Chapter 899: Mmmmmmmm

The gossip is burning.

I didn't expect Cheng Boci to gossip since he was also gossiping.

"Hehe...... Cheng Hao smiled evilly and said, "Let me tell you a story." ”

"In the university dormitory, Lao Zhang had hemorrhoids, he went to the hospital to see a doctor, and the doctor gave him medicine to go back and wipe it."

"However, this brother has deep hemorrhoids, and he can't apply medicine to himself at all, which is embarrassing."

"He asked the other roommates in the dormitory for help, but this was to go deep into the medicine, and everyone was very disgusted."

"Lao Zhang is very disappointed in this, three years of roommates, what a good friendship, no one to help, which makes Lao Zhang very sad and depressed."

"At this time, Lao Li Zhan came out and helped Lao Zhang, and Lao Zhang was very grateful for this, even if he had graduated for many years, he was still grateful."

"Later, he got married and had children, and one day he had hemorrhoids again."

"Then, he asked his wife to help with the medication."

"It made him wonder." Cheng Hao had an evil smile on his face.

"Tell me quickly, don't come quickly!" Cheng Boci said excitedly.

This guy is even more gossip than Cheng Hao!

But also, gossip is the essence of human beings.

"He was very puzzled, why did his wife put her right hand on his shoulder when she gave him medicine, but Lao Li put her hands on his shoulder when she gave him medicine?" Cheng Hao laughed.

"This ...... How do you apply medicine with these two hands on your shoulders? Cheng Boci was also puzzled.

People just have a pair of hands.

"So, that's full of doubts." The smile on Cheng Hao's face became even richer.

"it!"

Time passed imperceptibly, and half a year passed.

Cheng Boci married Princess Taiping, who is known as the first beauty in the north.

Yang Mubai took Yang Wan'er across the ocean to the new century, and changed his name to Li Mubai.

Why the name Li Mubai is used, it is estimated that only Yang Mubai knows.

No, now he should be called Li Mubai.

Time flies.

Li Mubai took the telegram sent by Cheng Hao, and was immediately full of emotion.

I didn't expect time to pass so quickly, and the naughty eleventh master was going to marry a wife and have children.

Nearby, several New Century catchers walked over, one of whom handed over a large glass of beer.

Li Mubai shook his head, smiled, picked up the drink handed by Yang Wan'er and drank it all.

"Team Li, why are you always working so hard?" One of the catchers asked in confusion.

"Yes, Team Li is a model for our generation every time they fight against bad guys!"

"Exactly, exactly, indeed a model for our generation!"

"If everyone is as desperate as Team Li, the world will really be peaceful."

“……”

Li Mubai was silent, and after a few seconds, he sighed and said, "If I don't work hard, I can only go home and inherit the throne." ”

"Hahaha......"

The crowd laughed, clearly not convinced.

"Boss, who are you blinded by? To return to the throne, even if we fight to the point, we are only a viscount at most. ”

"It seems that our town respects money like dung, no! It's to regard the title as dung! ”

"Worthy of being the boss, hahaha......"

"I didn't drink it, so the boss got drunk first."

“……”

Obviously, everyone thinks Li Mubai is bragging.

Li Mubai smiled and did not refute.

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