ps: Originally, I wanted to write a copy of "Reborn Camel Xiangzi", but the friends in the group said that Xiangzi was too lo, so I thought about it, then just put it here, just opened the copy of "Camel Xiangzi" a year ago because there was no good idea and threw it down, this time it was just to make up!

"System prompt: Due to an unknown error, the identity of the host in the text "Camel Xiangzi" has changed and changed to Camel Xiangzi! At the same time, the main quest has been changed to the first step: earn 100 silver dollars by pulling rickshaws! ”

Seeing this system prompt, Tang Ning almost collapsed on the spot, because the difficulty of this main quest is too perverted, you must know that Camel Xiangzi has spent three years to save a hundred silver dollars in the case of hard work and frugality, even if he can spend money without frugality, it will take at least more than a year to complete the task, but how can he bear the sin of pulling a cart? Isn't this task purely a matter of embarrassment for oneself? And this is only the first step, who knows if the second step will be more perverted and torturous?

Of course, if you are willing to have a conscience, it is not that there is no way to make quick money, after all, pulling rickshaws also belongs to the scope of "car and ship shop feet", and detouring to steal customers is not only now, there are already many people doing this at that time, such as bullying outsiders who are not familiar with the route and deliberately detouring to ask for more money, and then for example, dropping bags for fake money, that is, after receiving the fare from the passengers, while the passengers are not paying attention, the real silver dollars are exchanged for fake silver dollars in a lightning speed. Then tell the passengers that this is fake money, you have to exchange it for me, otherwise I will report to the official, because there were a lot of counterfeit money in the society at that time, so most passengers thought they were unlucky.

These tactics are so immoral that the guides to Beijing and Shanghai published in the twenties and thirties of the last century specifically reminded readers to beware of the fraudulent methods of rickshaw drivers. (There is also a technique that belongs to "car oil", this suggests that you listen to Guo Degang's cross talk "Cowardly Pulling the Car", which is very detailed.) ）

Tang Ning naturally disdained to use this kind of shady technique, so after thinking about it for a while, there was no good way, and he decided that he would be at peace if he came in, and he wouldn't be able to go back if he didn't complete the task anyway, so it was better to settle down first and then find a way.

The first thing Tang Ning did was to change his residence, because the place where Xiangzi lived in order to save money was too bad, and Tang Ning, who was used to being pampered, couldn't stay at all, in fact, if he wasn't afraid of attracting attention, he wanted to move directly to the hotel to live, anyway, he also had money.

After arranging the accommodation, Tang Ning felt that it was rare for him to come to old Beijing in the real sense, so he must take a look at the flyover to see if it was as prosperous and lively as Guo Degang's "On the Strange Status Quo of Cross Talk for Fifty Years".

According to the order of introduction in the cross talk, the first step is naturally to go to the bathhouse, this kind of bathhouse culture that flourished at that time is basically no longer visible, although there are more items in the bathing center now, but the taste is completely different!

Because Tang Ning got up late, he didn't catch up with the "first water" that the old man liked (that is, the first wave of new water in the bathhouse every morning, and the old customers like to grab this first water, because it is clean and clean), but in fact, the water is not only changed once a day, and it will still be changed at noon, so Tang Ning simply waited until noon to change the soup (the term for changing water in the bathhouse), and then Shi Shiran walked in.

After Tang Ning walked in and bought the tickets, the guy shouted "Please inside", which made him think of the sentence in the sketch "Welcome to Red Romance, three male guests!" ”

At this time, the slippers provided by the bathhouse were still wooden, and Tang Ning felt very uncomfortable to wear, but this was also a helpless thing, because the slippers that are common now could not be produced at that time.

I have to say that the master at this time is much stronger than the modern one, not only the strength is even, the acupuncture points are accurate, but also do not sell those messy services to you.

Maybe it's because the bathhouse that Tang Ning came to this time is relatively high-end, so he didn't meet the men who unloaded coal in the morning as mentioned in the cross talk, and naturally he couldn't see the young man taking a cold cloth to carry cinders outside, but he still ordered a white embryo (that is, noodles over the water) and a plate of wide soup slices after taking a bath, and poured the soup into it with the techniques in cross talk, and ate it in a daze.

After eating enough, I began to visit the overpass, this time was indeed the heyday of the overpass, such as the coal unloader (unloading a cart of coal in the morning to earn two yuan, and then the day is not working), feeding many opera artists here, cross talk, storytelling, Peking opera, drums, acrobatics everything, and they are all legendary masters.

Just as Tang Ning was wandering around, someone suddenly came over and asked him in a low voice: "Guys, do you want a big ocean of Xiaocuihua's "Zhanwan City", the whole book?" ”

At first glance, Tang Ning was a little stunned, but then he reacted and promised repeatedly: "Yes, yes, this must be wanted!" ”

The reason why it was sold so mysteriously and mysteriously, and Tang Ning agreed so simply, is because this Peking Opera "Zhan Wancheng" is the legendary "Fan Opera", that is, the bed scene in Peking Opera.

Friends who are familiar with the Three Kingdoms know that "Zhan Wancheng" is from the story of Cao Cao's conquest of Zhang Xiu in Wancheng in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Of course, the actor who plays Zou here is naturally a male actor, but at this time, the male Dan is more charming than a woman, and it is by no means comparable to the so-called "women's clothing boss" now, at this time there is a famous male Dan Yang Yuelou in Shanghai, he is most famous for the role of "Daji" in "Romance of the Gods", this guy is beautiful and has snow-white skin, and he takes off his clothes one by one on stage, and every time he takes off a piece of color, until he finally takes off into a bikini, yes, it is a bikini, Come and seduce the king, who do you say can stand this? (You can look for it, there should be stills from Yang Yuelou's "Daji" on Baidu, and he also wore transparent pajamas to play the spider spirit in "Pansiling", and danced in "Seven Captures of Meng Huo")