Chapter Twenty-Eight: Gongzi Han Fei
Li Mu, the white dragon horse, was riding a horse outside the carriage, and Sun Xingzhi Jing Hammer was sitting side by side with the carriage driver in the Xinling Jun's mansion outside the carriage, and at this time, Chen Zheng, Su Dai and Han Fei were sitting in the carriage.
Before leaving Daliang, Wei Wuji made a big scene for Chen Zheng again, and led more than 100 guests to be ten miles away from the city.
When Brother Lu came back from South Korea, he went to Daliang again! Wei Wuji looked at Chen Zheng, who was about to go away, and was very reluctant.
Still coming? You Wei Wuji have prepared more than 100 for me this time, and I don't know what awaits me next time, so forget it! I'm going around your big beam.
The navigator on the carriage comes with a voice function: please do not choose the high-speed priority, because there is no high-speed at all, you can only take the country road, the current destination is Xinzheng, South Korea, please continue to drive along the current road for 250 kilometers, passengers who want to boo on the road please hurry up and sing, because there is no service area in the middle of the road.
Among the group, only Li Mu and Jing Hammer know martial arts, one can't be done by anyone, and the other can't be stopped by the coconut wind. Both of them changed their weapons on this trip to Daliang, and Li Mu carried the Zhan Lu sword on his back, so he wrapped it in cloth in order not to attract attention. The sword that Jing Hammer used to use is probably still stuck in the unlucky robber, and he is also quite happy to carry the second-hand sword that Li Mu transferred over at this time, anyway, he doesn't have to pay the transfer fee, he can cut people!
Chen Zheng was faced with Su Dai's surprised eyes and Han Fei's adoring gaze at this time. Fortunately, Su Dai didn't know Sima Qian and Zhuge Liang, let alone Mr. Sun, who made him too anxious, and he was born in the Warring States!
"Han Gongzi, where is your teacher Xunzi now?" As far as Chen Zheng knew, Xunzi, who was proficient in the study of emperors, was a fellow countryman of Zhao State, so it was better to take this opportunity to inquire.
Lu, Brother Lu, what, got it wrong?! I, I didn't worship, worship Xunzi, as a teacher!
Yes! Forget about this one, Han Fei is still young at this time!
Hehe! Brother made a mistake, a mistake.
Listen, I heard, Xun, Xunzi, a few years ago, Qin, Qin Wang Yingji, invited, invited to Qin, Qin, this, at this time, is following, with Yingji, also, and Fan, Fan Sui, drinking, drinking. This, this person's name, known as Confucianism, Confucianism, but, but its learning, doctrine is similar, like another one, a door, I, how can I worship, worship him as a teacher, also, it's not as good, big, big brother teach me.
Oops, I'll go! If Xunzi, the ancestor of a university professor, doesn't go to worship, I don't know which green onion I am?!
Brother Han, you can't say that. If we want to do knowledge, we can't memorize it by rote, let alone without our own thoughts. If you read and read dead books every day from morning to night, even if you memorize the works of the sages by heart, then you are not a clone! If you think about it, there has been a Confucius in history, if there are a thousand or ten thousand Confucius in later generations, and everything is exactly the same, then what is the meaning! We must dare to surpass our predecessors, carry forward the doctrines of our predecessors, and form our own unique thinking, so that we can live up to the hopes of our predecessors! Xunzi can inherit and develop Confucianism, live and learn, and apply it, and he is worthy of a generation of masters. If Brother Han worships him as a teacher, he will not regret it in the future!
Su Dai squinted his eyes, why did Brother Lu speak strangely, what is a clone?
Clones are exactly the same people, this is the dialect of the Western Regions, so you can't understand it.
Damn, you Lu Buwei will say a few words about the Western Regions's "eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins" and break it, right? ! Han Gongzi looks down on Xunzi, you are still stunned to persuade others, if you mistake someone's child, King Han will play with you or not? !
Su Dai smiled coldly, Brother Lu seems to be very familiar with Mr. Xunzi! Otherwise, how could you advertise and attract students here for free?! How much does a student get paid? You also pull a few rich second generations for me, and I will run an inspirational and successful crash course in Sudai, or let you learn to speak in minutes, practice eloquence is very simple, teach you to be a professional manager, and so on.
I don't know Xunzi either, I've just heard of it.
Huh! If you don't know Xunzi, let Han Gongzi go to apprenticeship, aren't you a pit person! Han Gongzi, don't listen to him, if you want to apprentice, you can find me, you let your father worship me as a master, I will give you one-on-one training in South Korea, do you want to be a columnist or a speaker, or a host, lawyer, anyway, I will have the ability to eat with my tongue, and I will keep your stuttering problem gone!
Chen Zheng is angry, this is not the radio that sells fake medicines, and the people who sell drugs call the hotline, eat and eat to see the curative effect, and claim that any disease can be cured! Listen to the live double reed: "Doctor, it turns out that I am sick, I am serious!" Decades of bedridden, incontinence, and big screws have become decorations. Since I took our medicine, I can play skipping rope in one course, and I can hold back a general's belly and never pull my pants anymore in two courses, and the big screws in three courses will become telephone poles! I didn't hear that our medicine is about to sell out, so I'll buy another 250 courses of treatment so that my wife can take it too. As soon as the medicine nursery finished speaking, another person sitting on the telephone pole picked up the microphone and started: "It's really timely for you to make this call, now hurry up and buy it, today is limited to the first ten calls, and it will be out of stock if you call late!" This medicine takes 250 courses of treatment, keeps your meridians, qi and blood, big and small, and Rendu's two veins all paved the highway for you, and all of them are made into an airstrip for you, so that you can fly into the sky with a stomp! ”
If you Su Dai mess up Xunzi and Han Fei's teachers and students, then Han Fei is just a little-known second generation of Han Wang, how can there be a classic work of "Han Feizi" in history? !
Han Gongzi, although I don't know Xunzi, but his knowledge is quite profound, and his famous quotes are hung everywhere in the corridors of our school, such as: Accumulate soil into mountains, wind and rain; The water becomes an abyss, and the dragon is born; Accumulate goodness into virtue, and the gods are self-satisfied, and the sacred heart is prepared. Another example: no accumulation of steps, no thousands of miles; If you don't accumulate small streams, you can't become rivers and seas. There are: perseverance, rotten wood does not break; Perseverance, gold and stone can be carved. Cow breaking?! In the future, I will find an opportunity to lead you to get to know Xunzi and listen to a few lessons!
"Huh? What school did Brother Lu go to? What a miracle! I only know that you have been learning business with Mr. Lu since you were a child, and you have never gone to school! Which school is this, and Xunzi's chapters and sentences are still hung on the wall, could it be Xunzi's own extracurricular tutoring class? "Although Su Dai has a knife in his mouth, he is turning the river and the sea in his heart, this Lu Buwei can even open his mouth to Xunzi's doctrine, what is the situation?!
Where did I go to school, you ask? I won't tell you! I'll just suffocate you!
Brother Han, think about it again when you worship Xunzi as a teacher!
Both, since the big brother has said, changed, followed the day, followed the eldest brother to Qin, Qin, worship, visit Xunzi, fruit, fruit as big, big brother, said, Han, Han is not me, then worship in, worship in Xun, Xunzi door, under the door.
Get! Didn't I get another job for myself! I crossed over to make you Warring States people pair up, didn't I? Pingyuanjun is paired with Mao Sui, Zhao Ji is paired with Yingyiren, Xunzi is paired with Han Fei, who am I going with?! Lu Buwei has done so many good things, why didn't Teacher Sima Qian write about it?!
The carriage staggered and walked for another ride, and Chen Zheng gradually became irritable in his heart, why is it so slow?! I haven't ridden a bike yet! You Warring States people are really patient, there are no planes, no high-speed rail, no cars, not even mobile phones, you have to send a letter quickly for many days, and then when you meet, you ask: "Have you eaten?" What have you been busy with lately? "It's not a waste of gas on the road! Either people in the 21st century are so anxious and panicked, it is because the pace of life is too fast, people are flying in the sky, thousands of words are shuttling back and forth in the air, and everything has to say the word "fast", which is a rhythm that cannot be stopped. Many people don't enjoy life, and they have meetings, overtime, and business trips every day, claiming to be busy with their careers and for a better life. Everyone doesn't want to think about it, maybe you are in a good life?! Where is the better life? There is no best, only better! The better meaning is that it is never good now, if you can't calm down and have a cup of tea, read a book, go shopping, play games and watch movies for a while, you can only run in a state of never being satisfied, irritable and anxious. People, don't get tired and sick on the way to pursue better, if that's the case, you will be ejected by a better life and say goodbye!
Lv, Lv, big brother, what do you want, what do you want?
Oh, nothing, it's just a little boring in the car.
Big, big brother, you go, go all over the world, Ken, you must see more, knowledge, knowledge, no, it's better to take advantage of it, now, to the little brother, I, talk, talk about the seven, see the seven countries, see and hear!
Chen Zheng was helpless in his heart, I just crossed over not long ago, and there were few happy things, but I met some heart-blocking things, what is there to talk about! Brother Han, you should let Mr. Su talk about it, he is a Warring States expert who knows geography and astronomy.
Su Dai heard it, hehe, you Lu Buwei also learned how to roll the lion hydrangea, now learn to use it!
Hahahaha! Brother Lu, you have said more than me these days, and you are talking about the old zombie who is slowing down the building, and you are fighting the Confucianism in the big beam, and the ink in your stomach is poured clean! In front of Xinling Jun, what else is "I am a businessman, run in the defense of the country, live in troubled times, and do not seek to be heard by the princes." "Look at what you can. Why, there are no words when it comes to speaking!
Ah! I'm going to fanning you for the flames. Master, I'm the Saint Seiya, do you know?! If you beat me lightly, you can't stimulate my little universe, I like Jedi to fight back, I am Gou Jian who tastes courage on a salary, Sun Bin who pretends to be crazy and breaks his leg, Zhang Yi who has open skin, Han Xin who is humiliated by his crotch, by the way, and my buddy Fan Sui. In order to avenge the shame of Xue Xue, one tastes the of the husband, and the other eats the of the pigsty, what a pull it is!
Brother Han, brother, I am a businessman who buys cheaply and sells expensively, and I don't have anything to look at. Is this good, how about I tell you a little story, just be idle to relieve your boredom?
Okay, good! Big, big brother has, what, what, interesting, story, give it, tell it to the little brother, tell it!
Chen Zheng looked at the childish Han Fei in front of him, alas! I'll tell him some of the fables I told in class! Which one to say?
Huh! Chen Zheng had an idea, why did I almost forget this one?! Isn't "Han Feizi" a ready-made fable! You Han Fei is a king of fables, there are hundreds of fables in "Han Feizi", and you let me tell you. Just talk about it! However, if I use the story in "Han Feizi" to show off in front of Han Fei, am I a little lacking in morality?! I can't care so much about it!
Brother Han, I think of an interesting story, very funny, I have lived on this story for more than ten years! Listen: It is said that there is a Zheng Guoren who wants to buy himself a pair of shoes in the market, and before going out, he measured his feet with a straw and got the size of the shoes. Then, he said to the shoe seller, "I'll go home and get the size of the shoes and buy them again," and then run home. When he came back to buy shoes, the market was closed, so he had to stand there stupidly. People passing by asked the reason, and they all laughed and said that he, "Your feet are on your body, and you can just put on your shoes and try it." But the man said, "I don't believe in feet, but in measurements." This story is called Zheng Ren buying shoes, and my story is over!
Han Fei sat opposite Chen Zheng and listened with relish, he really couldn't get enough!
Big, big brother, this reason, the story is too interesting! This, this Zheng, Zheng Renzhen, is really stupid, stupid.
Chen Zheng took a look, hehe! Han Fei really hadn't heard this story, so I was fooled! Brother Han, do you know the moral of this story? This is to tell everyone, don't stick to the rules, learn to be flexible when you encounter problems, and don't be like some old guys, who are obviously brainless, and still think they are smart and self-righteous.
Su Dai glared at Chen Zheng and thought, who are you talking about?!
Lu, Lu, big brother, again, talk about one more, one!
I'll go! You still want me to talk about it! Well, let's talk about one more. Let's go: It is said that King Qi Xuan likes to let people blow the pipe, and he only likes to blow together, and it is a big scene of hundreds of people every time. There was a Nan Guo sergeant who heard that this job was not bad, and he also wanted to join the band to get a high salary, so he asked someone to find King Qi Xuan and successfully joined the team. This Nanguo priest lived a good life for a few years, but King Qi Xuan died and was succeeded by his son. The king of Qi only likes to listen to solo performances, so Nanguo, who can't play the flute, runs away. This story is called indiscriminate filling, and my story is finished!
After hearing this, Han Fei clapped his hands and laughed, big, big brother, Yuan, it turns out that this, this person is just a bastard, a bastard, a bastard, and a drunk.
Brother Han is really smart, this story is to say, there are some people in the world who don't do anything with their salaries, occupy the pit and drink tea, usually pretending to be and shouting five and six, really pushing himself to the front, and immediately farting and cramping!
Big, big brother, again, talk about one more, one!
Still talking?! Don't talk about it!
"One, one, one, one." Han Fei looked at Chen Zheng with a sincere expression, no one could bear to refuse.
Let's talk about the last one! It is said that there is a farmer in the Song Kingdom, who is usually lazy and lazy, just thinking about getting something for nothing, and the life of the family is very bleak. One day, while he was sleeping in the field, a hunter was hunting rabbits nearby, and the rabbits were so frightened that they ran for their lives, and one of the rabbits crashed into a tree next to the farmer. The farmer picked up a bargain in broad daylight and went back to have a full meal. From the next day onwards, he waited by the tree every day, and the crops in the field were gone, and the rabbits never waited for him, and the land was deserted. This story is called Waiting for the Rabbit.
Chen Zheng was about to say the next sentence, but Su Dai took over the conversation next to him: My story is finished! Brother Lu, do you have anything else besides this?
At this time, Li Mu's voice came from outside the carriage: Brother Lu, look, you will be in front of Xinzheng, the capital of South Korea.