Chapter 38: The Pear Thief

Zhao Zhen stopped the chopsticks in his hand, looked at the fox who was lying on a golden plate and ate fat chicken, and said: "Aiqing has worked hard, and the thieves in the west have worked hard, so you might as well eat more." ”

The fox was very satisfied with the fat chicken on the plate, and bit off the buttocks of the chicken, and after only three or two chews, the shiny grease flowed from the corners of his mouth.

Wang gradually bowed down and said: "Your Majesty, the judges of Kaifeng Mansion and the left and right compartments, as well as the two counties of Kaifeng Xiangfu and the county order Fu Que to ask for guilt. ”

Zhao Zhen looked back at Wang Yan's originally happy face and gradually became gloomy, and said indifferently: "Tell Zhang Mi that I am feasting on the heroes and let them wait."

You ask Zhang Mi on behalf of me, the capital of the western thieves has been killed on the edge of the imperial city, when will Yuan Hao come to take my head? ”

The king gradually trembled, and then left the Daqing Hall backwards.

At this time, the silk and bamboo in the Daqing Hall were endless, Zhao Zhen picked up the wine glass and gently drank a sip of golden wine, seeing that the fox was eating happily, he also dropped the wine glass and picked up a bowl of pearl rice and ate it, and the mood was very happy.

The emperor was very dissatisfied with the government's means and efficiency in dealing with this emergency, and it was just a matter of the defeat of Haoshuichuan, but it was still in the border area, and the rise of Li Yuanhao made him unable to eat at night, unable to sleep at night, and encircled and suppressed many times, not only did not eliminate the trouble, but also made the western thief sit big.

Fan Zhongyan's proposal for the Northwest Affair, although it is very reasonable, does not have the possibility of practical operation, and to this day, the Great Song Dynasty is still licking the wounds caused by the battle of Haoshuichuan.

Not only is Yanzhou already surrounded by thieves from the west, but even Qinzhou, which is located in the northwest, is also shocked three times a day.

Every day, the emperor's desk documents, put on the top are always the routine recitals of the northwest frontier, if there is no recital for a day, the emperor will not be at ease for a day.

Zhang Mi, a scholar of the Senior Administration Palace, stood outside the Daqing Hall with his eyes and nose, and his nose and heart were in a state of concentration.

It was very insulting for the emperor to entertain a fox to eat and drink, but to let himself wait outside the door with a group of officials of Kaifeng Prefecture.

If there had not been such a vicious incident in Tokyo, Zhang Mi would naturally have grabbed the emperor's emphasis on beasts and men and asked for an explanation.

However, the vicious incident that happened today made all the officials of Kaifeng Mansion lose face, not to mention the innocent people who were killed by the western thieves, the general of the city patrol division alone killed as many as eleven people, plus Zhao Feng, the head catcher of Kaifeng County, and seven people who were beaten to death by the western thieves.

The blood on the body of one of them was almost sucked up by the thief, and there were no less than three of them who were frightened crazy on the spot.

Among the town generals, Yang Huaiyu is a family of generals, even he is not the opponent of the injured West Thief General, if it weren't for those children, Yang Huaiyu would not have escaped the fate of being sucked blood by the West Thief to death.

When the armor soldiers surrounded the abandoned garden, the scene in front of them was unforgettable to the whole of Tokyo, several small children, smiling in front of a corpse, and one of the oldest children carried a hideous human head in his hand.

After seeing the army coming, he threw it casually, and the human head rolled in front of the generals, knowing that it was just a human head, and the armor soldiers were also frightened and retreated.

And this scene was seen clearly by the eunuch Wang who came out of the palace for interrogation.

Zhang Mi, who closed his eyes and pondered, opened his eyes suddenly, the emperor has refused to see him until now, which can only show that the emperor has a new candidate for the prefect of Kaifeng Prefecture, and the only thing he can do is to beg himself to guard the remote military state.

Wang gradually came out, walked to Zhang Mi's side and said expressionlessly: "Your Majesty asked Zhang Mi, the capital of the western thieves has been killed to the edge of the imperial city, when will Yuan Hao come to take my head?" ”

Hearing this, Zhang Mi could no longer maintain the appearance of a calm and breezy master, so he quickly knelt down on the ground and kowtowed: "Minister Zhang Mi is guilty, so he invites himself to go to the remote military states to serve His Majesty." ”

Wang gradually said coldly: "Got it." ”

Then he put the dust back on his sleeve and went back to Daqing Palace.

As usual, the fox will leave the palace immediately after eating, and today is naturally no exception, stretching his belly with satisfaction, and then running out of the Daqing Palace without looking back.

The emperor didn't care, and when he saw that the king was coming back, he asked, "What do you say?" ”

"Zhang Mi is not old and invites himself to serve His Majesty."

"Is there a lack of an old pawn like him in the frontier?"

The king was speechless.

Tie Xinyuan's life was very bad, the furious Wang Rouhua took off his son's pants for the first time and beat Tie Xinyuan with a bamboo board, after the beating, the frightened Wang Rouhua hugged her son and cried, and decided not to manage any Qige soup cake shop anymore, and stayed at home to watch her son.

Tie Xinyuan was beaten, and the fox who had just won the emperor's commendation could not escape Wang Rouhua's clutches, so he was about to come over and play a trick, but Wang Rouhua kicked him to the wall.

Then, Tie Xinyuan was grounded by his mother, and Mr. Guo, who knew the reason, also agreed with his mother's behavior very much, and sent the boy from Zhang Dahu to send Tie Xinyuan homework, and told Wang Rouhua that Tie Xinyuan was wild and untamable, and it was indeed time to accept the lesson.

The ass was beaten, and Tie Xinyuan could only lie on the roof boringly and watch the world outside the wall.

Maybe Wang Rouhua was frightened, from that day on, she rarely stayed in the Qige soup cake shop, and specially hired a shopkeeper to run the shop, just the recipe for cooking meat, she never pretended to others, and she had to feed it herself.

The seasoning bag that has been boiled meat, she must also watch it be thrown into the fire and burned clean, except for this incident, she stares at Tie Xinyuan for the rest of the time, and never gives him a chance to run around, especially the few people in the waste garden who are famous for cutting off the heads of the Western Thieves, and they are strictly forbidden to interact with Tie Xinyuan.

In her opinion, her obedient and well-behaved son since he was a child slowly learned bad because he followed those splashes.

The white clouds in the sky slowly drifted by, and countless birds flew over them, and the pigeons raised by Tie Xinyuan were gone, which made his mother laugh at him for a long time.

A long thin bamboo pole with a white gauze pocket quietly crossed over his head, and finally came to the pear tree in the courtyard of the Tie family, the burned head in front of the pole, just a slight twist, a huge pear fell into the white gauze pocket hanging under the pole, and then the pole quickly recovered.

Tie Xinyuan could still hear the little girl's low laughter, and when the laughter was mixed with the words "idiot, fool", Tie Xinyuan, who couldn't bear it, said angrily: "It's good to steal pears if you steal pears, what do you do to scold people properly, if I'm not a fool, where do you have the opportunity to steal pears." ”

At this time, the pole happened to go to the top of Tie Xinyuan's head, and the person who stole the pear didn't expect him to be awake, so he was taken aback, and the pole in his hand fell, and the huge pear smashed on Tie Xinyuan's face, smashing him and screaming.

Filled with anger, he put away the bamboo pole and looked up at the city wall, only to see the strange faces of the guards, and found nothing.

As the guards looked over, the battlements of the imperial city wall revealed a pointed curtain and two buns combed into rings.

Seeing the guard slowly shaking his head towards him, Tie Xinyuan knew that his unwarranted disaster was in vain, threw the pole aside, took out the pears in his pocket, and took a bite hard, this year's pears finally grew, sweet and delicious, unlike the pears that produced last year have so much dregs.

"Nerd, give us back our poles." A little girl in a green gown poked her head out of the city wall and yelled at Tie Xinyuan.

The little palace maid Tie Xinyuan has seen a lot, she ignored the words, lay down, and kicked the fox aside by the way, this guy is changing his hair, and he will lose his hair wherever he goes.

"Okay, you dare to kick General Zhenwu, this is the following offense." The little palace maid screamed, the fox was very favored in the palace, no matter who saw it, it would be very polite to treat it, even if it was in the queen's place, it could ask for a bowl of milk to drink.

"Whoever kicked him, he asked me to kick it, don't believe it, how happy it laughs." As he spoke, Tie Xinyuan picked up the skin behind the fox and turned the fox's mouth into a smiling face for the little palace maid to see.

"Yikes! You actually treat the silver general like this! ”

Another little girl wearing a conical hat couldn't help but stand up, pointing at Tie Xinyuan angrily and shouting.

"Silver General? Hmm, this name is good, the general with silver is naturally invincible, do you say it's not a silver general? ”

Tie Xinyuan shook the fox and put his nose against the guy's wet black nose and laughed.

The fox thought that Tie Xinyuan was going to play with him, shook his head and stood up, happily stepped on his belly twice and then jumped off the roof, waiting for Tie Xinyuan to chase after him.

The two little girls on the wall were dissatisfied, thinking that Tie Xinyuan was bullying the fox, and the two accused Tie Xinyuan of overstepping together.

A stout guard flanked a small girl pointing to the bottom of the city wall and scolding, the guard had to raise his hands and look helplessly at the sky, he didn't want to get involved in the grudge between them.

What wonderful scolding words can the two little girls have, all they turn over and over is to say that Tie Xinyuan is a scoundrel and a bad person.

Tie Xinyuan will naturally ignore such scolding, and occasionally fight back, which will make the two little girls choked with red faces, and they can only jump to their feet to re-accuse Tie Xinyuan of being a villain and a scoundrel.

Tie Xinyuan didn't dare to damage his father and ancestor in the slightest, God knows what the little girl with the conical hat was, if it was a princess, if he scolded Zhao Zhen's ancestors for eighteen generations, it would be light to cut off his head.

Since coming to this world, what Tie Xinyuan hates the most is losing his head, if it weren't for his own life, his head would have fallen several times.

Many times he lives like an adult, but today, he suddenly found that it is also a very good thing to see himself as a child.