Pregnant!

Wu Zhi put his hands behind his back, showed an old father-like smile, and said affectionately: "I'll buy a few oranges, you are here, don't move." ”

Tie Fei Daoren was stunned for a moment, puzzled by his meaning, looked at Wu Zhi's confused smile, and thought to himself that if he didn't answer him, could it be that he was defeated? So he had an idea and replied: "I want ten catties of fine oranges, peel and clean them, and don't see any oranges on them!" ”

Wu Zhi's feet staggered, my God, it turns out that this old man is also a master of playing stalks. He obviously borrowed the allusion of Lu Ti's punching town in Guanxi, and regarded himself as a bold and free Luda, and laughed at Zheng Tu who bullied men and women.

Since Zhi Ti Shi killed Zheng Tu with three punches at Zhuangyuan Bridge, his heroic deeds have spread rapidly, and there have long been storytellers in the teahouse and wine shop to tell stories, which is known to everyone in the Song Dynasty.

What an old man!

Although I don't know what I mean by my stalk, I can deal with it flexibly, see the moves, and get a good stalk, it seems that there are really some articles in the stomach.

The two of them were not convinced by each other openly and secretly, and they were on the bar!

Wu Zhi clasped his hands into fists and said, "Mr. is really witty, I really admire it." However, since he has come to visit, does the old man have any reason not to be invited into the hall to watch and sit? ”

"Sit!" The Iron Doorman gestured to a small horse that was placed in the doorway.

Wu Zhi sat down.

"Tea!" The Iron Doorman pointed to a blackened copper kettle next to him. There is a cup on the side of the copper kettle, which is covered with a beautiful embroidered handkerchief.

Wu Zhi took the cup, poured a cup and drank it all, then poured another cup and handed it to Li Zhong.

The tea is cold, but just moisturizing.

"Since you have come to visit me, you have to be able to enter this door, and you have to match my code, boy, I ask you, I make a pair, do you dare to be right?" The Tiemen regarded the poem as a code, leaning against the door and passing the doorway.

"Why don't you dare?" Wu Zhi sat in front of the door, looking like he would let the dog come with you, and his posture was natural.

"Have I ever read a book......

"Nothing to say! Dare to ask the old man, how old is your daughter, is she beautiful or ugly? ”

"Fart!"

"Don't dare!"

Tie Fei Dao people to their own life creed as the opening topic, this sentence "I have never read the book" meaning seems to be modest, in fact, there is also a bragging component in it, both the question is also to express their own elegant aspirations, but I didn't expect Wu Zhi to immediately easy to on, not only that, but also to use this link to say that the gentleman is frank, there is nothing that can not be open and honest, so the Iron Gate Daoist army, the sharp point aimed at his "raised in the deep boudoir unknown" daughter Tie Lanxiang.

So much so that the people of Tie Fei Dao came up with vulgar words in a hurry, and Wu Zhi jokingly said "don't dare......

"Boy, this time I'll be right for you to come out of Shanglian!" The iron door is humane.

"Okay. It rained yesterday, and with the old man's book-loving nature, he must have been reading at night......" Wu Zhi thought about it and said:

"So, my uplink is...... The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, the sound of the ear! ”

"Family affairs, national affairs, world affairs, everything cares!" The Iron Gate Daoist frowned slightly, thought a little, and perfectly matched the next couplet. After thinking about it, he pointed to a big tree in the courtyard and asked:

"A thousand-year-old tree is a hanger!"

"Thousands of miles of Yangtze River as a bathtub!" Wu Zhi answered easily and quickly came up with the question: "Nantong Prefecture, North Tong Prefecture, North and South Tongzhou Tong North and South!" ”

The iron doorman replied: "Spring reading, autumn reading, spring and autumn reading!" ”

Originally, the most common lower link of this question was: East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop, East and West Pawnshop Pawnshop, but it is also very appropriate for the Tiemen Daoist to answer this way.

So I continued.

The iron door Taoist came out of the couplet: "The moon is full in the sky, the moon is half a month in the world, the moon is full and the moon is half a moon......"

Wu Zhi replied: "At the end of this year, at the beginning of next year, at the end of every year, at the beginning of every year!" ”

The Iron Gate Daoist pointed to the top of his head: "The crescent moon is like a bow, the waning moon is like a bow, the upper bow and the lower bow are bowed." ”

Wu pointed to the sky and Caixia: "The morning glow is like a brocade, the sunset is like a brocade, the Dongchuan brocade, the Xichuan brocade." ”

"The full moon is missing, the moon is lacking, the moon is full and the moon is full, year after year, twilight and dawn, and the sun is seen at the end of the night."

"Flowers bloom and fall, flowers fall and bloom, summer, summer, autumn and autumn, summer and summer are cool, and spring begins after the harsh winter."

"The big circle, the small circle, the concentric circle, the heart is imprinted." The Iron Daoist pointed to a handmade Chinese knot hanging in the Eight Immortals Pavilion.

"The avenue trail...... Yin and Yang ...... This one...... I've got it! Family affairs, national affairs, and everything in the world cares! ”

Tie Dao was stunned for a moment, he thought that he would finally stump this young man and win this round, but he didn't expect that he actually used the sentence he had previously used perfectly here, good boy, his head turned very fast!

Again!

One of the two does not admit defeat, and the other does not believe in evil!

"You may be seated!" After some fighting, the attitude of the Tie Fei Daoist towards Wu Zhi, an uninvited guest, has changed a little, I saw that he finally opened the door, invited Wu Zhi and Li Zhong in, let them sit in the position of the guests, took a cup of tea to the two of them, and said politely:

"Tea ceremony!"

The tea in the room was still lukewarm, and it was noticeably easier to drink than the pot outside, indicating that the quality of the tea was superior.

Wu Zhi and Li Zhong were also not polite, and drank in one gulp. After all, after an afternoon of labor, my throat has been very dry and I am in a state of hunger and thirst.

Finally able to enter the house, Wu Zhi looked around, the array in the room was very simple and generous, there was no useless thing, but there was no less of what should be.

just glanced at it, but did not see the legendary mysterious girl of the Iron Gate Daoist, and did not know her whereabouts. At this moment, the place where everyone is is a hall, and there are three or four side rooms in it, looking back, through the back door, there is obviously a small backyard there.

"Little brother, let's continue!" The Tie Daoist first pointed to a painting on the wall and then pointed to Wu Zhidao: "In the picture, the dragon does not groan and the tiger does not roar, and the prodigal son is ridiculous!" ”

Wu Zhi pointed to the chess on the table and replied: "In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and no horses, and the general is on guard!" ”

The railroad people will upgrade the link: "A few paintings, the tiger does not roar, the dragon does not groan, the flowers do not fragrance, the fish does not jump, what a good history!" ”

Wu Zhi also upgraded the next link: "A game of chess, the rook has no wheels, the horse has no feet, the cannon has no smoke and fire, and the elephant has no tusks, so the general is very good!" ”

"The kid is too talented!" The implicit meaning of this sentence is that incompetent people will complain about the remoteness of their villages, but they don't know that it is the narrowness of their vision.

"Dapeng spreads its wings and hates the sky!" Wu Zhi's sentence is much more direct, and it is the same as "The Bird's Ambition is Knowing the Bird".

"The toad in the well wears a green jacket!"

"The crab in the snail is wearing a red robe!" You likened me to a living toad, and I likened you to a dead crab.

"Heaven makes the chessboard and the stars are the sons, who dares to play!" The Iron Gate Daoist uses the starry sky as the theme, which is compared to a chess game.

"The ground is the pipa and the road is the string, which one can play!" Wu Zhi remembered Jin Lian's pipa, and replied with the earth, comparing it to a musical instrument.