Chapter 387: It's both food and medicine
When Tie Yuxiang saw it, he quickly turned his back, and was so anxious that he hid behind a nearby tree as if he was stepping on stilts, not daring to move.
I almost fell down, but fortunately I was able to hold the tree in time.
Wu Zhi saw Yuxiang embarrassed, and had a plan, put one hand in front of his mouth, and learned a stubborn wolf howl.
"Whew-"
As soon as those people heard the wolf howl, they were immediately frightened to pee their pants, and they no longer had the mood to joke......
"Damn, there's a wolf ......"
"Run, the wolf is coming!"
"Oops, you fell to my death......"
"Siwa, you are a fool, you broke it, why are you holding me, even if I am tired, I will fall into a dog to eat......"
"Stop scolding, run!"
After a few more noisy words, the group didn't dare to let go of the fart, and disappeared on the road in a puff of smoke, and disappeared after a while.
"Hehehe......"
Entertain Tie Yuxiang like a child. However, after laughing for a while, he straightened his face and said straightly: "Good and dignified, why are you pretending to be a wolf to scare them?" ”
"Is there any mistake, they are in the way, and they are talking about you there, I see that you are embarrassed, so you pretend to be wolves to scare them away, why do you still speak for them, and blame me? It's really a dog biting Lu Youbin, I don't know the hearts of good people! ”
"That's not what you say, if they break, how bad it is......" Yuxiang said timidly.
"Yuxiang, I've served you!" It turned out that Yuxiang was worried that those people would fall and get hurt, but she really didn't think about it in advance, which is of course a big advantage for her, but then again, if you live like Yuxiang and have to think about others before doing anything, then, isn't it too tiring?
This is tantamount to drawing a circle for yourself and setting a rule, but this rule is like a prison, trapping yourself.
It can be seen that this is another place where she is polarized from the world. In this world, some people are too unruly, misbehaving, all public occasions are like his personal territory, he can come how he wants, he can disgust people as much as he wants, and he absolutely disregards the interests and feelings of others, there are too many such people, and like Yuxiang, who is strict with himself and for things, no matter how much, he only says that it is unfair to them.
Wu Zhizheng sighed in his heart, and said in his heart, if only those unruly people could rely on Yuxiang a little bit, and people like Tie Yuxiang could relax themselves a little, no longer be so cautious, and live a little more self-conscious, so that it can be considered balanced, so as not to tire the good people, but get away with it.
As a result, Yuxiang didn't expect to hide her body and answer with a serious look: "Don't, I've said it, I don't want you to help me!" ”
"Ahh
Wu Zhi opened his mouth and combined, and almost had a heart attack at this moment.
I can't talk to each other!
It seems that this Tie Yuxiang is in urgent need of transformation!
The two then went down the mountain, and after Wu Zhi watched Tie Yuxiang enter the manor, he began to trot towards Jiang Zhushan's house not far away.
I knocked on the door and entered the hospital. Wu Zhi had the heart to look around, and saw that the courtyard wall of Jiang Zhushan's house was badly damaged, and a corner of the tile on the top of his head was missing.
Jiang Zhushan beckoned Wu Zhi to sit down on the edge of the bed, but he moved a small stool to sit in front of Wu Zhi. He opened his mouth and asked, "Brother Wu, I heard that the dinner is over?" How do you have time to come to me? ”
Wu Zhi smiled and said, "I'll come to see you." By the way, put something in your place. ”
Jiang Zhushan asked, "What is it?" ”
Wu Zhi was not in a hurry to answer, and asked instead, "Who are some people in your family?" ”
Jiang Zhushan replied: "There are only me and my mother. ”
"No other relatives?"
"There are relatives, but they don't move. Therefore, there is no such thing. ”
"Understood." Wu Zhi smiled: "The family is poor and ugly, one meter forty-nine." No one walked, no relatives or friends. ”
Jiang Zhushan was stunned for a moment and said, "What do you mean?" ”
"It's so simple, you don't understand? In fact, it means that if a man is poor and looks average, then, in the eyes of others, he is a typical dwarf and poor, just like a height of only 1.49 meters, no one can afford you, it is very real, therefore, naturally no one walks around, and there are no relatives and friends...... So, 1.49 meters is just an image statement..."Yes, yes, I do have some brains, but, I guess this girl is really handsome, looking at her old appearance, it's almost ......"
"So you really guessed!"
"I'm calling it brain supplement, brain supplementing ......"
"Hahaha...... Tie Fei Dao is indeed magnificent, with a square face and beard, not to mention her mother, just her Lao Tzu, it is almost ......"
"Yes, indeed! I think this girl Yuxiang is indeed like a fairy......"
"Nonsense! I don't see it that way, you just think about it, if she really looks like a flower and jade, and she competes with the immortals, her face is like a treasure, why do you want to cover this treasure? ”
"It makes sense, and it makes sense......"
"Looks like she's an ugly girl!"
"Oh, it's a pity, it's a pity......"
"Even if it's an ugly girl, it's pretty to cover her face......"
"Yes, yes, Bazai, you are serious, I tell you, that woman, once she gets into bed, the black light is blind, and she doesn't care if she is beautiful ......or ugly."
"Hahaha!"
The men began to whisper, and then they spoke louder and louder. As he spoke, he began to shush on the side of the road. A group of people stood in a row and unbuttoned their pants in unison........."
"How tall is 1.49 meters?" Jiang Zhushan was still a little stunned.
"This one, it's about five feet tall!"
"Oh, if it's five feet, it's indeed a little shorter...... Jiang Zhushan answered: "By the way, Brother Wu just said that there is something to be put here, what ......is it?"
"This is it." Wu Zhi pointed to the wooden basin that he had brought with him, which was now on the table.
"What is this?" Jiang Zhushan was curious. Since Wu Zhi entered the door just now, he has actually been watching from the basin.
"It's a food, it's a medicine."
"It's both food and medicine?" When Jiang Zhushan heard this, he immediately became interested: "So, what is its name?" And what is the effect? ”
"You don't have to ask. I only need you to do one thing, if that group of strangers come to you again to look for medicine, they will only look like a fairy......"
"Nonsense! I don't see it that way, you just think about it, if she really looks like a flower and jade, and she competes with the immortals, her face is like a treasure, why do you want to cover this treasure? "Just give them a small bowl."
"Is this convenient?" Jiang Zhushan hesitated slightly.
"It's very convenient." Wu Zhi stood up and slapped Jiang Zhushan on the shoulder, and at the same time, grabbed the thing from the basin and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing it while saying:
"Rest assured, it's delicious and inexpensive, and it's curative. You try. ”