Chapter 333: How to Prove That I Am Me
The more anxious they were, the more disobedient they were, and when the carriage was only half turned, the masked men had already arrived.
"You give Lao Tzu down!"
As he spoke, the short man grabbed the coachman's clothes and dragged him off.
"A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life!"
When it came to his life, the coachman directly coaxed, put his head on the ground, and shouted "spare life" vigorously.
The short man enjoyed this feeling very much, it had been a long time since anyone was so respectful to him, and it was so cool to see the coachman kowtow to him there!
"Listen, get me down!"
Song Tiezhu roared, and at the same time raised the curtain with the long knife in his hand, and saw the two people trembling in the carriage!
These two are none other than the bewitching woman and her son Hao Shirong......
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Hao Shirong felt that he had bad luck in the past two days, first he teased Lin Zimo but was beaten up, he thought that he would go back to the prefect and ask the fat master to help him find the field, and then he beat that person violently - but who knew that he was a Zhenyuan general......
Is there anything more bloody and depressing than this?
Liang Zhou didn't want to stay anyway, because even if he was completely injured, he couldn't go to the street anymore - if he ran into that evil star, not to mention that he couldn't get up, it was estimated that he would be beaten again, he was really scared......
When he was young, he also struggled with why his father had a brain problem, but as he grew up and saw his uncle Hao Junguang being so good to him, and the unspeakable things with his mother, he finally understood whose son he was......
Since then, he has been relieved, so he was not surprised when his mother decided to go back to Jingzhou for the New Year and leave Hao Junkuo in Liangzhou by himself.
This kind of thing happened again, Liang Zhou didn't want to stay any longer, and after discussing it with his mother, he decided to go back to Jingzhou early......
But- who the fuck would have known that Liangzhou could still encounter such a fucking thing as robbery!
The moment he saw the masked man lifting the curtain, Hao Shirong really wanted to cry without tears, could he find someone who was unlucky than him?
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When Song Tiezhu lifted the curtain and saw the two people in the car, his expression was stunned, and then he was overjoyed!
A bewitching woman, a little white face with a blue nose and a swollen face, is there a better deal than this?
"Get out of here!"
Song Tiezhu snorted.
The moment the bewitching woman stepped out of the car, Song Tiezhu was better, and several other masked men who had never seen the world were stunned, especially the short man, if he hadn't covered his face, his drooling scene would definitely be despised by everyone!
It's too embarrassing!
"Big brother, this ...... Hey hey ......"
The short man's eyes never left the bewitching woman, and he spoke to Song Tiezhu with an obscene expression, the meaning is self-evident!
"Get out of the way!"
Song Tiezhu kicked the short man's buttocks, looking at him with a kind of hatred for iron and steel: "Didn't we say before that we would only rob money and not sex?" Can you be a little more professional? ”
This comes from the self-cultivation of a non-professional robber, which is moving......
The short man was kicked and didn't get angry, scratched his head, and said a little embarrassed: "Big brother, I'm not watching...... It's so pretty, it's a bit of a waste! ”
"Then I'll go back and tell your mother-in-law and ask her if it's a waste, what do you think?"
Song Tiezhu said with a look of disdain.
"Don't, don't, don't! Big brother, I know it's wrong, don't tell my ruthless mother-in-law! If she knew, the little brother would be slaughtered by her tonight......"
Thinking of his mother-in-law's scratching kung fu, the short man shuddered and hurriedly begged for mercy.
Song Tiezhu snorted coldly, and no longer paid attention to him, but looked at the bewitching woman and the young man behind her who was swollen and bruised, and said that he couldn't look carefully: "Hand over all the money on you, otherwise, hehe......"
As he spoke, he picked up the big knife in his hand and slashed it on the ground, but because the ground was frozen and stiff in the winter morning, it didn't have much effect, but Rao was like this, and the coachman lying on the ground was still frightened, and shouted "Heroes spare their lives" again......
Song Tiezhu was very satisfied with the coachman's cooperation, and continued to glare at the bewitching woman viciously.
"Do you know who I am?"
Hao Shirong stood behind the bewitching woman and said stubbornly.
"Who are you?"
Song Tiezhu raised his eyebrows and said.
"I am the son of Hao Junkuo, the prefect of Liangzhou!"
"The prefect? Hao Shirong Hao Gongzi? ”
Hearing that this bandit leader had actually heard of his name, Hao Shirong was excited, and immediately said happily: "Yes, yes, yes, it's me, it's me!" How's that, scared, right? ”
Song Tiezhu stared at his face strangely for a long time, then turned around and glanced at his brothers, and then laughed as if he had heard some big joke.
"Hao Shirong, we've met, are you stupid?"
As he spoke, he pointed the knife at his neck, as if he had been teased, and his face was full of anger.
Although Song Tiezhu had never spoken to Hao Shirong, he had seen him from a distance before, and he naturally had an impression of Hao Shirong's appearance, but the face in front of him was swollen like a pig's head, where was it similar to the Hao Shirong he had seen?
Hao Shirong was anxious, fell into a difficult problem of "how to prove that I am me", and immediately said: "I am really Hao Shirong!" Look at me again, I'm really me! ”
As he spoke, he also pasted his face upward, but his abnormally swollen face became even more terrifying because of his excitement, which made Song Tiezhu and the masked man behind him very annoying.
"You kneel down for Lao Tzu!"
As he spoke, the short man came up and kicked Hao Shirong to his knees, and the gloom that he had been kicked just now was swept away, and he said very comfortably: "What's wrong with Hao Shirong?" Lao Tzu has heard that that guy is not a good thing, and he is doing some bullying of men and women in Liangzhou City all day long, you kid still dare to pretend to be that kind of goods, you really deserve to be beaten! ”
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As he spoke, he kicked Hao Shirong's ass again, and Hao Shirong, who was kicked, didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore......
Seeing that the matter had come to this, if this group of thieves couldn't get the silver, they were afraid that they would not give up, and the bewitching woman slowly took out the silver ticket she was carrying.
The hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, and when he goes back to Jingzhou, how much silver do he need to ask Hao Junguang's old thief directly, and he is worried that he can't do it without silver?
Thinking like this, the bewitching woman felt a lot happier in her heart, and she stopped twisting, and directly took out all the valuable things on her body......
Looking at the silver ticket and all kinds of gold and silver jewelry taken out by the bewitching woman, not to mention the other masked men, even Song Tiezhu himself was dumbfounded!
I'm really lucky!
Before they came out to rob, their goal was to grab some money, so that they could pass the year first, but who would have thought that they would rob such a big vote!
With so many silver tickets, let alone the New Year, I am afraid that I don't have to work all year next year, and the money is enough!
When Song Tiezhu was in a daze, the short man behind him pointed in the direction of Liangzhou City and said, "Boss, look, there's another carriage!" ”
Song Tiezhu looked in the direction of his finger, and sure enough, there was a carriage bigger and more luxurious than this carriage was heading in their direction, no need to guess, the owner of this carriage must be much more generous than a few people here!
The short man was about to move: "Big brother, are we robbing or not?" ”
Song Tiezhu looked at the silver ticket and various gold and silver jewelry in his hand, and was a little entangled.
The carriage that came must have been a fat bag, and the contents in it were certainly no less than the current one, but there was always a premonition telling him that it was enough to rob this, and if he robbed it again, I was afraid that something bad would happen......
After thinking about it for a while, he finally decided: "No robbery!" I don't know the truth of that carriage, let's take our things and leave quickly, so as not to cause another incident! ”
Although the short man felt a little pity, but the eldest brother spoke, then he could only listen to the eldest brother, and then talk about these silver tickets...... Hehe, it's exciting to think about!
Hearing that these robbers were leaving, Hao Shirong finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and looked back, his eyebrows raised: This carriage is so familiar......
That's right!
Suddenly, his eyes lit up!
Isn't this the carriage that parked outside Lin Zimo's yard that day? Yes, he knows the two coachmen, and they are the ones who followed Zhang Yi!
Thinking of this, the corners of his mouth raised an arc, hum, I'm not doing well, you don't want to be comfortable!
"Wait!"
Looking at the fierce eyes of several thieves who turned their heads, Hao Shirong quickly changed his face and said, "Guys, listen to me." I know the owner of the carriage over there, and he's a lot richer than I am! And his body is inferior to me, if you rob him, it will definitely not take a little effort! ”
"Really?"
Listening to his words, Song Tiezhu was a little moved, but he was still a little suspicious.
"Nature is true! I am in the hands of all the heroes now, how dare I deceive you? ”
Hao Shirong said with a sincere face, and he had never been so sincere......
Song Tiezhu wavered, a little swaying......
Seeing the hesitant appearance of the eldest brother, the short man instigated: "Big brother, let's send someone to watch this kid, and then go and rob the carriage." If there is really something abnormal, we have him as a hostage anyway, and it is a big deal to slaughter him! ”
When he said the last sentence, he glared at Hao Shirong viciously, but Hao Shirong was frightened: Why did it happen to me again? I'm helping you, okay?
Hearing this, Song Tiezhu looked back at the other brothers, and when he saw them nodding, he finally made up his mind: "Since this is the case, then we will rob us!" ”
"Robbed!"
The masked man shouted excitedly, and Hao Shirong on the side also became happy......
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Coming out of Liangzhou City, several people in the car were in a good mood, especially Zhang Twelve next to Chen Qiaoxi, secretly holding her hand, although Chen Qiaoxi refused, but how could he be stronger than Zhang Twelve?
Sneaky, there is a strange feeling of cheating, which makes people very excited......
Seeing that Zhang Twelve was in a good mood, Lu Yuner also let go of his courage and begged Zhang Twelve to tell him some stories, because none of the stories that Zhang Twelve told them before were finished, just like when I was seeing **, you suddenly came to a broken chapter - are you dead or not?
And Zhang Twelve's is worse than a broken chapter, at least there will be a break in the future, but he is like a eunuch, Lu Yuner hasn't heard a new story for a long time......
Zhang Twelve didn't want to tell him about it, who let this kid provoke himself before?
But Chen Qiaoxi also persuaded him next to him, saying that it was a long road, and it was really boring to stay in the car all the time, and she also wanted to hear him tell stories, so Zhang Twelve could only start his storytelling journey again......
However, this time he deliberately told the story of the four people in the Journey to the West, Tang Seng and his apprentices met bandits on the road, thinking about this wilderness, scaring and scaring them......
Where have everyone heard such strange stories, so when Zhang Twelve told it, they were fascinated by it, and even the two coachmen who were driving the car outside the car listened to it with relish, and they were also curious in their hearts, how could this little young master know anything?
"Bandits!"
When Zhang Twelve was telling the story, he heard the coachman shouting outside, and said a little proudly: "What, I'm scared to listen to the story of the young master?" ”
"Young master, there are really bandits!"
The coachman said nervously.
"Uh...... Bandits again? ”
Zhang Twelve was also flustered, when did his mouth become so accurate? The first time I came out and said that there are bandits, there are bandits, and this is talking about bandits--I met again......
This mouth has been opened......
Chen Qiaoxi and Lu Yuner were also very nervous, they encountered this incident just out of the city, it was difficult not to be nervous, but the maid Qiuping's expression was relatively calm, and she looked at Zhang Twelve and said leisurely: "I had already guessed that it would be like this......
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The first time I went to Taizhou with Zhang Twelve, I met a bandit; The second time he returned to Liangzhou with Zhang Twelve, he met a bandit - so Qiu Ping has reason to believe that it is not a strange thing to follow Zhang Twelve to meet a bandit......
And Zhang Twelve himself is happy, does he have the attribute of "recruiting thieves"?
But he wasn't afraid, because he was no longer the innocent teenager who was afraid of killing people, and now killing people was drizzling for him~
Lifting the curtain and looking out, there were several masked men standing in the middle of the road with large knives in their hands, and behind them there was a good-looking carriage parked there.
Heh, the current bandits are also equipped with upgrades? Pull the looted money directly in a horse-drawn cart - how many good things do you have to pull? Is it so easy to do a bandit?
It seems that it is really 360 lines, and the line is the champion......
Zhang Twelve comforted Chen Qiaoxi a few words, telling her to stay in the carriage and not to go out, Chen Qiaoxi was not hypocritical, knowing that he must have a way, he only said "Be careful" and then stopped talking.
Lifting the curtain, Zhang Twelve walked down, and the two coachmen each drew a long sword from behind him and walked with Zhang Twelve over...... I want to chat with more like-minded people about "{?$article_title?} 》,; Talk about life and find a confidant~