Seeing his son constantly making excuses for his laziness, Li Shimin couldn't help but shake his head.

This son of his own, he is still smart, but he is too lazy.

"Qingque, the head of Chang'an County, is clever." Li Shimin said with a slight smile.

"What?" Li Tai was even more surprised, and said, "Dad, are you sure you don't have a bad brain?" ”

Wannian County let me sit, Chang'an County let Li Chengqian sit, did my father get stimulated by something? Otherwise, why do such exciting things?

Now there are rumors of the east and west palaces.

The East Palace Prince's Mansion, the West Palace Wei Wang's Mansion.

It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that now the two palaces are seizing the heir, and it is inseparable.

Li Tai is very wronged, the grandson who snatched the hair, is his performance really so obvious?

"Dad, don't you think I'm Wannian County, and Brother Prince is Chang'an County, isn't this very subtle?" Li Tai said tactfully: "If someone makes a fuss about this, it will be very bad." ”

"Hmph, as long as you act right and sit upright, what are you afraid of?" Li Shimin said.

"I'm afraid, of course I'm afraid." Li Tai sighed helplessly and said, "Anyway, the county orders of these two counties are troublesome!" ”

"If you don't go, you have to go!" Li Shimin stared at a pair of big eyes and said, "Give me a good job!" If you don't do a good job, I'll punish you! ”

"Daddy!"

Li Tai looked at Li Shimin very aggrieved.

"Forget it, hey! Just don't regret it. Li Tai sighed and could only compromise.

If ordinary people get the positions of these two county orders, they will probably be extremely happy.

But Li Tai and Li Chengqian, one is the crown prince and the other is the king of Wei, it can be said that they are one of the most noble and powerful people in the Tang Dynasty, and let these two people serve as Chang'an County and Wannian County at the same time, this is simply ...... Fight in the ring!

Li Tai also saw that his father must have done it on purpose.

Don't you see that Li Chengqian and I are already on the same page? You're adding fuel to the fire, hey, what the hell are you thinking!

Li Tai is very depressed!

Don't you be glad to see your son kill each other?

"Dad, me and Brother Gao Ming, who is the biological one?" Li Tai couldn't help but say.

"Shaft, gibberish!" Li Shimin's eyes widened.

Forget it, let's go to the old lady to complain.

Li Tai walked outside with a depressed face, and when he was about to reach the door, Li Tai turned around and said, "Dad, I want to ask you a question." ”

"Huh?"

"What do this woman's pregnancy have in common with the rotten roots of the radish?" Li Tai asked.

"This ......" Li Shimin couldn't help frowning, what do they have in common?

"Hey, it's really a happy thing to crush your dad in IQ, I'm going to look up to the sky and laugh and go out, hahahahaha." Li Tai walked outside proudly. It was as if he had taken a big breath.

Looking at Li Tai's figure, the corners of Li Shimin's mouth showed a smile of conspiracy success.

Li Tai's guess was not wrong, Li Shimin just wanted Li Tai and Li Chengqian to have a big fight, and he wanted to see whether Li Tai was better or Li Chengqian was better.

As a father, he naturally hopes that his son will be excellent, but when one of the two sons is even better, he can't help but worry about the heir he chooses.

That's why he came up with such a play.

This is also a kind of temptation on his part.

"Li Cheng, what does this woman's pregnancy have in common with rotten radish?" Li Shimin asked.

……

Li Tai came to the queen's bedroom slowly and sat lazily.

The queen is weaving, compared to the idlers in the palace, the queen is really busy.

Li Tai picked up the candied fruit and ate it slowly.

Sweet.

"Auntie, as a woman, hey, it's really hard." Li Tai suddenly spoke.

"Oh? It seems that the blue finch has really grown up. I know how to work hard for my mother. Empress Eldest Sun said with great relief.

"A woman can't be too pretty, and if she's too pretty, she'll be called a vase; Women can't be too smart, too smart will be called invisible killers; Women can't be too sexy, too sexy will be called swaggering; A woman can't be too gentle, and being too gentle will be called unassertive; Women can't be too tough, too strong will be called a man's wife; Women can't be too cute, too cute will be called childish and ignorant. It's too hard to be a woman!" Li Tai said lightly: "Fortunately, I am not a woman, we men, as long as we are handsome, there will be many women who will make up for it, life is really wonderful." ”

Hearing her son talking nonsense again, Empress Eldest Sun sighed helplessly.

This kid is good at everything, but he's just too lazy.

"Qingque, don't you have big dreams?" Empress Eldest Sun asked.

"Yes, what would not be?" Li Tai said.

"Oh? What is the dream of the green finch? Empress Eldest Sun couldn't help but be interested.

"That's my dream." Li Tai smiled slightly and said, "Sleep until you wake up naturally, count the money and count until your hands cramp." I eat meat until I want to vomit, I take a concubine until I feel disgusting, the officials are high-ranking and have light responsibilities, and I will raise my salary when others work overtime......"

……

At this time, in the streets.

Clear the building.

Liquor store.

A lot of people are talking about it.

"Have you heard? Wei Wangtai's good friend took his son to recognize each other today. It is said that it is very lively and crowded with people. ”

"What have you heard? I saw with my own eyes that Wei Wangtai's good-looking length is really amazing and magical. ”

"That's right, that face is simply fabricated by the creator, I am so big, it is the first time I have seen such an ugly woman, this Wei Wangtai's appetite is really not ordinary."

"Don't say it, Wei Wangtai likes this, it seems to us to be extremely ugly, maybe in Wei Wangtai's eyes, it is the Xi Shi and Diao Chan."

“……”

Everyone said one after another, just as the so-called good things don't go out and bad things spread thousands of miles, it was only half a day, and what happened in front of the Wei Wangfu was spread in the entire Chang'an City.

"But it's a pity that such a surprised woman died tragically in the hands of Wei Wangtai in the end, and I only sigh that there is one less strange woman in this world."

"That Wei Wangtai is really ruthless, no matter how you say that the woman and him have a husband and wife relationship, a husband and wife for a hundred nights, not to mention that he gave birth to a son."

"Yes, Wei Wangtai is also too ruthless, he even killed his own woman, although it is ugly, but it is always his own woman."

"Who said no, there are countless negative people in this world, and Wei Wangtai is the first to bear the brunt!"

“……”

In short, in half a day, Li Tai became the worst man in Datang.