it's not a big deal for a woman to go out in public, you don't need to worry too much, believe me, it's not bad at all, but it will be a fashion ......"
Wu Zhi spoke.
Everyone was stunned, some people were about to walk outside the courtyard gate with half a foot, but they turned around and stood in place for a long time before leaving, some people were thinking, some people were talking in a low voice.
Fang Qiong jumped over: "Master, how did I perform just now?" ”
Wu Zhi gave her a thumbs up: "First-class great!" Just what I want, just like my heart! ”
"Why don't you just drive Yu Chun away, and leave him here to do something, I'm afraid that he will secretly make a bad move, and the dog will jump off ......the wall in a hurry," Li Zhong also said.
"Forget it, you also said it, the dog jumped off the wall in a hurry, after all, this kind of thing can be big or small, if you meet a gangster like him, if he really goes to the yamen to sue me, it's really hard to say, it's okay for the time being......" Wu Zhi explained: "Now that he knows how powerful, he should know how to measure!" ”
"Master, did you just see the new move I came up with on my own? Do you know how I came up with it? Fang Qiong asked.
"How did you come up with this?"
"It's very simple, didn't you teach me a fist swing like this, I suddenly remembered the game of rock-paper-scissors, since there is a rock, there must be another scissors and paper, so, I have these two movements......"
Fang Qiong grinned, and did the three actions of "rock", "scissors", and "paper" in her mouth, "stone" is actually the fortune gift that Wu Zhi taught her, and "scissors" is the appearance of scissors hands that she created with two fingers, and "cloth" is to cover her face with one hand and stare at people and smile......
Unexpectedly, she developed a new three-way selling cute on the basis of Wuzhi, and it was actually based on the rock-paper-scissors boxing game as the creative ......
Just now, after the conflict with Yu Chun'er, after Wu Zhi said those few words, he asked Fang Qiong to find a way to solve it by himself, Fang Qiong was stunned for a moment, and then immediately understood-
If the face is dead, it is invincible, how to solve this?
In fact, Wu Zhi gave Fang Qiong such a question.
Fang Qiong not only understood the meaning of Wu Zhi, but also immediately learned and used it, drawing inferences from one another, learning and selling now, using the strange tricks of selling cuteness to face Yu Chun'er's ruffian, and using cuteness to control the cheap, and get this troublesome thing done, not only did it happen, but also won a full house, and won the unanimous praise of all people in the hospital......
Fang Qiong, there is you!
Wu Zhi opened his mouth and said: "Fang Qiong, I'll pinch my fingers, your current selling moves just form a 233, you listen to me to give you a new summary, remember, first the two rites, that is, the heart ceremony and the Wanfu ceremony, and then the basic three styles of selling cuteness, called pouting, leg crossing, and tilting the head, and then there are the three styles of guessing boxing that you have realized and enriched by yourself......"
"Master, I will summarize the three styles of guessing boxing, this action of squeezing into a fist and swaggering like a kitten, I renamed it, it is called the pet style, the action of covering the face with a slap, it is called the face covering style, and the one of pinching the scissor hands, it is called the plug-in ......" Fang Qiong said quickly.
"Plug-in? Why is it so murderous? ”
"Hee-hee, the meaning of the interpolation type is that I don't even have a shame to sell cute, if anyone dares not to give face, I will insert his dog eyes......"
"Ah, I understand, it turns out that this is a sword hidden in a smile, a honey-bellied sword......"
"Master, what you said, the bright sword is not as good as the dark one......
"Fang Qiong, on the road of learning cheaply, I'm afraid you are already better than the blue, and you are no longer your opponent as a teacher, congratulations, you can become a teacher!"
"Master, you say, isn't it embarrassing for me to look shameless just now...... Fortunately, my brother left first and didn't let him see it, otherwise I would have to tell everyone to know when I went back......"
"No shame. You remember, I send you eight words, bright and cheap for the ruffian, dark cheap for the cute, live and learn, different! ”
"Master, these are sixteen words!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, if I'm excited, I'll fill up my language proficiency slot and fail math......"
"Language?"
"Language is the ability to point out the mouth, such as what 'day' and 'grass', and the 'ah' I taught you last time, don't look at it is only one word, but the amount of information is very large, the content is very rich, and the emotions expressed are ever-changing, it can be said that one word can top the content of someone else's article......"
“……”
Is this called exporting into a "chapter"? Fang Qiong covered her face adoringly.