"Hmph, you won't bother with a certain lifelong event!"

A cold snort sounded, and I saw Zhong Kui walking in with several criminals, one of whom had a scar on his face and was staring at Li Tai and Zhong Ling viciously.

"Hey, brother-in-law, what you said is more outside." Li Tai said with a smile: "Look at you, you look so shocking and crying, if it weren't for the silver taels of 1.8 million, do you think you would be able to marry a woman from a good family?" ”

"Or do you think your looks can charm a girl and marry you? No kidding, even a blind person doesn't have such a heavy taste. ”

"So, the only thing you can do now is to save money, save a lot of money, there is a good saying, money is a bastard, everything is easy to do with him, and the problems that money can solve are not problems." Li Tai said with a smile.

"Humph! I'm not going to go along with you! Zhong Kui said angrily.

"Hey, we are all our own people, how can we say that we are in the same stream? At most, it's just about helping each other. The smile on Li Tai's face became bright.

"Ah...... Hahaha......"

Suddenly, a bandit next to him who was tied behind his back, that is, the fierce-eyed bandit, looked at Li Tai, laughed, and said, "I am willing to go along with you, can you let me out of here?" If you can give me the beautiful little lady next to me, even if I give you this life, I am willing! ”

"You?"

Li Tai squinted at the other party, and then suddenly kicked forward quickly.

"Bang!"

A kick between his legs.

The man let out a scream, then stared, and then fainted, foaming at the mouth.

"Hmph, something like garbage, dare to be presumptuous in front of me, the last person who said such a thing, the grass on the grave is even higher than yours." Li Tai smiled fiercely and said, "If you dare to be rude to Lao Tzu's woman, it will be your head that will be abolished next time!" ”

Zhong Ling watched from the side, and couldn't help but feel a strange feeling in his heart.

It turns out that he is so domineering!

It would have been better if the background had been better.

"By the way, who are these people?" Li Tai asked.

"Hui Xianzun, these are all thieves who do all kinds of evil, and the one who was kicked out by you just now is the leader of the bandits, burning, killing and looting, and doing all kinds of evil." One of the catchers hurriedly said: "They have all done it by kidnapping the ticket." ”

"Bandit, what's wrong with it, be a bandit? If you were to be pirates, I might still be able to see Monchi. D. Luffy's face let you go, but it's a pity, you guys are bandits, what's so good about being a bandit? Li Tai said with a disgusted face: "At the beginning, Xiao Liuzi withdrew from the three eastern provinces without letting go of a shot, just because you bandits were too timid. ”

"Forget it, I don't think you guys look like rich lords, wait for them to be washed, and let them sell their farts in prison." Li Tai sneered and said, "Did you like to kidnap tickets before?" As long as you earn back the numbers that were previously tied to the ticket, you will be released. ”

"By the way, tell those guys, don't play too hard, they won't play when they get bad." Li Tai said, just now I said that there are no heinous criminals, but I didn't expect to catch several heinous criminals so quickly.

"It's a waste use, maybe you'll like it." Li Tai patted one of them on the shoulder and said, "Come on, if you earn more, you can go out quickly, I am very optimistic about you." ”

The faces of these people suddenly turned to ashes.

From the few words, I already understood what was going to wait for me next.

There was fear in their eyes.

"We have done many evils, and we have confessed! If you want to kill, you want to kill, you have to listen to it! ”

"Humph! The head is off, but the big scar at the mouth of the bowl, twenty years later, Lao Tzu is a good man! ”

"If you have a kind, kill us now, if I frown, Lao Tzu is born to you!"

“……”

The men struggled.

Then, Li Tai waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm a very merciful person, I won't kill innocents indiscriminately, and you still have use value, you must know that many people in the prison have been holding back for several years, so you can be regarded as waste." ”

"Send them to sell P shares." Li Tai said with a smile and strode outside.

After dealing with things in Wannian County, seeing that it was about to get dark, he returned to his home with a smile.

Just returned home, Xiao Yanwan took an invitation and handed it to Li Tai.

"Whose family is doing this happy event again?" Li Tai couldn't help but say: "Hey, I didn't expect it, even if I arrived in Datang, I couldn't avoid the red envelope bomb." ”

Red envelope bombs, this is something that Li Tai has always been afraid of.

In the previous life, those old people who didn't say a word to you for several years suddenly came to you, not because he missed you, or because he was going to confess to you, but because the red envelope bomb was coming.

Even if I didn't say a few words to you when I was in school, I got married and had children, I can still remember your old classmate.

This made Li Tai very helpless.

It's not to go, it's not to go.

"Husband, this is an invitation from the Changsun Mansion, tomorrow the wrestlers of the Changsun Mansion will have a duel with the wrestlers of the Cheng Mansion, and you are invited to watch." Xiao Yan Wan said with a smile.

"Lux duel?"

"Horn Strike."

"Oh, sumo?" Li Tai remembered that sumo had spread since the Han Dynasty.

The three major games of ancient China.

Sumo, polo and kemari.

Until the Qing Dynasty, this was the mainstream of the upper-class people's play, but in later generations, when others mentioned sumo, they thought of the Wa Kingdom, when they mentioned polo, they thought of Argentina, and when they talked about football, they thought of Ronaldo.

In fact, the most powerful player in football in history is the traitor Gao Yu.

Gao Yu just played football and kicked out a high-ranking official of the Song Dynasty.

In Datang, rich people keep sumo wrestlers, polo teams, and football teams.

In addition to these sports, Datang also has bowing, stepping bowing, Baizi playing in the water, Liubo Shuanglu and the like, it can be said that the amateur life of the people of Datang is colorful.

However, it seems that there were neither sumo wrestlers nor a polo team or football team in the Wei Palace.

"Wan'er, isn't the Wei Wangfu a little poor?" Li Tai said, then thought about it and said, "Forget it, don't raise it, it's too much of a waste of money, we can't afford it." ”

I really can't afford it.

To raise those guys, it's better to raise a few more sweet-looking and beautiful girls.

"Your Highness, Your Highness, it's not good, it's not good, Your Majesty has ordered someone to arrest you, Your Highness." Suddenly, Li Zhong ran in from outside and said in a panic: "Your Highness, hurry, run away, run away." ”

(End of chapter)