Chapter 8 [Celebrities with Obscene Appearances]
Chapter 8 [Celebrities with Obscene Appearances]
"Bang!" With a bang, the clay pot full of wine was thrown to the ground and shattered, and the flying debris and wine fell on the meal in front of Zhao Kuo, so that Zhao Kuo had to give up the delicious food in front of him, frowning and looking at the person who was furious.
It was a tall, meaty guy who threw the flask, probably because he was angry, and the flesh on his face jumped up and down. Opposite him was a young man less than twenty years old, dignified, dressed in a fancy costume, carrying a sharp sword at his waist, Zhao Kuo estimated that the two of them must have a grudge, otherwise they would never make trouble on this occasion, which is obviously not to give Zhao Sheng face!
"Tian Fen, this is Zhao Guo, you'd better not be arrogant, if you don't know what to do, be careful of your head." Zhao Ba smiled, but his words were not polite at all.
Tian Fen, who was full of meat, said hehehe: "Zhao Ba, what's wrong with me being a Qi person, do you, a Zhao person, still want to ride on my neck?" I'm afraid that you don't have the guts, you can come over if you have a kind, uncle, I like to walk the dry road the most, see that your fine skin and tender meat is the type I like uncle, I will definitely take good care of you. ”
As soon as Tian Fen's words came out, Zhao Ba's face suddenly couldn't hold back, and he took out his sword and pointed at Tian Fen and said: "Humble Qi people, dare to fight Zhao Ba alone?" ”
Tian Fen jumped in front of Zhao Ba with a loud shout and said, "Don't worry, uncle, I like you so much, of course I will fight with you, where are I willing to play with others...... you!" ”
Zhao Ba didn't wait for Tian Fen to finish speaking, he stabbed Tian Fen in the throat with his sword, and the castration was very fast, looking at the posture, he wanted to stab Tian Fen to death with a sword.
"It's good to come." Tian Fen turned around to dodge the sword, and at the same time reached out and grabbed Zhao Ba's shoulder, if this time it was caught by his big hand, Zhao Ba's entire arm would have to be scrapped.
Zhao Kuo watched the fight between Zhao Ba and Tian Fen while evaluating the skills of these two people, this was the first time he had seen a character who could be called a hero, and said that the two of them really had the ability to be a hero, although it was incomparable with the martial arts master who could shoot a dinosaur to death with one palm in fiction, but it was true that more than a dozen people could not get close.
The situation seems to be a little wrong, Zhao Kuo found that Tian Fen and Zhao Ba were getting closer to him the more they tossed, and he could already feel the cool breeze brought by the two, could it be that the two were fighting fake, and the real purpose was to run for him? You can't blame Zhao Kuo for guessing like this, because Li Mu has already formed a grudge with Zhao Sheng, and Zhao Sheng doesn't dare to kill him blatantly, but the possibility of making some small moves to create an accident is extremely high.
Just when Zhao Kuo guessed that Zhao Sheng was directing Xiang Zhuang's sword dance with the intention of Pei Gong's good show, Zhao Ba stabbed the air with a sword, probably because of excessive force, his whole body flew sideways and crashed forward, and the tip of the sword went straight to Zhao Kuo's throat, because Zhao Ba was very close to Zhao Kuo, which caused everyone to exclaim, and some people couldn't bear to see Zhao Kuo die, so they hurriedly covered their eyes.
Zhao Kuo couldn't help laughing, he really came according to his guess, Zhao Sheng's arrangement was too pediatric, and there was no level at all, which really made people wonder if there was something wrong with the IQ of one of the four sons of the Warring States.
Zhao Ba didn't expect Zhao Kuo to laugh out loud at this time, could it be that he was scared stupid? I can't help but despise these gentlemen in my heart for having no courage at all, and they deserve to die.
Zhao Kuo's movements were very fast, he took out his saber from his boots and cut off Zhao Ba's sword in the blink of an eye, his left hand grabbed Zhao Ba's hair at the same time, pressed Zhao Ba's head and slammed it on the table, and invited Zhao Ba to eat a free meal.
Where is the table case hard enough to be Zhao Ba's head, it was smashed apart in one fell swoop, and the food flew everywhere, and it also splashed Zhao Kuo's body, which made him regret making it bigger, and the pond fish didn't hurt but made himself oily.
Zhao Ba's appearance was a little miserable, his handsome face was stained with vegetable oil, and his forehead was swollen with the size of an egg, but he didn't care about it anymore, Zhao Kuo's hard press made him fall into a coma, and I am afraid that he will not wake up in a short time.
"That's the idea you came up with? Without my approval, what doorman would dare to be so presumptuous? Seeing this scene, Zhao Sheng said to his henchman Huan Yuan with a cold face: "If I were that kid, the first thing I would think of was that I arranged it, a bunch of waste." Zhao Sheng was also very angry with Zhao Ba who was unconscious, he usually saw that Zhao Ba was good, but he didn't expect that he was so ordinary when he moved really on the ground, which disappointed him too much.
Huan Yuan was full of grievances, he told the people below about this matter, and it was not specifically arranged by him, but at this time he didn't dare to plead, once he pleaded, it would only make Zhao Sheng think that he didn't take Zhao Sheng's instructions to heart, "Your Majesty...... It's me who owes it to me. ”
Zhao Sheng snorted and said, "Don't ask someone to carry Zhao Ba out, it's embarrassing." ”
Zhao Kuo glanced at Tian Fen meaningfully, and said to the servant on the side: "I haven't come to wipe my son, but it's a pity that this set of clothes is gone." ”
Tian Fen was looked at by Zhao Kuo, and he felt that the plan he had discussed with Zhao Ba had been seen through, and Zhao Kuo's skills surprised him even more, if it was him who attacked Zhao Kuo just now, the end was estimated to be not much better than Zhao Ba, and when he was thinking about it, Zhao Sheng walked over.
"What are you doing here? Retire. Zhao Sheng drank Tian Fen, turned around and said to Zhao Kuo with a smile: "The doormen are negligent and restrained, so that the virtuous nephew is frightened, I will apologize to the virtuous nephew on their behalf, and I hope that the virtuous nephew will not take it to heart." ”
Zhao Kuo's heart was like a mirror, looking at Zhao Sheng's performance, he smiled secretly in his heart, and said: "The gentleman is polite, the so-called good and bad are uneven, the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and even Meng Weijun has chickens and dogs around him!" It's nothing, it's just a pity for Zhao Kuo's clothes. ”
When Zhao Sheng heard this, he almost didn't catch his breath, this is not clear to say that his subordinates are all incompetent, and they are not even as good as a shirt, and they also indirectly demean him, it is really scolding without dirty words! Zhao Sheng was angry in his heart, but his face was still pleasant, and he said: "It's good that the virtuous nephew is not angry, come on!" Led the son to change his clothes, I will have a good drink with my nephew later! (Exclusive work, please indicate if it is illegally reprinted)
Zhao Kuo knew that Zhao Sheng was hiding a knife in his smile, there was Li Mu's matter first, and the festival with Zhao Sheng could not be resolved at all, since he was destined to stand on the opposite side, he was polite, but he had to change this clothes first, otherwise he would look like a beggar, which would seriously damage his image.
After Zhao Kuo changed his clothes, he took this opportunity to walk around the Plains Monarch's Mansion, the more he looked at it, the more he liked the environment here, if he could live in such an elegant environment, his mood would definitely be very different, and his lifespan would increase, Zhao Sheng really knew how to enjoy life.
Zhao Kuo turned around a courtyard and heard a lot of noise, and walked over to see that it was a place like a big canteen, where hundreds of people were eating, and it was very lively. There are also levels of doormen, Zhao Kuo knows that not all the doormen of Pingyuanjun have the opportunity to eat in the hall, otherwise the three thousand doormen will not crowd the hall, and most of the people who eat in this big canteen are those who are not appreciated by Zhao Sheng or have just come to join the door.
Just when Zhao Kuo was about to leave, he saw an interesting scene, a man in his thirties with an obscene appearance hurriedly ran in and ran to the rice bowl, the posture was like a starving ghost, but the rice bowl was already empty, there was not a single grain of rice left, and the person in charge of serving the rice gave an apologetic expression and took the rice bowl away.
"Patronized to see the excitement? How can we go to the front hall, if we want to go to the front hall to eat, we have to stay up for two or three years! A well-fed man said to the thirty-year-old man, "You better stay here honestly!" Otherwise, I'm afraid that there will be no food for you. ”
The thirty-year-old man smiled self-deprecatingly, and said: "Although what my brother said is good, you should strive to be motivated, otherwise what's the point of living, I think that Lin Xiangru was just a guest of the eunuch Ling Changxian, if it wasn't for his hard work, I'm afraid that he is still begging for a life in Changxian's mansion today!" So you still have to be a little ambitious......"
"Mao Sui, you are so arrogant, you even compare yourself with Xiangbang, and you don't weigh what you are capable of, let's think about whether you will starve at night!" Hearing Mao Sui's arrogant words, some people couldn't help but make sarcastic remarks.
Zhao Kuo was surprised and glanced deeply at the lewd man, Mao Sui, is it the Mao Sui who Mao Sui recommended himself? Is it the one in the allusion that stands out? This possibility is extremely high, I remember that Mao Sui was very depressed before he recommended himself, and he was also depressed in Zhao Sheng's mansion, and wasted that good head in vain.
Mao Sui knew that he couldn't get a bargain on his lips, and he didn't bother to argue with others, so he walked out with a wry smile, but was blocked by someone, he recognized that it was the person who sat in the front hall who blocked the way, and was stunned: "Why is this?" ”
Zhao Kuo smiled slightly and said, "My son wants to invite you to have a drink, I don't know if Mr. is willing to appreciate his face." Zhao Kuo knew that he had offended Zhao Sheng, and he could never leave a strategist like Mao Sui in the Pingyuan Monarch's Mansion, so he had the idea of wooing Mao Sui for his own use.
Mao Sui didn't know Zhao Kuo's identity, but the other party could be the chief in the Plains Monarch's Mansion, and his status must be respected, he didn't have a chance to make friends with such a person, how could he refuse Zhao Kuo's invitation! Laughing: "That's faster, my stomach is already growling." ”
People can't look good, Zhao Kuo felt that this made sense, if it wasn't for his preconceived ideas, he really didn't dare to associate the obscene person in front of him with the famous Mao Sui, seeing Mao Sui readily agreed, and said: "It's noisy and disturbing people's mood here, let's find a secluded place to have a drink." ”
Zhao Kuo knew Handan City well, and there was a distinctive wine shop when he left the Pingyuan Junfu, and after entering, he asked for a table of cooked food and good wine.
Mao Sui was not polite, he poured himself a big bowl of wine, drank a refreshing drink, grabbed the pig's trotters and gnawed it open.
Zhao Kuo looked at Mao Sui's eating appearance and was also aroused by his appetite, and the cooked food in this wine shop had a unique flavor, so he immediately "competed" with Mao Sui regardless of his image, and the wine and food on the table were eaten clean by the two of them.
Mao Sui's mood was very comfortable, this meal was the most sumptuous he had eaten in recent years, he burped and said: "Mao Sui is rude, I haven't asked the name of the son, I hope the son will not be surprised." ”
Zhao Kuo laughed and said: "What is rude, this is the true temperament!" My father Zhao Hao, I am his unscrupulous son Zhao Kuo....... "Zhao Kuo is only a teenager at this time, and he is not well-known yet, so he reported Zhao Hao's name first, just to let Mao Sui not despise him.
Mao Sui was really shocked by Zhao Kuo's words, although he was down-and-out in Handan, he was also dispensable in the Plains Monarch's Mansion, but he knew a thing or two about the powerful people in Zhao State, and he had already guessed that the young man in front of him must be the son of a nobleman, but he didn't expect that it was the son of Zhao Hao, who was in the limelight, so he got up and deliberately panicked: "It turned out to be the second son of Ma Fujun...... Mao Sui's recklessness made Childe smile ....... ”
Zhao Kuo pretended to be displeased and said: "Why is Mr. so vulgar, Zhao Kuo originally thought that Mr. was a free and easy person, so he had the heart to make friends, but now Zhao Kuo was disappointed, Mr. turned out to be a man who tended to be inflammatory, and only promised...... ”
When Mao Sui heard Zhao Kuo's words, his face became very ugly, and he immediately laughed out loud and said, "I have been in Handan for so long, and only the words of the son are pleasant." Mao Sui's words are by no means against his will, he has endured all the white eyes in Handan and is used to seeing the hot and cold world, Zhao Kuo's words are like a bowl of cold water to drink in the hot summer, which makes people feel extremely comfortable.
"The eldest husband should stand up to the sky in the world, and Mr. can't even eat a cold meal in Zhao Sheng's mansion, do you want to continue that kind of life?" Zhao Kuo pointed out the window and said, "The sky is high and the birds fly, why does Mr. have to get into the cage?" ”
Mao Sui was stunned again, Zhao Kuo's sentence hit the center of his free and easy character, he really doesn't like the feeling of being restrained, but he is a poor person, if he wants to make a difference, he must rely on others, he is not qualified to choose!
Zhao Kuo was not narcissistic to the point that after he let out his domineering spirit, Mao Sui would be dead set on being his little brother, he couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, everything had to be gradual, he stood up and patted Mao Sui's shoulder, and said: "Zhao Kuo really wants to make a friend like Mr., a friend." ”
Friend? Mao Sui sighed in his heart, the sky is high and the birds can indeed fly, but what kind of birds do they have to divide, can the little chaffinch soar in the sky that belongs to the birds?
Mao Sui was thinking about it, there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside, and the door was pushed at once, Zhao Kuo saw that his own servant who ran in was out of breath, and he was shocked, could it be that Li Mu had an accident?