"When I laugh, you grit your teeth like this, and don't you say the same lip language, 'cut your tongue'?"

"What, I'm telling you to be serious, it's ...... meeting"

"Is this in a meeting? Are you talking about these five words? ”

"Yes! You call this a meeting! Originally, I called this the ...... of the Upper Dynasty."

"Hahaha......" Wu Zhi laughed. This Fang Qiong is really funny. It's really a real thing to learn, and it's different.

"You are really amazing, I obviously helped you say good things in front of my father, saying that you are from the Hidden Sword Villa, my father asked you, but you still didn't admit it, scared me to death......"

"I'm not from the Hidden Sword Villa, what's the matter, do you believe it?"

"You think I'm stupid!"

"Huh!"

"I guessed you weren't...... In short, today's meeting is the first time that my father's meeting has been smashed......" Fang Qiong also laughed: "You have eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall, and you dare to mess around in front of my father!" ”

"It's so ugly for you to cry, I can't stand it!"

"Is there one?"

"Go home and look in the mirror!"

"I can't cry, how can I look in the mirror?"

"Simple. Pinch your thighs, or somewhere else, in short, just find the most tender part of your body and start with it, remember, ...... snack."

"Master, if you do this, you will lose your apprenticeship...... Father! ”

At this time, Fang Qiong's father, Fang Lin, walked out of the gate of the courtyard. Fang Qiong's eyes were sharp, and he saw it at once, and he screamed obediently from afar.

Wu Zhi looked at Fang Lin with his hands behind his back, followed by Fang Wen, and the two of them walked to the side silently, waiting for Fang Qiong there.

"Your dad is a big man." Wu Zhidao.

"What?" Fang Qiong was stunned.

"As I said, all big people speak slowly and methodically, and they pay attention to style, and it just so happens that your father is like this......"

"I'm so scared of my dad." Fang Qiong said.

"I'll teach you a trick, and you'll be afraid."

"What's the move?"

"Next time when he has another meeting, you can make up for the way your father talks with a machine gun......"

"Brain supplement?"

"It's just imagination."

"Imagine my dad talking like a machine gun?"

"Yes."

Fang Qiong's eyes rolled, and she really began to make up for it. Immediately, Fang Lin's usual serious appearance of a saint began to appear, and he talked bitterly and in a downbeat manner about the great principle of dealing with people, so and so, what should be done, what should not be, but how should it be......

Think how I was then, and how you are now......

The previous speed was still normal, and the painting style was still very positive. But the style of painting soon changed abruptly, Fang Lin's hand somehow added a pair of bamboo boards, the bamboo boards were just like that, and the speed of speech suddenly became fast, as if a machine gun had been set up in his mouth, and the words were like spitting beans, and he kept jumping out, and hundreds of bullets were fired out in an instant, full of joy and funny, how could there be the previous mountain-like image......

Flutter –

With this brain supplement, Fang Qiong couldn't help but laugh.

Over there, Fang Lin and Fang Wen heard the laughter of the two of them here, looked back, and didn't know what they were laughing at, and after showing a puzzled expression on their faces, they walked away a few more steps.

"You're leaving, I'll give you something." Wu Zhi hurriedly pulled Fang Qiong and walked into the courtyard together.

"What are you going to send me?" Fang Qiong was curious.

Wu Zhi didn't say a word, and in just a moment, he had already entered the warehouse of his parents, prepared the gifts for Fang Qiong, and still put the things in the designated place "as he liked" and appeared on a table in the courtyard.

"Take it. Having a gun is the last word. Wu Zhi walked over, took something from the table, opened the exquisite box, and handed it to Fang Qiong's hand.

"This is, guns?" Fang Qiong turned over and over the things in his hand and touched and looked at them: "Didn't you have one, why did you give me another one?" It's so pretty, though! ”

"It's called the Desert Eagle, and it was originally a gun, but this is just a cosmetic model, and the real role is a big turkey."

"Big turkey?" Fang Qiong was amazed: "It feels so good!" ”

"Yes. Don't you already have a revolver, that's cool, there's also ten packs of bullets, a pack of 100 rounds, and 10 packs of balloons, a pack of 100, which can be used for you to practice shooting and play for a while, and with this desert eagle, one can be used for ignition, and the other is that you have two guns in hand, and you look even cooler......"

"Great! That way, even if I'm locked up at home by my dad, I'm not so bored! Fang Qiong was very happy, and at the same time, he clicked, pulled the trigger, and sparked: "Wow, this is much more powerful than those big turkeys that cost one or two silver to get their hands......

"Cool, right?"

"Cool! Just now I heard that my father insisted that I go back, I wanted to rebel, and finally I endured it, but I was aggrieved in my heart, and now, with what you gave me, I finally feel much better! By the way, can you give me a notebook? ”

Rebel? Wu Zhi thought to himself, "You say, when have I not been serious?" Are you like everyone else, who can only see the giggling and cute, and can't see my heart? ”

"Where is your heart?"

"Here!" Fang Qiong pointed at his chest.

"How can I see it here."

"That's what you don't want to see."

“……”

"You dare to say that when my father and I were talking, you were laughing there, you were trying to kill me......"

"No way, it's that sentence that comes out of your mouth, and it's inexplicably very joyful......"

"You look at me, can't I be a cute little lady?"

"I don't know." Wu Zhi wanted to laugh: "I'm afraid to say it bluntly, do you have a revolver, that's very cool, there are ten packs of bullets here, a pack of 100 rounds, and ten packs of balloons, a pack of 100, which can be used for you to practice shooting, play for a while, and then cut my tongue." "Fang Qiong, you are really daring.

"Book? What do you want to do with that? Oh, I see, you're trying to fool your dad......"

"Who said that?"

"Didn't I say that? Could it be that your conscience has found that after you go back, you want to calm down and sit down, read the Four Books and the Five Classics, study hard, and make progress every day? I don't think so, it's clear that the plan you ran out of earlier 'to learn cooking skills so that you can be a lovely little lady' failed, and your father now has to let you go home, and if you can't make a plan, you will have another plan, so I want paper and a pen, thinking that after I go back, I want to pretend to please your father, so that I can let you go out as soon as possible, right? ”

"What is it to study hard and make progress every day? Master, you're thinking too much! Fang Qiong didn't admit it, but there was inevitably a sly smile in her eyes.

"I'm thinking too much? So, do you want pen and paper to go back and write the word 'positive'? ”

"Don't worry about it so much, just give me paper and pen! Forget it, it's okay if you don't give it, anyway, there is no shortage of paper and pens in my house! ”

"Didn't you say before that the pen and paper I gave you were too difficult to use?"

"However, it is easy to write the word 'positive'!" Fang Qiong, this ghost.

"Take it!" Wu Zhi bought another pack of paper and pens and gave it to Fang Qiong.