The moon god Chang'e gets off work, and Apollo, the sun god with procrastination, comes to take over. Therefore, the rising of the sun is always slow, like a big fat man of two hundred pounds getting up slowly.

As the sun poked his head out, the two were about to set off for the mountain, but Liang Liang's body began to grow hair, he immediately realized something, so he decided to tell Xiao Nan a story while he could still speak...

"Xiao Nan, brother will tell you a story about the frog prince, no, and Shrek!"

"Oh," Xiao Nan looked into his eyes and smiled sweetly. But what Liang Liang didn't notice was that the depths of Xiao Nan's eyes were clear and lifeless.

......

"Shrek, the Frog Prince, what a romantic love story. Brother, you are so talented, how did you come up with such a good story?" Xiao Nan was weak, but still praised in a low voice.

Chow Chow Liang grinned and shook his head, showing modesty... However, everyone can see that this dog must be proud to die at this time, "Lao Tzu is familiar with Grimm's fairy tales, Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales, One Thousand and One Nights, and he is a loyal fan of Disney, what story do you want to hear Lao Tzu is not handy?"

"But, brother, is this why you asked me to kiss your dog's mouth?" Xiao Nan was a little embarrassed and couldn't get out of her mouth.

Yes, with the sun shining on the earth, Liang Liang has completely turned back into a chow chow. Fortunately, he finished telling the fairy tale before he could speak human, and then explained that he had suffered an incomplete "animal punishment", so he successfully made Xiao Nan accept the fact that he had become a dog.

Witty! Too witty! Liang Liang almost wants to praise himself! The most witty, Liang Liang said seriously after telling the story, "Little girl, the frog turned back into a prince after being kissed by the princess!"

The two have always adhered to the dogma that men and women do not kiss, and although Liang Liang has a thief heart, he is also ashamed to speak up, whether he becomes a dog, Qingqing and I have avoided embarrassment.

Xiao Nan didn't believe that Liang Liang would become a human again after kissing, after all, she was also sixteen years old, and fairy tales and reality could be more or less distinguished. But since it's a request from a lover, how can you refuse?

Xiao Nan slowly approached the small mouth in the pile of fluff of the Chow Chow, saying that it was not easy to aim.

Dear, dear, dear! Liang Liang was excited. He has always been a senior single dog when he was on earth, not to mention kissing, the girl's hand has not been pulled, at this time, with the clear body fragrance of the little beauty Xiao Nan pouring into the sensitive and abnormal nostrils, the dog's legs are soft, and the heart is melting...

"Let's talk about it when you become a human!" Xiao Nan stopped abruptly, and then parted with a smile, "Brother, it's funny that you become a dog!"

Liang Liang: "?"

"Lie to paper! Women are to cheat paper!" Liang Liang wrote angrily on the ground with a dog's paw.

After inheriting the memory of Wuxin Xiao Shami, Liang Liang discovered a strange thing, the language and writing of this world are completely consistent with the earth, so that Liang Liang deeply suspects that he has traveled into the world written by a certain author of a street fighting novel.

"I'm not going to mess with you, it's dawn, let's go down the mountain quickly and go to the town to find a doctor to heal you!" the dog paw wrote on the ground. They have delayed a lot of time in order to wait for dawn, and the current treatment of Xiao Nan is the focus, as for the pursuit of the truth and the search for a way home, that is a later story.

"Wait," Liang Liang suddenly had a bad premonition and changed his mind, "I'd better eat the buns first before going down the mountain." ”

Although the so-called auspicious bun seems to be extremely unreliable, it has no choice but to try. At this time, Xiao Nan was seriously injured, his combat strength was meager, and it was difficult to guarantee that he would not be in danger after going down the mountain.

"System, bun!"

Syllable!

A meat bun fell from the sky and hit Liang Liang's dog on the head.

Liang Liang, with the determination to die, picked up the bun on the ground and bit it down.

He didn't eat for a day and a night. This bun is really satisfying.

"Lord, don't be a bad luck bun..."Liang Liang prayed in his heart.

Drip...

Drip...

Drip...

Three quick and clear drips in a row show how extraordinary this bag is!

Really...

"Experience + 9999999999"

"Congratulations, upgrade!"

"Level: 100. ”

"Title: The Chosen Dog. ”

Graduation fireworks, liftoff, boom!

...

Liang Liang: "?"

Unbelievable!

"1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

"Full level?"

Liang Liang barked excitedly, the dog's tail wagged and wagged desperately, and he was still spinning in circles frantically on the ground. I thought that I was possessed by a declining god and would decline to the end, but at this moment I realized that I had crossed into a certain web game, and it was still a perverted version!

With the increase of the level, his strength, three speeds, physical attack power, magic attack power, critical strike chance, physical defense, magic defense, genus strength, etc. have been comprehensively improved, and the panel has a completely new look. Where else can you find anything less than 100 million?

"Wow..."Liang Liang was so happy that he almost fainted, he was really the chosen dog!

Is this a cheat? No, it's not! It's a modifier? It's not! It's a plug-in. A perverted version of the plug-in.

Liang Liang had already seen that picture, the Dog Emperor of Yushu was wearing Superman's red cloak, wearing Superman's blue tight pants, and countless subjects kneeling at his feet, raising his arms and shouting, hundreds of millions of people kowtowed, and shouted in unison, "Dog Emperor billions of years old, billions of years old..."

Of course, as Liang Liang, who grew up with a quality education, how could he be held back by the boring ambitions of being called the king and the emperor and dominating the world?

Of course not!

"Lao Tzu can finally go home..."Liang Liang burst into tears with excitement. That's his dream. Becoming stronger, shattering the void, and returning to the earth, Liang Liang only wants this, and only wishes so.

What does this world depend on for its sustainment? It depends on us ordinary people who do not harm others, who are selfish and insignificant, and it is precisely those careerists with big dreams who frequently plunge the world into crises!

Liang Liang felt that he was simply living too transparent!

Liang Liang raised his dog paw to applaud himself, and was moved to tears.

"Xiao Nan, I'll turn my head, maybe this turn is 108,000 miles, you can take care of it!" Liang Liang wrote on the ground.

Xiao Nan touched the dog's head, and there was no fever. Or did she lose her brain after becoming a dog? Xiao Nan thought it was funny at first, but now she is a little worried.

Liang Liang shook his head lonely, it was the loneliness of the high place, it was the invincible loneliness, "Hey... You won't understand, Xiao Nan, please be ready to sacrifice your knees! After my experiment is successful, I will take you back to Earth, where there is the best medical treatment, and what injuries can't be cured!" Liang Liang Wangwang, and...

Then, in the direction of the sky, he turned his head! Like Sun Wukong, so agile!

Boom...

Fell to the ground.

"Still in place?" Liang Liang couldn't believe it.

"Impossible, it must be that I haven't been able to mobilize my mana yet!" Liang Liang sank into the dantian, feeling the power of the desolation between heaven and earth with his heart, and listening to the mysterious sound of the Tao...

Ready to go,

Jumped!

Fly, I'm the Flying Dog Emperor!

Boom...

Liang Liang opened his dog's eyes.

Still in place.

My heart was also a tenth colder.

...

Ten heels...

Fifty heels...

Quantitative change does not lead to qualitative change. After a hundred failed heels ...

"Hey, you're kidding me!" the disgraced Liang Liang barked at the sky, angrily scolding in his heart.

He has found out that he has indeed improved, but how can it be so exaggerated? This broken system is actually dishonest? Is it tolerable or unbearable! Uncle can bear it and aunt can't bear it!

"I heard that someone recently invented something called rabies vaccine, and I must recommend my brother to get a shot. Xiao Nan muttered worriedly.

"Give me an explanation!" Liang Liang still didn't give up on the system, "Otherwise... Otherwise...", he suddenly found that he really didn't have anything to threaten the system.

Ultimately...

"System, you wait for Lao Tzu!"

System:......

This time the system was very humane, and it really gave Liang Liang an explanation.

After listening to the explanation.

Liang Liang was speechless, rarely without complaining, his furry body curled up on the ground, his facial features were huddled together, and he felt loveless. I keep repeating a question in my mind: binary code, also an April Fool's Day?

Yes, the explanation of the system is: the system world today, April Fool's Day...

"Brother..."Xiao Nan saw that Liang Liang was hit hard, and was about to touch and comfort him.

"Silent junior sister!" was interrupted by a discordant voice in the distance!