Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Turtle with a Shrunken Head

After returning to Qiaozhuang, Tie Xinyuan didn't want to move lazily.

The haystack has become a place for Brother Qiao and Wang Poxi, and Wang Poxi's husband is using the oil mill on Zhuangzi for free. Shui Zhu'er sells a lot of tea every day, and those soldiers are very rich, but they can't enter the city, so when Shui Zhu'er buys a lot of braised meat and wine from Wang Rouhua, his tea shed becomes a tavern.

After the hairy face of the bun was cleaned up by the razor, how to look at it and how pleasing to the eye, it was best to leave the oil extraction to him.

But ah, when Tie Xinyuan saw Baozi stealing oil residue, he still kicked him a few times, that thing is used as horse feed, and it is what people eat.

Everything is harmonious, especially when I see Mrs. Wang and her wife pushing a cart of vegetable oil and oil residue home in love, this feeling is even stronger.

"The woman was very good at serving, and I couldn't resist giving her a tael of silver."

Brother Qiao looked at other people's wives with affection, and Tie Xinyuan was unwilling to answer this kind of question, so he went to Rou'er to see if their new ** had been developed.

Before he opened the door, a shoe flew over and buckled on Tie Xinyuan's face.

Tie Xinyuan shook his head and closed the door, put his shoes in front of the door, and quickly dispelled the idea of going in.

There is sugar candy, and I basically have no human rights, so don't go in and find it uncomfortable.

When I was a child, it was not a problem for a group of people to play in a shallow pond, but when I grew up a few years old, it became a sin to even look at **.

I still like that chubby sugar candy, but now that she has grown into a goblin, her temper has become a goblin, and if she is made more beautiful, she will probably eat people.

In contrast, the princess is likable. Hearing Wang gradually say that after Tie Xinyuan was imprisoned, she cried and fainted twice, if it wasn't for Wang Gradually, she would have gone to her father to turn herself in, saying that she was the culprit.

After Tie Xinyuan took the time to go home and tell her that she was okay, the princess was as happy as a little bird, and seemed to want to jump off the city.

A brainless woman will only be liked if she is more beautiful.

At least at this moment, Tie Xinyuan was suffering from a shoe, and that's what he thought.

Other people's wives are the best women, and Tie Xinyuan felt this from Su Mei.

This woman took seven or eight maids, wives and a group of generals, dragged more than a dozen carts of food, and went directly into the army camp from Fengzhou.

Here she is almost the hostess, she doesn't dare to say that she will reward the three armies, and her father-in-law Yang Wenguang doesn't dare to do this. He only said that he invited the soldiers at the border gate to eat a hot meal.

She had to distribute 2,400 copper kettles to the soldiers one by one, and each one had to tell the soldiers not to drink raw water in the south.

Dinner is a large piece of pork, and mutton, in order to ensure that there is no mistake, Su Mei insisted on scooping out a spoonful of broth from each pot, drinking it personally, and only after testing that there was no problem did he invite the soldiers to eat meat and drink soup together.

Seeing Su Mei lying on the railing and vomiting to death, Tie Xinyuan said slowly: "If you are pregnant, you have to stuff four or five bowls of oily broth." God forbids that he didn't die. ”

Su Mei, who was full of tears and snot, glared at Tie Xinyuan, vomited wildly for a while, and rinsed his mouth with tea before saying, "I don't believe that Da Lang will even say to you about the boudoir between our husband and wife." ”

Tie Xinyuan looked at Su Mei's stomach and said, "Do you still need him to say?" He only needs to come back once, and you will have one more child. This is already the norm. ”

Su Mei was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said, "The little monkey has a spring heart, who is it?" Sugar sugar? ”

Tie Xinyuan turned his head and left, and a woman who became a relative generally became a hooligan. As a young man, he is not an opponent of others.

Su Mei dragged Tie Xinyuan and said, "I don't have time to pay attention to who you are doing, I just want to know, what is the epidemic malaria recipe you are talking about?"

This group of people is about to go to southern Xinjiang to fight. Don't you feel pitiful for them? At this time, the secret recipe was still hidden. ”

Tie Xinyuan sighed and said, "That is, you can ask for other people's secret recipes, and you can ask for it so justifiably."

I originally planned to feed this thing for my children and grandchildren for three generations, but it was not possible to hand it over so easily. ”

Su Mei sneered: "You are still a child, this is for the sake of future generations?" ”

Tie Xinyuan said with a smile: "People who have no long-term worries must have near-term worries, and it is always good to prepare early." ”

Su Mei knew that he was at a loss, and sat for a while before saying: "These soldiers are climbing ice and snow in the north for the country, and now that the south is in turmoil, they have to travel thousands of miles to conquer the south of Xinjiang, and they are all born to their parents."

Can't you be generous once? Make more medicines and bring them with them, and one less death for the soldiers is the blessing you have accumulated in the world. ”

Tie Xinyuan looked at Su Mei with a worried face, pointed at those generals and said, "If you cook a broth, you need to taste it yourself before people eat it."

I took out some pills and ran to tell the general that these pills can cure the epidemic, what do you think those people will do to me? Will you put all the mildly toxic pills in my mouth for poison testing?

Tell you, if you take too much of that medicine, it will really kill you. ”

Su Mei pointed to the imperial doctor sent by the palace and said, "You can ask the imperial doctor to help you prove ......"

Su Mei shut up halfway through her words, the consequences of finding an imperial doctor were even more terrifying, and Tie Xinyuan had no need to put himself in danger for others.

Tie Xinyuan and Su Mei sat side by side on the low fence of Qiaozhuang and did not speak.

After a long time, when the fireflies were flying up from the field, Tie Xinyuan said slowly: "I have prepared a lot of medicines for Da Lang, these medicines are enough for him to take for several years, and I can guarantee that these medicines are effective with my life."

But ah, that's all, I'm vouching for Dalang because I owe it.

As for others, it's better to be a turtle with a shrunken head, this is forced by current events, not Tie Xinyuan's greed for money, nor Tie Xinyuan's ruthlessness.

To do this, not only did you have to offend countless imperial doctors, but you also had to take unnecessary risks, which is something that only a saint can do. I just can't be a saint, and I don't want to be a saint. ”

Su Mei's tears slowly flowed, and she sobbed: "Obviously there is a good medicine that can reduce casualties, but we can only watch them die, what is the reason?" ”

Tie Xinyuan caught a firefly with his hand, looked at him in the palm of his hand, and smiled uncertainly: "The corpses buried in the grave are not all old and dead......

Soon, Tie Xinyuan discovered the benefits of being a shrinking turtle, a businessman provided a lot of rice grain to the military camp in order to make money, and as a result, some sergeants ate bad stomachs.

The angry soldiers arrested the shopkeeper to the barracks, and waited for Kaifeng Mansion to figure out that those soldiers were just a little unaccustomed to the soil and water, and the diarrhea caused by eating too much meat.

By the time he found the poor shopkeeper, he had lost his heart, and it was said that he had been boiled and eaten by the thugs......

After hearing about this, Su Mei never mentioned the pills, even if others asked, she refused, saying that there had never been such a thing.

Brother Qiao has been more troubled recently, and Wang Po has come to Zhuangzi more and more often.

Sometimes he even offered to live in Zhuangzi.

Naturally, this thing can't be agreed.,** It may be a very exciting experience, and I'm afraid there won't be much passion when I get it home and watch it all day.

Last time, a big bull could solve it, but this time I'm afraid it won't be easy to solve with a cow.

There is no end to man's greed.

At least, that's what Brother Qiao said.

In the past, I gave Wang Po a hairpin, and a silver ingot could make that woman happy for many days.

Now, even when given a bead, the woman always had a misty expression, hoping to get a string of beads.

Brother Qiao doesn't beat women.

So, this guy took Rou'er, who needed to go to Tokyo City to open a ** store, and lived in the coandano alley together.

As soon as Brother Qiao left, Wang Poxi would go to Tie Xinyuan to cry. Tie Xinyuan couldn't stand this woman's stalking, so he had to move back home and officially announce that his pro-lunar practice was over.

The princess was still full of longing for the pears of the Tie family, and whenever she had free time, she would lie down on the city and watch the growing fruit of the pear tree. (To be continued.) )

PS: In the second chapter, I wish my brothers and sisters good luck and good luck in the New Year.