Chapter 357: Invisible Squirting is the Most Deadly! (Ask for a subscription!) )
The reason why Zhang Twelve knew that he was Wang Datou was also due to his huge head, which was really big compared to his body......
The brick in Wang Datou's hand really stimulated Zhang Twelve, and he couldn't let him smash it down if he said anything! That's when he shouted.
Hearing Zhang Twelve's order, the first one to rush out was Du Lang, Zhang Twelve helped him a lot, and also took him in - he should be grateful for it, such a good opportunity to perform is ahead, of course he has to rush up!
Seeing Du Lang moving, the others couldn't help but say anything, and ran straight up, as if they were a hound that saw a rabbit......
Forgive Zhang Twelve, because he really couldn't find any beasts to describe the few men in front of him who were not agile or sharp, only the dog was the most suitable......
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Wang Datou has been very cool recently, some time ago someone suddenly found him and took him to a place, and when he went to that place and saw that person, not to mention how excited he was......
That is, from that day on, his good life officially began!
He has a new task every day, that is, to go to the branch of Twelve Restaurants to make trouble! And the man promised him that no one would arrest him, not even the people in the government!
Of course, the man said this, and he was convinced.
Although I was a little apprehensive at the beginning, after all, I heard that the background of these twelve restaurants is not shallow......
But he did it anyway, because it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Wang Datou did as the man said, and sure enough, it went well, even if the other party reported to the official, he still didn't arrest them, and he got the first money, the second money, the third money, and the first ......
With more and more money, Wang Datou fell in love with this job even more, the man originally asked him to go to the restaurant once a day to make trouble, but now he has to make trouble several times a day, it can be regarded as buying one and getting more free......
No, he just made a fuss in the morning, and now he has come to the restaurant again, ready to smash it again......
Just as he raised his head and turned his head, he heard a loud shout from the side, and then a group of people rushed up and pressed him to the ground!
"Which grandson dares to touch grandpa? Do you know who Grandpa is? Hurry up and let go of grandpa, or you will look good! ”
Although the whole person was pressed to the ground, Wang Datou was still scolded with foul language.
"Smack......
A crisp slap came from the ground, and then looked at Wang Datou's side, and it was the thin monkey who was squatting.
When Wang Datou saw the person who beat him, he was even more angry, and said fiercely: "Thin monkey, you dare to beat me?" Don't you want to live anymore? ”
Once, Wang Datou and the thin monkey also had a good time, when they were both young, but twelve or thirteen years old, they followed Du Lang together, leisurely.
It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, Du Lang was arrested, and he stayed for many years, in the past few years, the two of them are getting older and older, Wang Datou is getting taller and taller, and the thin monkey is just the opposite, and it doesn't grow anymore......
Wang Datou's ambition grew as crazy as his size, he was not satisfied with the status quo, and defected to the leper Liu in Xicheng, and then began a new and brilliant life......
In Xicheng, he did a lot of things with Leper Liu, and his identity also rose, and he naturally looked down on his original partner Skinny Monkey, but it was this person he looked down on, and now he dared to beat himself!
He's crazy!
I don't know if the thin monkey is crazy or not, anyway, Wang Datou at this moment is going crazy, staring at the thin monkey, his eyes can't wait to pop out!
"I'm afraid you're the one who doesn't want to live, right?"
The thin monkey glanced at him quite proudly, the slap just now was so refreshing, it almost made him angry all these years, glanced at Wang Datou on the ground, and the beauty in his heart: Heh, I didn't think you would have today!
"Thin monkey, I advise you to let me go, I can still read the old love, not like you, otherwise-hehe, do you know how powerful my eldest brother Xicheng Leper Liu is!"
In this situation, Wang Datou can still say these words - it seems that he is still quite tough......
"What's your big brother's name?"
After Du Lang finished saying this, he directly grabbed Wang Datou's neckline, and Wang Datou knew who pressed him to the ground, but it seemed a little incredible......
"Alone... A lone wolf? How did you get out? When did you come out? ”
Wang Datou never dreamed that the eldest brother who had followed him would appear in front of him again, shouldn't he be in prison for the rest of his life and never be able to get out again? What's going on here?
"Smack-"
"Big brother's name is also what you can call? No big, no small! ”
Looking at the smug appearance of the thin monkey, Wang Datou has every reason to believe that this product is a personal vendetta in the name of others!
Well, quite possibly!
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was slapped again, left and right, which can be regarded as symmetrical, this time Wang Datou is completely sober, but there is no fear on his face, staring at Du Lang and saying: "Lone wolf, what if you come out?" The current Jingzhou is not the Jingzhou of six years ago, you are also old, who knows that there is a person named a lone wolf? Haha......"
This sentence is Wang Datou's heart, six years is a long time, so long that many people have forgotten the title of "lone wolf"!
The current Jingzhou Xicheng is his eldest brother Leper Liu, after the lone wolf entered, there is no boss in Dongcheng, Wang Datou has been staring at this place for a long time, and he still thinks that when the matter of smashing the restaurant is over, he will beg that person to let him be the boss of Dongcheng!
But now, the original boss of Dongcheng has come out, and Wang Datou is not very comfortable to look at......
"yes, I'm too old to be your big brother—"
Du Lang said a little desolately, as if he was an old general in the twilight, looking at everything in front of him, helpless.
"However, even if I, Du Lang, can't be your big brother anymore, I won't allow you to do such a thing!"
Du Lang's words turned sharply, and his eyes became extremely sharp.
"This kind of thing? What's the matter, I need you to smash a restaurant? Why, after staying in the cell for a long time, you think you are catching fast? And even if the catch is coming, he can't do anything to me! Hahaha...... Ahem......"
Because he was pressed to the ground, it was really inconvenient to laugh, and after laughing twice, Wang Datou coughed.
Du Lang was also angry, this sentence poked him in the sore spot, when he came out of the cell just now, he became very afraid of people, afraid that others would look at him - he always felt that everyone knew that he had entered the cell, and he felt inferior in his heart......
So as soon as Wang Datou's words came out, Du Lang directly didn't know what to say.
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"What can't I do with you? You're really good! ”
Zhang Twelve said with a sneer.
Wang Datou saw the handsome man behind Du Lang at this time, and said a little vigilantly: "Who are you?" ”
"Oh? Smash my restaurant and don't know who I am? It seems that this restaurant is not what you want to smash......"
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Wang Datou shut up, although he didn't know who the young man in front of him was, but he said that this restaurant was his...... Then the status must not be low......
In front of this kind of person, he felt that it was better for him to talk less!
"Why don't you speak? Who sent you? ”
Zhang Twelve continued to ask.
“…… It's ...... myself."
Wang Da shook his head for a while, and then said.
"Yourself? You don't even know me, why did you come to smash my restaurant? ”
Zhang Twelve naturally didn't believe this, it was obvious that he was just a helper found by others, otherwise he wouldn't dare to smash his own restaurant if he borrowed ten guts!
"I ...... Why should I know you? If I want to smash it, I can smash it! ”
Wang Datou gritted his teeth and said, he had already thought about it in his heart, this matter must be taken down by himself no matter what, and then he would go to that person to ask for merit and reward, wouldn't it be happy?
"So? That's a bit of a pity......"
Zhang Twelve sighed and said very regretfully.
"What a pity?"
Wang Datou was a little curious.
"It's a pity for you—you don't look very old, you're young, and you're going to be beheaded before you have time to enjoy it, isn't it a pity? I don't know if you have parents, wives and children, and if you do, they will be pitiful and want to be beheaded with you, but it's a pity......"
Zhang Twelve shook his head and finished speaking, where is a little pity, he is completely happy!
"What are you talking about! I'm just smashing a restaurant, where did I get my head cut off! ”
When Wang Datou heard the beheading, he felt that his head was much smaller......
"Just smashing a restaurant? Do you know who owns this restaurant? ”
"Isn't it yours?"
Wang Datou said with some confusion.
"It's mine – it's not my ......"
Zhang Twelve took two steps forward, and whispered beside Wang Datou in a voice that only two people could hear: "This restaurant is holy, and I don't tell him about ordinary people!" At the beginning, His Majesty asked me to keep it secret, saying that if anyone leaked the news, he would be beheaded directly! ”
Hearing this, Wang Datou was shocked, and at the same time looked at Zhang Twelve in astonishment, with a crying and laughing expression: Then what are you telling me about?
"It's okay, you don't have to worry, anyway, if you smash His Majesty's restaurant without authorization, you will also be beheaded, and it doesn't matter if you tell you......"
Zhang Twelve comforted.
However, this comfort had no effect, and almost comforted Wang Datou to cry: Can you not be so scary?
"Hey, you smashed His Majesty's restaurant is a crime of bullying the king, and it is not unjust to cut off your head, but pity your wife and children!"
Zhang Twelve stood up and said with a little pity.
"Big brother, he has no marriage, let alone children!"
The thin monkey on the side hurriedly added.
"Oh, that's—that's good, and he doesn't lose anything!"
Hearing the news, Zhang Twelve was very happy, and he was also "happy" for Wang Datou.
But Wang Datou didn't mean to be happy at all.
What does it mean to "not lose"?
If you haven't even married a lady, and you haven't even given birth to a child, you're going to be beheaded, isn't this Nima a loss?
Wang Datou felt that he shouldn't be afraid, after all, this person just said so casually, His Majesty can meet any person - but why is he still so afraid? The body is shaking unconsciously......
"Well, I had the intention of helping him, thinking that he was instructed and deceived to do such a thing, if that was the case, I could have helped him say something and let him go—but he said that he did it alone, and there was no way to do it......"
"What kind of heart is the eldest brother, yesterday in the palace, when the eldest brother interceded with His Majesty on my behalf, the younger brother saw it, and the younger brother admired it!"
So what kind of heart?
Zhang Twelve really almost laughed and cried, but it was really difficult for Du Lang to say the idiom like this.
The joke in Zhang Twelve's ears is another taste in Wang Datou's ears - the palace? Your Majesty? Plead?
These words were connected together, Wang Datou no longer doubted Zhang Twelve's identity, nor did he doubt his relationship with Emperor Tang, struggled to turn around on the ground, knocked his head to Zhang Twelve twice, and cried loudly: "This big brother, spare your life!" ”
A scornful smile crossed the corner of Zhang Twelve's mouth, but he still pretended to be helpless and said, "I can't help you if I want to spare you?" That's the holy restaurant, no one instructed you to dare to smash it, it's a capital crime! ”
Zhang Twelve was frightened as he spoke, looking at Wang Datou's frightened appearance, and felt ridiculous.
Wang Datou lay on the ground for a while, as if he had made a major decision, raised his head suddenly, looked at Zhang Twelve with burning eyes, and said, "Big brother, I said!" ”
Haha, hooked!
Zhang Twelve was excited, but he still showed an indifferent look on his face, pretending to be curious and said, "Huh? What do you say? ”
"I said—"
"Oh, why is it so lively today?"
Before Wang Datou could speak, he was interrupted by a familiar voice.
When he saw the person coming, Wang Datou seemed to see a life-saving straw, but at the same time he was in a complicated mood - if he was one step late, would he confess him? It's a coincidence that he came, and he was about to say it, and he came......
Is this really just a coincidence?
Wang Datou is unknown......
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"Ah, isn't this the prince of King Kang? The son of the world has finally come out! It's rare! Congratulations! ”
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I'm obviously out every day, okay? What do you mean it's finally out? What does it mean to be rare? Also, what the hell is Congratulations?
It's like I'm in prison, so it's good that you're in prison?
King Kang Shizi thought in his heart, but said on his lips: "Joy, Uncle Zhang!" But Uncle Zhang, you're here—tsk......"
King Kang's "tsk" has a myriad of meanings, and then look at Wang Datou, who knelt down in front of Zhang Twelve, and bullied people's sense of déjà vu!
"Haha, the son of the world is indeed coincidental enough, he didn't meet the son of the world sooner, he didn't meet the son of the world later, but when the ruffian and hooligan appeared, he met the son, coincidentally, coincidentally!"
The people who were pressed to the ground, headed by the king's head: Did the ruffians speak of me?
A few people led by Du Lang: Definitely not me, right? I'm the eldest brother's younger brother......
King Kang himself: This thing is definitely talking about me, I promise......
Qin Yutong and Xiaohuan: ............
Zhang Twelve's words led to a fierce psychological activity among the people present, I have to say that Zhang Twelve can be called a generation of psychologists - or, in other words, invisible pretending, Zhang Twelve may not be good, but when it comes to invisible spraying people, Zhang Twelve said second, no one dares to admit the first!
Invisible spraying is the deadliest!