Xu Zizhen walked over quickly and said with a smile: "Yo, who has such a face that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is waiting at the door?" ”

Zhao Huan smiled and said nothing, and Yan Zhao, who was behind him, snorted: "Who else has a bigger face than me besides you?" ”

Xu Zizhen was stunned, he didn't expect Zhao Huan to make such a big battle to wait for him, which made him a little unbearable, so he hurriedly stepped forward to accuse: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, I think I'm just a white body, how dare His Royal Highness the Prince Lao wait like this with all the adults, capital crime and capital crime!" ”

He said that he didn't dare to take it, but he didn't even have a little embarrassment on his face, but was a little proud.

Lao Tzu has a big face, isn't it? Is the status high? Is the ancient text sour?

Entering the restaurant and sitting down, Xu Zizhen realized that he was really the last to arrive, everyone came earlier than him, Zhao Huan had already said that there was no size in the city today, so even a group of women were not left behind, and they sat at two tables, and even Gillian, the princess of the Jin Kingdom, was mixed in the crowd, and talked to Hu Qing and Su San with a smile.

Xu Zizhen and Zhao Huan and Zhang Xiaochun sat at the main table in the center, Zhao Huan couldn't help but say that he sat in the first place, Xu Zizhen didn't come back to his senses, Zhao Huan had already stood up with a glass of wine and said: "Last night's great victory, wiped out 30,000 of the Jinren's front army, who should be the first to contribute to this battle?" ”

The bottom responded: "Xu Zizhen! ”

Zhao Huan said: "Then should this first cup of wine today be honored to Zizhen first?" ”

The bottom said: "Yes! ”

I don't know who came up with a sentence: "You should pay tribute to him under the table!" ”

"Hahaha......"

Everyone laughed, Zhao Huan also laughed, and brought the wine to Xu Zizhen in person: "Zizhen, this is the first cup of celebration wine today, you can't say it if you don't drink it." ”

Xu Zizhen took the wine with a smile and said, "Where is this?" The army that didn't drink is still stationed outside the city, isn't it too early to drink celebratory wine? ”

Zhao Huan was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Listening to your tone, do you still plan to destroy the 70,000?" ”

Xu Zizhen said: "The other thing that can't be extinguished is that at least you have to drink the sticky drink away, right?" ”

There was a sudden silence below, Zhao Huan, Zhang Xiaochun and the officials in Taiyuan were stunned, looking at each other, Zhao Huan was the first to react, and asked tentatively: "Zizhen, ...... What's the solution? ”

Xu Zizhen looked at the eyes of the hall and said with a smile: "Since you said that it is to run away, there is only one word - fight!" ”

Almost everyone present couldn't believe their ears, Xu Zizhen was drunk before he even drank? There are still 70,000 horses in the left army of the Jin soldiers, and with more than 10,000 soldiers in Taiyuan City, even if you add the Shenji battalion and the more than 1,000 heroes of the double gun village, you can at most hold the city gate without losing, but it is so easy to run away?

Among these people, only Gao Pujun remained silent, because she probably knew Xu Zizhen's plan, and when she first heard it, she also showed the same surprise as the people present.

Xu Zizhen was very satisfied with everyone's reaction, and said with a smile: "What's the matter? Don't believe it, do you? Okay, then I'll prove it to you. As he spoke, he said to Ohno, "Bring all the generals you arrested last night." ”

Ohno left in response, and soon came back, followed by a string of golden generals, all of whom took off their armor and unloaded their armor, and the leader was the former general of the Jin army, Apu.

The captives lined up, Xu Zizhen walked over with a smile and a smile with a wine glass, and looked at them one by one, Apu glared at him and shouted angrily: "Treacherous thief, if you want to kill, you will kill, if the master frowns and frowns in vain, he will be a Jurchen son!" ”

Xu Zizhen sneered: "It's all skewered into crabs, and it's still so horizontal." After speaking, he pointed to one of the golden generals, "You, come out." ”

Daye stretched out his hand and lifted the golden general out, Xu Zizhen turned around and beckoned, and called the shopkeeper of the restaurant over: "Borrow a toilet to make an envoy." ”

The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, and thought he had misheard: "What...... What the? ”

"Toilet, it's a commode, this thing should have it, right?"

"Huh? Oh, there is, there is! ”

The shopkeeper went downstairs in person, and quickly brought a toilet back upstairs, and stood there with an embarrassed expression, not knowing what to do next.

Everyone present looked strange, and they didn't know what medicine Xu Zizhen's gourd was selling.

Xu Zizhen pinched his nose and glanced at it, this toilet is estimated to be some years old, the red paint on the surface has fallen off a lot, it looks mottled and dirty, he nodded with satisfaction, and said to the golden general: "Lift it for him." ”

The shopkeeper's Yiyan stuffed it into his hand, and the gold general was very angry, and he couldn't wait to smash it on Xu Zizhen, Xu Zizhen said leisurely: "If you dare to throw it, Lao Tzu will strip you naked and parade the street." ”

Na Jin's hand stiffened and stopped, and then glared at Xu Zizhen angrily, his eyes were so fierce that he almost wanted to devour people, but he was still obediently holding the stinking toilet in his hand.

Xu Zizhen nodded with satisfaction, and said to the Jin general: "Bring this thing to Sticky for me, by the way." ”

The Jin general held back his anger and said, "What words? ”

Xu Zizhen took the wine glass and drank it all, grinning: "You just say it...... Lao Tzu is waiting for him in Taiyuan City, if he is a man, he will come to fight to the death, if he dares not to come, it is okay, but from now on, don't stand and pee, use this thing. As he spoke, he pointed to the toilet, and then said, "Understood, right?" If you understand, go and talk to me. ”

The gold generals, including Apu, quickly understood after being stunned, and all of them turned red with anger, and they all struggled to rush over and fight with Xu Zizhen, but the Song people all over the building almost laughed.

Peeing on the toilet, doesn't that mean that if you don't drink it, you will become a?

Xu Zizhen smiled harmlessly and said to the golden general: "You, go back and send me a letter, as for the others...... Ohno! ”

Ohno stepped forward: "Young Master." ”

Xu Zizhen smiled and waved his hand: "The others are all stripped naked, and take them around the city three times." ”

The faces of those golden generals suddenly turned pale, and Apu Yan even roared loudly: "Xu Zizhen, you dare!" ”

Xu Zizhen turned around and entered the table, ignoring them no longer, Daye and a group of Song soldiers took those golden generals out, and after a while, the congregation could vaguely hear the angry roars of Apu and those golden generals.

Zhao Huan smiled a little embarrassed and asked, "Brother Xian, which one are you playing?" ”

Xu Zizhen looked back at him and said with a smile: "I just want everyone to see, it's just like that with Jin Ren's bare ass, it's nothing more than our Song people, nothing to fear." ”

Zhao Huan was silent, but everyone present applauded in unison.

Xu Zizhen's trick is too obscene, but it is very obscene, at least from now on, the people of Taiyuan will not smell "gold" as before after seeing the Jin people.