Chapter 45 Rather there is a kind

Chen Zheng saw that Zhao Sheng was so interested in chess, haha, it was better to give him a preventive shot first!

Pingyuan-kun, if the chess I promised you is fulfilled, how can you thank me?

Zhao Sheng was also stunned, and then laughed, since Brother Lu created a gold limited edition chess for me, how could I not express it! Say, as long as it's in Zhao Kingdom, I can get you whatever I want, and it's easy to say anything!

Then let's make a decision! I haven't thought about it yet, and I'll tell you when I think about it, Pingyuan-kun doesn't want to break his word!

A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase!

Hey! Chen Zheng thought to himself, it seems that the plan to save the GI is going well! It's a pity that the only golden chess in the world can only fulfill one wish, and it is the same treatment as Dragon Ball. If I have that fairy flower in my hand, I will kill him in the galaxy seven in and seven out, and the president of the entire galaxy should be the president!

At this time, it was the Rugongzi who walked out, since he was having a banquet at Brother Lu's mansion tonight, why not ask Brother Lu to make a wine order to help Yaxing?

Oops, I'll go! Why do you have so many crooked ideas with your surname Ruru?! Just now I was asked to come up with Scarface's arrest plan on the spot, and now I am being ordered to drink, how do I know what you Warring States are playing, you don't have poker and no dice!

How do you know that Wei Wuji is quite interested, haha, if Gongzi's idea is good, please ask Brother Lu to choose a wine order to start!

Chen Zheng's eyes widened as he looked at Wei Wuji! Still let me choose one? Will you choose the Tiger Bar Hammer?! Did you Wei Wuji lose face in Daliang and take this opportunity to make me make a fool of myself in public?! That's it, let's come by age, let Brother Pingyuan fix it first, and then I'll follow, how about it?

"I'll come, I'll come, let's say okay, since I let me come first, I have to set the rules, you can't have an opinion!" Zhao Sheng looked at Chen Zheng with a wicked smile.

Come on, come on, listen to you, you can play whatever you say! Even if you finish drinking this bottle and three bottles with me, I will not be afraid of you!

Zhao Sheng looked around at everyone, I thought of a good idea, we haven't played the whole thing today, we have learned the "Book of Songs", I said the last sentence, you take the next sentence, whoever can't catch it will drink, starting with Brother Lu.

I'm a good Chinese poet for you! I watched this show a few times when I didn't come to your Warring States, and it made me have blue fire above my head at that time, why are people young and talented, so I can only be poor in donkey skills?! "Three Hundred Tang Poems" I now remember that the three geese still have the day and the afternoon, and the bright moonlight, and you still use the "Book of Songs" to destroy me! Oh my God! Hack me back! When I memorize the Tang poems, Song lyrics, and Yuan songs, all his grandmother's backwards, I will come to the Warring States to fish you out and bleed them one by one!

Brother Lu, what do you want? Please listen to the question: Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island.

No way! It's that simple! My Fair Lady, Gentleman.

Chen Zheng is proud, who knows that Zhao Sheng is not relenting, this is too simple, it doesn't count, let's have another one.

Before Chen Zheng could argue, Zhao Sheng pulled the strings, and another sharp sword flew over: Yo Yo Lu Ming, Apple of the Wild Food.

Yikes! Isn't this Cao Cao's "Short Song Xing"! No, when he was in the Handan Song Museum, Han Fei said that this was "Xiaoya. Deer Song". However, I can still pick up the next sentence, who made me a fan of the Three Kingdoms! Listen: I have guests, drummers and shengs. Hey, thank you, Prime Minister Cao!

On the occasion of being proud, Rugongzi stood up again, this song "Xiaoya. I don't know if Brother Lu can recite it?

Chen Zheng was so angry in his heart! Okay, your surname is Ru, you look like Lu Han, you just let me sing here, I just want to give you a lion's roar to shock you to Shangri-La, let the bathroom there smoke you hold your breath and close your mouth!

Rugongzi smiled, looking at your nervous appearance, you can't take it anymore, and Lu Buwei is just like that!

Yes! You kid is touching my fragile little universe with a-stirring stick again, I'll just give you an interstellar explosion, and it's not in vain that I'm the president of the galaxy. For example, what does it mean if you just know how to simply recite it, in order to give you a helping drink, Li Mu, pick up your Zhanlu sword, I will sing a song for everyone, and you will dance the sword with the sound of the dragon's voice. MUSIC!

Li Mu took out the Zhan Lu sword, danced slowly with Chen Zheng's singing, and surrounded by the sound of the dragon's chant, a song floated into the hearts of everyone present: Singing about wine, life is geometric! For example, the morning dew is bitter in the past. Be generous and unforgettable. How to solve the problem? Only Du Kang. Qingqing Zijin, leisurely my heart. But for the sake of the king, he has been groaning so far. Yo yo deer chirping, eating wild apples. I have guests, drummers and shengs.

The end of the song is not gone! Everyone present was full of emotion after listening to it, and they all aroused their own sad feelings. Especially the sentence "When you sing about wine, life is geometric!" For example, the morning dew, the day is bitter", yes! In such a war-torn era, how fleeting the good times are, tonight's song is over, and I don't know when I can get together again, I'm afraid, when we get together again, some people have passed away first!

Chen Zheng saw that everyone was silent, and the air at the scene was almost frozen, alas! It seems that although the times are different, the feelings of heroes are the same! Hey? What are you doing looking at me like this? At most, let's be brothers who tear off famous brands, don't think about anything else!

Hahahaha! In order to dissipate this sad atmosphere, Chen Zheng suddenly laughed: Pingyuan Jun originally intended to use the "Book of Songs" to help the wine, but he didn't expect it to arouse everyone's feelings of sadness, sin, sin! Why don't I think of a way, it's definitely interesting!

When Han Fei heard this, he was interested, big, big brother, say it quickly!

At this time, the evil smile on his face was transferred from Zhao Sheng's face to Chen Zheng, hehe! I'm crying all over you with a brain teaser!

Plains-kun, let's start with you! Please listen to the question: Why don't you break an egg when you hammer it with a hammer?

What? Zhao Sheng was suddenly blindfolded! Could it be that it was not accurate?

Mao Sui saw that Zhao Sheng was trapped, and hurriedly sacrificed himself to save the Savior, because the egg was also made of iron.

Zhao Sheng clapped his hands, right! Mr. Mao Sui is right! It's an iron egg, so the hammer can't break.

Chen Zheng smiled, thanks to the two of you, you can figure it out, and the iron egg, is it an egg laid by an iron rooster?

Han Fei touched his head and thought for a long time, there is no iron rooster in this world!

Pingyuan-kun, it's time for you to drink, after drinking this bottle and drinking three more bottles, I'll tell you the correct answer!

Good! Admit to gambling and losing, I'll drink!

After Zhao Sheng finished drinking, Chen Zheng announced the answer: I asked why the hammer can't be broken, the hammer is made of iron, of course it can't be broken!

Jing Hammer, who was watching from outside the window, listened to it, and smiled at the audience next to him, hehe, I take the egg on my head, of course the egg is broken, I don't break it!

Zhao Ji slapped the hammer on the head, what's the matter with you, move your iron head and block me from looking at the handsome guy! Block my view again, and I'll break it for you personally!

The hammer twisted his face and looked at this Warring States Iron Hen, well, you are amazing!

Chen Zheng has this beauty in his heart, haha! "The Book of Songs" can't play with you, little one, I let you make a sharp turn on the highway, and you will turn into a ditch!

Brother Wuji, it's time for you to answer the second question, you can get ready.

Wei Wuji smiled, big brother, please ask!

Say: There is a word that everyone can mispronounce. What is this word?

What words do everyone mispronounce? Wei Wuji pondered for a long time and couldn't understand, could it be that Brother Lu was talking about the bird seal script?

Definitely! The answer is a word, not a font. Ha ha! Drink and tell you when you're done.

Haha, this wine is drunk willingly!

This word is "wrong", everyone pronounces it wrong, haha!

If Gongzi saw that Zhao Sheng and Wei Wuji had lost two games in a row, hehe, what kind of routine did this Lu Buwei use, and he actually made the two monarchs speechless, and only drank alcohol? ! Brother Lu, you come and ask me, if I answer, do you want to drink ten bottles in a row, do you dare?

Chen Zheng looked at it, and it was you who were waiting! You just made me scream for a long time, and I won't subdue you now, when will I wait?! If you can't answer?

If I can't answer, I'll drink ten bottles in a row!

Good! Q: Why does a newborn child have only one left eye?

Hawks! This is a strange question, how can a newborn child only have one eye? Ru Gongzi was also stunned.

Zhao Ji, who was outside the window, saw that the handsome guy was in trouble, and hurriedly pushed the window: because the other eye was blinded by a chicken!

I'll eat rice with you chicken! Chen Zheng pointed at Zhao Ji, even if you are blind, you are talking nonsense next to you, don't make trouble!

As the son looks at, Lu Buwei has an unusual relationship with this beautiful woman outside the window! Brother Lu, this is a sister-in-law?

Chen Zheng really wants to cry without tears, she is not a sister-in-law, she is a great aunt, oh no, it is my eldest cousin! Eh, don't interrupt, can you answer, if not, admit defeat and drink!

If the son holds back for a long time, is this child born with a disability?

NO! Wrong.

Can you give us a hint?

I'm sure you can't!

Han Fei seems to have suddenly had an epiphany, Lu, Lu, big brother, I, I know, I know! Small, children are born, and they are born.

Stop! What for? Brother Han, am I your eldest brother? Should you be of the same mind as your big brother? Can you just stop talking?

Han Fei seemed to know the answer in his heart, with a smile on his face, he swallowed back the words that came to his throat. Fortunately, Han Fei spoke slowly, otherwise he would have leaked the bottom!

Ru Gongzi followed Han Fei's words just now and thought down, are children born? How's it going? Only one left eye? Aren't they all disabled children?!

Ru Gongzi, if you promise me that you will not have a surprise attack with me in the future, and you will no longer think about embarrassing me, I will tell you the answer, and the wine will be exempted for you. What do you think?

Li Mu, who had been silent for a long time, muttered to himself at this time, he had a left eye? Don't they all have one left eye, they all have only one right eye! Could it be that all the children born have two left eyes?!

Get! Finished! I'll break your Zhanlu sword! almost succeeded in sealing the surname Ru, and it was pulled!

How do you know that if you don't do it! Not this time. Brother Lu, why are the questions you asking so different and unexpected? Ask one more, and if I can't answer it, I'll do as you say!

Good! That's what you said. Listen to the question: I said, three people were carrying an umbrella on the street, but none of them got wet. Why?

Their umbrella is huge.

Wrong!

All three of them are small skinny monkeys.

Not right either! Ru Gongzi, you only have one chance left!

Zhao Sheng, who was sitting next to Chen Zheng, couldn't sit still a little, I said Brother Lu, where did all these tricky and weird questions come from, although there are thousands of customers under my door, I have never heard anyone have such a short and interesting question!

Chen Zheng was happy in his heart, Pingyuan Jun didn't know, when I was in the Western Regions, people over there drank in this way.

Mao Sui wanted to show his face in front of Zhao Sheng again, Brother Lu, three people can't get wet under the umbrella, so what about the five people?

Five people couldn't get wet either.

Oh? That's weird! Mao Sui blinked his eyes for a long time, how could it be?! Could it be that they all wear straw hats?

The hammer outside the window is happy again! If everyone under the umbrella wears a hand-woven straw hat, it can be drip if it doesn't get wet!

Zhao Ji gave the hammer head again, you have the ability to snatch the straw hat back from Scarface, and then stand in the rain and try to see if you can extinguish your torch!

Chen Zheng smiled and looked at Ru Gongzi, how is it? Throw in the towel?

If the son hugs his fist, okay! Today I served Brother Lu, please tell me the mystery.

Hehe! The answer is that it didn't rain.

When everyone heard this, they all looked helpless. Mao Sui is still a little unconvinced, what kind of umbrella does it take if it doesn't rain?

Can't use an umbrella if it's not raining? The three of them are afraid of tanning, can they block the ultraviolet rays?!

As Childe asked strangely, what is ultraviolet rays?

Oh, look at your skinny flesh, and when the sun is strong, you can use an umbrella to block it, and you don't sell sunscreen here.

Zhao Shengzhi can see that if he continues to play according to Lu Buwei, none of the people present are opponents. Come on, come on, the game is over, let's drink!

Drinking and drinking, Zhao Sheng seemed to suddenly remember something, huh? Brother Lu, why don't you let your eldest aunt, oh no, it's your eldest cousin come in to meet you?

Chen Zhengzheng wanted to find a reason to shirk it, but he didn't think that Zhao Ji couldn't wait for a long time, and twisted the little snake's waist and came in.

Zhao Ji came to Zhao Sheng and gave a salute, Pingyuanjun, why do I see you familiar as soon as you enter the door?

Zhao Sheng waved his hand awkwardly, uh, this, the girl must have recognized the wrong person! That, since you are Brother Lu's cousin, we can also be regarded as our own people, why don't you drink some too?

Thank you, Hirahara-kun! Recently, for some reason, the slave felt a little unwell, but she still stopped drinking. How about I give a dance to all of you?

Chen Zheng was shocked, hehe, I didn't know that Zhao Ji had this specialty, just to see what talent she had to show.

Zhao Ji came to the middle of the living room and sang and danced for a while, and the figure was indeed graceful, charming and enchanting. Singing eloquently: The leaves are pale, and the white dew is frost. The so-called Iraqi people are on the water side. Tracing back to it, the road is obstructive and long. Tracing from it, it is like being in the middle of the water. The leaves are green, and the white dew is not dawning. The so-called Yi people are in the water of the Mae. Tracing back to it, the road is blocked and climbing. Tracing from it, it is like being in the water. The leaves are picked, and the white dew is not over. The so-called Yi people are in the water. Tracing back to it, the road is blocked and right. Tracing from it, it is like being in the water.

No one expected that Zhao Ji had just finished singing, and suddenly ran out with a hand covering her mouth, and everyone was stunned on the spot.

Chen Zheng was also a little panicked, what is the situation? Qin Shi Huang's mother can't have any mistakes! Otherwise, how can I explain to history? Ladies and gentlemen, drink a little longer, and I'll come and see.

The people in the living room were whispering, and Chen Zheng came back in the blink of an eye.

Ha ha! It's okay, maybe I was a little windy outside the window just now, and I suddenly felt unwell, I'm sorry!

As Gongzi said sourly, Brother Lu's expression just now can be seen that he cares about this cousin very much! No wonder, Brother Lu's cousin is both talented and good-looking, and at first glance he is also a person who has seen the world, of course, he is loved and pitied.

Everyone saw that the night was dark, and they were also getting sleepy.

Zhao Sheng took Mao Sui and left, and made an appointment to wait for the good news of the Golden Chess in the Plains Monarch's Mansion the next day.

Under Chen Zheng's hospitality and Wei Wuji's insistence, Wei Wuji and Rugongzi stayed in Zhao Ji's mansion, with more than a dozen special forces from South Korea secretly protecting, plus the ten swordsmen brought by Wei Wuji lurking around, and Li Mu on duty in the mansion, so safety was guaranteed.

In the dead of night, Chen Zheng was lying alone in bed, really tossing and turning, just now Zhao Ji actually said that he might be pregnant with his own flesh and blood, and he had to find a doctor to confirm, if it was true, he would have to eliminate this child, how could this be good? Don't? Is Yingzheng really Lü Buwei's flesh and blood? But even then, it won't be my Chen Zheng's, right?!