Chapter 117: Leaving People Under the Sword
Chen Zheng walked out of the window and listened, but Zhao Ji in the room still didn't let go: "Let's put it aside first, let me ask you, if there is a beautiful woman sitting on your lap, will you be tempted?" Say! ”
“……”
After a brief lull, there was a scream of "ahhh
"Well, you're still hesitating. In the future, you can't hesitate at this point, you can only just say no, otherwise, I will unscrew your ears. Let me ask you again, who is better looking than Xi Shi? ”
The alien said in a trembling voice: "Who, who is Xi Shi?" ”
Then, Chen Zheng heard another scream of "ah".
"It doesn't matter who Xi Shi is, the important thing is that you should say that I look better than whoever I am, remember?"
"Remember, remember. Can you stop picking my ears? ”
"I'm not done yet! I ask you, if you go out to a party, if a woman drinks too much, will you send her home? ”
"I..., I..."
Zhao Ji shouted: "You shouldn't go out to party at all." This time I can slap my mouth without pulling your ears! ”
There was a "pop" sound in the room.
"If I fall into the water with your mother, who will you save first?"
"Smack"
"Do I look good in red or pink?"
"Smack"
"If someone introduces you to someone when you return to Qin, what are you going to do?"
"Smack"
……
Chen Zheng really can't listen to it anymore, how can Zhao Ji bully honest people like this?!
Yiren and Zhao Ji suddenly heard a cough outside the door, Yiren ran over and opened the door, and said excitedly: "Brother Lu, you are here!" ”
Chen Zheng stepped in and comforted: "I haven't heard any news from you in the past few days, and I can't think about it in my heart, so don't you take the time to take a look!" Brother Inhuman, I've wronged you. ”
"Big brother, can I move to live with you?" The stranger said pitifully.
Without waiting for Chen Zheng to answer, Zhao Ji jumped up: "What did I say about your heart?" Did you discuss with that Pingyuan Jun that you want to suffocate the old lady here, lock our husband and wife here, don't you want to suffocate the old lady here? ”
Yiren said unhappily: "Brother Lu is our benefactor, you can't talk to Brother Lu like this." ”
Chen Zheng explained: "It's okay, I'm used to it. Let me tell you the truth, your daughter-in-law is actually a distant cousin of mine, and we are close to each other. ”
"Why didn't my eldest brother tell me earlier? If I had known that, I would—" At this point, Inhuman suddenly shut up.
Zhao Ji reached out and grabbed one of Yiren's ears: "What about you?" Say! Why don't you dare to say it? ”
Chen Zheng stepped forward and pulled the two apart and persuaded: "Okay, okay!" I said, brother-in-law, why are you still addicted to other people's ears? It's okay if a dignified prince of Qin doesn't care about you as a little woman, don't be endless, you pull your father-in-law into one ear, and you're not afraid to meet the black cat sheriff when you go out? ”
Yiren was stunned: "What is Xianggong?" Who is Sheriff Black Cat? ”
"Xianggong is what husband means, oops, husband, you don't understand, it's husband, it's not right, husband, you understand this time, right? As for the black cat sheriff, it's a good cat to catch mice, and you don't understand it. ”
Zhao Ji waved her hand: "Huh? Isn't that right? When did I become your brother-in-law? Don't forget, I'm your cousin, you should call him brother-in-law. ”
Chen Zheng raised his hands and said, "Okay, okay, what you say is what you are." I can tell you, these two people have to let each other live a little bit, people let you, you have to let others, if you are as aggressive as you just now, no one can bear it. If you say that you respect each other like guests, you are too polite to each other and see each other, and if you say that you are like each other, you can't do it. In short, no one in the two of them should think about overpowering each other, treat each other equally, live in harmony, discuss big things together, don't take trivial things with one eye open and one eye closed, even if there are any bumps and bumps, don't go to your heart, it's rare to be confused, if you are wise and foolish, you can live a long life. ”
The stranger was puzzled: "Roughly like a fish? Yes! I understand, Brother Lu is saying, let the two of us swim around in the water like two fish, and no one will eat or bite anyone. ”
Chen Zheng smiled: "I'll tell you the right thing, it's good for you to play big fish and eat small fish." ”
Zhao Ji shouted: "Let's not talk about other things first, you also saw it today, there are so many people guarding this gate, we can't go out to breathe, this is too unreasonable, right?" If I get pregnant, I can't buy anything if I want to eat something, it doesn't matter if I am wronged, don't blame me for the child's malnutrition in the future! ”
When Chen Zheng heard it, hey? There's something in the words, it's not. not only covered up the fact that she was pregnant in front of a stranger, but also intimidated herself inconspicuously, this woman is not simple!
"This is easy to do, I'll just go and talk to Pingyuan-kun. Tell me what you want to eat, and I'll send someone to bring it to you. ”
Zhao Ji was also polite: "Uh, I want to eat cold noodles." ”
"Oops! Why are you pregnant, oh no, all the women you want to have children are good for this? ”
Yiren mixed with Qin Yan and said excitedly: "It's not easy to drip if you want to eat cold powder, uh, I learned to make cold powder from Niang Niang since I was a child, and I don't need to go out to buy drops at all." ”
Chen Zheng waved his hand and said, "You two slowly make cold noodles and eat them, I'll go to Pingyuanjun and see the two of you." ”
……
When he went out, it was already getting dark, and Chen Zheng rode on the horse and did not dare to delay, so he whipped his horse and went home.
Hey? Why is the carriage parked outside the door so familiar?
Looking closer, Chen Zheng was shocked, this is not the luxury RV of King Zhao that he once sat in! Do you want to take yourself to the palace to drink? The army of the Qin State is about to fight, Zhao Dan and Zhao Sheng are planning to have a final carnival or what?!
After entering the door, Chen Zheng was dumbfounded, it turned out that Zhao Dan came with Lecheng Weifu for a private visit.
I saw Zhao Dan dressed in an ordinary dress, and those who didn't recognize it seemed that this was just a rich son.
Chen Zheng was happy in his heart, even if you Zhao Dan made up to ask for food, wouldn't it be revealing your identity to sit in the carriage outside the door!
Xun Zi and Han Fei, who were present, said that King Zhao had been waiting here for a long time, saying that he had come to talk to Chen Zheng about what he had seen and heard about the Qin State, so that he could get a glimpse of the details of the Qin State.
After Chen Zheng sat down, Xunzi and Han Fei went back to their rooms with interest, leaving only Chen Zheng, Zhao Dan and Le Cheng in the living room.
Zhao Dan saw that there was no one around, walked up to Chen Zheng and arched his hand: "The day before yesterday, when Gongzi Lu was in the palace, he wanted to speak and stopped, as if he had something to say to this king. This king has been thinking about it for the past few days, and he still came to ask his son for advice. ”
So that's it!
Chen Zheng glanced at Lecheng, got up and saluted back: "King Zhao is really flattered to come to the cold house!" The fact that the king can deign to come shows the king's heart. However, the word "ask for advice" that the king said is really not to be taken seriously. ”
Zhao Dan smiled and said: "General Lecheng is the commander of the palace guards specially ordered by this king, and if Gongzi Lu has anything to say, he will know everything and say everything, and this king will definitely listen to him." ”
Chen Zheng suddenly became interested and said with a smile: "The king rarely leaves the palace on weekdays, right?" Otherwise, there are many people in my house, and besides, there is no preparation today, why don't we find a clean place outside to have a drink and talk? ”
Zhao Dan was hesitating, and Le Cheng came over: "Yes, yes, it is difficult for the king of my family to get out of the palace once, with me, we can go wherever we want in Handan City." ”
Zhao Dan, who had no idea, couldn't stand the coaxing of Chen Zheng and Lecheng, so he readily agreed.
The three of them got into the carriage and went straight to the most lively streets and alleys in Handan City. At a corner, Chen Zheng beckoned the handlebar style to hold the reins and suggested to Zhao Dan to get out of the car and walk.
Zhao Dan was right to think about it, no matter where this carriage stopped, it was too dazzling, what if he encountered an assassin?!
So, the carriage went back to the palace alone.
Chen Zheng and Le Cheng walked beside Zhao Dan on the left and right, and the three of them entered a magnificent wine shop.
Zhao Dan is indeed rarely out of the palace to travel, and he is also very lively on weekdays, but today he is clean and comfortable, and he does not have to suppress himself nervously, and he is in a good mood.
After Chen Zheng and Zhao Dan sat down face to face, Le Cheng walked to the shopkeeper of the wine shop and whispered for a while, took out a yellow thing from his body and handed it over, the shopkeeper put the thing to his mouth and bit it with his teeth, and immediately became excited after seeing it, waved his hand and asked a guy in a low voice: "Distinguished guests are here today, you go outside to guard, no one is allowed to disturb." Then he nodded to Le Cheng and said, "A few of you sit down for a while, and I'll go to Zhang Luo for wine and food." ”
Zhao Dan was looking around at the decoration of the wine shop, and Chen Zheng smiled: "It seems that the king really rarely leaves the palace!" ”
"Where, where! It's just that there have been fewer in the past few years since the Battle of Changping, and Uncle Wang and I are worried about state affairs all day long, how can we still have leisure to go out of the palace and wander around! ”
Chen Zheng thought to himself, you can pretend to be here, maybe I can see more of the world than you, a native of the Warring States.
"King, in my opinion, the more the war between Qin and Zhao is tight, the more you must pay more attention to the people's feelings! Soldiers and food are inseparable from the common people. If you close the door in the palace and just point on the map, I am afraid that the chances of winning will be slim. ”
What Lu Gongzi said is very true. This king has often gone out of the palace to visit, everywhere he goes, it is the officials in order, the granary is full, and the people are even more with the king of one heart and one mind, gnashing their teeth on the Qin State, which is really caused by the merits of the previous kings of my Zhao State! ”
Chen Zheng secretly laughed in his heart, you are a dignified king, every time you go out of the palace, you are full of colorful flags and drums, even if it is a micro-service visit, maybe as soon as you leave the palace, the people below will keep an eye on it, every place you go and the people you see are probably the drama stage and extras that have been rehearsed many times, and the food in the granary is all stuffed together, maybe it was robbed.
Zhao Dan returned to the truth and said: "Young Master Lu, if you have anything to say to this king, you can just say it." ”
Chen Zheng just wanted to speak, but the shopkeeper of the wine shop appeared with a plate, and said while putting wine on the table of the two: "Two sons, this is the best wine in Handan City, not that I boast, even King Zhao and his old man have never drunk such a good wine." I don't think you're locals, are you? I've seen all the sons and brothers in Handan City, but I haven't seen the two. Get! Now that you have come to me, you two drink slowly, and I have sent all those clumsy fellows home, and I will serve them myself, and if you have any orders, I will not bother. ”
The shopkeeper just wanted to turn around, but Chen Zheng greeted: "Wait! You mean, this wine can't even be drunk by King Zhao, which is an exaggeration, right? ”
"Hey, hey! To tell you the truth, my wine is brewed exclusively, except for the distinguished guests from me to enjoy it, and the old man of Pingyuan Jun can drink this mouthful. I'm not afraid to tell you that in order to befriend the old man of the plains, I have to pay a few jars of filial piety every month for this wine. Although the wine sent out has lost a little, there is a small shop covered by the old man Pingyuanjun, and there is no one who comes to me to eat white food or make white strips, so let's put it this way, the people of the government put seals along this street, and they have to walk around when they come to me. ”
Chen Zheng smiled: "Then doesn't King Zhao have this blessing?!" ”
"You're talking! Now King Zhao still has to listen to his own uncle, and the major affairs of Zhao have to be decided by Pingyuan Jun and his old man, right?! If Pingyuan Jun's own nephew didn't listen to his old man's words, I wouldn't have to send this wine directly to King Zhao to the palace?! Do you think that's the reason? ”
"Looks like you're doing a good job. However, if the Qin army fights, there will be no food to make wine, and at that time, I am afraid that you will not be able to do this deal, right? ”
The shopkeeper of the wine shop was happy: "Even if the Qin army besieges Handan City for three and five years, then who will eat the food in this city and who will not be allowed to eat it is not Pingyuanjun's decision." There are thousands of people under Pingyuan Jun's disciples, can they all starve to death?! Unless Pingyuan-kun and his old man can resist drinking my wine. Besides, the Qin army has to find wine to drink when it enters the city, right?! Regardless of whether the surname of Handan City is Qin or Zhao, we are all open to do business, and the unlucky ones are all people who go around the palace all day. You say yes, right? ”
Chen Zheng looked at the other side again, and Zhao Dan's face was already angry! Both hands trembled with anger.
Lecheng, who was standing behind Zhao Dan, held the hilt of the sword tightly with one hand, looking at the posture, and was about to splatter blood on the spot when he gave an order.
In order to save a life in time, Chen Zheng hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, you go down." In the future, you should do your business and don't talk nonsense behind your back. If King Zhao heard what you just said, he would naturally not be like you as a small wine shop shopkeeper. But remember, trouble comes from the mouth, and if you don't say anything bad about the things in the palace, you will be killed. ”
The shopkeeper of the wine shop also felt that the atmosphere at the scene was a little wrong, and hurriedly bowed to Chen Zheng and Zhao Dan and said: "It's all to blame for the small mouth, today's lesson is that the son of the boy will not dare to talk nonsense in the future." With that, he vanished.
Le Cheng just wanted to chase him out, but Chen Zheng hurriedly beckoned: "Forget it, if you are generally concerned with such people, it will damage the prestige of the king if it is passed out, and the general's sword should be kept to deal with the Qin army." ”
Seeing that Zhao Dan didn't speak, Le Cheng slowly put back the sword in his hand that had already exposed the blade.
Zhao Dan's chest rose and fell for a long time before it gradually calmed down, and he sighed: "This is also a business, why is the gap between people so big?" ”
Chen Zheng smiled: "Because I'm not two people with them." After speaking, he changed his words: "The king wants to hear the Qin army's strategy for attacking Zhao this time?" ”
Zhao Dan looked at Chen Zheng in surprise: "I thought that Gongzi wanted to tell this king something about what he had seen and heard about the Qin State, did he?" Could it be that Gongzi actually knew the Qin army's strategy for marching? ”
Chen Zheng's expression was awe-inspiring: "King, when it comes to the Qin army's advance strategy, we have to start with Frederick I the Redbeard." ”