The relatives, friends, and neighbors present were all dumbfounded, and the groom's appearance was as ugly as it was.

The most unbelievable thing was Cui Hu and his guards who were sitting in the chief, especially Jiang Tao, who had clearly seen these two men in red just now, squeezing into the crowd of visitors and drinking. didn't want to blink an eye, and the two men in red appeared in the dowry box as if they were juggling.

At the banquet, everyone's eyes were on the mother's family who took the dowry, to see how she explained to the man. This is a little daughter-in-law, who has never seen the world, and when she saw this battle, her calves trembled with fright.

The little daughter-in-law stammered and spoke incoherently: "No, it's not like this, it's not like this." ”

The two men in red lay in the box and didn't move, the groom didn't pull them, and they didn't pull them, the scene was indescribably embarrassing.

A few squires sighed: "Now the man's embarrassment is bigger." ”

The "buzzing" sound of the banquet was endless, and the man's three aunts and six mothers-in-law stretched their faces, accusing the woman of ignoring the local customs and deliberately showing the man's appearance.

Everyone's fingers were pointed at the bride's maiden family, and the little daughter-in-law who took the dowry was so anxious that she shed tears.

Cui Hu instructed Lei Jun to call the owner, but the owner panicked, standing in front of Cui Hu and not daring to take a breath.

Cui Hu instructed the owner of the village that there might be something wrong in the middle, and give the little daughter-in-law who took the dowry a chance to explain, so as not to hurt the feelings of the newlyweds for each other.

The owner resigned, walked back to the stage, and waved his hand to silence the villagers. The owner asked the little daughter-in-law to calm down her emotions and think about whether someone had moved her key and locked the two big men in the box.

The little daughter-in-law recalled that she helped put the dowry together, and she remembered very clearly, in addition to gold and silver jewelry, there were many things that meant good signs.

The little daughter-in-law snapped her fingers and said, "There is a wooden bowl with branches and leaves, and children and grandchildren are full; There are thousands of acres of fertile land and descendants; There are flowers blooming and rich Jingdezhen official cellar; There are white heads to old copper plates; There is a gold ribbon wrapped around the waist; scissors with butterflies flying in pairs; There are dragon and phoenix bowls and chopsticks with abundant food and clothing; And the mandarin duck pillow......"

The little daughter-in-law counted the treasures of the family, listed the dowry in the box, and the groom's face softened a lot.

All eyes were once again focused on the man in the box.

Probably tired of lying down, the two men in red stretched their waists and stood up.

The bridegroom shouted, "Who are you?" ”

The older man in red said: "I am the third in line, so my name is Ah San." ”

The younger man in red answered: "I am the fourth in line, so my name is Ah Si." ”

"What about the dowry? Where did you two hide my wife's dowry? The groom snapped.

Ah San and Ah Si glanced at each other, Ah San scratched his head and said, "Dowry? Didn't hide anywhere, isn't this in front of you? Our two brothers are dowries! ”

As soon as this remark came out, all four were shocked.

The world is so big that there are no surprises. There are men who are crazy and take themselves as dowries.

Lei Ting couldn't stand it, and he was uneven: "This guy obviously stole the bride's dowry, and he also used other people's grooms for entertainment, so he is really not ashamed." Wait for the little one to teach him a lesson. ”

Jiang Tao stopped: "Wait and see." Don't act rashly. ”

Cui Hu remained silent.

The owner advised: "If you don't hand over the dowry, the villagers will arrest you and send you to the officials." ”

Ah San smiled: "It seems that the villagers still don't believe that my brothers are married." Ah Si, you might as well tell the villagers what is the relationship between the bride and my brother. ”

Ah Si replied: "It doesn't matter much, just get along since childhood." ”

The bridegroom's face turned white.

said these words in front of the groom, which shows how hurtful Ah Si is.

Ah Siquan didn't exist as a groom, and said to himself: "We played together when we were children, herded together, and practiced martial arts together. ”

Ah San gave the groom a smug look.

Ah Si gushed on: "At that time, Xiao Wu ....."

"Brother, you suddenly came out of a little five, I'm afraid that the villagers don't know." Ah San interrupted Ah Si, "The bride was the fifth in line when she was a child, and Xiao Wu is our distant cousin. ”

The two sang and harmonized, talking about the past.

"Unconsciously, we have all grown up, and Xiao Wu is becoming more and more feminine." Ah Si talked eloquently, and his tone became particularly gentle.

Ah San and Ah Si fell in love with this distant cousin who grew and became more and more beautiful, Xiao Wu smiled and frowned to make them both obsessed, and Xiao Wu's posture made them even more crazy.

The result of the infatuation is that the two brothers can't see their cousin for a day, and the tea is not fragrant; The level of madness is that the two brothers can nag all night long. said that he was tired and sleepy, and in his dream, he hugged each other desperately in his arms, and he woke up with a kiss and a kiss, only to find that he had made a mistake, and he laughed and laughed.

The brothers once quarreled for Xiao Wu and were red-faced, and they also fought for Xiao Wu. Ah San boasted everywhere that he would not marry Xiao Wu in this life, and Ah Si secretly vowed never to hand over Xiao Wu to anyone other than his brother, and the fat water would not flow into the fields of outsiders.

Men should get married, and women should get married. Ah San and Ah Si both wanted to marry Xiao Wu as their wives, but their ideas were unanimously opposed by their parents.

Ah San and Ah Si did not give up, they just waited for the time to be ripe and begged their father and mother to go to their cousin's house to propose. If the cousin is willing to marry Ah San, he will marry Ah Si, and if he is willing to marry Ah Si, as long as he does not marry an outsider.

Men are always self-righteous, like to plan for women, especially for the women around them, and think that they will arrange the best ending for them, but it often backfires.

The needle at the bottom of a woman's heart is inherently elusive to men, which is why men are crazy about them.

One day, Xiao Wu suddenly told Ah San and Ah Si that her father and mother had a marriage for her, and they were going to get married in a few days, so she came over to say her respects to them.

Ah San and Ah Si watched as Xiao Wu, who looked like a flower and jade, sat in a big red sedan chair and married away from home. Although the liver and intestines are broken, it is useless.

Men who love to dream of spring often do stupid things, and Ah San and Ah Si have all done it. The two brothers feel that love must be loved thoroughly, instead of being sad secretly, it is better to marry the man together as a dowry, at least they can see Xiao Wu every day, but they are lovesick.

The idea was certain, Ah San Ah Si rode on a tall horse, chased his cousin's sedan chair, and followed him all the way to the groom's house.

The two of them easily opened the dowry box, and their ability to unlock the lock was already first-class. Of course, they also bought off a homeless man who specializes in drinking and eating, and then let the homeless man lock it after they entered the box.

The dowry of the dowry box was dropped by Ah San Ah Si in this way, and it was unaware and seamless.

As for the dowry, it was all packed into a few pockets prepared by Ah San and Ah Si in advance, and taking advantage of the opportunity of the bride and groom to visit the church, Ah San and Ah Si sneaked into the wedding room, secretly stuffed the pockets under the new bed, and returned to Zhao after the wall.

Ah Si said this change, and some of the villagers were moved by the persistence of the two brothers, and some were disdainful of the two brothers.

Ah San saw that the groom's face was blue and white for a while, and said with a smile: "Marry one and get two free, you will make a lot of money this time." ”