Chapter 13 She's an ugly bastard, and she doesn't have a good temperament
"It is common for men to ask for flowers and willows, three wives and four concubines, and it is a matter of course! A woman hooking up with another man behind her husband's back is a lewd slut! Mu Cang grinned, he was really angry, if he was still alive, he would definitely rush out and kill his wife.
Bah!
How could such a slut be his wife?
"I'm going to divorce my wife!" Mu Cang scolded and looked at Shen Yu, wanting Shen Yu to help him, "Even if I die, I have to divorce her!" I also want to announce that she stole men! Let her sink in the pond! My Mu family's property must not fall into the hands of this slut with ulterior motives! ”
Shen Yu clasped his hands around his chest and looked at him like a monkey.
"Ugly monster, you help me, my Mu family's wealth will be half of yours!" Mu Cangdao.
Shen Yu sneered and paused: "First, I hate it when people call me ugly, second, Mrs. Mu is now my employer, and third, I don't think you're wrong about her." ”
Mu Cang slandered in his heart: You are originally ugly!
But he didn't dare to say it again, Shen Yu was the only person who could help him, and he didn't dare to offend him easily.
"The Mu family's wealth is all for you, how about it?" Mu Cang thought about it in his heart, the Mu family is also a figure with a head and a face in Chang'an City, he has been in business for generations, and he has worked in office, and the family wealth he has collected is enough to sink fish and squander it for several lifetimes.
Shen Yu sat down, smoothed his wide cuffs, looked at Mu Cang, and asked seriously: "Among your concubines and women, who do you think is the most unique?" Until then, will you still have an image of her in your head? ”
The plain hand hidden in the cuff quietly pinched a word.
Mu Cang only felt that he fell into chaos and confusion for a moment, and his consciousness seemed to be about to fall, but suddenly an image of a woman appeared in his mind, and he obsessively muttered the woman's name.
"Green Sleeves."
Shen Yu whispered in confusion: "Who is Green Sleeve?" ”
"Green Sleeves is the girl in the Frost Moon Building, I had a good night with her, her voice can be heard so that people's bones can be crispy, there is a strange fragrance on her body, her gestures are all amorous, her body is so soft that ......"
Seeing that Mu Cang was about to say something obscene, Shen Yu snapped his fingers, Mu Cang immediately came to his senses, he raised his hand to wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and then wondered...... Why is he drooling so well?
"Sinking Fish Girl, did you promise to help me fix that slut?" He didn't notice anything about it, and asked Shen Yu if he wanted to help him.
Shen Yu didn't pay attention to Mu Cang, she felt a little hungry, she happened to buy some rice, melons, fruits and vegetables on the street today, since she lived in this world, she couldn't help but touch the world, and she couldn't even cook a meal. So, she took firewood and went to the backyard kitchen to make a fire and prepare something to eat.
After tossing for a long time, the fire was burned, she threw all the vegetables and rice in the pot, thinking about the memory of cooking in the mortal dust for hundreds of years, only to realize that she seemed to have watched others cook a few times for hundreds of years, but after all, the years are long, and she doesn't remember it very clearly.
When exactly is the oil released?
How much salt do you put in? A bowl?
Do you want to put sugar?
No matter what, it's all down!
……
The kitchen was full of burnt smells, and Shen Yu's face and hands were stained, and there was an unpleasant smell on his plain clothes.
She frowned, it seemed that she was not good at cooking.
After taking a shower in the bath, changing into clean clothes, and making sure that she was not stained with any dust, she went out to forage for food.
Mu Cang, who had been detained in the front yard, saw Shen Yu going out and shouted at her: "You must design it well, catch that slut and her adulterer in bed, let everyone see it, after all, I am dead, let the world know that I am wearing a green hat!" ”
Shen Yu ignored him, he wanted to chase him out and explain a few more words, but as soon as a few big wolf dogs outside barked, his soul was about to disperse, so he had to stay in the courtyard of Shen Yu in peace.
Nie Yan was eating in the Tianju Building with a group of gentlemen, and it happened that Shen Yu came in.
They were in the private room, and Princess Liuhe's concubine Liu Chunyan, who happened to be sitting opposite Nie Yan, glanced sideways and said, "There is a veiled girl downstairs, her eyes are like peach blossoms, clear as springs, and she is a very beautiful woman under the veil." ”
The others all looked at Liu Chunyan's gaze, and Nie Yan also looked at it, and he recognized it as a sinking fish at a glance.
He was afraid that these gentlemen would also be greedy for Shenyu, so he hurriedly said: "She's not a beauty, she's an ugly monster!" The temperament is not good! ”