Chapter 188: It's very tortuous and contradictory

"Everyone is gone, what are you going to do?"

"Do you know why I gave Jiang Zhushan ten taels of thanks? Because, the life and death of the noodle restaurant tomorrow will only fall on him. ”

"What do you mean?"

"I'll tell you more about it later. Tigers, let's go, let's send Professor Tie's father and daughter home. ”

The three little tigers shouted, "Tigers? Is it calling us? ”

Wu Zhi took the wooden basin from Jin Lian's hand, sandwiched it in the crook of half of his arm, and waved his other hand and said, "Yes." From today onwards, you're a group, called the Tigers. ”

"Tigers? Ok, good, good! The three little tigers were very satisfied, and immediately came over to help Tie Fei Daoren, accompanied by Wu Zhi and Tie Yuxiang, a group of five, and went down the mountain together.

The three little tigers were very naughty, and they thought that the iron door was walking slowly, and soon the two big ones directly set him up one left and one right, and disappeared in the snow, and the youngest brother Hong chased after him desperately......

left Wu Zhi and Tie Yuxiang at the end......

"Hey, don't run, be careful if you fall...... Oops-" Yuxiang was anxious and wanted to follow, but as a result, she was tall, but it was not easy to balance, so she stepped on one foot without chasing two steps, and sat in the snow with one butt.

"Hahaha......" Wu Zhi, who witnessed this moment, leaned forward and leaned back.

"......" Yuxiang was embarrassed to get up, but at this time, the disadvantage of being tall came again - her legs kept slipping.

"Hahaha!" Wu Zhi laughed heartlessly.

It's so funny!

"You're still laughing!" Tie Yuxiang was annoyed.

"Come on, I'll help you!"

"I don't want you to help me!" Yuxiang is quite stubborn.

"This road is too slippery, your legs are long, I don't help you, you can't get up!" However, Wu Zhi had already seen through everything.

"I said I don't want you to help, I just don't want you to help!"

Tie Yuxiang ignored Wu Zhi's outstretched right hand, tried again, her legs were still slippery, and she accidentally fell again, and she grinned, but she said to herself in her mind to be calm, calm, and after thinking about it, she had to carefully turn over, kneeling the two cannon racks on the ground first, and then slowly squatting up one leg at a time, the whole process was very difficult - but fortunately, it was finally completed!

Wu Zhi looked more and more happy, she squatted and wanted to get up before the action of hugging her chest and buttocks, it was like a female thinker, okay?

Also, it's still early for the Chinese New Year, what does your big bow mean?

"Why do you bother, I'll help you, don't you get up early?" Wu Zhi saw that Tie Yuxiang finally barely stood up straight, and laughed at her.

Yuxiang said: "Men and women don't kiss, don't you understand?" ”

Wu Zhidao: "I'm sorry, I don't read much, but I've never heard of such a thing, you are an ancient, don't lie to me......"

"Reading less should be more diligent and hard-working, the ancients said, reading has three flavors, is the so-called 'winter years, night days, rainy days', as long as you want to learn, you can always 'steal' time, haven't you heard of the allusion to stealing the light from the wall and the snow in the bag?"

"I haven't heard of it. I have only heard the story of the cone of the head cantilever and the thorn of the strand, and I think these ancients are very tortuous. ”

"How come the ancients were so stupid and contradictory?"

"It's a roundabout, not a fool. You see, the head cantilever beam cone thorn thorn stock, why, for reading, for fame, for the temple, but, the ancients have another saying, the body hair and skin of the parents, dare not destroy, listen, in this way, there is no contradiction, the temple and the high hall, can only choose one of the two, your head cantilever cone thorn stock, in order to be able to stand high above the temple in the future, but still do not accept the high hall of your body hair and skin in the eyes? ”

"This ......" Yuxiang was dumbfounded: "You, you are clearly a fallacy!" ”

"Really? Do you dare to say that this is not very contradictory? ”

"Nonsense! You're all nonsense! Yuxiang looked left and right and said, "You say, how can I become an ancient?" ”

Wu Zhi smiled and said, "You still say that you are not an ancient!" You see, I want to help you, you come to a great truth of the ancients, to spread a false sentence that men and women do not kiss, I casually said that I read less and you don't lie to me, but you dropped my book bag again, and told me the allusions of the ancients who chiseled the wall to steal the light, and the bag reflected the snow, you yourself said, you are not the 'ancients', even if you are not, you are at least the spokesperson of the ancients and did not run away......"

"You!" The aroma of iron jade was so oblivion that he turned around and was about to leave. As a result, his feet slipped again, and after his body twisted several times, he barely fell down.

Seeing that her hands were open, her buttocks were kicking again, and her long legs didn't dare to move a step, her clumsy appearance really made people feel angry and funny, so Wu Zhi said kindly again:

"Come on, I just have one free hand, just to help you......"

How do you know that Yuxiang is still stubborn and restrained: "I don't want you to help!" ”

Angry, Wu Zhi stepped on the snow on the ground, and there was a creaking sound, and while striding forward, he threw a sentence out of his mouth and said: "Tie Yuxiang, I will obey you if I don't support the wall!" ”

After walking more than a dozen steps, I looked back and saw that Yuxiang was following behind her ass X strands step by step, her body was shaking, which was very anxious. Obviously, she was scared of falling and had no guts.

And at night, the snow is frozen, and the road is getting more and more slippery, and it is one foot high and one foot low, which is not easy to walk. Moreover, it is easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down......

Wu Zhi had no choice but to slow down, take a few steps and stop a few steps, accompany this quaint Miss Tie, slowly descending the mountain, suddenly, a group of chaotic voices came from the road ahead.

It turned out to be a few people who had just gotten off their posts in the Heavenly King Hall and were going home together, whispering about Tie Yuxiang's height and appearance.

"Mom, Professor Tie's daughter, that length is just scared to death ...... daddy"

"When she passed me, I was about to get up and go to the hut, but I was so shocked that I sat down again...... Her legs are all up to my chest......"

"Hahaha......"

"No wonder her dad has been hiding her in the boudoir......"

"Oops, I'm worried about my ......"

"How can you worry about someone?"

"Like her, I'm afraid I can't find my in-laws?!!! You say, right? Who can ride such a tall horse? ”

"It's hard, it's hard......"

"I like this length!"

"Siwa, what's the use of you liking, you stand in front of her, I'm afraid I can't even reach her ass, even if I give you a chair, I'm afraid it's enough to choke ......"

"Hahaha......"

"You say, she is wearing a face cover, is there something wrong with her face?"

"You mean ugly?"

"Or is it a birthmark?"

"I can't see her red gauze before, but then the silver gauze shows some appearance, it should be quite handsome......"

"Brother, you are so drunk that your feet are swinging, your eyes are dizzy, can you still tell whether the girl is beautiful or handsome? Although the silver yarn is a little transparent, it is a foggy flower after all, and it can't be really...... Could it be that brother, you are brain-filled? ”